The solos in Dead Skin Mask are somewhat coherent, same with Seasons In The Abyss, but yay, most of their solos are just whammy bar dives and fast chromatic runs. (whoa, I feel like I'm in the Guitar Zone forum)

Hey, I just realized Gored Faces name can be reorganized to say Go Red Faces. And he has the red faced power ranger in his Avatar. Fuck I'm clever.

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how long did it take you to figure that out sherlock?

Way too long Watson.

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Thats pretty funny i must say

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The new Tom Green show is downright awful, its not funny anymore. Hes calmed down to much to have another show. If you can't fallow up something, then you shouldn't do it. I hate Slayer solos, Vader's too.

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the bad thing with slayer is that they never come here(very few times), and you all know which is the homeland of tom araya

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hello, everyone. I had two squares of cafeteria pizza today, then slept. heh.
I sang with about 141 people in theory this morning, wow, we're good .

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badass.ahhhahaha

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hahaha, just like "scary movie II"

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Baahahaha! There was a 75$ contest for who could come up with the best shirt idea. I submited "Hit it before the hair does" with a picture of a baby with its thumb up...they never replied. Bastards..
















Philosophy rules!

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i sent them, "i'm coming out of the closet, i'm a homophobe" as a shirt idea
they obviously didn't reply back either

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i wonder if i could actually sell this idea (attached below)
it's a guitar pick holder keychain i made from a "household" item.
the hatch opens, closes, and the pick stays in even if the hatch is open and you have it flipped upside down, until you gently pull it out.
you have a pick everywhere you go as long as you take your keys with you.

only problem is that it only holds Dunlop Jazz IIIs or picks the same size (these are smaller than the average pick)
and if i tried to sell it, i might be tripping on a patent or two, so i'd have to try and contact the companies.
and i probably shouldn't've broadcast this idea on the internet.......don't steal it!! *shakes fist*

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That is seriously a good idea.

Unfortunatly, I have already stolen it. (kidding)

No, I am serious, get this patened, or something. I doubt you would get rich, but there must be money to be made somewhere. And the house hold product originaly had something to do with fresh breath, correct?

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You bastard, it was my idea first!. First you piledge my hometown, then you still my pick holder.

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bwuahhahhahaha

cool pickholders.

our neighbours cat just got splatted under a truck.

wow, its a sad world when people are being fucked by the RIAA for having mp3 files... any of you americans getting sued yet?

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Oh yeah, sorry ´bout that!

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our school bus hit a kangaroo just yesterday..........

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that probably gives a big bang huh.

I didn't hear the cat, just saw the neighbours (who live about 100 meters next to use) run outside and look at their flat-cat.

kinda sucky for them, but I don't like cats that much so meh.

it made a huge THUD noise and all the girls screamed cause the bus driver half lost control and swayed off the road a lil bit...........i just found it funny when i turned around and looked out the back window and seen all this blood on the ground behind us........and it was all over the front of the bus

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haha.

bastard.

I'm awake.

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Yay!!

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fuck, i'm tired

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I got stabbed 9 times by a fucking mosquito!

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that's a totally different design asshole!
I'll kill you!

and what's this about pledging your hometown? i didn't pledge shit. what the hell fuck are you talking about?!

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wow this is sad. ive been here for a couple months and i havnt posted in an rtt yet . o well here goes nothing.

i fucking hate my neighbor and his dog. his dog never stops barking. every time i even hear its collar i feel like jumping over the fence, jamming my foot up the dog's ass and wearing it around like a slipper all day. this is after i roundhouse kick my neighbor, bitch slap him 200 times, shove a 2x4 in his ass and drop him off a pier....that stupid fucker.....train your dog not to bark. it wakes me up every day at 12:30 or something! WTF! im sleaping then i still have a good 2 hours left to sleep! if im woken up five seconds before im supposed to wake up, i'll raise hell. i did it to my mom once. she walked in a minute too early and i was like "ma, bitch, get out of my room you tubby fuck" and she lumbered out of my room crying.

im done now that feels better.

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Hey darko, ask this cat about his signature.
and while you're at it, ask him a few things about his story too.

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you call that a RTT post!?!?

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uh....sure. i thought it was just where you ramble lol. inform me, my friend.

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aloow me to shw you:

poo

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yeah man, RTT isn't talking about your life story, jus say whatever.

