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Old 2003-06-19, 11:07
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2003-06-19, 13:14
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Oh you whore.


Good update, heh.
 
Old 2003-06-19, 15:11
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Not bad, sane. I think I like this one.
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Old 2003-06-19, 15:56
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haha, that's some c00l stuff S@n3!!
 
Old 2003-06-19, 15:58
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Cheers guys. I just wrote again. Twice in one day. My mind, which has been blocked for about 2 months, just unblocked.

The only problem is, it's 3am and I have two exams next week that still need massive study. I have no time to be creative.

Still. I will count my blessing. One. Heyyyyyyy, cool blessing. Thanks Lucifer! Got another one?
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Old 2003-06-19, 19:37
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W00!! You mentionned Couter-Strike!!!
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Old 2003-06-19, 21:25
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Cuntblather – the worst kind of pointless diatribe – factually incorrect, biased, from someone you dislike, about something you can’t stand

Vaginox – an aggressive, overweight lesbian

Dorn – the opposite of adorn (which means to lend beauty to or enhance) – in other words, to detract from or to uglify
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dude, you gotta make your own dictionary! i bet you got plenty more words like that
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Old 2003-06-19, 21:28
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Making supper sucks ass.....especially for 1 person.

I gotta bring a game back to the store, so i think i might pick some McDonalds up or something similar......garbage crap shit crap!
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Old 2003-06-19, 21:29
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this guy sure can dance:

http://spd.atdmt.com/b/MSMSNMATCAST..._rk_mapp_02.gif


he's probably busting out to some Hate Eternal
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Old 2003-06-19, 21:30
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wow, canadian people have supper? i don't know anybody that has supper.
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Old 2003-06-19, 21:32
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You should try it sometime man, it's pretty sweet.

But i suggest buying it too!
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Old 2003-06-19, 21:35
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okay

i'm in the college libary right now.
now i'm gonna go and take a quick shower at home, then try to come back at 6:30ish, then ask my Calc teacher if he's hard............

go to calc class from 7:00 to 9:20,
then i'll come back here at 9:30 to post my sexy pic in the photobook.
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Old 2003-06-19, 21:39
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then ask my Calc teacher if he's hard............


Tell me that's a typo.........
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Old 2003-06-19, 22:15
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Thanks atifman, I haven't laughed that hard in at least a year. Let us know if he's hard, ok?
 
Old 2003-06-20, 01:05
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then try to come back at 6:30ish, then ask my Calc teacher if he's hard............


and if he says yes?
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Old 2003-06-20, 01:12
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at first when i asked the question, he was kinda beating around the bush.
then he said, "Don't you know it!" and winked at me.

but seriously though, i asked him if he gives A's in his class ('cause my last calc teacher didn't), his class won't be hard, it'll be a cakewalk, 'cause i already know everything 'cause i'm retaking it.
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Old 2003-06-20, 01:13
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and if he did say yes, i would've dropped the class.
even if he was an easy teacher, and had an erection when i asked him if he was hard, i still would've dropped the class.
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Old 2003-06-20, 04:20
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even if he was an easy teacher, and had an erection when i asked him if he was hard, i still would've dropped the class.


Thats only because you wouden't have been able to concentrate.
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Old 2003-06-20, 12:27
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even if he was an easy teacher, and had an erection when i asked him if he was hard, i still would've dropped my pants.


Well, aren't you a queer one. There really IS 25% more homosexuality!
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Old 2003-06-20, 12:28
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dude, you gotta make your own dictionary! i bet you got plenty more words like that


I have so many words I write them down once and forget what they mean. Being batshit crazy is awfully confusing sometimes.
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Old 2003-06-20, 12:46
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Vaginox – an aggressive, overweight lesbian


CAN I HAVE VAGINOX WRITTEN UNDER MY NAME JUST LIKE THE MODS

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Old 2003-06-20, 14:08
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maybe if you suck slayme's cock, a long, long time.

but I don't think so

jezus, cold beer on a hot fridayafternoon is GOOOOD!!!!
 
Old 2003-06-20, 14:45
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Well, with atif's erect teacher, lesbians and people supposedly having to suck my cock to get things this thread has definitely lived up to it's title. In face, I think it's surpassed 25%. This thread is about as gay as they come.
 
Old 2003-06-20, 17:20
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Yeah, I think we've reached 30% or something, the only thing we need now is the doctor and weijia banging each other!

dang, those green bottles make you head feel fuzzy
 
Old 2003-06-20, 18:17
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Old 2003-06-20, 18:52
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maybe if you suck slayme's cock, a long, long time.

but I don't think so

jezus, cold beer on a hot fridayafternoon is GOOOOD!!!!


