Well gosh darn, that post was split-second timing.

Greetings everyone. I just got back from Wellness.

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Hello.

I just got home from schhol. Been waiting ALL day to eat. I got chips and salsa and Zingers and Mountain Dew and Taco Pizza!! and a gram

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$8000?!?!?! Oh come on don't be a jive turkey!

You gonna call them up? Maybe they wanna spend time on this silly shit.

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HA!!!!!!!! AWESOME

http://www.metallica.com/index.asp?item=1399

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Damn, this band will do ANYTHING for some extra cash

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anything but a good album, no, that´s too much for them

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dead link? it worked for me.

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not funny ha-ha, funny queer.



"new" Metallica

I'm happy.

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so you're still alive, eh?

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yeah i had a drive by done on me yesterday, it was pretty scary

them niggas just watch out when they come back up im my area........ill make sure they kids dont even grow

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Yeh, first time we have been shot at, Usually we only get attacked with knifes and bats. But we'll fuck them up DeMANU.

Nothing soft comes out of East Innisfail, we'll fuck them town murrys up

staying home today, sick, hows it going people?

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I'm sick too. Bah.

sick too but if i skip another english class i fail
shittiest day in the week: 2 hours of c++(doesnt bother me), 2 hours of french(gah) and 3 hours of english(gargh)
from 9 to 6...

Youre sick and going to school?? I admire you

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I just took a walk in the rain around campus.
ahhh, just like the good ol' days...'cept I didn't play in the rain...

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You just don't want to admit it

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I could picture that...a weird looking guy playing in the rain at a college campus...me. 20bucks says I would have company.

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lets splash together while sing a happy tune!

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Rain.

fuck Rain.

I Hate Rain.

Everybody's gotta be somebody. Even shitty weather.

wankers

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Fuck the weather, but I really hate my fucking work!!!

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I love rain.
...has anyone ever heard of Fatal Portrait? They're an ok band...

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Same here.

mmm shitty weather, fucking weather.. they sound like as we say in Holland Pleonasme


right sanderinos?

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I like it too.... And I live in Holland and it is almost always raining

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Yeah, I'm here in Dallas, TX.
...We should get wet together.
Then I could see your boobs.

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Tough one... of course rain itself is fucked, so that would make a pleonasme... but a better one would be WET RAIN.... now THATS a pleonasme!

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what do you all think of the new arch enemy? i'm downloading it now. heard a few songs and they are wicked.


and it's raining!!!!!

here is raining too, and guess what, I´m alive, yes i survive, yesterday 11 persons die inside a jail in flames (because of the mayhem i tell you about), what a way to die, at least we clean a little our country, now we have 11 thief-rapers less.

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I dunno man, nothing arch enemy has done lately I think matches the "stigmata" album. That's a badass jam.

I ordered it, It should be good.

and bierfanaat, fuck pleonasmes

All hail CAPSLOCK dude, our new mod. I'll be checking out poetry and chitchat, aswell.

fuck!!! why doesnt it rain in BC?!??!!

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I love cold weather. Its fucking scorching here in Cali. I hate it.

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well, it friday, i have the fire on in my house, and my first of a large line of beers waiting to be drink tonight, i think i die and go to heaven...

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I just had two shots of who cares what...

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Remember to say "salud" before every shot, pure chilean culture
sep 18: the anniversary of the "Republica De Chile", a lot of wine and empanadas (typical food), there´s nothing better, i can´t wait, Viva Chile Mierda, Viva La Patria

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for those of you into older tunes jonny cash dies today, kinda funny how rappers and metallers get shuned by adults for singing about drugs and violence yet a man they view as a legend has sung about killing a man more times then all of them

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For those of you into chicks, I got laid today

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grilled cheese sandwiches are fuckin awesome. especially with Kraft Velveeta cheese!

i''mdcrink!!!!!
watede mortghterfucker!!!

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wiellk, i´ma little too, SALUD

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That makes 3 of us

I had 3 pints and a 40 about 20 min ago which jamming with my buddy. I get drunk a lot so I can control my typing i guess

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I'm gettin some slut pussy tonight in the graveyard 5 more hours

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Her flesh decaying she rises to see
Lecherous ghouls with rotting erections
Her breasts are lactating blood and pus
An orgy of death, cadavers of lust

Gray skinned bodies pulsate as one
Grasping her flesh, erotic undead
Maggots crawl on their rotting cocks
Into her cunt, rigid like rock

Fucking the zombie whore
Unite the dead
Fucking the zombie whore
Fornicate

Breeding the damned
Carcasses writhe
Revel in death

Bleeding and sore
Insatiable corpse
Consummate the bonds of death

Beautiful eyes are now vacant pits
Her body contorts, her vagina has fangs
Purtid fluids will mix in her loins
The seed of the undead will grow inside

Hiding from mankind the embryo grows
Nourished by flesh the mother consumes
After the birth the child will grow
Prince of the dead conceived by profanity

Fucking the zombie whore
Unite the dead
Fucking the zombie whore
Fornicate

Gifted with speech
The offspring will lead
Establish their reign

Lusting for flesh
But living, not dead
The corpses will rape
Rape!

