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Ultimate Cheese
Holy shit...I thought Manowar and Hammerfall were cheesy. Check out this song Made of Metal by Dream Evil. And any song by them for that matter.
I AM SO FUCKING METAL!!!
AND SO IS MY WIIIIFE!!!
I AM HIS WIFE!
haha thats the funniest part.
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2003-11-25, 15:56
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Yes, I know. After only two albums, Dream Evil has achieved Rhapsody-like idiocy.
I didn't know Fredrik Nordstrom was such a D&D power metal nerd.
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2003-11-25, 16:06
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whats wrong with D&D and power metal???
on the subject of those lyrics, they are bad, especially the last line, as it makes no sense (unless a different person sings it, which would make it even cornier(if that is a word))
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2003-11-25, 18:13
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Yes his wife says I AM HIS WIFE and she never sings again
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2003-11-25, 19:24
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haha thats pretty funny. His wife has only one line. Where would i be able to get this song? I want to laugh at it.
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2003-11-25, 19:36
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kazaa....maybe Dream Evils official site
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2003-11-26, 03:16
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AHAHAHA I love the shitty chant at the beginning "Made of metal... Made of metal... Made of metal..." LMAO How can this not be a joke?? I mean i can make up better lyrics than that off the top of my head.
I thought this was just fuckin retarded,
"Dream Evil is made of Metal,
Were reinforce with Steel"
ahahaha omg that just sucks.
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2003-11-26, 09:18
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Surely that's a joke.
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2003-11-26, 14:26
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No its not. I thought so too. They really think they're great. They even tour with Hammerfall
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2003-11-27, 00:36
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LMAO god id love to see that show
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2003-11-28, 05:38
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wasn't slayer joking with their lyrics? they made it big and most people have no idea.
thats what i grew up thinking, anyway. but metal's not my specialty. :P
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Damien Storm. Thats all I have to say...
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2003-11-28, 15:10
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^^ Bwahahaha
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2003-11-28, 21:45
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Quote:
Originally posted by mctriple
wasn't slayer joking with their lyrics? they made it big and most people have no idea.
thats what i grew up thinking, anyway. but metal's not my specialty. :P
i find it hard to believe that these guys are serious, regardless of who they tour with.
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whats slayer have to do with this?
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2003-11-28, 23:28
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You all make fun of bands like this. I'm gonna go get a guy who plays trumpet and one who plays keyboard and become famous off of writing songs about slaying dragons and fighting evil sorcerers before my health points run out. You guys just wait and see
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Quote:
Originally posted by x2xAtreyux2x
You all make fun of bands like this. I'm gonna go get a guy who plays trumpet and one who plays keyboard and become famous off of writing songs about slaying dragons and fighting evil sorcerers before my health points run out. You guys just wait and see
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2003-11-30, 03:19
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LMFAO I still have that video!
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2003-11-30, 22:37
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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Ok, so I downloaded this song, right?
And it's FUCKING STUPID BEYOND ALL POSSIBLE COMPREHENSION.
God I hate metalheads sometimes.
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2003-12-08, 11:44
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i (finally) got to hear the song the other day at my power metal buddy's house, there was only one thing that could make the song funnier, and that is when the wife goes "I AM HIS WIFE", then the guy yells "SHUTUP" at that precice time there should be a slap sound
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lmao yeh followed by whimpering
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2003-12-18, 20:26
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Oh, their songs are cheesy are they?
Wait untill you see them live....the rythmguitarist is a ruff one he is!
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Quote:
Originally posted by far_beyond_sane
Ok, so I downloaded this song, right?
And it's FUCKING STUPID BEYOND ALL POSSIBLE COMPREHENSION.
God I hate metalheads sometimes.
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I thought my songs were really fucking stupid, lol!!
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