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Old 2003-07-24, 19:13
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Heheheh.... Thats funny.

Has anybody seen the "Simpson's Comics?"
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2003-07-24, 19:14
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Erm... i meant that the cartoon was funny, not that your comment was funny
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2003-07-24, 20:09
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Old 2003-07-24, 20:44
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Old 2003-07-25, 00:59
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Old 2003-07-25, 01:18
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Old 2003-07-25, 01:19
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Old 2003-07-25, 01:22
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Old 2003-07-25, 01:28
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Old 2003-07-25, 01:44
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Holy asses of fire. I just heard my first "glam" Pantera song (Sad Lover). I am without words as to the magnitude of it's suckocity.

Why wouldn't they change their band name at "Cowboys" rather than hang on to that past?
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Old 2003-07-25, 03:00
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Old 2003-07-25, 05:07
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Old 2003-07-25, 08:40
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how can a goatee itch?
i comb mine by the way.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-25, 09:36
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Old 2003-07-25, 10:18
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hugh heffner owns you all.

I'm gone for italy for 3 weeks, have fun you fucks.
 
Old 2003-07-25, 10:23
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Old 2003-07-25, 10:24
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no you don't

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Old 2003-07-25, 10:26
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fuck italy, come to jersey, we can act like we met up, even though i'm a hermit and i don't like the sun, so i stay inside and record all day.
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Old 2003-07-25, 10:27
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haha, I'm actually planning to go to the US next year, jersey sounds cool.
 
Old 2003-07-25, 10:37
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heh, no it doesn't.
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Old 2003-07-25, 10:40
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oh, forget it then, but NYC is something I wanna see anyways...

Jersey, isnt that the place where Jay and Silent Bob are from?
 
Old 2003-07-25, 10:42
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tis it is, but its not all that glamorous, but i found NYC to be boring like shit, unless you wanna see how the "nu-capital" of america is one of the "worst" cities. even though newark, nj has every other fucking city beat in gang killings *flashes gang signs* what now biatch.
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Old 2003-07-25, 10:46
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lol, damn that yo.

I wanna check out the underground ny - hc scene, it should be huge, madball and all that crap. hehe. I've been there once, as a kid, I remember the wtc! but it ain't there anymore, which sucks, I never got to see the view from the observation deck
 
Old 2003-07-25, 10:59
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you better go to the sunbelt, nice weather and shit.

anyway happy holiday mate
 
Old 2003-07-25, 11:02
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Old 2003-07-25, 11:16
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oh, def, you wanna see a hxc scene? thats one good thing jersey has. If you ever heard any of the bands off Ferret Records, most of them are all from jersey. Nora, Burnt By The Sun, Luddite Clone, Dillinger Escape Plan, For The Love Of, the list goes on. I think the 3 big hxc scenes right now, are NJ, Long Island (in nyc, it should be its own state, but no one listens to me), and Massachusetts. Even though Mass has more metal coming out of it then hardcore, but it's pretty big. But i think Jersey's got the biggest. Which is cool.
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Old 2003-07-25, 11:45
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thanks folks,

and yes art, that's exactly the scene I was talking about I wonder if the shows are as good as the eurocore shows we get here. I allways heard the shows there are ok not allways as intense, prolly worth checking out though.
 
Old 2003-07-25, 12:27
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have good holiday dude

holiday?! did i miss something?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-07-25, 14:37
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he's going to italy
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Old 2003-07-25, 15:15
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Well, I wasn't sure if FBS was bein' sarcastic, I didn't mean for it to be offensive. I have absolutly no problem with people who like rap.


No s'csm intended. I really like hip-hop. It doesn't really compare to my ongoing love affair with classical music, but I like it.

I never heard a rap song I liked. To be quite honest, I don't even know what it means.
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Old 2003-07-25, 15:16
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Why don't you talk to me on MSN you fucking cunt fucker? I fucking message you all the time telling you you're a fucking piece of shit cocksucking goat felching asshat, and you NEVER SAY ANYTHING! WHAT KIND OF FUCKHEAD ARE YOU?

