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View Poll Results: Who is the biggest cunt?
Weijia -2147483647 -9,336,885,421.74%
Arnold 'the groper'Schwarzenegger 2 8.70%
James Brown 1 4.35%
Cunt Cobain 6 26.09%
James Hetfield 5 21.74%
George Bush 2147483646 9,336,885,417.39%
'TOOL FANS' 5 21.74%
Lars Ullrich 5 21.74%
your neighbour 0 0%
the editor of 'Kerrang' 0 0%
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Old 2003-10-12, 21:53
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I'm a woman...
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Old 2003-10-12, 23:25
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You have a metalmarket? Lucky bastards, that sounds awesome. Went to the Nile, Kreator, Vader, Amon Amarth, Goatwhore show. I've seen all these bands before though... I went for Goatwhore (which fucking owned I might add!).
 
Old 2003-10-12, 23:46
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we have all kinds of markets here Donnie, you can buy everything here!
 
Old 2003-10-13, 02:19
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not much metal related stuff here, what is a metalmarket.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-10-13, 02:48
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yeah what the fuck....




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Old 2003-10-13, 02:54
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Anonye here drunk and bored? I just had 2 fifths of Rasberry Smirnoff.





Shit check this out...My bands lead singer/drummer has got a record contrat through Bruce Springsteen. He doesnt want to go solo so were are sending a demo to him...fucking nuts. Its a metal/hard band rock by the way.
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Old 2003-10-13, 03:19
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-10-13, 04:26
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Old 2003-10-13, 05:11
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Old 2003-10-13, 06:11
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Old 2003-10-13, 06:35
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Its Sponge Bob Square Pants, possibly the most horrid creature ever created by an artist. Hes a plauge. The hole show is a want-to-be Ren and Stimpy, which it (and nothing) will ever live up to.
 
Old 2003-10-13, 07:08
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-10-13, 09:49
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I like Catdog.
 
Old 2003-10-13, 09:56
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Old 2003-10-13, 10:05
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Old 2003-10-13, 10:07
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Catdog and Sponge Bob Square Pants are cool, but as far as cartoons go SIMPSONS RULE!!!!
 
Old 2003-10-13, 10:32
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Word, the simpsons own them all.

spongebob should be torched.
 
Old 2003-10-13, 10:52
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Def, waar was je vrijdag? ehm i mean where were you friday?
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Def, waar was je vrijdag? ehm i mean where were you friday?

i was in my college playing drums in the freshers' party.......whoopass the question was addressed to def
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Old 2003-10-13, 11:02
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spongebob should be torched.

i prefer beavis & butthead
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Old 2003-10-13, 11:36
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Def, waar was je vrijdag? ehm i mean where were you friday?


Um, all the girls from my class got scared in the boothill so they dragged me over to het Neutje. they did pay for all my beers though, lol, my class rules

corroded soul, I agree, just look at my avatar but hell, simpsons closely follow
 
Old 2003-10-13, 11:40
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Old 2003-10-13, 12:18
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why cant i have firends like you
 
Old 2003-10-13, 12:26
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lol, girls are sensitive, pretend like you're a poor bastard!

but actually, I'm really poor at the moment. so I wasn't lying. got lucky, but I can't pull it off every week
 
Old 2003-10-13, 16:37
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i hate CatDog, but i love Spongebob.
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Old 2003-10-13, 17:21
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what's so good about spongebob the character is lame
 
Old 2003-10-13, 17:25
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Its the neo-Ren and Stimpy, but not as wierd. Family Guy, Ren and Stimpy, and The Simpsons are my favorites. Has anyone seen the rerealsed episodes of Ren and Stimpy that they coudnt put on T.V. before? Dear lord its disgusting! (But entertaining of course) I cant bealive these guys (after seeing this) where writers for kids material...
 
Old 2003-10-13, 17:34
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Um, all the girls from my class got scared in the boothill so they dragged me over to het Neutje. they did pay for all my beers though, lol, my class rules


Can I meet these women?!
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Spongebob is cool but Gary is awesome! meow!
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Old 2003-10-13, 17:36
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maybe next next friday when theres school again, they wanna go drink every friday after school
 
Old 2003-10-13, 19:34
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What the fuck is up with a snail saying "meow"...It makes me want to poor salt on him and watch him dehydrate to death.
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Old 2003-10-13, 19:43
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dudzies....its so easy to get out of a DUI and MIP. I got pulled over for speeding and the Birmingham cops here are assholes that are way over payed so they find any reason to bust you. The cops like " do you know why i pulled you over blah blah blah" then he said he smelled marijuana so that he could have the right to breath test me. I had a beer so there was a level and I said I was at a religious ceramony. My friend that is studying law and shit told me to say that if this kinda shit ever happens cause thats the only way they let you go. It fuckin worked
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Old 2003-10-13, 19:52
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What the fuck is up with a snail saying "meow"...It makes me want to poor salt on him and watch him dehydrate to death.



haha, my thoughts exactly.

damn, this RTT is going fast.

didn't know cops actually fell for those kinda tricks, over here they don't even bother to pull you over. haha.

my bro got pulled over in america for speeding in his rent-a-wreck, the officer laughed his ass off because of my brothers yankee accent that he learned in texass, pretty funny, he got away with a warning, prolly because he was a tourist.
 
