no im just drunk-landon-that-steals-5ths-from-krogers


I mwean/..l..i dont steal

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hehe "Landon".

sorry

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... right

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someone has WAY too much free time

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exactly how much did yo drink?

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umm,no

exactly, the only good beer, is a cold beer.

just you fuckers watch, in a couple years, you'll have kids and the beer to them will be soooo weak, they'll have to slit their wrists for an energy rush. then they'll have the junky kid at school who doesn't do anything but fail classes and slit his wrists.

"hey joe, what do you wanna do friday night"
"lets go to the bar and slit our wrists man"
"hell yeah"

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im not getting kids, way to expensive

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, in some countries they like to have it warm, fuckers

but, in the other hand, in ecuador, they have a place where it must be frozen to be sold(the beer), that´s a place to drink

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Don't lie, the real reason is that you need a woman to have sex with you first... try mental clinics!

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well, it's 3:53am and i just got my EMG 81 installed. the shitty thing is i can't play it because everyone's asleep.

I want to move there


art has a point there, kids are growing up faster and faster. it's weird but I guess its allways been the same, on the other hand, it's been getting more extreme lately.

kids are doing everything faster and more extreme

if i wanted my beer why in the hell would i want to wait for it to thaw before i could drink it??

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in ecuador you probably wouldn't have to wait that long

your probably right, my sister has a freind that went there as an exchange student and she said it was hot as hell.
btw nice to you see you got your problems fixed panterica

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no fucking hell internet in my dorm for the past three or four days, so I have to go to the computer lab. I don't know if you guys are even worth the 3 minute walk...you bastards. I love you...not. fuck off and die. BTW, my classical bass audition for orchestra is tomorrow at 4:16. Wish me luck and I'll kill you, because luck is for the ill prepared. now I'm just rambling.......................

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hmm well since your probably ill prepared good luck fucker...hehehe so how the fuck is everyone ?? yea well i havent been around in a few months because i havent had access to a computer. ive been at the beach all summer and even if i would have had a computer there chances are id have been too shit faced to remember my password...anyway yea well im around again, i know yall are just jumping for joy now...

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i don't know what the fuck was wrong. i didn't get that e-mail from nomad because my account was temporarely deactivated so i don't know what he said or did, but i can post again.

snoot

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ah well your account probably was abducted by nomad for a while, nothing special

I've got some webspace now, http://www.xs4all.nl/~deffx/Resistance.mp3





ps, sander, doctor, Do Or Die and Give up the Ghost where cool in Arnhem, Cafe Stortebeuker is a pretty cool place to hang out...

we should go to sander's boothill saloon someday soon.

nice to see powersoftporn error having spelling troubles again, go enjoy college life you arse, get drunk, get laid, have some darn fun!

Anyone else start good ole high school tomorrow? I do

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i start it the 3rd of september. new school and the first day is a damn half day. Stupid bullshit. haha def, i clicked on the link expecting to hear some of your shit, and i just hear some good ole zao

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I've only gone to my school for a year. Being new sucks. But I only got 1 more year!!

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ahhh high school... those were the days...but college is alot more fun. all the beer and stupid drunk girls...ahhh i love higher education. man i could go for some hot wings......

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i know what you mean man, before 5th grade, every grade would be a new school. i'm going on my 8th school. But ever since i moved to jersey, i was only "the new kid" for 2 years (went to one school in the right district, but it was across the city from my house, but we just needed a place where i could go to school in jersey, then went to the right school) so i get to see all my little 2nd grade buddy's all over again and all grown up. Haha, i bet if i even find one who remembers a John in their 2nd grade, i bet they don't believe it was me.

Welp, i bet metal=life is at school right now, or waking up to go to school. Its 6 here, but i don't know what time it is over there.

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my sister left today for band camp, anyone wanna fly down to jersey and be a running-buddy for the next week?

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Running buddy? Not familiar with this term. Does it involve running? If I fley down to Jersey, would we just run together?

Any ways, my bands playing with Kataklysm next weekend in Lethbridge. Yay! Our asses will be sorely kicked.

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you don't wanna hear our shit, trust me.

I start the first of september... gonna suck travelling 1,5 hour to get to school every day...

i think thats is what he meens you will run with him and keep him company

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Boothill kinda sucks nowadays but it´s the only place were you can hear a bit of metal in Utrecht... And they serve beer in 2 liter glasses!!!! Oh and one other thing, Docter sleeps at your place!

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nah, I'll play nice, I'll just kick him outta the train on the way back

in front of it is also an option

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anyone paying my train ticket?


anyone?.

argh, just come to pazzop damnit. with Fluisterwoud! or with Destroyer 666, or with Malicious Dream!

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destroyer666 was okay to check out, but they had terrible sound over there in belgium. the rest of the bands aren't to interesting for me.

Sander, I'm up for the boothill next month, I'll probably bring a bunch of friends, should be good fun.

yeah man, i'm just gonna run with you, no gay sex, sorry. You could travel to weija's house and get that though. And yes, he will be the catcher, while you are the pitcher.

