oh yeah i forgot you were from germany its forgivible then

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buds are a part of a plant. any plant. the buds on pot are the part you smoke.

Ah, ok, thanks.

Dude it´s medically impossible to get drunk on Budweiser!

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he probably drank two crates, hah, Budweiser tastes like water, but its really easy to drink much since there isnt much taste in it.

it makes you piss after every single one though!

I know Def is always saying Budweiser makes you piss after each beer, so I went out and picked up a 12 of the stuff last night just to see if there's any validity to his statement. I hadn't drank any Bud for a long time.

I didn't piss after every beer.

Every other one?

Actually I never pissed at all, and I'm getting worried.

exccesive masterbation has clogged you up lol you need treatment for it get to the hospital dude

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You're probably right. I've got a dried, crusted hunk of semen plugging my dickhole.

arrgh thanx for the detail dude

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well, that sure did kill my day...

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Bitches. All of you.

All of you.

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shit, I gpt my car stolen on vice city
I'm trippin balls on this DXM shit.

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holy shit! i can see plasma shit coming from the compter screen!!

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Does anyone know the story to Jason vs. Freddy?

Jason 9 ended with Freddy dragging Jason to hell. I assume that Jason 10 will have no relevence with the movie.

Also, what is the origin of Freddy? Jason was a boy who drowned. What is Freddy's story?

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see, theres your proof.

budweiser is evil.

and you all suck goat chode.

The origin of Freddy is like he killed all these kids on Elm Street and then their parents set him on fire which is why he looks all burnt up and then he started to killing the kids in their dreams to get revenge.
And Wes Craven named Freddy Kruger after a kid who bullied him in school. Man, I used to be a huge horror movie fan until rock n' roll took over. I haven't seen a good horror flick in a while. The last horror movie I saw I think was Jason X when it came out in theaters, and that movie sucked monkey balls. Oh, I was at Suncoast about a week ago and in the DVDs under $10 section I found a movie called "Slumber Party Massacre" and on the cover there are all these girls in their underwear screaming and looking real terrified. Apparently it's about this psycho with a drill who crashes a sluumber party and goes nuts. And I read the DVD chapters online, there's a chapter called "Group Shower." SWEEEEEETTT!!!

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I believe Freddy vs. Jason has to do with Freddy sort of ressurecting Jason to go on a rampage around Elm Street. Once people start dying, they all think it's Freddy, and Freddy is able to come back and do as he pleases. By that time, Freddy won't need Jason so he just tries to bump him off, and there you have Freddy vs. Jason.

I was drunk before, then i did this msitake to order a Bud.

Helicopters are extremely dangerous for birds.
Just a minute ago a helicopter flewacross a group of birds. And they went up and down like hell. Some nearly chrshed to the ground.

that's cool, did the pilot turn around for another run?

I heard that they got Kane Hodder (Jason 6 and beyond) again, but they didn't get the original Freddy. There have been 3 Jason's so far, with Kane being the most well known as Jason, but was there only one Freddy so far?

Freddy has a lot of personality, it will actually take a good actor to play him.

I NEED to get a Freddy sweater and hat for everyday use.

Does anyone think that the classic bump-em-off-one-at-a-time horror movies are making a possible comeback?

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There have been three different Freddy Kruger actors: David Wayne, Mike Howe, and Tony Scaglione.

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Really? Well I suppose the same guy couldn't do it for 20 years......

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he could, it would just suck

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i bit ago i was reading some old threads to pase the time and i realised memnoch has not posted in ages anyone know where he is ?

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He left for personal reasons along timeago.

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That'd be cool. Some bird-bones across the whole street.
I could collect soem of them. Some of my friends need bones for their studies.
And everywhere would be blood. Those fucking kids would scream. That'd be the first time i'd enjoy their screaming. Normally they wake me up with that.

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IT'S WRONG !!!!!
ROBERT ENGLUND IS THE TRUE AND ONLY ONE FREDDY KRUEGER

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Dude Robert Englund is the bass player from Nuclear Assault

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yeah there was only one freddy krueger and he is doin the new one as well, interesting ay .....................

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talking about people who left, im gonna leave the internet this month because i REALLY have to study for my testweek.

So talk to you guys in about a month.

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Later cunt, I'll see you at graspop.

better keep an eye out for your wallet

hah.

You're a chicken!!!
I'll have to write 6 uni-tests next month and still have time for the net and for beer!!!

Imagine your life's a big empty glass. Your career, family,... should be big stones in that glass. They need much space. Learning, girls,... should be smaller stones. They need less space than the bigger stones, but still fit. Parties and other hobbies should be teh sand. They don't need much space, but can be many. So that's how your life-glass should be filled.
But there's still place for beer. It'll always fill the space that's left.

