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two words: projectile diahrea (sp?)... or something similar. On a similar note, take it easy on the laxatives.
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CALLED "FECAL JAPAN"
THE GIRL WAS ....... FORGET IT THERE'S NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THAT PIC
GO TO THE SITE AND TRY TO FIND IT
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Im making a shirt for my band that says "Mike Patton scares me" or "Mike Patton touched me". With one of these pictures.
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Or...
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Yes, go with the second one.
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numero two
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Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
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i'm straight edge, so i don't do drugs or drink alchohol, but i will tell you, one of my addictions, is jacking it. But right now i'm trying to go a month without jacking it. So far, its not going to good. Being summer and all, everything on TV is super sexy and shit. And yes, i did just start it today.
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so how's that going art
gave up last monday?
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Hey art, I'm trying to stop myself...I don't think I've jacked off since Monday or Tuesday...I bet I can go longer without masturbating than you
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i'm straight edge, so i don't do drugs or drink alchohol, but i will tell you, one of my addictions, is jacking it. But right now i'm trying to go a month without jacking it. So far, its not going to good. Being summer and all, everything on TV is super sexy and shit. And yes, i did just start it today.
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If masturbation qualifies as an addiction, I probably need to be institutionalized. Well, no I really don't. Masturbation rocks.
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Fuck yourself with a rubber hose
Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
Up your nose and in your heinie hole
I don't care where it goes
And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
You should fuck yourself anyway
Now, you don't have to listen to a word I say
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the worst thing to do when your sick is jacking, so i havn't
done it in like a week...i woke up this morning feelin'
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
 
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how is it?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Where did you here this from? It sounds like superstition.
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To taunt you.
Im sick of the fucking soft porn shit they show on Showtime and Cineamax! Someday hopefully they will finally show insertion..
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I KNOW MAN! If you look closely, they arn't even fucking. The chick will be on top doing that roll technique with her hips and you can see theres nothing happening. I'm glad theres no dick though. And on HBO that "Diary of a Sex Addict" movie SUCKED. I waited there for 2 hours waiting for a good scene to beat off to but there were none. There was one but it was too short. I almost busted to it but then some old dude started talking and I had to change the channel.
And that Real Sex show sucks too. Theres always nasty hairy pussy.
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Where did you here this from? It sounds like superstition.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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I love masturbating when I'm sick with like a 102* fever. You get all light headed and shit when you bust.
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meh...i just got over the "summer stomach virus"
complete with loose stool and all, so jacking wouldn't be that
nice for me.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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You mean Steve Vai? Thats the Ibanez Steve Vai Jem axe. it......sooo........beautiful...
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Yeah I figured that.
Man...I just learned this weird tapping arpeggio that Vai does live. Click dis |
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doesn't sound fluid, a bit off beat, and notes could have more presence, imo.
did you record that? what did you record it with.
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That ain't me. Thats what I learned from www.guitartricks.com under "steve vai style". Its not that hard but sounds trippy. I don't know how to record shit to this pc so I can't post me playing it. |
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goddamn this forum is bein slow.
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I just took 2 more laxatives...
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ok, ok, i was away, i've been trying to record, clean up around the house so i can go out and shit, doing laundry (there this thing that lasts every night for a week, i reall wanna go, lots of chicks, lots of places to do it), and trying to throw in some playing time. But i did find time to download the tracks to As I Lay Dying's cd, the Black Dahlia Murder cd (not yet finished), and Darkest Hour's cd (not yet listened too). How are you fucks?
oh, and the jacking thing, lost it that night. I hate summer TV, everything is super spiced up and sexy. I swear to you, they have a porno, soft porn or not still gets me horny and wanting to jack it, on showtime and HBO every night during the summer. But thanks for asking.
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hehe, you know your history
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those were the vikings!!!
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oh, and the jacking thing, lost it that night. I hate summer TV, everything is super spiced up and sexy. I swear to you, they have a porno, soft porn or not still gets me horny and wanting to jack it, on showtime and HBO every night during the summer. But thanks for asking.
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Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is a huge shock that you gave up so soon I still haven't jacked off since Monday or Tuesday...well at least ya tried
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yes, but kramer, there is a difference between you and me. You are outstandingly gay and masturbate to buff, beefy men, me, on the other hand, like to masturbate to women, such as in the Nicest Tits threads. Being that there are more sexy women for me to masturbate to, then there are beefy men for you to masturbate too, i loose control and become horny. So yeah.
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hi ho, hi ho, its off to work we go
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i just ate out my friend's dog. tastes like chicken!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
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yes, but kramer, there is a difference between you and me. You are outstandingly gay and masturbate to buff, beefy men, me, on the other hand, like to masturbate to women, such as in the Nicest Tits threads. Being that there are more sexy women for me to masturbate to, then there are beefy men for you to masturbate too, i loose control and become horny. So yeah.
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nah kramer is a pimp. remember that time Kramer scored off the naked lady in the other building? and that time Kramer scored that chick with the huge ass in the "assman" episode?
Cosmo rules.
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where can i get a list of all the alt+#'s
like alt+159 is "ƒ",
and alt+1448 is"¿"
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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This most evil of links is for only the most grim, satanic, cold, necro and KVLT tr00 black metal warriors. This link will crush the weak, and make poseurs run for their mommies. 
NECRO'S HOUSE OF PAIN!
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Thanks Sane for changing the name of the link!
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haha, chad, you fucktard, i'm sitting there looking at damn kitten pictures clicking the "aww thats cute show me another" button over and over, waiting for something stupidly scary to pop up. But nothing. Just a bunch of kittens. Damn you chad.
