Anyone heard of this Dutch brutal death formation, they just released their second or third album or something: Deeds of Derangement.

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One of the dudes has really long hair. It's scary. Anyway, I have 'Embalmed Madness'. Decent album.

Psst, Doc. 2nd album.

I listened to this band.

I think they are fucked. HAhe.

yous havent heard of the PD untill now? shit, check out "on her guts i cum" tis funny

I really hate that song.

try Cadaver Blowjob then...

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Yeah, I thought it was the same song. I hate it.

hehe, your not into brutal daeth metal?

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This band sounds fucking miserable.

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is it too loud for you?

one hell of a band it is!

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Yes, you cunt. Obviously I've never heard anything this heavy before. Yes, that's definitely it. It's waaaaay too loud for my virgin ears. I am not tr00. I quail in the face of its Dutch-like ferocity.

I'll explain fully.

1) The vocals are just fucking stupid. They sound like a buffalo gargling glue soup. And don't give me none of that "it fits the music" garbage. When you can't hear ONE SINGLE WORD in a song, it's time to think about not writing lyrics and just humping a mike stand to provide accompaniment.

2) Do they have a bass player? Is he a member of a Union? If he is, he should get the party officials to TURN HIM THE HELL UP or sue the band for complete lack of exposure. Some black metal can get away with being top heavy. This kind of thing cannot.

3) Hateful prick that I am, I still don't like the title. It smacks of the kind of pointless mysoginist "harder-than-thou" attitude that a lot of extreme bands have, and a lot of their thick-browed knuckle-dragging moron fans have too.

4) It's fucking ANNOYING AS HELL because the drumming is absolutely sweet micro-second precision bludgeoning and wasted on these pointless fuckers.

All in all, that adds up to this band is Mortician with proper blast beats and a singer that looks like a recently released child molester.

Ergo, fuck 'em.

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Don't use Latin when speaking to these people. Even one word'll give them the pretext to complain and repeat simple arguments ad infinifuckingcuntitum, which is to say, even once more. Though, really, it's hard to stop the cult of the 'you don't like what I like so you must be a fucking pussy when it comes to HARD and TRUE music,' no matter the response.

Are all the songs about sex with corpses?

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More or less. Sonny and Cher had more depth.

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I like grutteld growling alot, but this guy sounds like a draining sink. The conseption of the band is stupid and pedestrian. But the riffage and drumming kick ass.

This gore shit is getting extremely old. Suffocation and Cannibal Corpse could pull it off along with various otheres back when it started, but this just proves (like many other bands) that this genre really lacks creativity. Bands just keep spewing forth the same shit over and over again.

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Yeah, Darko. It seems like just about every band to crawl out of the woodwork of every shithole U.S. (or Dutch, in this case) suburb and claim to play "brutal death metal" (or a subsidiary thereof) has tried to pick up where Suffocation left off and just about all of them have failed miserably. And to be one of the worst bands on a label that revels in such abysmal mediocrity is a real accomplishment - this band are just that.

EDIT: I thought they were on a different label, but uh.. they aren't.

I just gave the CD I owned a listen, and I was horribly wrong about my previous comment. I was thinking Severe Torture, I think. Better Dutch band.

I tried to download a song off their site and it made my computer froze.

Well, Cannibal Corpse can still write about the same stuff and its okay cuz they sorta started it. Any other band like this train wreck is dumb. All they do is take sexual themes and combine them with the word corpse or its many variances.

Cadaver Fuck Splat
Corpse Rot Ejaculation
Orgasm with the Maggot Infested Dead

I just pulled those out of my ass, but im sure someone would see these as a gold mine.

Sometimes though, I wonder how this stuff is even music. I duon't know if anyone can REALLY like some of this grinding shit. I downloaded a song by Mortician and it is utter shit beyond belief. By brother started laughing his ass off when he heard the guy singing. It is just a bunch of low growls in very short spurts.

Bands like Napalm Death and CC can still be enjoyable for people, but when you strip it down (talent, production, vocals) and make it even more repetitive, I fail to see how it still is even good.

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do they have a website? i cant find any songs on kazaa usless piece of shit

Typical Death Metal lyrics... eh?

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Use SoulSeek. For the 50 millionth time.

Do you have Google? Invertebrate.

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BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Gold Mine! I like the "Cadaver Fuck Splat."
brings back memories of the ol' Poetry Lyrical section...If ya know what I
mean. heehee .

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I've heard only one of their songs, which sucked.

Pleurisy is much better than them. and they're also Dutch. and they make descent death metal, they kinda have an obituary-kinda sound to them, which is good.

well, at least now I know why you think they suck. And shut the fuck up about tr00 and stuff like that, the stop being a cunt picture would fit nice here but I'm too lame to search it.

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I can read latin so why should I complain. And to communicate with you on your level. I like the HARD and TRUE prostitute style. But I also like the non hard and non true music. So, if you think that my first reply in this topic means that I'm one of the 'you don't like what I like so you must be a fucking pussy when it comes to HARD and TRUE music' people, think again, it's not.


Their site is: http://www.prostitute-disfigurement.tk/
To just answer the guy's question and to not be a cunt like you guys and start shitting on him

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*hap* *hap*

tr00 kvlt church-burning-drive-by-on-nun x-tr3m3n355. Ahahahehehahehahahe!!!!!!111111oneoneone

Okay, so the majority of people on this forum despise this band. Deal with it.

With a name like that, they either suck, or they... well, they probably suck.

WHO WOULD DISFIGURE A PROSTITUTE?! YOU SICK, SICK PEOPLE!!!

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Far beyond sane knows more than you. Fuck, just the title, like he said. its one of those "look at us, we sing about death, and have blast beats. We are the epitimy of music, blah blah blah."

Shut up, you worthless cunt. Music is, what music is. If this band sounds how he describes it, they shouldnt even be classified as music.

This type of SHAT gets called music everyday.

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HAHAH, I'm listeing to "Cadaver Blowjob" right now. The music is VERY good, they have a technical quality but yeah the vocalist sounds like a fart coming out of a really old wrinkly anus. They sound like Sikfuk. Damn though, I do like the music, if I did the vocals for that band they'd be great (not that I'm bragging or anything...)

My final thought on the band...Not a band that I'd go see, or buy their shit.

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ever heard about opinions? They can be different. Go suck Far beyond sane's dick if you worship him that much.

I happen to like PD, and if I say their music is great, their music is great. I describe the music as good they must be classified as good. You have such good arguments!

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yeah, ever heard about opinions? they're not meant to be forced upon one and another. having an opinion is fine, not respecting someone else's isn't.

if you say they're 'great' and I say they 'suck' then its both an opinion, if you say the band is 'great' and therefore must be classified as 'great' then your forcing an opinion onto someone else.

jezus, why do you get so hissy pissy over a goddamn forum.

This explains Pentacle.

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yep, that's about it

I'm not pissy, I just want to explain why I like them. Like you say Def, I like them, he thinks they suck. Fine by me, but suddenly I'm a worthless cunt, so who's the retard now

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