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Old 2004-07-21, 14:34
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Old 2004-07-26, 04:51
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Old 2004-07-26, 07:36
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hhaha that is funny!
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Old 2004-08-18, 11:33
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i hate to contribute to a dead thread that is over 300 posts, for fear of invoking the wrath of the mods, but it IS the gothic fun thread

these pictures aren't exactly goths, but they are funny none the less

Pic 1
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Old 2004-08-18, 20:56
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what band is that, they look kinda familiar especially the third one
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Old 2004-08-18, 23:55
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What is funny about Chris Barnes or Vital remains?
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Old 2004-08-19, 00:06
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I know the second pic is Glen Benton

but the others??
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Old 2004-08-19, 02:17
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im refering to the Gay costumes, and Sanders got it, its Vital Remains (with benton as the vocalist)
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Old 2004-08-19, 02:30
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I agree, those costumes are queer.
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Old 2004-09-03, 02:21
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You got to check this out! When I first read this I laughed my ass off. Its goth related and it pretty much says what I think of goths. Like I said, check this out!

Gothic Fun
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Old 2004-09-03, 02:43
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hahahahahaha...

Johnny was born in the remote land of Delaware; on a farm not far from Amish territory. He was taken in by these devil Amish and, as a child, forced to live, chained up, in their apple cellar.

By age 15, and before his keepers discovered his dirty little secret, he was well on his way to creating his master race; something between man and goat. His philosophy was that, if he tried hard enough, a fertile enough ewe would eventually accept his demon seed an dbear him a son.

He was cast out, and forced to sell his body on the street for $3.13 an hour, which of course at the time was the State minimum wage. This lasted months, until the owner of a local Deleware strip club offered him a job where he was promised he could make twice that.

After years of hard work, Johnny finally bought his freedom and got a job posing nude for underground magazines targeted at wealthy, gay men.

Although he never got his shot at stripping, Johnny yearns for the catwalk, not to mention the tender touch of a willing ewe.
Articles:

WhoreOScopes:






Hobbies & Interests:
Johnny enjoys collecting Pogs that depict that agony of Americans of the 1980's. (C'mon. Did anyone really enjoy that Gary Coleman show?) He enjoys reminiscing about the simpler times. Other than Mud Wrestling, Johnny doesn't actively participate in sports.

Friends & Family:
Johnny has a brother named Doug with whom he talks often. No one seems to mind that Doug never speaks back; or that Doug is invisible; just as long as Johnny is content. Johnny's first love is a beautiful girl named Lana who still grazes on the open, fertile Deleware fields.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-09-04, 02:01
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I had this nasty pic on another thread
http://ruthlessreviews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82
I think someone is missing something
And its a fucking nude bm band
 
Old 2004-09-04, 02:03
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ITS ALREADY HERE!!! Don't fuck with the gothic fun thread, it took me countless hours to find some of this shit i've put on here.
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Old 2004-09-04, 02:13
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Actually, its not here. I just got finished looking at EVERYTHING and its not here so...
 
Old 2004-09-04, 02:14
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im a prick, and an ass... Sorry.
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Old 2004-09-04, 02:16
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Anyways...
Comments................................anyone?
 
Old 2004-09-04, 17:18
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i think you have a crush on them......or you just want someone to post " AAHAHAHA look at those small-dicked BM fags!"

either case, try not to get your hopes up.
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Old 2004-09-04, 22:39
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Anyways...
Comments................................anyone?


I...umm...well...umm...what...huh...I don't...can't see...umm...oh fuck

What the fuck? Where is it? That's not right, that's something you keep secret. Oh great, you ruined me on black metal. Now when I see a guy in corpsepaint, I wonder, "Does he have a penis? What about Dark Funeral? Do they? Shit..." Dammit, its burnt into my brain.
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Old 2004-09-04, 23:17
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I don't like Dark Funeral, so it don't matter to me.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-09-05, 00:55
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Well Dark Funeral is one of the few black metal bands I like so you know how it goes.
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Old 2004-09-12, 12:00
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The mighty google adds have provided us with more entitainment

http://www.gothicmatch.com/?tid=122
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Old 2004-09-12, 17:59
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you guys are just supplying the goths with the attention that they want....let them rot instead of fertilizing the corpse....
 
Old 2004-09-13, 02:45
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You kind of got a point going there.
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Old 2004-09-23, 13:17
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Old 2004-09-23, 13:29
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WHO TOOK THE PAPER!!!!!!!!!



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Old 2004-09-23, 21:53
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kreig? wtf translate
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Old 2004-09-23, 22:24
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its geman and it means black metal is war.
 
Old 2004-09-24, 01:42
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haha, uh oh, CAUGHT!!!!!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-09-24, 01:45
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its geman and it means black metal is war.

Krieg just means war in German. I don't speak enough to know what 'black metal' is though.
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Old 2004-09-24, 01:53
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The mighty google adds have provided us with more entitainment

http://www.gothicmatch.com/?tid=122

hahaha... gothic match...
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Old 2004-09-24, 04:41
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i dunno, even when i was into nu-metal, i never wore stupid nu-metal pants with 60" cuffed chains hanging from them and led lights and laser pointers attached to em. in fact i wore what i still were today, a pair of skate shoes, a black/khacki pair of dickies pants shorts, a band shirt and or guitar company/drum company shirt, and thats it, i dont wear any jewelry or necklaces because it gets in the way of me, and thats who i am... my self, fuck those goths...
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Old 2004-09-24, 04:43
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go to gothornot.com and look at the top ten males... the #1 i seriously doubt that he has a cock... or any genatalia for that matter.
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Old 2004-09-24, 05:08
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go to gothornot.com and look at the top ten males... the #1 i seriously doubt that he has a cock... or any genatalia for that matter.