That would disqualify him for the lesbian part of that title though... and the homosexuality has hit something more around the 50-60% range.
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Old 2003-06-20, 20:40
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Thats only because you wouden't have been able to concentrate.



true, it's difficult to concentrate on calculus when your old tall Jewish teacher (everyday he wears white shirt, black pants everyday, he has a big ol beard, and a little jew cap on his head) has an erection.

i'm sure anyone would agree, heterosexual or homosexual.
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Old 2003-06-20, 20:54
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i remember i had a sub. once, he had green pants, and he always
had his hand in his pocket messing with change.
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Old 2003-06-20, 22:15
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Maybe you should have offered your pocket so he could mess with your change. It's just an idea. Or steal his pants and sew up the pockets so he can't get into the pockets. Or give him Weijia's pants........ just tryin' ta help ya out !
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Old 2003-06-21, 00:50
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yeah but, who the hell wears GREEN pants!?!?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-06-21, 08:47
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chuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchu....angel of death!!!
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Old 2003-06-21, 10:19
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butcher!

angel of death!

chuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchu

*pom* *pom* *Pom*

ta ta ta tudu du dudu du

ta ta ta tudu du dudu du

chuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchuchu

*mosh*

yeha. my favorite part

anyways, fucking with a dog is not a good thing.
 
Old 2003-06-21, 19:51
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Yeah, I think we've reached 30% or something, the only thing we need now is the doctor and weijia banging each other!



when weija's a hot chick i'd fuck her, when he's an ugly, baby/dog eating chinese dude i won't
 
Old 2003-06-21, 19:57
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Old 2003-06-21, 20:01
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the stevie wonder parts are really IT to me man.
 
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Old 2003-06-21, 22:35
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when weija's a hot chick i'd fuck her, when he's an ugly, baby/dog eating chinese dude i won't


I think you'd fuck anything with two legs and a hole that would hold still long enough...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-06-21, 22:56
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Oh God no............

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the red headed chick is the hotest.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Pauly Shores is awesome. A stoner who gets paid up the wazoo to act silly infront of camera, lucky guy! Hes hilarious too.
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Old 2003-06-22, 11:41
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yeah, I was wondering about that too, haha

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Old 2003-06-22, 20:41
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"yeah, i'd like a liter of cola"

i think that's my favorite line from the movie.
i really didn't like the movie as a whole, for some reason.
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hahaha, i loved it.
they were so drunk when the get their asses kicked, haha.

i saw fight club for the first time last night.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Best fucking movie ever....................ever!
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i had a problem with the end though, he should be dead.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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That movie was fucked up. It makes me beat the shit out of myself when I'm drunk, like now
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i had a problem with the end though, he should be dead.


Being shot in the cheek wont kill someone.
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Why? Some parties? Have you been drinking...?
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Being shot in the cheek wont kill someone.


so why the hell when he shot himself STRAIGHT ON through his mouth
he shot his cheek, and yet his other self was hit through his head. no sense.
and if he was shot in the cheek, why did his voice go hoarse, that would only
make sense if he was shot in the neck.

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haha, I'm not drunk everyday, I just drink a two pints before I go to bed every evening, it makes me sleep sooo much better!

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i haven't been drunk in like a month or month-and-a-half.
yet, i get less sleep, and i forget a whole lot, almost cenial.
just this morning i lost my cds, and found out 30 secs. later
that the case was on my chair beside me. now i realize how
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either that or i should cut down on the dr. pepper.
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so why the hell when he shot himself STRAIGHT ON through his mouth
he shot his cheek, and yet his other self was hit through his head. no sense.
and if he was shot in the cheek, why did his voice go hoarse, that would only
make sense if he was shot in the neck.



He shot himself in the cheek. Reason: When someone has a split personality the person must except it, comfront it, and overcome it. There alot of ways to over come a "alter ego" and Tyler's way was a bit more extreme. But by shooting himself in the cheek he was symbolizing that he had power over himself and could over come Brat Pitt. Of course Brad cannot be physically harmed because he isn't real but Edward got rid of him mentaly.

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so many great quotes in that movie, and i can't remember them.
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Can't sleep when your high on crack!
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Take the stuff that truckers use when they have to go on long trips. I would tell you the product name but it seems to have escaped me.
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Bullshit. Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.
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i just changed my hours of sleep.
usually it's sleep at 4am--->around4-5pm
now that i skipped sleep that one day,
it's sleep at 6-7pm-->1-2am.
i have been up since 1:22 this morning.
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Bullshit. Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.


damn right, that only happens in movies.
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haha, I think he got stuck when his mommy tried to poop him out, it makes kids behave like cunts
 
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...mommy tried to poop him out, ...


i can't help but laugh at this line, i don't know why.
hahahaha.
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Valiums a downer anyways. You'll pass out eventually if you're already tired. If you aren't a diabetic Wally stayed up for 2 days during battlestations drinking Ricky Rockets. It's half a glass of strong coffee ,half a glass of chocolate milk and 3 packs of sugar. Guaranteed to wire ya for sound. He giggled like a fool in the gas chamber. They thought he was nuts. He loved it.
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Valiums a downer anyways. You'll pass out eventually if you're already tired. If you aren't a diabetic Wally stayed up for 2 days during battlestations drinking Ricky Rockets. It's half a glass of strong coffee ,half a glass of chocolate milk and 3 packs of sugar. Guaranteed to wire ya for sound. He giggled like a fool in the gas chamber. They thought he was nuts. He loved it.


Oh fun... something new to try at work.
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yeah, Wendy's does rule, but last time i went drive-by and placed two seperate orders, the orders were the same, but the prices were differentæ? crazy
 
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where is everybody man its not that late only 12:30 where i am its only me and freak666 owell i figuerd id take up space so that we can have a new rtt thread soon so whats everone up to ? im just watching anime on tech tv for all you stakers out there who want to know my everymove haha im going to bed mother fuckers got work tommarow you know
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