Lascivious legions of blasphemous ghouls
Kill to create whore of their own

Lust of the dead will multiply
Thousands of corpses beginning to rise
Living again for rape and destruction
Ejaculate bile from their erections

Lascivious legions of blasphemous ghouls
Kill to create whore of their own
Kingdom of rot the Bastard will rule
Stinking of death, zombies will roam
Through the whore the world was crushed
An orgy of death, cadavers of lust

Licentious masses rejoicing in sin
Larva faced sluts fucking the ghouls
The rancid bodies will copulate
Their barren world they repopulate

Fucking the zombie whore
Unite the dead
Fucking the zombie whore
Fornicate

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im rtio0ok bdruink to reAd that. put rthat in poetry lyrical, so ju casn read it latyer,
fuck im wasterd.

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Whats up with the nU-m3TaL typing?

jezus christ dude, don't make me kick you.

uuuuuuuudeathmetaluhhhh.
that what everybody knows mr by, c'cause im the only deathmeatakl head on my floor.
I tell efgerbody my name is matt, but noboy remembers.

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put your self togheter, you son of a lesbian bitch with sifilis... (with all due respect to powerof , of course), try to say something that make sense

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Haaaaaahahaha.

Lucky I wasn't there, knowing my luck I would have copped one in the face, plus I was drunk that night.

holy shit 5 shots of vanilla vodka? Was it that Sky shit? You were drunk?? I down a fifth of soco 100 proof in 15 minutes and drink a 40 to chase it......thats the way to do it

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I apologize to everyone who had to read all that. I had 5 straight shot of vanilla vodka, without chasing them. Then sometime last night I filled a trash can with vomit. God, my throat is sore...atleast I'm not hung over. To be honest, this was a new experience for me.

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Iron Maiden + = Chad

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haha, pussy

Driveby's are a lame nigger thing.

Hmm, was there something wrong with the site earlier today...I couldn't post...I kept getting the message from the administrator telling me I can't post until after 30 seconds.

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Yeah. You couldn't search either.

...and watching Point Break makes me wanna surf.
I love that movie.

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Morons. Especially you, surfer boy. What a twat.

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Practised with my band today and it was fucking awesome!

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were gonna have a german dude living in our house tomorrow till friday, some exchange with school. Damn, thats gonna be boring

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don't diss the Germans doctor, they own you!

at least German beer doesn't make you piss like a wild boar!

i think the german beer is the world-best, after the chilean of course, and have preaty womans too, so... Hail Germany

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well, in march or something we go back to visit them, so i guess will be seeing enough german bars then

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yeah, some german girls are hot as fuck, I've met some on holiday and I must say that was rather nice

but um, most of them are fat bitches.

Scandinavian chicks own you all.

I have a band concert in two weeks. I need to buy a tux.

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random thought: if i were rich, i'd wanna buy an army tank. I'd have it equipped with a nice ass sound system, where i could blast music, while rolling down streets.

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yeah, but you couldn't even go on the freeway because its fucking slow.

and a tank doesn't have airco or leather seats

fuck army tanks

I'de rather have a nice BMW M5 and a LAW anti tank launcher, I'de step outta my M5 and blast your tank to hell

BMWs are nice.

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Oh man, I just got my first Berzerker album. That drumming is insane! The fuzz on the bass is kinda annoying, but still, the snare work is amazing.

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Mmmmm sex in the graveyard is fun Doggystyle on the alter\m/

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tell me it wasnt a cropse that you got out of the alter

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Well....................................

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I was wondering what that loud banging noise was that I heard on my weekend holiday. It was the sound of air collapsing on this rediculous forum. A vacuum of stupidity has been created where there was once just innocent, empty space on a server.

You people are fucking idiots.

