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Old 2003-07-04, 05:23
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if you could fuck any famous chick?

dam..........the list would be a mile long cause im a fuckin ho.
here it goes.
byoncee
angelina jole
j-lo
selma hyack
christina augulara
lucy liu
pam anderson
the red head from that 70's show
thats just a few.
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Old 2003-07-04, 06:34
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Jenny McCarthy
Sharon Stone (w/ her long hair)
Nicole Kidman when she was younger
Rees Witherspoon
and....












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Old 2003-07-04, 06:58
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angelina jolie
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Old 2003-07-04, 08:02
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Old 2003-07-04, 08:40
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Just Cameron Diaz.
 
Old 2003-07-04, 08:45
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Old 2003-07-04, 11:45
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Old 2003-07-04, 12:58
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whole desteny's child
serena williams
cameron diaz
Brintney spears
cristina aguilera
pink <--most defenetly
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Old 2003-07-04, 16:46
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i wouldnt complain about Jeniffer Aniston.
 
Old 2003-07-04, 17:09
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Martha Stewart in her prison cell, I would love to "bake her cookie."


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Old 2003-07-04, 17:24
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Carmen fucking Electra!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
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Old 2003-07-04, 17:28
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jennifer aniston
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Old 2003-07-04, 17:32
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Oh hell ya!!

All the girls on That 70's Show. Except for Erics Mom.
Drew Barrymore.
Christina Ricci.
Hale Barry.
Jane Stewart when she was younger. Who the fuck am I kidding? I would still do her now.
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Old 2003-07-04, 17:41
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ooo baby

the chick from buffy the vampire slayer with the long name


Sarah michelle geller
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Old 2003-07-04, 17:45
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ooo baby

the chick from buffy the vampire slayer with the long name


yeah, sarah michell gellar, I'de do her.

also that dark haired chick from the series, she's called 'faith' or something?

ehmm..

lemme think

anna kournikova
angelina jolie (good one!)
nikki nova
tawny roberts
victoria zemanova
devon
sky lopez

and some more, but I'll post more later.
 
Old 2003-07-04, 22:10
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theres too many to name,but pamela anderson
 
Old 2003-07-04, 23:28
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Jewel Kilcher, Reese Witherspoon... ahh, too fucking many of them!



I think we need to set Weijia up with Rosanne Barr.
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Old 2003-07-05, 00:10
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id fuck every chick they print in fhm magazine
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Old 2003-07-05, 00:27
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I'll kill everyone who wants to fuck with Cameron Diaz.
She's mine. Even if i'm not worth to fuck her. She's an angel. No, she's a god!!!!
 
Old 2003-07-05, 02:25
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I'll kill everyone who wants to fuck with Cameron Diaz.
She's mine. Even if i'm not worth to fuck her. She's an angel. No, she's a god!!!!


Hmm.

Maybe I'm twisted, but I rarely ever think about fucking famous chicks. I think about dismembering or somehow disfiguring them. I think a Cameron Diaz with a face looking like a melted plastic barbecue plate would be hilarious. Or perhaps Reese Witherspoon (out of all pretentious and fucke dup names, she chose that one? Stupid cunt) with two huge sledgehammer indentations, right where her cheekbones currently are. Try making money looking cute now, you disgusting little plastic whore.

That being said, I'm addicted to Heidi Klum, who is beyond gorgeous
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Old 2003-07-05, 03:37
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alison hannigan from buffy.. she looks so innocent....
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Old 2003-07-05, 03:40
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now i remember, its Michelle Trachtenberg

man sarah michelle gellar pisses all over her, shes got nothing
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Old 2003-07-05, 03:41
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OH you are so funny nightrider, did your mum tell you that one??

anna kournikova would be good.
 
Old 2003-07-05, 09:52
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Tania from big brother hahaa

and also Brody Armstrong from the distillers, and she has also split up with tim
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Old 2003-07-05, 14:51
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why a famous chick? I'd be happy if the f*cking law could stop stopping me from doing what I want with my gf....
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Old 2003-07-05, 20:31
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the guitar player from kittie and alyssa milano
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Old 2003-07-06, 09:55
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you dont know rosanne barr?

i love her serie
 
Old 2003-07-06, 13:09
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Anna Paquin (rogue from X-Men and the one in Darkness)
Angelina Jolie (Oh yeah!)

