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Old 2003-08-26, 01:33
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Very serious song

This is a song about a very serious issue

Animal Anus Terror (Eco-friendly Deathmetal)

Be courteous, pick up your dog's shit!
You live in this world, take care of it!
When I walk in the park, I don't want shit under my shoe!
If I get it on my carpet, bitch I'm coming after you!

Motherfucker, it doesn't matter if you're poor!
You don't need a pooper scooper, a plastic bag with do much more!
And if you're poor then you shouldn't even have a fucking pet!
You can't afford to feed your self, eat your dog's shit!

With the anus of your animal, you terrorize the land!
Leaving steamy heaps behind which will later end up in a child's hand!
You motherfucking ingrates, I wish to kill you all!
One day I'll take revenge, I'll slay you and I'll steal your animal!

I got my eye on you, and your animal too!
If your dog shits on my lawn, I'll beat his ass blue!
If you run I will follow, I will hunt you, you're fucked!
If I only rip your scrotum off, consider your self in luck!

I will skin you and your dog and I'll trade the skins!
You will be furry, and your dog with have a chin!
People will laugh and call you Dogboy!
Your dog will starr in pornos consisting of freaks and sex toys!

With the anus of your animal, you terrorize the land!
Leaving steamy heaps behind which will later end up in a child's hand!
You motherfucking ingrates, I wish to kill you all!
One day I'll take revenge, I'll slay you and I'll steal your animal!



Well that's the end of my very serious song.


Thanks for reading, Hail
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Last edited by RUSSIANROULETTE : 2003-08-26 at 01:37.
 
Old 2003-08-26, 05:47
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I read the whole thing too,
...spending your time to write about dog shit, you're weird.
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Old 2003-08-27, 23:15
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I thought the flow was a little off in a few places, but the message was okay. I don't think the profanity was necessary unless one thinks of it in a Dennis Leary kinda way. I thought parts were rather amusing though.

" will skin you and your dog and I'll trade the skins!
You will be furry, and your dog with have a chin!"--loved those lines.

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