I love you man.
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Old 2003-07-25, 15:46
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oooh, I can feel the lurve
 
Old 2003-07-25, 15:55
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caaaaan youuuu feeeeel the loooooove toniiiiiiight?!
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Old 2003-07-25, 16:25
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I hope you both fucking die. Seriously. The day you shit razors and they shred your tight little virgin assholes into bloody tatters, the sooner the world will smile and laugh as you haemorrhage away inside your own ruptured colons. The idea of you bleeding to death inside yourselves fills me with images of trees, smiles and tulips. In my mind, I walk through a field of emerald green grass to a mailbox where I get a letter that says you died horribly shitting Wilkinson safety blades onto unsuspecting paramedics who screamed and ran when they saw the bleeding, leaking, brown-and-red murky shambles you used to shit out of.

I love both of you, too.
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"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2003-07-25, 16:50
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Why don't you talk to me on MSN you fucking cunt fucker? I fucking message you all the time telling you you're a fucking piece of shit cocksucking goat felching asshat, and you NEVER SAY ANYTHING! WHAT KIND OF FUCKHEAD ARE YOU?

I love you man.


no you dont.

oh wait, whats your addy?
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Old 2003-07-25, 17:00
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tulips are from Holland!!!!




no, from Turkey




but its the same
 
Old 2003-07-25, 17:16
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Old 2003-07-25, 17:26
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I hope you both fucking die. Seriously. The day you shit razors and they shred your tight little virgin assholes into bloody tatters, the sooner the world will smile and laugh as you haemorrhage away inside your own ruptured colons. The idea of you bleeding to death inside yourselves fills me with images of trees, smiles and tulips. In my mind, I walk through a field of emerald green grass to a mailbox where I get a letter that says you died horribly shitting Wilkinson safety blades onto unsuspecting paramedics who screamed and ran when they saw the bleeding, leaking, brown-and-red murky shambles you used to shit out of.

I love both of you, too.



I love sane's bitching. It fills my day with joy!!!
A day without f_b_s is a lost day.



BTW
I did my fucking physics exam. Yeahhhhhhhh, i've got that fucking shit piece odf paper!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO PHYSICS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today will be a damn fucking liquid day.

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Old 2003-07-25, 17:39
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wow sane, that was good.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-25, 18:07
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I love both of you, too.


we know you do.

I'm waiting for the vicious Wilkinson day to arrive.

I hope to die before I turn into an old fucker who kills people on the streets whilst driving his car and searching for mac donals, I would deserve to die.
 
Old 2003-07-25, 18:32
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oh boy, i get to participate in a chinese trivia thing.
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Old 2003-07-25, 18:42
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Old 2003-07-25, 18:56
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exactly, I'm gone.
 
Old 2003-07-25, 19:27
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oh boy, i get to participate in a chinese trivia thing.

what are you talking about?
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Old 2003-07-25, 19:56
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I havent taken a shit in 3 days and Atif just filled me in that caffeine blocks it up more...shit.
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Old 2003-07-25, 19:59
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what are you talking about?


its some trivia contest like jeopady mixed with "who wants to be a millionaire"
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Old 2003-07-25, 20:25
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I havent taken a shit in 3 days and Atif just filled me in that caffeine blocks it up more...shit.


HAHAHA!!! That ain't good man. Lately i've been averaging 2 shits a day.
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Old 2003-07-25, 20:32
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its some trivia contest like jeopady mixed with "who wants to be a millionaire"


Did they name it Cunts R Us? If not, they should have....


I have no idea why I just said that...
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Old 2003-07-25, 20:33
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shut the fuck up, mechanicalrapist
 
Old 2003-07-25, 21:24
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Old 2003-07-26, 00:54
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ah, reading that old retarded stuff at 3 AM makes me wanne grab a hot choco and some home made muffins
 
Old 2003-07-26, 01:48
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shut the fuck up, mechanicalrapist


Like I said, I have no idea why in hell I wrote that...
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Old 2003-07-26, 01:57
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GOD FUCKING DAMN I'M BORED!!!!!!
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All hope abandon, ye who enter here

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Old 2003-07-26, 02:07
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Because you're a retard?
 
Old 2003-07-26, 02:15
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Old 2003-07-26, 04:28
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I ate 3 bowls or jello. 2 pineapple and 1 lemon. And then I had 12 banannas. Thats all the food in my house
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Did you seriously have 12 bananas? Holy shit dude.
 
