and how do you like it? i also have 4 great stevie ray vaughn dvd quality videos and the complete G3 concert and a vid were some guitarist shows how to solo with an electric drill.

just call me

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maybe you just havent heared the right kind of grind, or you haven't heared any grind and are making cock sucking statements based on shit

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Sounds like something dicksucktion would say

dicksucktion???

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Dissection.

you have to be blunt with these youngins

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does anyone know any good cat excersises? my cat uses this medicine and it makes him reeeeaaaaaly fat

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Put his ass outside, wool, cat nip, or play with it.

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Heh, I had a fun time last night, I actually got drunk off of one 40oz Steel Reserve...and a cup of some other crap. Well atleast I didn't wake up eating mustard!....just alone.

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even if we told you some cat exercises, how would you train the cat to do them?
"Come on, Mr. Fluffles, lift those thighs! Feel the burn!"

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and oh yeah, shut the fuck up

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yeah, throw his ass outside in front of the neighbours pitbull.

shut the fuck up, nu-weijia

My cat named Abbath is a fat slob too. All he does is sit by the door and meow cause he's horny all the time. I just pick him up and hold him for about 2 hours til he goes insane...then I put him on his back so he has to use his abs to get up....so i'm making him do 30 crunches before he can leave. Its a good exercise for him. Then I take him in my room and get him baked

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your welcome...

and that nu-weija is like a double insult

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Shut the fuck up. You wern't even hear when weijia was around.

No one likes you.
Leave.
:|

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owned

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Let me get this straight, you pick your up cat while he's horny?!?!

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to darko: calling it an insult when somebody compares you to somebody else is a joke...a corny one, but its a joke (at least here)...

and i've read enough of his posts... i browse a lot of old threads now and then...

and powers: if its about my sig, i never compared my cat to any deities

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hahaha yeah. It pisses him off.

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no...let me get >this< straight...my cat is too fat to pick up..

i'll get an hernia even thinking about it

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Am I just having a slow day? Or does this make absolutly no sence?

And if its just a silly joke to you; being the neo-weijia isn't a joke, its a insult saying your an annoying sack of shit.

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i might act like an idiot, but at least im not acting like an asshole

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I am only an asshole to idiots.

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That my sense of humour is annoying to you is just your oppinion.

Oppinion noted and ignored.

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I never said anything about your sence of humor..good lord please just shut the fuck up! Do you realize that this whole page has been you trying to defend yourself and then making stupid comments that have no relavance and no sence! Shut the fuck up!


I'm so fucking bored.

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what? what's going on here? i'm confused.

lets get something straight, this "nu-weijia" thing is a joke, even though SpikeyHairz says some dumb/annoying things sometimes (but he'll never compare to weijia, who was really dumb/annoying, just like nu-metal doesn't compare to real metal: SpikeyHairz isn't "TRU")
it was Spikey's fault too, now we're gonna razz him forever. he basically volunteered.
example, if this was a prison, and weijia was the guy that everybody manraped, and then he was released, Spikey would be the guy who dropped his soap on purpose.

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Man, it happends every RTT we make, one full page of him quoting you about something stupid he said.

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it has happened once...

now enough of this... my weekend has been shitty enough without people being assholes to me...

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yeah, quit argueing with him, and manrape him already!

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Well looks like i'm the one who has to take one for the team... *unzips pants*

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I'll get the cheese and mayo.

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dont forget the cetsup

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shut the fuck up nu-weijia


you know, that's something that real weijia would say......

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well...then we both have the same humour

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I was just talking to Martin from Decapitated. Man, what an asshole.

haha. why do you say that?

I'm workin on some Decapitated tabs

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ýeah?

nu-weija, shut the fuck up.

He has the whole rock-star vibe. He's too good to talk to fans. Most band members would be happy to converse with you about a lot of things (John from Vehemence, David from Beheaded, Joe & Dave from Psycroptic, Luke from The Berzerker, just to name a few) but he was all "Why did you add me, I have nothing to say to you". Cunt.

pff, what a bitch.

I had groupies adding me once, I just blocked them after talking to them two times, but those where annoying. I don't think you wanted his ass, so that uh, isn't really nice of him I guess. normally I don't care if someone adds me, especially not when its about music

He's just Polish. I'll let him off this time.

Polish people make me laugh.

Damn ftp...

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meh, polish people can be cool too, I've met those guys from Locomotiv, a brutal metal band, they didn't 'look' nice but they where actually really cool, they went for a beer and all and we talked about metal for about 2 hours.

Yes, generally Polish people are nice. Europeans, rather.

Hehe. Im going to get something to eat. I am fucking hungry.

SNNOOOOOW DAAAY.

