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Old 2003-08-01, 15:44
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two words: projectile diahrea (sp?)... or something similar. On a similar note, take it easy on the laxatives.


IT REMINDS ME A PIC I SAW ON WWW.ROTTEN.COM
CALLED "FECAL JAPAN"

THE GIRL WAS ....... FORGET IT THERE'S NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THAT PIC

GO TO THE SITE AND TRY TO FIND IT
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Old 2003-08-01, 20:32
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Im making a shirt for my band that says "Mike Patton scares me" or "Mike Patton touched me". With one of these pictures.
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Old 2003-08-01, 20:33
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Old 2003-08-01, 20:35
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Old 2003-08-02, 00:10
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Yes, go with the second one.
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Old 2003-08-02, 00:41
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And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
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Old 2003-08-02, 01:17
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i'm straight edge, so i don't do drugs or drink alchohol, but i will tell you, one of my addictions, is jacking it. But right now i'm trying to go a month without jacking it. So far, its not going to good. Being summer and all, everything on TV is super sexy and shit. And yes, i did just start it today.


See, i WANTED to try that... but i went on a binge of signing up for email porn one night and now i keep getting porn. I especially like this Russian Mag i get... *GROWL*
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Old 2003-08-02, 01:37
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so how's that going art
gave up last monday?
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Old 2003-08-02, 12:49
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Hey art, I'm trying to stop myself...I don't think I've jacked off since Monday or Tuesday...I bet I can go longer without masturbating than you
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Old 2003-08-02, 15:11
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yeah, let's see who's master of their domain.....
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Old 2003-08-02, 15:12
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i'm straight edge, so i don't do drugs or drink alchohol, but i will tell you, one of my addictions, is jacking it. But right now i'm trying to go a month without jacking it. So far, its not going to good. Being summer and all, everything on TV is super sexy and shit. And yes, i did just start it today.


If masturbation qualifies as an addiction, I probably need to be institutionalized. Well, no I really don't. Masturbation rocks.
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Old 2003-08-02, 18:35
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the worst thing to do when your sick is jacking, so i havn't
done it in like a week...i woke up this morning feelin'
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-08-02, 18:36
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how is it?

it's good.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-08-02, 19:03
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the worst thing to do when your sick is jacking,


Where did you here this from? It sounds like superstition.
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Old 2003-08-02, 19:09
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why does it tell me there are new posts in the "deamons lair" if i cannot veiw the deamons lair.
 
Old 2003-08-02, 21:05
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To taunt you.

Im sick of the fucking soft porn shit they show on Showtime and Cineamax! Someday hopefully they will finally show insertion..
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Old 2003-08-02, 21:52
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I KNOW MAN! If you look closely, they arn't even fucking. The chick will be on top doing that roll technique with her hips and you can see theres nothing happening. I'm glad theres no dick though. And on HBO that "Diary of a Sex Addict" movie SUCKED. I waited there for 2 hours waiting for a good scene to beat off to but there were none. There was one but it was too short. I almost busted to it but then some old dude started talking and I had to change the channel.

And that Real Sex show sucks too. Theres always nasty hairy pussy.
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Old 2003-08-02, 23:55
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Where did you here this from? It sounds like superstition.

have you ever tried?!?!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-08-03, 00:13
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I love masturbating when I'm sick with like a 102* fever. You get all light headed and shit when you bust.
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Old 2003-08-03, 00:16
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this guy's gonna be the next steve satriani.
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Old 2003-08-03, 00:22
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this place is kinda slow lately. i guess people are doing better things with their time, or maybe i'm visiting too much.
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Old 2003-08-03, 00:23
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I love masturbating when I'm sick with like a 102* fever. You get all light headed and shit when you bust.


i think i jacked it once when i was sick, i felt less sick afterwards
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Old 2003-08-03, 00:31
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meh...i just got over the "summer stomach virus"
complete with loose stool and all, so jacking wouldn't be that
nice for me.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-08-03, 00:43
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this guy's gonna be the next steve satriani.


You mean Steve Vai? Thats the Ibanez Steve Vai Jem axe. it......sooo........beautiful...




I got some DANK ass nugs today 2 oz for $600
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Old 2003-08-03, 01:02
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You mean Steve Vai? Thats the Ibanez Steve Vai Jem axe. it......sooo........beautiful...


yeah i know, i'm a big vai fan. "Steve Satriani" is just an expression i say.
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Old 2003-08-03, 01:20
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Yeah I figured that.