I thought it was going to be that picture of that black metal band with the singer with no penis... which reminds me

Anyways I looked at the no.1 male and I swear he could pass as a chick. The site reminds me of ratemypoo.com
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Old 2004-09-24, 05:49
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Number 3 and 6 also look like chicks.
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Old 2004-09-24, 06:27
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When I'm bored, I find myself at that site giving them ALL 1 ratings.

....something to just pass the time, ha.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2004-09-24, 07:14
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it should be "gothorfag.com"
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Old 2004-09-24, 07:58
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i can't believe this thread is still going.... shit i'm glad i decided to never get into goth... i know why they all are depressed and kill themselves... they looked in the mirror...
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Old 2004-09-24, 08:26
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it should be "gothorfag.com"


goth... fag... it goes both ways
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Old 2004-09-24, 21:47
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! I just looked at this thread for the first time and it is gut-bustingly funny. There is this goth girl at my school who tries to look all dramatic all the time with the black makeup and the fishnets. (you know who I'm talking about Transient) I gotta start humiliating her in front of people, because Transient don't have the guts to do it himself. Even though he hates them as much as I do.
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Old 2004-09-26, 19:54
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revive the gothic thread!
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Old 2004-09-26, 20:38
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go to gothornot.com and look at the top ten males... the #1 i seriously doubt that he has a cock... or any genatalia for that matter.



Hey, if you look back to the older posts, I POSTED THAT!!!
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Old 2004-09-26, 20:50
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it should be "gothorfag.com"

If it was named that then if they WEREN'T goth then theyd be gay. Thats not good.
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Old 2004-09-26, 23:05
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yeah you did, but you didnt mention the chick in the top ten males position...
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Old 2004-09-27, 02:41
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Old 2004-09-27, 04:29
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black metal=90s/00s cockrock? dont get me wrong, i like BBM (brutal black metal) but the corpsepaint and gauntlets are just ridiculous and i have not heard any rebuttal from a black metal head that would make me think there cool.
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Old 2004-09-28, 00:42
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like i've said before, face-painting is for children, and make-up is for women
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Old 2004-09-28, 00:50
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holy shit i look sexy in that pic

too bad i can't grow anything between my mustache and beard, and i'm afriad of growing cool dreads.

haha, if i had that style going, i could pass as a black dude (and finally join the BSU! )
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oh you have a bsu at your school too... grr at bsu, they cussed me out when i was looking for my english class and accidently walked in on their kill whitey scheme.
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Old 2004-09-28, 04:07
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holy shit i look sexy in that pic

too bad i can't grow anything between my mustache and beard, and i'm afriad of growing cool dreads.

haha, if i had that style going, i could pass as a black dude (and finally join the BSU! )


DAMN RACIST!!
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Old 2004-09-28, 04:19
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I had a odd moment with a black guy after I bought my new bass yesturday. I went to the mall to eat at Taco Bell, and there was this black guy working the counter with cornrolls and shit like that. I was wearing my Opeth Deliverance shirt and he was like, "Yo man, where did ya get Opeth shirt? They's the shit man. Is Damnation any good?"
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Old 2004-09-28, 04:27
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NO WAY!!

BLACK PEOPLE DONT LISTEN TO METAL!!! LIAR!!!
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Old 2004-09-28, 04:45
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hahaha, there's no way I'm lying.
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meh, well, he does listen to OPETH... who arent really 100% metal. And he asked about damnation, their least metal cd or so i hear.
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Yeah, but either way you cut it, Opeth is still metal. Deliverance is probally in my top 10 favorite albums because of Master's Apprentices. But anyway, lets get back to the goth bullshit.
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haha! yeah, i wasnt denying they were metal savior, but i was just stating that they have alot of non metal influence and are not completly metal, like say... Decrepit Birth.
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haha, black people cant like metal. Theres like a law against that or something.
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WTF?????


Obviously you couldn't tell I was joking.....

Hey Soulinsane guess what? I was making fun of that old lady. I was joking!
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yeah soulinsane has no sense of humour because hes republican.
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Necro Motherfuckers. They are so goth!
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There's this black chick I know who works at the local CD warehouse that I'm always at. She absolutely LOVES Opeth and guitars. I'd go for her but..... it'd be weird...

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There's this black chick I know who works at the local CD warehouse that I'm always at. She absolutely LOVES Opeth and guitars. I'd go for her but..... it'd be weird...


Weird? Go ahead and take a walk into the evil jungle of love It's wonderful there and besides... it's all pink in the middle
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Dude...something is wrong with your cock... it's like a fucking pencil. And no, she doesn't have the "black woman" features. Hell, she likes Opeth, I'd say she's pretty white
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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its the "gothic" live journal, a friend of mine pointed it out to me, and it hosts the biggest collection of gay goth shit... EVER!
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