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RTT #32: Screw You Eddy! and Your Shitty band "Morning Will Chum"
bahaha
it doesn't make sense, but i like it
other possible titles were
"Morning will Scum"
"Morning will Cum"
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2003-11-16, 00:54
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chum:
animal or vegetable matter (as chopped fish or corn) thrown overboard to attract fish
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2003-11-16, 00:55
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oh man, I fellt this one coming
nice one, my black night
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2003-11-16, 01:11
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this must be the best RTT opening in history
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2003-11-16, 01:37
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which is worse, the crappy band or the shitty band?
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2003-11-16, 02:27
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I've never jamed with my drummer buzzed before, and I must say I like it. I like it a lot.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2003-11-16, 02:42
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You're all gay. Go to hell. Fuck you. Shut up.
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Eat horse poop you pig headed fiend. You lick the balls of a squirrel. Fuck you and your mother and the way she shot you out like a cannon. Fuck the doctor who actually caught you. Asswipe, shithead, poop-on-a-stick, dickweed, scoundrel, pee-pee, buttface, sexist fuckhole, butterface, brown-bag special, bongo, hellion, dookie. I want to poke you with sticks, eat your dinner, and steal your cookie. French kiss down under, nerd, regurgitated cum bubble, chicken fucker, eat shit, cum bucket. You are a pile of rags. In other words, I love you.
Yeahhh, I'll shut up now.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2003-11-16, 03:58
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Good.
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2003-11-16, 05:11
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now who's eddy?
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PHHHHHHHLLLLLLLRRRRRTTTT!
Aha......god i'm bored.
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2003-11-16, 05:57
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man, it seems like us forum guys barely know each other, that we don't even know each other's first names.
back in the day, forum regulars would do a bit of their own RTT outside the forums in messengers. amongst other things, we'd sometimes chat about the forum or members. I think that really contributed to the forum experience. we would be all like, "did you see what Slayme said to the newbie?" "Yeah! hilarious."
now, half the regulars left, and all we talk about now is, "anything interesting in the forum" and "them forums really suck now"
Now everything feels kinda half-assed.
and nobody would say anything more inflammatory than "Cunt" or "Shut the fuck up weijia", and it'd be in good fun. but now people are bickering and telling each other to shut up. Why would you tell someone to shut up? This is a forum, let people have opinions.
where's the love?
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2003-11-16, 06:07
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*wipes away a tear*
You're right atif. The old days (post-atmetal for me at least) were pretty good......the pre-1000 members days were nice. Everyone seemed to know each other, and we all backed one-another up when some ignorant newb tried to start some shit......i mean, remember handling 6MORBID6ANGEL6? That was gold......ahhh the memories!
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well being a newer member myself, i was never a part of the 'big-guys-league'...i dont know most of the people on metaltabs, although i have a few on my msn/yahoo, whom i seldom talk to...i just post here cuz the forums are good & UNLIKE some other wannabe-dominated forums...
nonetheless, these forums ARE one of the best i've come across !!!
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2003-11-16, 06:52
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Hahaha, reading your post i was reminded of my good "friend" wannabe......THOSE were good times. We must have had at least 60 debates overall.....then along came OpethRules, who was wannabe's replacement. Oh man....good times.
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2003-11-16, 07:43
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no, it sucked :P
my account was deleted because i called pst gay
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2003-11-16, 08:23
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another cool rtt made by the indian fuck atif
and in regards to the last rtt where i just said shut up faggot, it was he just wanted to start a fight and i was over useless rambling.........i dont care if the all blacks lost, they are my team and i will support them always
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2003-11-16, 08:26
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a thread cant even make 20 posts without people insulting one another
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2003-11-16, 08:59
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another cool rtt made by the indian fuck atif
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yeah your from india and thats cool.............i was pointing it at atif not at you, so just play guitar and get better and stop worrying about it
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yeah your from india and thats cool.............i was pointing it at atif not at you, so just play guitar and get better and stop worrying about it
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who's worrying
atif's from pakistan & i dont think he'll like it if anyone calls him indian
i might be wrong here though
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2003-11-16, 09:15
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ohhh pakistany man ay.............
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2003-11-16, 09:40
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i dont care if the all blacks lost, they are my team and i will support them always
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Of course you care. They are your team, you said it yourself.
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2003-11-16, 10:02
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yeah i said they are my team.......but doesnt mean i have to get all sad and care about them losing, i support them like u probably support some other team u are interested in........i was born in australia so it doesnt bother me that australia beat them
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im from victoria so i dont give a fuck about rugby
or afl
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2003-11-16, 11:18
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2003-11-16, 12:03
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Fucking Victorian Drivers.
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2003-11-16, 12:10
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Hahaha, reading your post i was reminded of my good "friend" wannabe......THOSE were good times. We must have had at least 60 debates overall.....then along came OpethRules, who was wannabe's replacement. Oh man....good times.
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I remember opethrules, haha, the fuck.
Snyper, I remember your poem too. haha, pst sucks cock for crack, lalalalalalla he sucks the big fat cock lalalalla
or something like that.