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Here goes nothing? Wow, I woudn't concider that nothing. Thats a pretty painful story that would make just anyone livid! Does this picture your posted an outlet for your feelings? Sperm pooring out of your mother's eyes and mouth into your own..what does that mean? Mabye you should you know, go to some kinda of self-help group. Probably not, its the dogs fault. Psh! Not to mention your mom's! What a complete bitch, dear lord I feel your pain.

This dog sounds so selfish. Barking! What a rude dog, he should automatically know that you need your sleep. You musht have pretty small feet to fit it in a dog's anus. Hahaha that would look pretty darn goofy with only one slipper on! Roundhouse your neighbor, your must be pretty high on the martial arts ladder! And slapping some one 200 times! Whoa, im really impressed actually. Your hand must be pretty strong (you must work out).

Now I already thought it was awesome how you toook care of that annoying neighbor and that selfish dog, but then, a 2x4 in his ass! Man thats clever, espically the dropping him off a peir. But after all that I don't think he could train his dog to bark. Or mabey you should just ask him before hand to train his dog. Na, this is more fun.

You sleep untill 2:30? Wow you must stay up late doing really cool things. I hate bieng woken up too, it just furiates me to the max! I feel bad for you, your mom sounds like a fucking bitch from hell. Although she probably was crying for a completely diffrent reason, she sounds so stupid.

Fist off she might have cried because you said "ma" and she, being from california might not know what that means so she ran off crying because she thought that you wernt her son and actually the son of that texas hick she had intense passionate sex with in 1989. Or she may have become histarical because she thought you where talking to the dog, I know I would have! There is the possiblity that your comment "ma, bitch, get out of my room you tubby fuck" clearly pointed out that she made a irrational, immoral, and unethical action coming in and waking you up 1 minute before you where supost to be waken up. Either way she cried. I really respect you, I would have probably done worse.

Hurry up and make a clever comment so I can put it in my signature! Actually, lets PM each other with cute catch frases and we will put them in out signatures! To bad your not a mod, then we could just sparatically make one and hope someone will sponser us by putting it in thier signature.

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some fucking bitch of a lady nearly drove me over.

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happy birthday romikq!
i've always loved your signature

(didn't think this deserved a thread, cause Dude hasn't posted since April)

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probably 'cause you acted like an ass to her when you made her a sandwich in the deli you work in.

refer to this:
http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/show...5608&#post85608

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Im going to hate this week. Im in the sticks of Newfoundland (if you don't know any thing about it well lets just say it sucks). But theres some hot ass here who likes me, but she has a boyfriend, and he knows we made out before, so if I want any I got to fight off like the whole town

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did you know she had a boyfriend when you made out with her?

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Yup

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a guy who beats up another guy just because his girlfriend made out with him is stupid. If you have a girlfriend who is gonna make out with another guy, don't worry about the other guy, worry about the girlfriend.

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a very clever post artof

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no you cunt, heres the story:

i'm on my bike, going up the record store. i'm at an intersection under a bridge, and the light is red. so wait until it turns green. it turns green, and so i go. but theres the fucking bitch who wants to turn right aswell, so i glance back and see her. she wasnt moving, so i went forward.

then ZOOM!! the bitch starts turning right as soon as i leave the sidewalk. luckily i saw her and pulled my bike to the right, but her fucking car still clipped my rear tire and nearly squashed my left foot. there was a thud, and yet she just drives on.

fucking bitch.

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you probably didn't use your hand signals:

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wiejia you sould have gotten her plate numbers then tracked them down to her house and stabbed her

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ya, his signature kicks ass. happy birthday

yeah, but I guess he's not around here at the moment, prolly he'll be back in the winter or something.

I remember him, the guy with the signature that filled half a page. ah well, he was just one of a kind.

happy birthday to that asshole, wherever he may roam.

wasn't his signature the communist logo?


but anyway, weija, i feel your pain, some yuppy in his corvette almost ran me over. I was at my friends house waiting for him to come out, and i should inform you, my friends house is RIGHT next to the school, so the speed limit is 20-25 tops. me and my friends are all about to cross the street and we look both ways, so i was the first guy out into the road, and as soon as i start to cross the road, this red corvette comes fucking zooming doing atleast 50 and almost hits me. and then the guy has the nerve to yell out "learn how to ride a bike".