Man...I just learned this weird tapping arpeggio that Vai does live. Click dis
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Old 2003-08-03, 01:47
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doesn't sound fluid, a bit off beat, and notes could have more presence, imo.

did you record that? what did you record it with.
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Old 2003-08-03, 01:57
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That ain't me. Thats what I learned from www.guitartricks.com under "steve vai style". Its not that hard but sounds trippy. I don't know how to record shit to this pc so I can't post me playing it.
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Old 2003-08-03, 04:20
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Old 2003-08-03, 07:20
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I just took 2 more laxatives...
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Old 2003-08-03, 07:48
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ok, ok, i was away, i've been trying to record, clean up around the house so i can go out and shit, doing laundry (there this thing that lasts every night for a week, i reall wanna go, lots of chicks, lots of places to do it), and trying to throw in some playing time. But i did find time to download the tracks to As I Lay Dying's cd, the Black Dahlia Murder cd (not yet finished), and Darkest Hour's cd (not yet listened too). How are you fucks?

oh, and the jacking thing, lost it that night. I hate summer TV, everything is super spiced up and sexy. I swear to you, they have a porno, soft porn or not still gets me horny and wanting to jack it, on showtime and HBO every night during the summer. But thanks for asking.
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Old 2003-08-03, 09:38
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i was on a oliday too, sailing in the north of Holland

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Old 2003-08-03, 15:58
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did you encounter any vikings?
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Old 2003-08-03, 17:27
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hehe, you know your history

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Old 2003-08-03, 18:14
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those were the vikings!!!
actually did they look like these, or like the ones in Nicest tits 4?
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Old 2003-08-03, 19:00
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Old 2003-08-03, 19:59
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Old 2003-08-03, 20:12
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oh, and the jacking thing, lost it that night. I hate summer TV, everything is super spiced up and sexy. I swear to you, they have a porno, soft porn or not still gets me horny and wanting to jack it, on showtime and HBO every night during the summer. But thanks for asking.


Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is a huge shock that you gave up so soon I still haven't jacked off since Monday or Tuesday...well at least ya tried
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yes, but kramer, there is a difference between you and me. You are outstandingly gay and masturbate to buff, beefy men, me, on the other hand, like to masturbate to women, such as in the Nicest Tits threads. Being that there are more sexy women for me to masturbate to, then there are beefy men for you to masturbate too, i loose control and become horny. So yeah.
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hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go
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Old 2003-08-03, 23:31
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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Old 2003-08-04, 00:34
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yes, but kramer, there is a difference between you and me. You are outstandingly gay and masturbate to buff, beefy men, me, on the other hand, like to masturbate to women, such as in the Nicest Tits threads. Being that there are more sexy women for me to masturbate to, then there are beefy men for you to masturbate too, i loose control and become horny. So yeah.


nah kramer is a pimp. remember that time Kramer scored off the naked lady in the other building? and that time Kramer scored that chick with the huge ass in the "assman" episode?

Cosmo rules.
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where can i get a list of all the alt+#'s
like alt+159 is "ƒ",
and alt+1448 is""
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-08-04, 05:57
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Old 2003-08-04, 07:45
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Thanks Sane for changing the name of the link!
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haha, chad, you fucktard, i'm sitting there looking at damn kitten pictures clicking the "aww thats cute show me another" button over and over, waiting for something stupidly scary to pop up. But nothing. Just a bunch of kittens. Damn you chad.
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Old 2003-08-04, 11:56
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Fucked by cockroaches!?!?!?!

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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i like to think of it as a uh..."spiritual mission"
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i like it too, it's just the one in that particular location that sucks ass.


Did u goto the one in Villa Park!?!?! OMFG that has to be the WORST guitar center EVER!!! Its right enxt to sum ghetto thrift shop, and a video game store lmao. And of course the only person willing to help me had the WORST fuckin breathe EVER!!! OMG his teeth where like decaying. I was like hiding from him in the acoustic guitar room. It wasent hard to find him if u needed help though, just follow the scent.
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holy shit dude, i was talking about that exact location!

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Old 2003-08-04, 23:41
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I had Shadows Fall's autographs on The Art of Balance and sold that and my EMG 81. Now I got a DiMarzio Evolution The tone makes me want to like.....bust my pants n' shit.
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how does that evo sound with metal riffs? does it have any crunch, can it churn out chunky riffs?
i've heard from people that's it's "only a solo-ing pickup"
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heh dats the pic i got it from. i just had it on a different comp and that comps power source died
 
Old 2003-08-05, 03:33
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how does that evo sound with metal riffs? does it have any crunch, can it churn out chunky riffs?
i've heard from people that's it's "only a solo-ing pickup"


No chunky riffs But I have my BC Rich for that. Its mainly a soloing pickup but you can still play rhythm.
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Old 2003-08-05, 03:39
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Tomorrow some buddies and me are goin shroom hunting