Old 2003-10-13, 21:02
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ren and stimpy????
no way dude
the shows are totally different. Ren and stimpy was into grossout humor and the jackassery of Ren and Stimpy.

Spongebob is all about Spongebob's personality, cute phrases and poses, plus his hilarious scream. It's humor is based on stuff not making sense, and silly imagery.

It's sposed to emulate real life a lil bit, that's why gary says meow, he's a pet, like a cat. boatmobile = car, jellyfish= butterfly. you get the point.
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Old 2003-10-14, 00:07
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If you want a good cartoon then try "Kevin Spencer" out, its only in Canada, but you could get it on the Sat. Dish if you live in the states, but for you Euro. people it might be a little bit harder to get.
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Old 2003-10-14, 01:27
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never heard of it... do have digital dish though
 
Old 2003-10-14, 02:34
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hmmmm you guys think shes hot? The one on the right. She was my homecoming date last night. I'm the happiest dude in the world right now Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shes tight

Thing is....i dont have her number, screen name, email address or anything. Oh well, relationships suck
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Old 2003-10-14, 02:54
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did you forget to upload the pic? if you did, then

she has a smaller ass than Christina Aguilera's, breasts fatter than Anna Nicole Smith's, legs like Chyna, and a face like Derek Jeter's.

so yeah, she's bang-able.
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Old 2003-10-14, 02:56
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who rigged the poll? take a look at the outcome
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Thing is....i dont have her number, screen name, email address or anything. Oh well, relationships suck

and you call it a relationship?????
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shit forgot the pic...

The one without braces (thank god)
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Old 2003-10-14, 03:39
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They both look like whores.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-10-14, 03:42
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shit forgot the pic...

The one without braces (thank god)
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Old 2003-10-14, 04:17
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Already fucked her.

And Sponge is pretty funny. And Gary rules as well.
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Old 2003-10-14, 10:09
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shes definately a big fan of the sword, but id put on up her for sure.........does anyone know who lives in a pineapple udner the sea???????????????
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Old 2003-10-14, 12:54
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um, yeah I voted too

Agent-Orange, Nightrider, do you guys live in each others assholes?
 
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The one without braces (thank god)


sorry to break it to you, but they look like crackwhores
 
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maybe they have a good personality





maybe
 
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Exactly what I was thinking.
 
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Must be difficult walking then...
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WATCH OUT WEIJIA.... BUSH IS CLOSE TO STEAL YOUR WELL DESERVED TITLE
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Old 2003-10-14, 17:53
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The one without braces (thank god)


she isnt that bad looking for a crackwhore
 
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I cleaned my fridge today.
It takes so much time to melt down the refridgerator (this thing in the fridge, taht'S under 0C). I think i'll do it just once or twice a year.
 
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Wow, just one vote left to have a draw!!!

and just 2 posts and i'll get the 1300!!!
 
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1 post!!!
Man, i've got really nothing to do than wait for the fucking melt!!!
 
Old 2003-10-14, 19:01
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hahaha I need more than 1....
whatever i have almost 400....
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What do you mean she looks like a crackwhore? Shes got a PERFECT body. You can't see it through the dress though. It actually makes her look fat. But yeah...I'm tring to hook up with this girl from Greece now. Shes the little type with a hot body. My favorite
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Old 2003-10-14, 20:24
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Yay, 1300!!!!!!!!!
And YAY for the fridge. It's clean and filled up again.
God, i'm happy, that i cleaned my fridge. I need something to do in my life......
Yesterday i was happy, because i got sober (neither drunk nor stoned) to bed since three weeks.
So i could smoke a joint today.
 
Old 2003-10-14, 20:34
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that girl (the one on th right) looks FUCKIN STUPID!
 
Old 2003-10-14, 21:29
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She is fucking stupid....

She was fun that night though.



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Old 2003-10-14, 23:12
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-10-15, 00:27
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Where you pull that from? I don't even like him.
 
Old 2003-10-15, 10:11
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Them and Demanu have threesomes...
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Old 2003-10-15, 11:38
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Old 2003-10-15, 22:35
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Old 2003-10-15, 23:09
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Like this one (gag!) -
(Her T-shirt says "Abortions Tickle")
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Old 2003-10-15, 23:10
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I SAW G3 LAST NIGHT!!!

