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Old 2003-12-28, 21:48
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Old 2003-12-29, 02:21
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Why did warnerve get all huffy and leave? He was a longstanding member.
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Old 2003-12-29, 03:10
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I don't think it was him, a enemy or something.
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Old 2003-12-29, 03:29
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If it wasn't him, maybe it'll teach him a lesson to not be so careless with passwords.
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Old 2003-12-29, 05:16
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yeh warnerve is always being a faggot like that.........cricket is a shit sport to watch......everybpdy come to kurrimine for new years eve party
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Old 2003-12-29, 05:46
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dreads make you go bald because it kills the roots of the hair, youl end up looking like devin townsend
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Somebody has decapitated an innocent rabbit, can Abbath solve this crime before more innocent bunnies are hurt?

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Old 2003-12-29, 05:49
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Um...no they don't. You were lied to. Theres old emperors and shit that had dreads to the ground and they had perfectly fine hairlines. They might make your hair fall out if you dont wash them or if you put shit in them like toothpaste.
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Old 2003-12-29, 05:54
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i cant be bothered argueing so ill just say

toothpaste???
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Old 2003-12-29, 06:01
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Yeah some people who can't afford wax say toothpaste works. They end up getting mold in their dreads and other things grow in there.
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Old 2003-12-29, 06:06
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Old 2003-12-29, 06:16
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i went to john butler concert and every 3rd person had dreads....i felt out of place because i didnt have long hair....they looked cool but they are still fucked
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Old 2003-12-29, 08:08
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I don't think it was him, a enemy or something.


It was him.
 
Old 2003-12-29, 08:21
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uh, yeah whatever, if it was him he was beeing a cunt, like most of you are on a daily basis. except warnerve wasn't usually as bad as the standard metaltabs member.

dreads can make you go bald. but hey, you might get bald anyways, so who gives a fuck!
 
Old 2003-12-29, 08:36
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dreads make you go bald because it kills the roots of the hair, youl end up looking like devin townsend


Yeh you dont wanna look like this do you!?!?!?
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Old 2003-12-29, 09:31
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at school there was a guy who put glue in his hair to form dreads, fucking loser
 
Old 2003-12-29, 10:00
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Only in Holland..............









































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Old 2003-12-29, 11:13
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Haha. Its societys finest's birthday. And its societys fines's bithday. Societys finest likes good metal. Societys fines likes staind and mudvayne and slipknot etc...


HAHAHAHA YOU'RE GAY!

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Old 2003-12-29, 12:48
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Old 2003-12-29, 13:08
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pfff. poser

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Old 2003-12-29, 13:11
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Yeah Societys finest is A LOT cooler than societys fines






if thats what you were meaning
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Old 2003-12-29, 13:28
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Old 2003-12-29, 14:30
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I feel the love
 
Old 2003-12-29, 14:35
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My ex girlfriend used to always say that when I made fun of her. Then she would suck my dick dry and then I'd fuck her for long periods of time. Up to 5 minutes sometime.
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Old 2003-12-29, 14:36
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dreads make you go bald because it kills the roots of the hair, youl end up looking like devin townsend



I so fucking want hair like him. He's got a receding hairline almost to the back of his head and he still has shoulder length hair. Devin's so awesome.
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Old 2003-12-29, 15:20
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hehe, you dont seem to get it
 
Old 2003-12-29, 15:25
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My ex girlfriend used to always say that when I made fun of her. Then she would suck my dick dry and then I'd fuck her for long periods of time. Up to 5 minutes sometime.


I think you're mistaking her with your momma.



anyways, I got it doc, different users
 
Old 2003-12-29, 22:05
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My mom needs to hire a janitor. I had to go to work today just to mop. Them fucking employees don't know shit.....eh, one of 'em is over 60 so she could fuck off...
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Old 2003-12-30, 00:35
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dont get too close; this kind of 'love' is contagious(sp).




















In the aids kind of way.
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Old 2003-12-30, 12:48
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God damn, i downloaded blind guardian last night. Now i cant stop listening to it.

I love being off from school. You can just sit around..... go smoke a cigar... whatever you want...

How about you, def? What have you been up to?
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Old 2003-12-30, 12:51
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'Tis the Atifman's birthday (in Australia, it is). Have a good one, and you still have to make that RTT you made me email you so you wouldn't forget.
 
Old 2003-12-30, 13:03
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How about you, def? What have you been up to?


sitting on my ass, watching movies and drinking beer every evening, working a couple of days and party hard in the weekends... a now we got new years eve coming up, which is gonna be wild
 
Old 2003-12-30, 13:11
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ive got a Corona cigar waiting to be smoked. It should work for new years..... or any old day
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Old 2003-12-30, 13:43
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Old 2003-12-30, 13:48
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I'm masturbating. And I already masturbated 30 minutes ago





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Old 2003-12-30, 13:53
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Someone please, castrate him so he cant have children. We dont want OUR kids hanging around with a little Metal=Life, now do we?




You fucking cunt.
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Old 2003-12-30, 14:00
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Hah, hell no we don't, we don't want our kids to become potheads without a study or a descent job, lets just kill the fucker and weed out the bad influence

ah Atif, you're my favorite brownie man, happy birthday when it gets there!
 
Old 2003-12-30, 14:04
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My new avatar. maddox rules.
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Old 2003-12-30, 14:05
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Wow, why hasnt anyone closed this one yet?

what do you think of this title:

RTT #35 The End of the begining of the End?
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Old 2003-12-30, 14:18
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Yeh Maddox is awesome, some of the funniest shit I have read.

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