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I had my first keyboard lab today in theory.....hhaahaha.
My "lab instructor" isn't very good, and while she did a beat pattern, we had to ad lib. It sounded like twenty people dinking on keyboards...fucking HI-larious. My partner and I couln't stop laughing, and that fucked up the teacher, and she started to crack up, 'cause it sounded like crap. We played Saints Go Marching On...atleast, we.....tried..... *sigh*

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hahah that was good i actually started laughing.

anyways http://maddox.xmission.com/yeah_d55.jpg

if i had any motivation i would properly reply to your post..maybe later but i gotta do some stuff first. oh, and you= er

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...Mabye I should have been more direct.

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I have a FUCKING BAND!!!!!!!!!
first session was today, and we already wrote 1 song.

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Damn you're lucky...I wish I was in a band

But today I made up this really sweet-ass solo over the Destruction song "Total Desaster," I learned an Anthrax song, and I had pizza for dinner...so it's been a good day.

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Bag your own bitch, bitch.

what kinda band, like an orchestra type quartet? or like a metal band?

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Ummm dude i have known her for 5 years and more, but I only see her like 2 times a year and the rest online, so don't call me a bitch, coon monkey. its not like i come to random towns and bang chicks

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coon monkey seems a little racist U........but anyway goin to random towns and just bangin chiks seems like a better option then gettin beat up for one chik u talk with on the internet, or is it love between use 2

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congrats, get some recordings down.

I'm in two bands myself, but it can be a pain in the ass too, one has some christians in them, the other has a lot of pantera and slayer fans in it. heh.

He loves Mortician and Opeth, and things of that liking...
and I love OldMan'sChild and Kalmah, and thing of that liking...
badass combination if you ask me.

I have a FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!
This has just been my week.
I kept her awake all night by my tickling power , and she kept me
up by saying she had a crush on me since high school.

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Just if you were wondering, here is how you do it.

Earlier today I went to Weijia's shitty website and I actually fucking signed his guestbook.

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"Hey Nomad increased the characters fucker hahahahaha "

what's this mean

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now your name can be 20 characters long.

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This is funny. I was looking at Dying Fetus cds on amazon.com, and I saw this guys review of it. It was so funny I clicked to see his other reviews which were more of the same. I'm not sure if he is joking or not, but I'm sure this will piss many of you off.


Shadow's Fall - The Art of Balance

Hey everyone, wuz sup?? Since I'm a bigg fan of all kinds of hard edged music, I'm always into checking out new bands so I can have new faveorite cds to spin!! I red lots of articles about this band so I gave them a chance. WOW, thats a mistake I'll forever regret!! The guitar player is just randomly strumming, the bassist is just tapping one string, the drummer is just hitting a cardbord box and the singer sounds like he smokes too many non-filtered cigs before practice!! Also the solos are boring and stupid, I was never a solo fan!! If you want good rock you need to check out Trapt, Puddle Of Mudd, Seether, Linkin Park, CoRn, Blink 182, Good Charlotte, drowning Pool, Shuvel, Staind and the awesome Limp Bizkit!! Trust me, ya'l won't be let down!! Peace, I'm out!!

Dying Fetus - Stop at Nothing

Hey people, how are ya?? First I must state that I am a soldier of metal, I've been into it for at least a year now and support the scene whenever I can. Every now and then I come across discusting filth passing itself off as music, and this band is a prime example!! I won't even mention their name since it is sooo vile and hateful!! Plus you can't make out at all just what the lead screamer is "singing" about. Its just unfocused scary noize pollution!! Plus their iz no rapping or turn-tables, which isn't a good sign!! The good news is there is plenty of good metal out there still, just look at bands like Linkin Park, Seether, Trapt, Adema, Shuvel, E Town Concrete, P.O.D., Drowning Pool, Mudvayne, KoRn and the awesome Limp Bizzkit if you want the good intelligent metal. Keep the scene real, till next time, peace out people!!!


Iced Earth - Horror Show

...heavy medal is my favoriet kind of music, I've felt for a long time its the best kind of music I can hear!! But every now and then I come across poser's trying to sell off pop music as medal and that makes a hardcore soldier of medal music like me ANGRY!! The drumber sounds like he's playing on garbage cans, the bassist didn't even write bass patterns, the guitar player don't even have all of his strings put on, and the singer sounds like a whiny, high pitched girl!! Those shreiks and screams are sooo annoying and shouldn't be associated with TRU rock at all!! Plus their clothing is weird, no brand names that I recognize!! The lyrics and concept are all about scary monsters and evil beasts coming together in one big horror show. Are these guys still 15 years old or whut!! With all the problems in the world today, I can't believe thats all they can think to write about!! If you want good music check out Linkin Park, Puddle Of Mudd, 50 Cent, Eminem, Ja Rule, Nelly, Stained, Seether, Crazy Town, and the TRu medal gods Limp Bizzkit!! Peace out Frozen Earth fans!!


Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish

Hey ya'll Bizzkit fans, how ya been?? Wow, when I look at the sorry state of music these days, I'm thankfful day, afternoon and evening that we are blessed with talent like Limp Bizzkit and their genius of a frontman, Mr. Fred Durst!! Its only but once in 100 years you can expect an album so perfect, and we was blessed with 3 in 3 years (their first three albums came out within three years of each other :}). I go totally mad when I hear heavy brutal hits like "Rollin'", "Boiler" and "My Way", they trooly make me wanna "Break Stuff", hehe!! Plus "Take A Look Around" Is Very thought provoking. "Hold
On" has pretty singing and "Getcha Groove On" has a wicked dance feel. I would have given this album more stars but the cussing can be extreme, and plus they need to give more shout-outs to Carson Daly since he helped brake these boys to world wide appeal!! I just saw these guys on the Summer Sanitarium tour and they were wayyyy better than boring Metallica! Peace out Bizzkit fanatics!!

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"I go totally mad when I hear heavy brutal hits like "Rollin'", "Boiler" and "My Way", they trooly make me wanna "Break Stuff", hehe!!"

Haha!

Brilliant! I must say that like eminem also a lot more then Iced Earth What the fuck does that kid go around reviewing an album like that! whahahaha

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He's obviously just fucking with you. I'm sure we all know that Limp Dick is "famously brainless," and he mentioned they were "intelligent metal." Meh. But the work it took him to write all that bullplop...he needs a life soon...

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www.spacemoose.com

This is a Canadian cartoon site, and its based in Alberta. The feminist dykes hate it so much. Ahhhhhh so much funny shit there

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spacemoose? wtf?

oh well the link doesnt work for me...

feminist dykes.

I know a couple of dykes around, but they don't do much at all.

Maybe they killed the site due to the hate mail they get, but here is the older stuff

http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/s...se/old_news.htm

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haha,

http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/spacemoose/poster.gif

http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/s...se/security.gif


Snow White and the Semen Dwarves, lmao, the guy who made up this shit is a genious. its so stupid its actually funny

If you go to the left and click "ARCHIVE" it brings you to all the good shit.

Heres one of my favs.

http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/s...wins_again2.gif

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"Haw haw! Suck my mom's tits, buddy." Classic.

haha, this one, http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/s...se/moosecat.jpg

http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/spacemoose/john.gif

http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/s.../millennium.htm

no wonder they get complaints, lmao, canadians take the piss over anything

I think someone owes me a thank you for posting that stuff.

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Hahaha "The Fellatio Barn Project"! Oh my fucking god, that is funny shit. Weird weird weird.

Thank you!

"Plus their iz no rapping or turn-tables, which isn't a good sign!!"

hahahaha. fuck is that funny

i'm not sure if those reviews were a joke or not, there are actually people who think like that, unfortunately.

i say we unite as, brothers of metal, and slaughter the masses. arggh

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huh? http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/s...e/ugly_yaps.gif

heh, thanks fearfrost,

heh niggaz, http://www.drunkanddisorderly.net/spacemoose/niggaz.gif

i didnt get the first one from above

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Your god damn welcome!

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I am nauseatingly delirious. Cheap alternative to drugs and/or alcohol.

Did you get that from Manowar?

Actually, I would be willing to bet he is serious. My favorite of his reviews is where he makes fun of Iced Earth cuz he doesn't recognize any of their clothing brands.

We all know that clothes make the music.

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hey def, your spanish is worst that my english, bad bad bad

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well yeah, but it does make sense

hey gigantic penis i just realised that in your sig he says "everythings coming up milhose style " just thuught i would let you know haha

chileanMetal-when did def speak spanish, i must have missed it

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in his signature...

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My high E just poped off.

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def's spanish or an online translators spanish?

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you meen it broke or it literally poped off?

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it broke.

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Are you sure? In the episode where Homer floods the town, Milhouse has those flood pants, and I'm pretty sure he just says "everythings comin' up Milhouse!"

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GP is right, it's "Everything's comin' up Milhouse!"

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/AABF15

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Mine too.

That's a lot of shit to read. So I only read less than half.
God, that's a lot of reviews.

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i don't know why they have the reviews but really they're there because of the script.

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not exactly, but i was goin for that sort of vibe

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