FUCK MALMSTEEN!!!
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Like this one (gag!) -
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Goddamn, that's terrible. Haha.
 
Old 2003-10-16, 00:04
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Like this one (gag!) -
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fucking sick
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im soooooo happy, I started to play in a band again, a trio with a female-drumer (the only problem is that she is an ex of mine, but...)
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Old 2003-10-16, 00:51
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I'll still friends with my first ex...Meh, I just joined a band and we had a first rehersal.
It consists of me(string bass), a harp, singer, guitar, drums, flute. We're going to send a demo to that southwest something thing. Those of you in Texas might know what I'm talking about; it's held in Austin in March, and lots of clubs fill up with gigs from all over...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-10-16, 01:42
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I SAW G3 LAST NIGHT!!!

FUCK MALMSTEEN!!!


What was it like? I'm going in 7 days
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Old 2003-10-16, 03:47
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well it might be different for you, but mine was like this:

7:30pm Malmsteen (sound was horrible)
- Some song
- Baroque and Roll
- Fugue
- crazy shit, he put on a pretty good spectacle
- Red House (ugh, he tortured it to death)

8:30 Vai
- Some song
- For the love of God
- introduces bands, and plays stuff.
^ this part was excellent, he got his 2 backing guitarists and the bassist (billy sheen), and they fretted the person next to them's guitar

9:30 Satch
- some song
- cool # 9
- solo bit
- surfing with the alien

10:30 All 3 of them
- Little wing (VERY GOOD)
- Voodoo child (Also very good)
- tooooons of solo shit
- a zz-top song

overall, it was an excellent show, but during the actual G3 bit, malmsteen ruined the show. you'll know what i mean if you see him doing the same shit.
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Them and Demanu have threesomes...


ummm i feel like there was a joke said here.........
























ohhhhhh yeah good one sanderitos........a threesome tee hee hee
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Old 2003-10-16, 10:43
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im soooooo happy, I started to play in a band again, a trio with a female-drumer (the only problem is that she is an ex of mine, but...)


sex with your ex is gooood

Demanu, you know you love the cock
 
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Old 2003-10-16, 11:09
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Old 2003-10-16, 11:16
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haha, locker-room fags!


god those guys have gone downhill
 
Old 2003-10-16, 13:37
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Hey ! Weijia's doing a bang-up job on the tally !! heehee
Yea !!! Weijia !!! What a guy !!


OMG !! I LOVE the song Little Wing. I have it by about 6 differnt people . I bet that kicked some serious ass. Man, I'd love to see that show......

(L,B'XXX walks away bitching in her normal bitchery tone) WALLY, WHERE ARE YOU ?????!! WANNA SEE SHOW !!!!!
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Old 2003-10-16, 13:41
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Yah, little wing is one hell of a song...
 
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Hahahaha!
 
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Damn....theres ambulences and shit outside my house. Some old drunk dude was riding a bike and got hit by a car. I saw it cause its right outside my livingroom window. We was covered in blood and was trying to listen to his radio while the guy in the car was calling for help. Damn drunks...
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Old 2003-10-17, 01:55
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I saw it cause its right outside my livingroom window. We was covered in blood and was trying to listen to his radio while the guy in the car was calling for help. Damn drunks...

huh?????
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
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Man, how I hate In Flames nowadays... first the shit they pulled at wacken and now this... from now on I resent In Flames!...
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Old 2003-10-17, 10:05
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Old 2003-10-17, 10:07
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Old 2003-10-17, 10:13
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thats a good one def.........but the whole rape woman thing was a funny incident only me and warnerve will understand

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Old 2003-10-17, 10:31
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its one of those "had to be there" moments i think
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Man, how I hate In Flames nowadays... first the shit they pulled at wacken and now this... from now on I resent In Flames!...


What did they do at Wacken?
 
Old 2003-10-18, 00:03
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-10-18, 00:57
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This is by far the greatest week ever, news from Dime about the new project, my mom is out of town for the week, I got beer and whisky and metal is pumping out of my stario at 10 Pm and will stay like that for a few more hours, tuesday the slayer box set comes out..... Could this be a dream?????
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This is by far the greatest week ever, news from Dime about the new project, my mom is out of town for the week, I got beer and whisky and metal is pumping out of my stario at 10 Pm and will stay like that for a few more hours, tuesday the slayer box set comes out..... Could this be a dream?????



might be, do yourself a favor and don't pinch yourself to be sure
 
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I took a shot of everclear...
...nothing..........meh......
this sucks, I haven't been to any parties yet tonight. Fucking Friday, and I'm doing nothing. I want to get laid, fuck this damn sausage fest I'm in.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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it is saturday here and its a long weekend i have still done nothink............fuckin bullshit it is, no parties only horse races ......................dissapointment fills my veins
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