Atif, you're right man, where's the love.
goddammit, that reminds me of that gay ass song on the radio, where is the love the love thee lovvvveeeee people crying people dying, ass grasping and declining, you can't fuck until your preach, and don't you turn the other butt-cheek,
father father, please don't fuck us, you'll get retaliation from above! now I ask you son, where is the loooveeeee
where is the love
where is the love
where is the love, the love, the love.
yeah, fuck you all!
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2003-11-16, 12:12
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Fucking Victorian Drivers.
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Fucking hook turns. (you turn right from the left lane)
I have formed a new grind band called GORGANTANUS
i will place our first song ANAL DECAPITATION on the ftp in the next couple of days
by the way dont expect anything fantastic this was recorded on 2 seperate PCs at about midnight i.e. as i am posting this
we just have to wait a couple of days for me to figure out how to get the drum machine to interface with the recording program and to get my mike back
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2003-11-16, 12:23
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im from victoria so i dont give a fuck about rugby
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Me either. Tasmania isn't exactly the biggest sporting state. Except for well, maybe, lawn bowls.
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2003-11-16, 12:33
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can you make a pic of those cool tasmanian devils?
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2003-11-16, 12:57
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2003-11-16, 12:58
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Yeah, tell me about it
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2003-11-16, 13:00
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can you make a pic of those cool tasmanian devils?
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especially if someone is rolling a lawn bowl ball at it
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2003-11-16, 13:02
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I have been to Tas, it had monkeys in a pit in the middle of a park. If I liked monkey that would be awesome. I'm from Queensland. It is ok here, usually wet.
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2003-11-16, 13:12
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Morning will come fucking rule!!
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2003-11-16, 14:22
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I have been to Tas, it had monkeys in a pit in the middle of a park. If I liked monkey that would be awesome. I'm from Queensland. It is ok here, usually wet.
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Haha, and that would be in Launceston, right? In the city park. I live about 20 mins from there.
And yes Def, I'll try hunt one down.
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Yeh. Launceston had some cool places. We also drove to hobart, but we didn't stay long there. I would go again, there are some good band there I hear.
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Dying Fetus RULE !!!!!
YYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH Destroy the fuckin Opposition
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I just have one question......what the fuck is All Blacks??
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shit man!!! FTT is back!
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2003-11-16, 17:19
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Yeh. Launceston had some cool places. We also drove to hobart, but we didn't stay long there. I would go again, there are some good band there I hear.
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Psycroptic, for one.
Memnoch, The All Blacks are the New Zealand rugby team.
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I was at a party last night, and the keig was Shiner. And dark. My word, that was the first time I've ever had dark beer.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Thanks.
Dear God, some people are unexplicably stupid. 3 morons in a row got my character's name wrong in FTT. Since when is name-changing a standard style amongst fictional stories??
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Psycroptic, for one.
Memnoch, The All Blacks are the New Zealand rugby team.
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are they all (what the australians call them) coons?
or only all black?
or?
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2003-11-16, 18:00
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Dear God, some people are unexplicably stupid. 3 morons in a row got my character's name wrong in FTT. Since when is name-changing a standard style amongst fictional stories??
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I hear that, renagade.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Thanks.
Dear God, some people are unexplicably stupid. 3 morons in a row got my character's name wrong in FTT. Since when is name-changing a standard style amongst fictional stories??
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i was just following through
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Snyper, I remember your poem too. haha, pst sucks cock for crack, lalalalalalla he sucks the big fat cock lalalalla
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ya, well i guess i deserved it for how i went on and on about how gay he was
actually that was a good time
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WHO'S THIS???? ...WEIJIA'S FATHER????confused:
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nah, that's Steve Cum
weijia never knew his father, saaad story.
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and in regards to the last rtt where i just said shut up faggot, it was he just wanted to start a fight and i was over useless rambling
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wanted to start a fight? you thought i was serious when i called you a "wankster" and spouted crazy australian slang at you? It was all in good fun.
example:
you must have kangaroos loose in the top paddock, ya gumby Banana-bender.
see??
all in good fun
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((( Oh man, Wally's dad just asked me if I'd heard from him today.
Mom: No , have you?
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Mom: the little f*cker. (I said that cuz he calls his dad more than me!)
Dad: I'm going to tell him you called him a little f*cker. Good Mom.
Mom: I'll tell him myself.
Dad: He's going to call you later tonight. )))
You crack me up sooo bad. I would have never found this place if it hadn't been for Walpurgis. If I'm bored or want a laugh I always find something here. You guys are generally more 'boisterous' than they are at my forum, but the majority are pretty cool when they should be.
And somehow Wally got the idea that Thurmon Thomas was his dad. Probably those curls of his from what the kids said. I 've never seen him though. I just know he plays football. For his 18th birthday , my friend mailed him a letter from Cleveland that another friend typed up for me and signed it , Love ,Daddy Thurmon.
Wally just smiled, shook his head and gave me one of those-- "mom I don't know about you" looks.
He looks a little like weijia now that you mention it.