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I'm sure weijia will enjoy catching.

XreprisalX motherfunkers :

http://www.xs4all.nl/~deffx/Reprisa...llsandalife.mp3

really?

hmm i should drive out for that

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Ah...first day of school ruled. I got another 10 more days of vacation (suspended)

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mm, its hard to get suspended from uni, however at high school I was suspended for 2 weeks... thats the maximum I've ever gotten though, but it was worth it.

what did you do to get 10 days?

Ok, it was the last hour of the day. I was in my World War II class. I sat in the back but there were 2 preppy ass kids behind me. This is the only class I hate...So they're talking shit about my CoB shirt because its got a reaper on it and thats all gothic and hellish and blah. Then one writes some note and tries to tape it on my back. I pulled it off after he sat down and wadded it up and whipped it at his face then turned back around. He slapped me behind my head and in the middle of the teachers lecture I stood up and picked him up by his yellow polo shirt and hit him in the face.

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ah, making friends!

Actually I met a lot of fine ladies that transfered over to my school. Nice round asses...lushes legs....Mmmmmmmmmmm . And 2 of my teachers are pretty hot. I just hate World War II! Everyone in there is a football jock that spends all their time sucking up to teachers.

Plus I scored an oz at lunch.

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ah, we've got preps and jocks over here too, how'de you think I got a 2 week suspension

sounds like a fun school though, I'm stuck with uni once more this year.

however, about 90% is female which is the only good thing, oh, and the bar at school that opens after 4 in the afternoon, thats also reaaaly good.

and the supermarket at the trainstation is even better! (its legal to drink in trains here)

this one kid (that i hated) that picked on me a few times in high school, he died in a freak car accident a few weeks ago.

well, that's kinda sad.....




but yeah, he fuckin died! heeeell yeah

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hahaha


Why the fuck do people have to be such dicks? Trendy motherfuckers. There were about 50 kids today with the "cool mesh hats". (those trucker hats or whatever) and they were all tilting upwards and pointed to the left. It made me sick

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haha, its even worse over there then, 'cool mesh hats' are gay!

hey atif, congrats on the dead bully man, he had it coming!

what do you meen by "uni"

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university.

i beat up this one punk once. I think that was my favorite fight. Fuck punks.

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Fights are fun. I love fighting. But fighting in class is gay. At the time it seemed right...and it did make me feel better but I could have waited 20min til the class got out.

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haha, I think you're just mad because the girl next door has a cool pink skateboard with an Avril Lavinge image on it!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm whiskey




<------PISS DRUNK \m/_{><}_\m/

time to go to my job interview. Whiskey makes me more social so I should do better


Death owns! BEHIND THE PANi YOU WIL FIND A SCAVANGER! OF HUMAN SORROW!

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for a piss drunk person, you're really good in typing weirdo stuff like this:

\m/_{><}_\m/


I copied and pasted that because I can't even do it when I'm sober.

you shoukd see my slayer one
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YEEEEEEEEEAH







that was a waste of time

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its cool, but indeed a waste of time

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It looks like ASCii art of my cat after it got ran(run?) over by a van.

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you should see my ass one:

(_|_)


AHAHAHAHAH.....ha.

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...



Shut the fuck up. *SMACK*

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ahhh, dorm room internet is back...fuck off and die. Today was my first day, fucking badass. My audition went well.

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the best image i have seen made out of letters was in here soem guy (i forget who) had that big middle finger one in his sig

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LOL....... Man thats fucking sweet, but you should of waited for them after class and kick the living fuck out of him then.

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I know but the teacher flipped out and pulled me away. Then escorted me to the office.

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Fuck that sucks.

But I have a damn good idea to get back at them without getting suspended. Next time they do some shit like that, just bottle it up, and try not to kick their ass, then after class go to the guidance councillors office, and say that because of the way you've been treated by them, you want to kill your self, then they will get into the biggest pile of shit ever, and all you have to do is sit back and watch the fun.

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HAHAHA that would be some funny shit if it actually worked!!

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hey, and his parents will have a BALL!!!

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whahahaha!

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that takes to much time.

just cut their car's tires or ehm, throw a molotov cocktail in their backyard.

oh, wait, what about glueing their locker door shut?

or em, glueing their books together? or ehm, glueing their windscreen wipers to their car window?

hell, you can do a lot of cool things with superglue

and if your SN on metaltabs.com is Def, then there is a good change you've masturbated with superglue, like your ideal, jim from american pie.

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I have a skull on my desk.

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american pie, its retarded, the only good thing are the chicks in it. some are ugly too.

pornosofterror, theres a skull in your avatar too

has anyone ever seen the movie "Requiem for a Dream." ahhhh,
about 15 people crouded in my dorm and we watched it. All the girls cried their face out, and one had a repressed memory, and soaked my bed. I thought the movie had good photography.

haha, did you just call me porn of terror, or was it a typo.