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yeah, except the french, they suck badly. dutchies, germans, italians, spanish etc. they're all friendly, a lot of tourist in Amsterdam are amazed by the super friendly people there, but I guess I'm used to it, part of our society I guess.

also, all tourist are amazed that everybody on the street can speak english to them, lol.

as far as Australians go, the ones I know are cool, my bro has been to the land of Oz for a year and some folks came to visit us in return (including a fucking hot chick ) which he sadly enough didn't score. (stupid ass)
I love that accent, hehe, oh and Australians love Hertog Jan, which is a premium dutch beer. those guys told me they should start exporting that stuff like Heineken hehe.

most American people are pretty weird, I guess it really depends where they are from, some are pricks, some aren't. but thats what you get in such a big country, I guess theres a lot of subcultures there and shit.

I can be an asshole, but only when severely provoked. For the most part, yes, all of us americans are fat, lazy, stupid cunts who dont know the meaning of the word "friendly." I mean honestly. My own best friend is too lazy and ignorant to lend me a hand sometimes. Thats fucking sad.

I might honestly move to England once i hit 20-21. Its too fucking crazy over here. Too many cunts. Not enough that put out. ()

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Hertog Jan, I've had that when I was drunk beyond the point of blindness one time, so I don't remember it too vividly.

Most Americans I have met in real life have been assholes. The few Canadians I've met have been really cool. I'd waaaaay prefer to live in Canada.

But yes, as I said, (most) Europeans are fucking excellent guys.

It all depends on where in Canada their from, if you go to Newfoundland, 90% of the people will treat you like you are a friend of the family (free beer, free bed, fee meals, and if it's a nice peace of ass free head), but if they are from a big city like Toronto they can be a big pick.

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whoa, they serve Hertog Jan in australia?? I didn't even know they exported it, lol, thats awsome.

I would also prefer to live in canada, I have some relatives there and the country itself is allready beautiful, the people are cool too, but I'de miss the action and outgoing stuff that holland has, I think going out in the weekends there is something reaaaally different then it is here.

England, well, I've been there twice, London is pretty cool, the people over there are pretty stuck up though, on the country its better, the north and scotland are ace, best pubs on the planet.
Wales sucked though, only rain and grumpy people.

As far as americans go, I can't really tell, but I guess some do lack social skills. I haven't met all too many americans, some guys from texas who where pretty outgoing, PST88 from metaltabs (he lives above new york somewhere) he was pretty cool, had some great fun with him in Belgium (graspop metal meeting) and well, some other guys who lived in California, those were pretty lame, they went to the toilet every hour to check if their hair was still in good order

Those are what we call 'fags,' def. Alot of fags live in Cali. Ugh.

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yeah alot of people here are outgoing

maybe he was in a shitty mood?

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haha, they actually thought they could score any chick. however, in the evening one of those guys got a glass of beer thrown all over him by a girl I happen to know

Ha, I'm an americanized Russian/Polish dude, so I can be in a shitty mood most of the time. The only time I'm truely happy is when I'm drunk.

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OMG I have 333 posts... IM SOOOOO SATANIC

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You idiot....you're satanic when you hit 666 posts

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no man, remember the half-satanic rituals by the half-moon. now those where badass satanic, they all yell out '333' the number of the beast!!!! and do crazy gangbang moves.

yeah, 333 is evil...

No, it's 664, the bloke next door

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I thought it was 789..........
































































......Yeah...when seven ate nine.......

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Ah man thats depressing. If band members are complete assholes then it takes alot from the music, makes it much harder to enjoy. I can see it happening though...these guys where 15+ and where making killer Death Metal. Although you have to take Atif's point into concideration that he might have been in a shitty mood. But still...

Australians always seem very intellectual and cool, or at least the few I have talked to (FBS, Nihilist, and some non-internet pupils). Canadians are always very nice too, and they make some of the best metal. As for the Dutch..well..just look at Def! Ahhaa just kidding.

California is very superficial. We have a very arogant society which breeds assholes naturally who tend to add "bro" after every other fucking word. But where not all assholes..there are very cool people here too so don't let my stereotyping get in your head.

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Canada rules!!!!!

Can't wait to see Martyr live in a couple months. It's gonna be sweet!!!!

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canada does indeed rule

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australia has nice people but i really want to go travel aroubnd europe and meet those nice guys use talk about and see some real hot chiks

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I.....was just listening to Devin Townsend's "Canada"......and Devin's from Canada....and I like him......so....I guess I rule too?


PLEASE ACCEPT ME




But anyways, this week is going to be boring as hell. Its regents week and I only got one test and thats for tomorrow. I'll only have to go until 10 or so, and then I'll get home and sit on my fatass all day. I need a fucking life......or a girlfriend........or some microwaved bagels with butter on them.....

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PIZZA in the morning, PIZZA in the evenin', PIZZA at suppertime......
when PIZZA'S on a bagel, you can have PIZZA anytime!

*guitar lick*

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point taken, lol

I guess California is just your Friesland.

this doesn't make sense to you guys but any dutch guy will know what I'm talking about.