I live in Michigan and there are A LOT of boomers. I have done literally 100 hours of studying these fuckers so I don't get any poisonous ones. I also have a guide book thing that says what to look for. So...if I don't post for a while....tell my mom I love her.
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Old 2003-08-05, 04:07
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Metal=life, half of the posts you post are drug related. No no, correction. About 80% of the posts you post are drug related. You don't do drugs do you?
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Old 2003-08-05, 09:21
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of course he does... thats why im so impressed by all of his drug posts...
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Old 2003-08-05, 17:38
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well you're not the only one that's impressed by this idiot taking DXM.

here, i think you should read this. http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dxm/dxm.shtml
 
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Dude, I told you...I can't do Dex anymore. They took it off the selves EVERYWHERE. hehe...

I've been to that site already. Good info.

Anyways...shroom hunting begins I got my basket, ruler, guide book, and my friend thats done this before.





AND I DO NOT DO DRUGS!!!
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fo realz.


Those arn't really "drugs"...........More like herbs and cow shit
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Old 2003-08-05, 20:03
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AND I DO NOT DO DRUGS!!!


which one of those stages is denial?
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Old 2003-08-05, 21:00
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weed is a drug, and alcohol is a drug.
you do drugs, don't deny...boy.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-08-05, 21:01
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yeah... you wanker
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Old 2003-08-05, 21:39
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Can sex be a drug?
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Old 2003-08-05, 21:58
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if you class viagra as part of sex then yes
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Old 2003-08-05, 22:05
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sex is definately a drug, just like any other drug...

parents hate it, kids love it.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-08-05, 22:18
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I want some... *fetal postition*
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parents hate it, kids love it.


It's in some way disgusting, but parents like it, too.
 
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Guys, i did my pre-diploma in maths and got a 1,3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2003-08-06, 11:55
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What does a 1.3 grade mean, in like percentage? Because a 1.3 grade here is nothing to celebrate.
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then good for you.
i leave for school august 15, so exciting...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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whats the best?
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what's the best score?
your mother. Aahahahahahahah...ha......


finally finished my c++ class, my teacher is too nice.

now i just gotta worry about sociology tomorrow, 'cause i still haven't studied for that exam yet.
i also have an exam tomorrow for my calculus class (yeah that's right, that one with the HARD teacher, who teaches easy)
i haven't studied for that either.
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what's the best score?
your mother. Aahahahahahahah...ha......

Ahahahahahahahah... His mother'S never a 1,0.
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finally finished my c++ class, my teacher is too nice.

now i just gotta worry about sociology tomorrow, 'cause i still haven't studied for that exam yet.
i also have an exam tomorrow for my calculus class (yeah that's right, that one with the HARD teacher, who teaches easy)
i haven't studied for that either.


Then have fun studying.
 
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Ahahahahahahahah... His mother'S never a 1,0.


Then have fun studying.


so 1.0 is better than a 1.3? what the fuck?
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fuck safeway. they went on strike for 5 hours.
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1.0 isn't better than 1.3, cunt. I'm guessing, and this might be off, that 1.0 is the worst you can get, and Poldi, with his English troubled by a drunken, or at least drinking, state, was insulting your mother. And well he should. I'm taking, by the way, 'never,' as 'not even.' 1.4 would probably be the best, then.

But, of course, I don't know.
 
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i just woke up from a long sleep, it's now 11:45, at night...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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i recycled an English paper from last quarter, and used it as my term paper for Sociology. all i did was add some sociological stuff to it, and made it a bit longer. the minimum was 6 pages, all i ended up with was 4.5.


but it worked out exuberantly well! ahahaha


i got an A on it, and she said it was a "Very Interesting Insight! Good paper!", and the only thing that she did besides write that, was circle "nudie" in the paper, probably 'cause it's a slang word. ( i love putting slang words in serious papers)


the paper was about why fine-ass bitches should flaunt it, to put it mildly.
if anyone is actually interested in it, i'll show it to ya.
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How the hell would I know who's fucking him? I just know that someone is. If you want to know, ask him yourself.

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fuck fuck fucking cocksucker.

one of my friends felt like dropping by about an hour ago,
while i was sleeping. my damn mom let him in, and so they felt
they needed to wake me. so he started fuckin' around...like
sitting on me, or throwing pillows at me, trying to get me to
check out his new car. well, get a few hours sleep, and then
wake up to some dumb motherfucker. i was pissed. i'm glad
he got bored because i was a horrible host to him, so he left.
ass...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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dissection, that pic sucks

and powers, i know were youre talkin about
 
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fuck safeway. they went on strike for 5 hours.



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By the way, use 'it turned out exuberantly good' in a paper.


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