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Bahahahahahahahahaahahaha.

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Requiem For A Dream is my favorite movie, nothing's been able to beat it yet.

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Great movie, very cool and disturbing imagery. So Powersofterror, did you get laid after?

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uh, no. She had a boyfriend, and emo boyfriend(but doesn't mean I'm afraid of some boney dickweed who wear's tight clothes and a mop on his head). I'm always making fun of him, but that's beside the point. I don't think she was in the mood for getting laid, although, throughout the movie, she didn't realize her ass was resting on my knee....

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hello people, im bored, and im starting to like cradle of filth, argh... how is everyone, my band omf, have been playing a few gigs, and getting drunk, some really bad morning, with a lot of throwing up.. hope everyones ok, i hear wallys back, nuked everything in sight.

cheers!

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yo.

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are you sure art isn't her emo-boyfriend?

his name is Richard, but he only answers when you yell DICK really loud.
fuckin' retard. so we all call him dick. go figure.

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you should kick his ass.

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I concur.

why does he want you to call him Dick instead of Richard? i don't get it.

if his name was hard to pronounce like mine, and he wanted you to call him Gary or something, then that would be at least understandable.

i haven't even met this guy, and i hate his guts already.

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i hate that cdnow merged with amazon and they changed it. amazon sucks for searching discographies or tracklists of bands, or even buying Cds.

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for someone who listens to Living Colour you have a lot of anger.

lol

a guy who wants to be called DICK should be shot, period.

what is your name?

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hahaha, I love you guys this much, *squeezes fingers together*
I just met up with a high school babe I knew. Just got her cell #. She likes to party... (like this.... ) heh, but she's cool, she was a fat fuck and the next time I saw her, she lost like fucking 50 lbs.

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ABUL MUGDAR ABU JAMEER

pronounce it wrong, and i'll fly a small plane into your house

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Heres some good news, theres something good going to be on MTV tonight. KERRY FUCKING KING is going to be on the Tom Green SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I live in Canada, and I have the highest low ends cable chanel (65 or something like that) so I cant watch my GOD on TV Now I have to wait untill Friday night to see it on the Comedy Network, but its "The Best Of" The Tom Green Show so its only highlights. THEY BETTER SHOW KERRY OR IM GOING TO KILL THE CABLE GUY!!!

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uh oh, atif's gone jihad

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fuck dude somebody give me a cookie if i can pronounce it right

that's not jihad, with both meanings of the term



it's just being a prick

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yeah i just saw it
it was interesting kinda.

he came out, gave Tom a shirt, Tom mentioned the warfield Dvd, Kerry said something about donuts.
then they talked about the labels: " now is it thrash metal, death metal, satanic metal" . Kerry said something along the lines of "we've been called all that, i think we're thrash metal, but Slayer is Slayer"
Kerry talked about someone carving slayer on their back and someone asking him to carve slayer on the fan's arm.
then he talked about some porno thing with a chick, about something.....

then Kerry played some utter trash on the guitar with Glen (he played guitar too) while Tom Green and Chad Muska did tricks on the skateboard. i aint kidding, seriously. it was all gibberish with the whammy bar.

so i give that viewing experience a 4 out of 5, (5 being the best) 'cause he's a heavy metal guitarist on Mtv, and he picked up and played a guitar (a good one too). i would've given a 4.5 or 5 if he actually played something notable.

i also didn't like that the interview was too obviously "rehearsed". i like late night interviews that flow and sound like real conversations how would tom green know to ask that stuff if they didn't ask Kerry King about interesting things beforehand? i like interviews that seem like they didn't ask the person questions beforehand.

it's interesting to hear a virtuoso guitarist's voice for the first time. When you see them in the pictures and stuff, you think they sound God-like (steve vai for example), but they actually sound like....uh....real people. I thought Kerry would have a low and gruff voice, but he sounds like a normal person.


oh and Chad Muska is an idiot.

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I must say that I don´t like slayer solos at all, so it´s not really surprising... I wonder why doesn´t play anything that sounds (could be cover or own or whatever, just something!).

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you....

are a dead man.


however a lot of their solo's sound like they're having a seizure, slayer is/was one of the most influencial trash bands.


Atif, I pronounced your name just right, since a friend of mine is from Indonesia and has a poopy name as well, took me like 2 years to get it right, but I just call him 'nigga' or 'brownie' most of the time. he doesn't mind.

the solo in anitchrist is probably one of their best it actually soudns like they sat down and gave it some real thought, not just whaling on the whammy bar. but even when they do just whal on the bar it fits with the song so its still cool

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Def I wasn´t saying that I hate slayer... only most of their solos are (at least in my opinion) just effects en whamming a the poke... Example raining blood....

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Yup, and I agreed with you on that. I mean some of their solos sound like a sonic blur or something. I'de rather hear morbid angel solo's or the solo's of bands like Obituary...