Friesland is a province in the upper north of holland. they think they have their own country, they even have their own language and habits, actually, their language is just terribly messed up dutch, haha, but don't tell them that.
They even have their own national flag, and I think it all started out as a joke or something, not even the Germans like them, I mean, hell

Whahahaha!!! Fries sounds like a dutchman who married a german and has developed a speech disability

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did anyone else get an e-mail like this???

Hey,

This is (name) via Death8699.com. What's up man? I haven't been able to publish
on my original domain because of Yahoo glitches when trying to upgrade services.
Trying to get my site reestablished. Please mail me all of your guitar tabs as
I am trying to restore everything once again.

i got it through metaltabs, but the strange thing is that i havent even put any tabs up

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Holland sounds nice, I might go visit sometime. I'm a big M.C Escher fan, I heard he was from The Netherlands...that's cool
I don't know about all or most Americans being assholes. I'm from Puerto Rico which is part of the U.S. Puerto Rico can be compared to places like Florida and Cali, mainly for the weather and thing that peple like to do (Swim, surf, toke, this and that). When I first moved here, I noticed a big difference in the people but over time I got used to it. It's not really that they're assholes, just less trusting, which I can understand. I have a lot of friends that are really cool, easy-going people. I get along with almost anyone. But that's here on the east side, I've heard in the west (Cal) it's a whole lot different. I'm actually moving to Cali in a couple of years (College). I've never really met anyone from Europe or Australia in person. I do however know a Canadian, my friend Brian is Canadian, funny kid...eh

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yeah, I got this email too, I deleted it on sight though, uh, I do have a bunch of tabs up, but I think this is just a gay dude trying to steal tabs or something.


RUSSIANROULETTE, if you visit Holland, let me know, I can show you around Amsterdam, we can visit some shows and ofcourse we can go for the occasional beer oh, that goes for any of your cunts, if you plan on visiting, let me know.

Sander, remember PST88 when he saw the doctor falling down face first

If Eric comes to Holland, im definatly there too!

Haha, now we can laugh at the doctor for awhile.

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for a while? PST and I laughed about that for hours, haha until Sander gave us something new to laugh about, taking a dumb every 4 minutes due to the turkish kebab he ate

and not to mention our piss against the church action. I swear it was the only place to go at that moment.

that 'doctor' moment was classic though, its engraved in my memory, I was standing in the crowd in front when Anthrax played what doesn't die, suddenly some guy looking like a chick flew over our heads and landed face first in a the mud, that denim wearing hillbilly chick was the doctor, which actually wasn't a chick

i noticed that you Dutch cats laugh differently, sort of with an accent. see, other people will say "ahahahaha" or "hohohoohoho", but you guys add the wha; "whahahaha". i've noticed Doctor doing this too.

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yeah, and we say 'autsj' an 'áu' when we're hurt, americans do something like 'oouch' thats weird too.

We say...."FUCK!!"heh, mmmaybe not all the time...I say "ahhhh."

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you mean you say "aaahhhh" like it's refreshing?

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My friend (American) Just rolls around on the ground shouting obsenities and screaming. Sometimes he growls too. He has made noises ive never thought one could make.

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haaaahaaaa, atif.

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Sounds like a plan. If I do visit, you'll be the first to know.

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I'll be there in a year or two. Or just persuade my parents to send me to holland for my sixteenth.

ANOTHER FUCKING SNOWDAY!

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I've been trying to remember where the fuck I'd seen your avatar, BeastOfCarrion. I had to go through my CD's, because I knew I'd seen it before.

Macabre.

Ah. that makes sense...

so hows the ftp, nihilist?

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The FTP? Fucked. The whole server is fucked. My email is fucked. I'm not quite sure what the hell is going on.

I need a hug.

*hugs nihilist; then watches Jenna jameson go at it with another woman... just to confirm himself.*

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you know, in my language hug means "shit"

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yeah, and hot chick means 'mom'

hey Nihilist, it wouldn't hurt to do a full system scan. See if you have any viruses.

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................who told you?...... *looks at him with squinty eyes*

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You piece of hug.

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Grouphug!

On second thought, maybe not.

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haha. badass..oh, shit, I have class soon, damn, and it's two hours long...

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This is the only place in the world you could get AIDS from a group hug...

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i dont think AIDS can be transmitted electronically

maybe i didnt pay enough attention in health education

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health SEXucation, get it right.

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I need to start bullshiting more around here......my post-per-day-average is going down drastically.


I like the strippers. Well.....i like the shotter girl at the strip club.

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Back on the issue of IQ's did you guys know that people who listen to faster, louder, and heavier music ie metal are usally the smartest best studiers? But theyre tied with.....rap fans lol.

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shut the fuck up, nu weijia.

where tied with rap fans, it ain't nufin but a g'thang 'foo!