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2003-06-16, 06:45
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coolest fucking guitar ive ever seen.
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2003-06-16, 11:38
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It's Ed Roman... 'nuff said. Not bad on the looks, but in reality it's probably good for two things: a wall ornament, or shoving straight up Ed's asshole.
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2003-06-16, 15:09
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Quote:
Originally posted by MechanicalRaper
It's Ed Roman... 'nuff said. Not bad on the looks, but in reality it's probably good for two things: a wall ornament, or shoving straight up Ed's asshole.
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It seems, that you have experience with this guitars..... 
It looks great, but if haven't play you are not able to say, that this guitar is cool. It looks so, but what is with the usability? The guitar looks like a knife....maybe the edges are sharpen for the next gwoar concert......  splatter it! |
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2003-06-16, 17:18
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Well, I haven't played that particular axe, but I trust Ed Roman about as far as I can throw him....
That said, it does look cool...
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2003-06-16, 18:54
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Why don't you trust him and what is your experiences with him that led you to not liking him. I like the one with the bat wings, looks killer.
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2003-06-16, 20:15
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I've never personally dealt with him, but he's got quite a reputation. Read some of his rants. If it's not handbuilt, it automatically sucks. If it's made overseas, it's not worth its weight in shit. If it doesn't have his name on it... you get the idea. He spends most of his life trashing other people's work, then building knockoffs of it. He's the only person ever to find an Ibanez JS made of bondo. 90% of his negativity toward a given axe is based on "they didn't give me the choice to have a kingwood fretboard", and other cosmetic details. Glue joint behind the third fret? Never seen one... I'd love to see him put a MOP vine inlay on a decent axe and try to sell it for under $2300. The Ibanez Edge/ Lo-pro is the only bridge ever to surpass the OFR in performance... yet our friend insists that only a real American OFR will do. Try telling that to Steve Vai. He's building a case on bullshit to sell his product to the ignorant.
He's also a major dick to anyone who deals with him. He treats the people who drop $5000 on an axe like shit. There's a reason for stuff like this: http://www.jcfonline.com/cgi-bin/ul...f=1;t=000347;p=
some more of Ed's lovely work: http://www.jemsite.com/scrapbk/fb.htm#piss-ant
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2003-06-17, 00:07
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wow.. that axe looks like it got either EMG actives or EMG HZ's. pretty cool axe. i heard that metal (like the material) axes have crazy sustain. i'd probably gig with it after fucking with the electronics and praying that the material isnt too magnetic.
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2003-06-17, 00:20
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wow this ed roman guy, he is making knock offs of other guitars. strangely enough the juvinile delinquent looks alot like an sg.. and does any one see a resemblance in the Jackson Soloist and the Solo 1st? like not only appearence but NAME WISE?
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2003-06-17, 09:33
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Quote:
Originally posted by MechanicalRaper
It's Ed Roman... 'nuff said. Not bad on the looks, but in reality it's probably good for two things: a wall ornament, or shoving straight up Ed's asshole.
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i agree with u there dude, cos if u look at the skull one near the bottom u will see that the frets afre floating in the air and there aint enough space to have strings on. but that steel guitar looks awesome , probably costs a bomb though
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2003-06-17, 10:01
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i thought all these guitars sucked, look flash wow...........all pieces of shit
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2003-06-18, 15:03
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that link gave me a penis enlargepill pop-up 
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2003-06-20, 17:28
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2003-06-21, 17:30
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Quote:
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i agree with u there dude, cos if u look at the skull one near the bottom u will see that the frets afre floating in the air and there aint enough space to have strings on. but that steel guitar looks awesome , probably costs a bomb though
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2003-06-26, 18:39
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Most of the guitars look retarted, like the shark........or the yellow.........
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2003-06-26, 19:33
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Quote:
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that link gave me a penis enlargepill pop-up
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do you need it?
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