I come very close to being ashamed of being a metal head sometimes due to the average level of intelligence that a decent band's fanbase seems to hover around. Not one of you is special, & unless you know otherwise (there's two of you that I can count right now), you're also not fit to call yourselves human. Your sad plight (read: getting drunk for the sole purpose of sitting at your computer telling others about how drunk you are & advertising the fact that you can copulate [clap fucking clap]) has no place in my life. I read these forums to speak with people who share my tastes in music, but I seems to have been mistaken in my assumption that most of you would be worth talking to. Go kill yourselves.

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In future, that's all that's wise to say. Further invective causes the monkeys to hoot more, and fling their shit at the screen.

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Dude, this is chit chat, fuck off. And don't you dare expect to beat sane at his own game of insulting us. My shit is to valuable to throw at you.
...and your profile showed me that you like talking shit, and drinking lots. That was the first time I took liquor. I'm not a drunk like you.

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Fair enough (to both replies).

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Please people, read that carefully. Smartest thing anyone has said in a RTT for the last few mounths.

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strong words by powerof

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cool, and I like the grooves to Vital Tech Tones.
I noticed someone took the "Now Playing" thread off.

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It probably deserved it.

I'd just like to say that I agree with what Stuff said, except that the forum is 'rediculous,' because I don't know what that word means. I know both 'pediculous' and 'ridiculous,' as well as several other somewhat similar words, but that is one I simply do not know.

That said, I've had to deal with this problem my entire life as a metalhead. What works is to tell weijia to shut the fuck up. Seriously, it seems like it wouldn't, like it's a somewhat puerile and ineffective measure, but to call such a monstrous example of cuntism a monstrous cunt is strangely satisfying. And if you add to that the possibility of telling other cunts off, often in terms they can't understand, and other such considerations, metalheads, though they won't cease to be a scrotumaddling embarrassment, can also be an almost divine source of entertainment and focus of meandering rage. And I'm sure that many of us have some kind of problem with meandering rage.

Another thing that works is not identifying with metalheads, listening to other types of music, and, of course, berating people. It seems like that last one's included in the above paragraph, but berating and belittling people can't be overstated.

Nah, this kid is a moron. This thread is meant for what people are saying, such as "I got laid/drunk today."

Seeing that you are mad at people saying it, it's obvious you have yet to copulate (now I'm not gonna bother to check your profile, if you are like 12 or something, I take that back).

Lastly, if this forums such a shithole, then why even bother wasting the time to come back here? If you wanna talk about bands only than only go into the band forum. See, the beauty of this site is that there are multiple forums so we can talk about different things (ain't technology great!). We can share news on bands, but with the click of a mouse, we can discuss other things like opinions, questions, etc.

Here is a fun fact. Guys like getting laid and talking about it. Most metalheads are guys. Don't get so upset when we talk about it. If these things have "no place in your life" and they hurt your virgin ears, then lock yourself in your room and never leave cuz in life, people are gonna talk about it everywhere.


I don't know why some of you say this pathetic waste is so smart.

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Right. So. How's the weather?

Is't not raining

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lost about 20 posts

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hear hear.



so who wants to play online pokémon?

Screw that, I was the second to top poster in that. I'll get 'em back.

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Penis: You've missed a very important point. This thread isn't 'meant' for anything, whatsoever, except the original one, which was meant to be the largest thread the site would ever have. But now, it has no purpose or agenda. It's equally open to people pointing out that they've been laid and Stuff's ranting. If it's here for any reason, that reason is to allow people to say whatever the fuck they want, but no one thing more than any other. You can't expect a thread to degenerate into stupidity and machismo without getting someone who can do such incredible, mindbogglingly important things as get laid or drunk without mentioning them every time to lash out occasionally. I also disagree with 'guys like getting laid and talking about it.' That's not true. Guys who get laid very very infrequently like talking about it, for the most part. Guys with girlfriends, who, because of said girlfriends, get laid with a frequency and regularity others don't usually match, also exercise a discression other don't usually match. Now, of course, this 'rule' doesn't always hold true, as there are guys who get laid infrequently who nonetheless don't feel the need to brag about their incredible prowess in achieving something everyone else has achieved or could easily achieve with a minimum of effort, and there are also guys with girlfriends who get laid regularly and still feel the need to continuously talk about it, but for the most part it's fairly accurate. Assuming that his annoyance at the written equivalent of monosyllabic boasting over the most easily achieved of exploits (and really, getting drunk is infinitely less impressive than the unimpressive getting laid is, and really doesn't deserve to be talked about unless it develops into an interesting and amusing anecdote, such as 'I had 75 shots of Jager and was so blitzed I climbed and humped a stop sign in front of the police station, was arrested for humping city property, and got raped in jail;' and even then, most drunken stories aren't as amusing as you'd think) is jealousy or prudishness is about the same as assuming sane doesn't like Prostitute Disfigurement (or whatever the fucking band's called, it's not worth the mnemonic space to remember exactly) because it's too heavy for him. It's an argument from cuntism, which is to say that it's not as much a response to what is said as a response to the idea of an attack on something you believe in, in which the attacking person is automatically made to conform to the ideal 'person I disagree with,' or, in other terms, to assume the specific matches perfectly to the general. In this case, the syllogism was this: people who don't want to hear about guys getting drunk are virgins and prudes, and Stuff doesn't want to hear about it, therefore he's a virgin and a prude. Of course, almost everyone uses, at some point or another, this same type of argument, but frequency doesn't make things right. So, finally, my point: If you have a problem with what Stuff said, attack things in the text of what he said, not the straw man built by the idiotic suppositions you have of someone who disagrees with you. It was old and annoying with Voltaire, and it's not made any better by your application of it. It would be very easy to argue with what he said without assuming he's a pristine virgin and can't handle dirty, vulgar talk. Your attack on his intelligence is, of course, okay, though it's better to explain why you disagree with the people who think he's smart, rather than just say that you do.