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its some trivia contest like jeopady mixed with "who wants to be a millionaire"


hahaha, they'll probably tell you to shut the fuck up after you say somethin' stupid, just like it happens here in these forums:

host: "Which country was Hitler leading during the 40s?"

weijia: "uh......France?"

host: "you really are an idiot. *speaks chinese profanities*"

weijia: " "
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Old 2003-07-26, 06:23
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Did you seriously have 12 bananas? Holy shit dude.


yeah. Then got bitched out by my mom cause thats her "health food" but she should have gone to the store. Only thing I have left is a pack of orange jello.



I need some ideas on what to get at the store...I can never think of anything good. What do you people normally get? Right now the list consists of;

T.V Dinners
Eggs
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Pizza
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And thats about it. NEED IDEAS!
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Old 2003-07-26, 06:46
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HAHAHA!!! That ain't good man. Lately i've been averaging 2 shits a day.
2 shits aday! Im lucky to get one every other day. I think its time though, I feel it coming, wish me luck.













Bananas are so fucking disgusting.
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Old 2003-07-26, 06:49
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Old 2003-07-26, 06:55
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Angel hair pasta (fastest "spaghetti" to cook), eat with spaghetti meat sauce and shredded cheese

Hamburger helper

Burgers: patties, buns, fix-ins (feels like a real meal, a "manly" one too)

cans of spaghettios, soups, etc. (when you don't even feel like waiting for something to cook)

hot dogs

frozen fries (good on the side)

dried mashed potatoes. (also good quick side dish)

since you're a big fan of fruit get some fruit.
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haha...I hate fruit. Thats all thats in my house though. Hot Dogs, Spaghettios, and Hamburger Helper sound fucking good!
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Old 2003-07-26, 07:05
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man first you hate rap, and now fruit? what the hell, where the fuck are you gonna get your vitamins and minerals? hot dogs?
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Old 2003-07-26, 07:11
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haha, what does rap have to do with vitamins and minerals? I eat fruit, I just don't like it. I'm a very healthy eater...I eat strawberry cream filled dounuts for example.
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Old 2003-07-26, 12:08
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a healthy eater is about the last thing that i am.
i don't like hot dogs, unless it's with chilli. mmmm
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Old 2003-07-26, 12:14
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I eat basically anything that's bad for you. And amazignly I sustain a nice 145lbs.
 
Old 2003-07-26, 12:30
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i gained 10lbs since school, i'm now at 150lbs.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-26, 13:02
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Old 2003-07-26, 13:34
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hahaha...! Ive always wanted to do that...!
Thats awesome!
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Old 2003-07-26, 13:39
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uhh yeah, back to metal=life's lovely talent.

heya dude, wanna suck my dick? I mean, after all that practice, you know you've gotta be good at it. To bad you didn't have oranges or something, you coulda cut it in half and practiced like you were eating a girl out, but noooooo, you gotta practice dick sucking. Stupid head.
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Old 2003-07-26, 13:57
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Hey... That was funny!!! Though I didnt catch a word but anyways...
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Old 2003-07-26, 14:53
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I've gained about 30 pounds in 7-8 months or so from eating constant canned foods and pizza pops.

I'm just a few pounds shy of 200 now! w00t!
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Old 2003-07-26, 16:37
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Old 2003-07-26, 17:34
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just wanted to say that weed is definitely better for you than tobaco. Especially when smoked trought a bong or vaporizer.
 
Old 2003-07-26, 17:35
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...eating constant canned foods and pizza pops...

hahaha
what is a pizza pop?
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Old 2003-07-26, 17:44
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hahaha what is a pizza pop?


You don't know what a pizza pop is?!?!?
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Old 2003-07-26, 17:45
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hahaha!!! it's like a big perogie with a pizza inside.
 
Old 2003-07-26, 18:10
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Don't vaporizers eliminate the thc level in your bloodstream? I love hitting vaporizers...



I got a cool ass butaine lighter last night. Its silver and has a pot leaf that glows green when lit. And the flame is about an 3cm high and turns bright green.