Oh and the one weija posted was ok also...
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Old 2003-07-08, 00:21
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holy shit have any of you seen the new preview for tomb radier 2? angelina is the hottest thing ever!!!!!!! what was she thinking with billy bong thorton????

my theroy is that i would have no problem getting her cause im far better looking that billy-bong and i would be all about giving her a vile of my blood to wear.
i want to go jack off now.
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Old 2003-07-08, 01:10
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Angelina? Hot? Never thought i'd hear those 2 words in the same sentence, except with the word NOT in between.

She's uglier than my ass man.
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Old 2003-07-08, 01:15
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I think your ass is beautiful though, memnoch.
 
Old 2003-07-08, 01:17
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Thanks man, i try to take care.
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Old 2003-07-08, 02:10
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i think he is gay, and id love to see his ass.
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Old 2003-07-08, 10:54
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you shave your ass-mustache?
 
Old 2003-07-08, 11:05
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Angelina? Hot? Never thought i'd hear those 2 words in the same sentence, except with the word NOT in between.

She's uglier than my ass man.

ur arse is hotter than angelina jolie, i know a few ppl that wouldnt mind fucking ur arse.
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Old 2003-07-08, 11:16
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Nightrider is one of those people
 
Old 2003-07-08, 16:25
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christina ricci ( sleepy hollow)
anna paquin (rogue)
natalie portman ( star wars)

and all the chicks you all mentioned
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Old 2003-07-08, 18:33
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i think he is gay, and id love to see his ass.


yes, I know you would because you're a little ass basher eh jezus?

anyways, I agree with FBS, Heidi Klum is one fucking hot chick, but natalie portman is cute too, I would so do her.

http://www.realgoodmovies.com/still...e_portman_s.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/movies/waffle/novemberstun.jpg

http://www.nmia.com/~jreed/natalie.jpg


*drool*
 
Old 2003-07-08, 20:18
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She looks like an elf.

Christina Augulera
Devon
Jennifer Conelly
Carmen Electra
Pamela Anderson
Camren Diaz
I could go on...
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Old 2003-07-08, 20:39
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Hey Def, I agree on you with Nathalie Portman, shes super hot.. but she hasnŽt got tits.....

So I like Anna Paquin more.... She can drain my lifeforce anytime!
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Old 2003-07-08, 20:43
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and she has a great innocent look....
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Old 2003-07-08, 21:07
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shit all of you metal loving fucks we forgot one

princess katana from the motal combat movie.

oh and def's ass.
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Old 2003-07-08, 21:09
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oh and def's ass.


his mother too
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Old 2003-07-09, 02:37
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kerry sultana
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Old 2003-07-09, 08:55
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back off my mothers arse you whores, before she sits on you and splatters you like little tiny insects

how could I forget Denise Richards

http://www.20hotcelebs.com/deniseri...ages/45_jpg.jpg

I'de do her without any hesitation
 
Old 2003-07-09, 09:07
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god dam def! your taste in women is as good as your taste in basses(being that you love alembic and all)that denise richards is smoken hot!
check this chick out. id so nail it!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2003-07-09, 09:43
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halle berry (i dig some black girls)
jessica alba
christina applegate
jessica simpson
kirsten dunst
jamie presley
alicia silverstone
cameron diaz


i'll add more later, but those are just some of the ones i haven't seen said.
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Old 2003-07-09, 09:48
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kerry sultana

Yeah man... I fuckin second that.
 
Old 2003-07-09, 10:19
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haha nice one demanufacture, presonally i wouldnt touch it a little bit tampered if u hear wat im saying
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Old 2003-07-09, 10:28
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yeah well she is a undergroud porno start, what do u expect
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Old 2003-07-09, 12:26
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people...dont make this a titty thread untill the other one is closed
 
Old 2003-07-09, 13:40
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all the hot chicks
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Old 2003-07-14, 00:31
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Eww you guys would do minorities?

1. Elizabeth Hurley
2. Angela Gossow
3. That chick from lacuna coil
im sure theirs more but im lazy.
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Old 2003-07-14, 01:44
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Eww you guys would do minorities?

So you would turn down Destiny's Child, and Halle Barie?

Does any one else smell bullshit?
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Old 2003-07-14, 01:51
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Nope, he's just an ignorant fuck who needs to be careful of how he phrases things.
 
Old 2003-07-14, 05:38
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hey you metalheads, you all have forgot to mention an amaizing and hot metalchick!!
she's the singer of arch enemy, man!!! she's hot!!!!
her name is angela
i have revanous video live and she looks so damn good
i'd surely do her

http://www.archenemy.tv/pictures/magazines.shtml
http://www.archenemy.tv/pictures/ma...rcover22002.jpg
i have that pic without the letters but is too big to put it her
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Old 2003-07-14, 05:52
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She's not famous. I'd do her though. Hard. Up the pussy. Faster....and faster, and faster. Then rip off the condom and bust on her face while Tarja is licking the strawberry flavor off my dick.
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Old 2003-07-14, 06:13
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whoa, man.