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Austrianlian slang is hilarious.
David Cross is on some show on fox called "Arrested Development". Hes also provides alot of hilarority. Hilarious!
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2003-11-17, 05:43
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are they all (what the australians call them) coons?
or only all black?
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No. As said before, they are the new Zealand rugby team.
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what's with the stupid name then? are new zealanders all black?
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no but the jersey is pretty much all black.......so they stcuk with the name the all blacks, the actual emblem they are associated with is the silver fern found in New Zealand
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Don't you hate those people that call you and just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk an talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talkd and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk an tlakslain (no I did not copy and past that) about useless shit that you just don't give a flying wombat fuck about! ARRGGG!!
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yep they all black......i wasnt awhere u are a comedian as well
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I've tried a different brand of drink with coconut and meat in it. I didn't like it.
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Quote:
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Don't you hate those people that call you and just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk an talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talkd and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk an tlakslain (no I did not copy and past that) about useless shit that you just don't give a flying wombat fuck about! ARRGGG!!
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er....i get the picture wot you're talking about....yeah i hate em !!!!!
and i also hate those who call and keep quiet and DONT talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk !!!
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so the bottom line...finish the job and hang up
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What the fuck is wrong with TV these day, they have a gay test on now. How stupid is that, don't people relise they are fags?
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haha india kicking some aussie ass in the final today !!!
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What final?
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cricket maybe
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yep
well it aint that bad for australia...their runrate is pretty good...just that theyve lost 4 wickets...martyn's got a 50
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what the hell is cricket
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people throw balls at wooden sticks in the ground and people attempt to hit the ball away with a bat
all verry uninteresting in my opinoin
they could liven all ball sports up with the introduction of "multi-ball"
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it even looks like turkey grease!!
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it even looks like turkey grease!!
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Hummmmm... Turkey grease
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Hello fuckers.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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downloading south park episodes rules
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@powers : heyyyyy !!!
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downloading south park episodes rules
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i saw that one!
i saw it again when it re-aired too!
i really liked the part where Cartman danced to the mariachi performers. awesome dance.
i saw it again just because of the dance, that dance really made my day. maybe i can download the episode too, and make his dancing into an avatar of mine.
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Aural skills is the shit. I fuck around all the time. For the tests, I sing all operatic and comical. Everyone laughs, but I keep my cool and not screw up, heh. Hmmmm, I think the reason they laugh is because I use my hands, ya know in theater, they stick their fist in front of them to get that "boom." Ha!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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This Blub ik ben een vis thing is become cult man! Even Sane has it in his name! well.... lets get on with the lessons in dutch:
Ik ben klein geel visje in een zee van blauw! SOS ik mis je!
I am a small yellow fishie in a sea of blue! SOS I miss you!
the best thing is the word yellow.... when you say GEIL instead of GEEL it sounds allmost the same and means horny... so those belgian bitches know what theyre talking about!
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haha, FBS, did you download that song?
it's the most brutal shit ever
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AUSTRALIA WON!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
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i saw it again just because of the dance, that dance really made my day. maybe i can download the episode too, and make his dancing into an avatar of mine.
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that would be pretty grim man
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AUSTRALIA WON!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ah good. I was watching a bit of the Indian innings, but it got boring and I went to sleep.
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Yaaaaaa new computer. No more smelly school libary.
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haha, FBS, did you download that song?
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What is?
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Don't you hate it when you make an appointement with someone to go look at their car (it's for sale), and when you show up at their house there's no one home? And even after you drive around for 20 minutes and come back, there's still no one home???
Yeah, i hate that too.
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maybe they have a good excuse?
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My kid's an ass??
Yeah, I have Exactly one week from today until I leave for Thanksgiving break!!!!!
And wow, most ever online was 54...about 50 of those were actually guests.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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weijia can kiss it better
this evening dad borrowed whoracle off me, over R2R
just all this in flames talk made me put this, and in here because WE DONT FUCKING NEED 3 OR 4 IN FLAMES THREADS!!!!
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Don't mention *N FLAMES. My bro in law had the newest cd and we tried pawning it with a bunch of other cds and the guys at ALL the music stores we went to said "sorry this cd won't sell"....what the fuck....they're one of the most mainstream bands out in "metal" and they think it won't sell?? I know a million skater kids into that shit that would buy it in a heart beat.
Anyone hear about that new game Manhunt for PS2? Its from Rockstar and it looks fucking sweet. It came out yesterday. You start off as a dude that needs to upgrade weapons starting from a plastic bag to suffocate people to shotguns to explosives. Fucking sweet.
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Yaaaaaa new computer. No more smelly school libary.
What is?
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K3 - blub ik ben een vis
\m/ or any K3 song for that matter. \m/
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Anyone hear about that new game Manhunt for PS2? Its from Rockstar and it looks fucking sweet. It came out yesterday. You start off as a dude that needs to upgrade weapons starting from a plastic bag to suffocate people to shotguns to explosives. Fucking sweet.
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I seen previews on sites, didn't know it was coming out so soon. Wonder when the PAL release will be.
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