And no more dick sucking practice for metal....My cabinet consists of poptarts, dounuts, cookies gallore, spicy cheez-it, triscuits, easy cheese, and heroin
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Old 2003-07-26, 18:10
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pizza pops fucking rule... but notice only the canadians know what they are so far?
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Old 2003-07-26, 18:13
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I never heard of em

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Are they like Pizza Rolls?
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Old 2003-07-26, 18:35
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pizza pops fucking rule... but notice only the canadians know what they are so far?

it's a conspiracy.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-26, 19:01
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Haha, Pizza Pops are made by McCain (know what company that is?). They're kinda like a flat sphere of dough, and inside is a mix of melted cheese, sauce and chuncks of pepperoni.....probably one of the better kinds of instead pizza snacks.

I don't know if the states has these either, but Pilsbury (spelling??) has something similar called Pizza Pockets, which are in the shape of a 1/2 moon. Same thing inside, tastes a little different, about 100 times more messy.
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Old 2003-07-26, 19:35
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you got it backwards my friend

McCain makes pizza pockets. i work at safeway.
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Old 2003-07-26, 19:43
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Bah, whatever. I like McCain better anyways.
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about 100 times more messy.


that could definitely be a problem.....
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Old 2003-07-26, 20:01
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Hotpockets are what there called here in America and they are so fucking good.
Pepporoni Pizza, Philsbery CheeseSteak, 4 cheeses, ham egg cheese, hamburger, italion meat trio, ect... theres probably over 30 kinds. They also come in "Crosant Pockets" which rule too.
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Old 2003-07-26, 20:14
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i cant watch it i dont have mtv2 but if they say anything interesting let us know atif
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Old 2003-07-26, 21:06
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Hotpockets are what there called here in America and they are so fucking good.
Pepporoni Pizza, Philsbery CheeseSteak, 4 cheeses, ham egg cheese, hamburger, italion meat trio, ect... theres probably over 30 kinds. They also come in "Crosant Pockets" which rule too.


ooooo, baby.
i love my hot pockets!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-26, 21:11
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i cant watch it i dont have mtv2 but if they say anything interesting let us know atif


i won't be watching it, i'll be gorging on all sorts of spicy robust meat this evening at a barbecue. i'll tell you how that goes if you want

well, maybe i'll record it on the PVR/ "Tivo" thing i have on my satellite receiver.
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Old 2003-07-26, 21:57
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Hotpockets are what there called here in America and they are so fucking good.
Pepporoni Pizza, Philsbery CheeseSteak, 4 cheeses, ham egg cheese, hamburger, italion meat trio, ect... theres probably over 30 kinds. They also come in "Crosant Pockets" which rule too.


We have Hot Pockets too, that's a 3rd brand.

I've tried about 3 different flavours of these and they all taste like donkey ass. The "pizza" ones have barely no cheese, it's basically sauce and pepperoni with 3 small pieces of cheese that don't melt. If you ever take a trip up north, you MUST at try some Pizza Pops/Pockets.
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Old 2003-07-26, 22:04
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god, ya know what pisses me off...

i found some of my hard as hell to do tabs at some other
site with that dudes name on it.
now i know it isn't my work in the first place, but fucking hell,
it's common courtesy to ask the person to use their interpretation.
...their fucking name on my master work.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-27, 00:25
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We have Hot Pockets too, that's a 3rd brand.

I've tried about 3 different flavours of these and they all taste like donkey ass. The "pizza" ones have barely no cheese, it's basically sauce and pepperoni with 3 small pieces of cheese that don't melt. If you ever take a trip up north, you MUST at try some Pizza Pops/Pockets.



yeah they all suck, i kinda like three cheese pizza pops though, not bad.. i think im going to ... "accidently" cut a box of them open at work tonight and "accidently" microwave them and eat them
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Old 2003-07-27, 02:22
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i just saw this on the news...

texas, california, and florida have the highest elder accident
rate in all 50 states. and texas is the top, with 43% rise since
1991, cal. with only a 21% rise, and fl. with a 23% rise.
damn, this is just sad.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-07-27, 03:13
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Maybe they just have more old people.
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Old 2003-07-27, 03:18
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Old 2003-07-27, 03:48
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