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Fucked by cockroaches!?!?!?! 
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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holy shit dude, i was talking about that exact location!
what a small world.
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muahahaha, kill them all!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
This is my band's page
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2003-08-04, 23:28
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dude, have you shit yet?
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You should fuck yourself anyway
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Yesterday it hit me hard, I took about 3 shits. But this morning I took a shit that was all natrual.
I saw Dying Fetus and Skinless last night! Fuck yeah! Definatly one of the best shows I've been to because they both have the crowd really get into it. I talked to the band after the show and got my cd artographed too.
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2003-08-05, 01:19
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You lucky ducky.
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how does that evo sound with metal riffs? does it have any crunch, can it churn out chunky riffs?
i've heard from people that's it's "only a solo-ing pickup"
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2003-08-05, 02:28
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2003-08-05, 03:33
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how does that evo sound with metal riffs? does it have any crunch, can it churn out chunky riffs?
i've heard from people that's it's "only a solo-ing pickup"
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2003-08-05, 03:39
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Tomorrow some buddies and me are goin shroom hunting
I live in Michigan and there are A LOT of boomers. I have done literally 100 hours of studying these fuckers so I don't get any poisonous ones. I also have a guide book thing that says what to look for. So...if I don't post for a while....tell my mom I love her.  |
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Metal=life, half of the posts you post are drug related. No no, correction. About 80% of the posts you post are drug related. You don't do drugs do you?
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of course he does... thats why im so impressed by all of his drug posts...
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2003-08-05, 17:38
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2003-08-05, 18:39
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Dude, I told you...I can't do Dex anymore. They took it off the selves EVERYWHERE. hehe...
I've been to that site already. Good info.
Anyways...shroom hunting begins I got my basket, ruler, guide book, and my friend thats done this before.
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2003-08-05, 18:58
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just pot 'n shroom
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2003-08-05, 19:00
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fo realz.
Those arn't really "drugs"...........More like herbs and cow shit
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2003-08-05, 20:03
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AND I DO NOT DO DRUGS!!!
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2003-08-05, 21:00
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weed is a drug, and alcohol is a drug.
you do drugs, don't deny...boy.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2003-08-05, 21:01
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yeah... you wanker
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Can sex be a drug?
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Eternal, and eternal I endure
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if you class viagra as part of sex then yes
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sex is definately a drug, just like any other drug...
parents hate it, kids love it.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2003-08-05, 22:18
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I want some... *fetal postition*
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2003-08-06, 11:55
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What does a 1.3 grade mean, in like percentage? Because a 1.3 grade here is nothing to celebrate.
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2003-08-06, 14:31
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It's the second best grade you can get.
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2003-08-06, 14:54
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then good for you.
i leave for school august 15, so exciting...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2003-08-06, 15:00
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2003-08-06, 17:42
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what's the best score?
your mother. Aahahahahahahah...ha......
finally finished my c++ class, my teacher is too nice.
now i just gotta worry about sociology tomorrow, 'cause i still haven't studied for that exam yet.
i also have an exam tomorrow for my calculus class (yeah that's right, that one with the HARD teacher, who teaches easy)
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what's the best score?
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Ahahahahahahahah... His mother'S never a 1,0.
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finally finished my c++ class, my teacher is too nice.
now i just gotta worry about sociology tomorrow, 'cause i still haven't studied for that exam yet.
i also have an exam tomorrow for my calculus class (yeah that's right, that one with the HARD teacher, who teaches easy)
i haven't studied for that either.
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I accidently dropped a C++ book on my foot once. Damn that hurt. |
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Ahahahahahahahah... His mother'S never a 1,0.
Then have fun studying.
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2003-08-06, 20:19
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fuck safeway. they went on strike for 5 hours.
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1.0 isn't better than 1.3, cunt. I'm guessing, and this might be off, that 1.0 is the worst you can get, and Poldi, with his English troubled by a drunken, or at least drinking, state, was insulting your mother. And well he should. I'm taking, by the way, 'never,' as 'not even.' 1.4 would probably be the best, then.
But, of course, I don't know.
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2003-08-07, 04:40
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2003-08-07, 14:33
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bugfucker strikes back.
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This might show up it might not... Does this photo not kick ass?
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2003-08-07, 14:36
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if weijia's a catamite, who's his pederast?
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2003-08-07, 15:55
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i recycled an English paper from last quarter, and used it as my term paper for Sociology. all i did was add some sociological stuff to it, and made it a bit longer. the minimum was 6 pages, all i ended up with was 4.5.
but it worked out exuberantly well! ahahaha
i got an A on it, and she said it was a "Very Interesting Insight! Good paper!", and the only thing that she did besides write that, was circle "nudie" in the paper, probably 'cause it's a slang word. ( i love putting slang words in serious papers)
the paper was about why fine-ass bitches should flaunt it, to put it mildly.
if anyone is actually interested in it, i'll show it to ya.
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How the hell would I know who's fucking him? I just know that someone is. If you want to know, ask him yourself.
By the way, use 'it turned out exuberantly good' in a paper.
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2003-08-07, 19:27
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fuck fuck fucking cocksucker.
one of my friends felt like dropping by about an hour ago,
while i was sleeping. my damn mom let him in, and so they felt
they needed to wake me. so he started fuckin' around...like
sitting on me, or throwing pillows at me, trying to get me to
check out his new car. well, get a few hours sleep, and then
wake up to some dumb motherfucker. i was pissed. i'm glad
he got bored because i was a horrible host to him, so he left.
ass...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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dissection, that pic sucks
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i work at safeway
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By the way, use 'it turned out exuberantly good' in a paper.
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