Def: I concur, but only up to the:

I must say I agree with PST, attacking Stuff on his intelligence does not solve you problem Penis, nor does it solve your miniscule scrotum problem.
This so called 'RTT thread' is an open display of a psychological mindflow, it reaches everywhere, from someone's personal agenda to the fact that they recieved a bad mark for a school assignment.

However, the fact is that there has been an increasing display of sexualism in these 'RTT threads' if those events are based on true events is something I seriously doubt. In this case this ranting caused a side effect, in this case a sudden outburst of people claiming they have been laid for numerous times. Worst case scenarios feature sex on a graveyard etc. These so called 'rants' do not serve any purpose but to boast a certain person's ego. In most cased these events are not based on actual facts.

Back to the point, males who boast about their sexual experience are the exact sort of people with a sexual fear, 73% of these youngsters suffer from a undersized penis and a fear of displaying their virginity.
Facts, not unknown to many of you, though these facts are the base of their lies, these exact facts feed their growing will to display a false image about their sexual experience.

Coming back to PST's post, the facts is that males with a partner have sex on a more frequent basis, there the problem lies, it feeds the male that does not have a partner. The need of boasting of his personal experience grows even more, thus exceeding the level of sanity (ref: having sex in a tomb/graveyard/etc.) In this case the male is in a lose/lose situation, due to the fact that he growed to believe his own lies his chance for a sexual rendevous with a female partner have shrinked to a miniscule proportion. The other side of the story is the fact that his fellow sexually frustrated males do not buy his stories anymore, in this case the male is done for. His only solution would be to better his life or commit suicide. Ofcourse, within this world suicide is they gayest way out, but the easiest, thus chosen the most. Another issue that is a serious problem within this group of males is chronic masturbation, since they have lost all their chances for a succesfull relationship due to their ever growing boast-stories, they have fallen into reces. Even older males suffer from this problem, it is easily recognisable by checking a person's credit card bill, around 69% of these troublesome males have a monthly subscription to porn websites and magazines.

Ofcourse it is better for these young men to better their lives now, since there is still a small portion of hope left for them. But the majority will feel the wrath of chronic masturbation.

I masturbate not because I lie about unusual sex, but because I know I won't be having sex until I marry...oh, god I'm fucking doomed. (let the record know, I'm still a virgin.) BTW, the suicide rate is the utmost highest in adult males.

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well, at least your not totally lost then, since you don't lie about it yet.

hey, you actually read that bunch of ranting

I read it all, even PST's.

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damn, i read it too

Oh Christ. Every time I argue with someone, I get filibustered.

I'll make it quick. The internet is big with many forums, if you don't like one, go to another or don't go to one at all. Why waste time complaining about it. As for me, I am compelled to argue back when someone starts something.

I don't necessarilly mean saying, "I got laid, wo0o00o0o". Most guys like girls (7% of guys like guys). So it's a popular subject. If I'm at work and a hot chick walks in, my friends might say, "Whoa, check it out." or something like that, cuz guys like girls. PST if you think by writing a small novel makes me sexually afraid and small in the pants, go ahead and think so, I don't give a shit.

BTW: Stuff is Great already PMed me with a proper explanation/apology of what he said which pretty much nullifies your assumptions. Seeing what HE meant, not the book you wrote on his paragraph, explained it much better.

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boner

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back to the incoherent mess...

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School sucks. The only thing good about school is going to the main lobby to pick up a half oz after school.


*twists up a doob*

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