...not opera
...not spears
...but sandra bullock,
...and angelina jolie, together at the same time.
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Old 2003-07-14, 09:07
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definatly Elizabeth Hurley and Sandra Bullock too.... damn hot older women!
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Old 2003-07-14, 15:38
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Old 2003-07-15, 03:54
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so so so many......

drew barrymore
angelina jolie
kirsten dunst
aria giovanni
halle berry
heather locklear

and almost every other hot celebrity
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Old 2003-07-15, 08:25
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Old 2003-07-15, 08:56
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the olsen twins!
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Old 2003-07-15, 11:05
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Old 2003-07-15, 11:51
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The olsen twins are mine, cunt.
 
Old 2003-07-15, 11:55
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The olsen twins are mine, cunt.

as if shed want u, u ugly cunt. You cant compete with jesus christ he made u fuker. SO they say anyway
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Old 2003-07-15, 12:30
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brooke burke

Good call!

But my first choice would be Jennifer Anniston, and I wouldn't fuck any other chicks with her at the same time, it's gotta be special with her. If for some reason I couldn't choose her, I'd bring I'll these chicks into my bed at once:
Yasmine Bleeth
Salma Hayek
Brooke
Heidi Klum
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Cindy Crawford
Reese Witherspoon

That's it I guess 'cause that's all i can think of right now and I don't know how much more room there would be on my bed hahaha
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Old 2003-07-15, 17:01
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Old 2003-07-15, 17:41
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Old 2003-07-15, 20:20
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Old 2003-07-17, 21:57
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the Olsen Twins (fo shizzle)
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Old 2003-07-17, 22:11
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Old 2003-07-17, 22:20
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Old 2003-08-08, 21:00
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i am one of thoes wierd people who dont wanna fuck any celeb...odd.
 
Old 2003-08-08, 21:01
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Juliya from Uranium


oh hell yeah she is a hot one and she looks good with the mini skirts lol
shes into like hardcore dirty stuff i hear like whipping
 
Old 2003-08-08, 21:16
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didnt she make a revolver photo shoot somebody send that
 
Old 2003-08-08, 23:53
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Good call but her husband would surely know about it!
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Old 2003-08-09, 03:08
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Good call but her husband would surely know about it!


but then she wont remain virgin..............
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Old 2003-08-09, 04:01
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she's indian
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Old 2003-08-09, 05:09
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Why does that matter?
 
Old 2003-08-09, 05:12
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whats that julyia girls last name anyways!
 
Old 2003-08-09, 05:36
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she's indian


so am i

plus......shes HOOOOOOOTTTTTTT !!!!!!!!!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-08-10, 03:58
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Justice is Raped is prietty mature for a thirteen year old. Hell i would fuck julya too.
 
Old 2003-08-10, 04:00
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second post and you said something good about someone most of us hate.
tsk tsk tsk.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-08-10, 14:49
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Old 2003-08-12, 18:52
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Old 2003-08-12, 20:07
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ? DID YOU TRY IT ?
C'MON GIVE THEM A CHANCE
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Old 2003-08-12, 20:44
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isnt sanderino female enough?
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Old 2003-08-16, 23:07
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Old 2003-08-22, 10:00
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isnt sanderino female enough?


I am your lesbian fantasy...
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Old 2003-08-22, 14:50
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doctor, your friends waiting for you.
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Old 2003-08-22, 14:51
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oh weijia, shut the FUCK up

you'de do anything with a hole.

I bet the local farmer has given his cows buttplugs
 
Old 2003-08-22, 17:15
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I bet the local farmer has given his cows buttplugs



wha?!?!? you're visiting?
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Old 2003-08-22, 17:25
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I would, but since all the cows are exhausted from your constant 'visits' I won't.

I'll stick to Utrecht student girls for the moment

oh, eh famous girls, I'de do that Angelina Jolie chick, she has weird lips, but I think she can do good things with them.
 
Old 2003-08-23, 10:31
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Southern girls are better dude, I get so horny from that accent .... de zachte g...
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Old 2003-08-23, 18:22
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yeah, but most of them look like farmers or even worse, like pigs.
 
Old 2003-08-24, 08:31
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No way dude! Ya been looking in the wrong places

To stay on topic the singer of Cruachan is also very hot... i'll look up a pic for you guys...
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