That was beatiful poldi!

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Yeah, and especially your beer supply, wich you´ll find savagely raped when you come to Graspop....

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Yeah, Doctor, I'm looking forward to it

Oh my god, poldi, you nearly made me cry,




man, wise words right there

I just had my end presentation for school, and the teachers where happy with it, I got enough study points for next year at uni, so jay for me!

Doctor, you're just a pussy man!

nice words poldi, but my parent seem to have a little chat with weija, the took my PC of my room till summerholiday

and poldis words emotioned me, and the people who called me a puss too. Im gonna spent my time internetting at school and in liberaries.

whoa, i feel reborn. And i shall proudly protect my beer from weird people from the north and middle of Holland, and so shall i protect my wallet!

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So you're saying that Weijia got you grounded? Oh man, that's fucking awesome.

That's really awesome.
First he ate children and just anything that lives, then BM came from his ass and now he can ground people that live in NL although he lives in Canada.


Glad to make you cry.

haha awsome stuff, I bet weijia just did it to get banged by the doctor again

have fun with the rest of the exams, ha, see ya at graspop!

He'll be back

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am i god?

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i'm back

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No, you're satan's little blowjob machine

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for some reason, seeing that makes me feel like eating goat cheese


stuck mojo has some decent riffs

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You are becomming mythological...

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No, ofcourse you're not, you cuntfuck.

yeah ya cunt....

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i will smite thee with my thunderbolt!!

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Shut the fuck up, Weijia. Shut the fuck up.

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so inspiring.

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And I quote.

FIRST POST IN RTT SINCE NUMBER 13 OR SOMETHIN!!!!!!!

yeah...whatever.

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Holy shit...holy fucking shit!!! ok, my hair is (was ) about 8 inches long and growing...Then, I went to some barber shop to get it trimed up a bit. There was only old people in the shop so I got my hair cut by some 70 year old bitch. I told her to just kind of layer it but take no more that 2 inches off....I guess she thought I said a 2 gauge or some shit so she put a 2 gauge on the buzzer thing and chopped my hair off Now my hair is about an inch if that on the top and fuckin a cm on the sides
I said nothing through the whole time I was there and when I got to the counter she's like "That will be $14 young man"...I raised my middle finger, stuck it in her face, and walked out. At least I have $14 extra to go see Finding Nemo...on weed.

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who the fuck are you?

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doesn't matter, he obviously knows what's up.

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Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your reaction is cool!!!

@ weijia He's the pyramid.

I wonder if Nemo will watch Finding Nemo, i wanna ask him, but he hasn't posted here in a month
i think about Nemo everytime the ad comes on.

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Good lord that sucks!

I just saw Gummo for the first time...I want to kill myself. Wierdest fuckin movie ever!...EVER!

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Gummo kicks ass. Kinda made me wanna fuck a retard.

Yeah, and beat the shit out of a chair. I just realized that the title track off of cephalic carnage's cd "exploding dysfunction" is about that.

"Before the tornadoes came,
the sun never shined the same
Rabbit freak on a bridge,
pissing on cars driving below
Cat hunters ride, drowning cats
to be brokered for a dollar a pound
We need milkshakes and glue
Sisters play with their tits
innocently yet seductively
Brothers wrestle out debates
Incestuous story a lttle girl tells
about her dirty dad
Small town teens born into hate
the cycle grown,
some will not escape
Sniffing glue reveals his brother's queer
Little kids with vulgar mouths
attack the rabbit
Rob nothing,
this city has a high disable rate...
A.D.D. Ritalin boy, black midget liaison
with a distraught
Abused as a kid, manic depressive
in dire need for love
Stumble onto a fellow cat killer,
ask his whole life story,
Break into his house
and euthanate this dormant lady
There's a guy
who pimps his retarded sister
Such a normality
People with atrial septal
defect coarctation of the aorta,
tetraloy or fallot
Despondent man,
gossiper tries to feel up
the impending sisters
Older inbreds party,
wrecking up a house,
crushing the table and chair
like wild vultures
Living in a house with a mother
who never cleans...
Boxes, clothes, trash piled everywhere,
piled everywhere, piled everywhere,
Exploiting Dysfunction...
Soaking in a tub of green water
Mother brings to him a plate of spaghetti,
plate with ketchup,
chocolate bars falls in the water
Pick it up and eat it
Before the tornadoes came
our splendid town was never changed
>From a movie that I was,
it was disturbing
Big wigs exploiting dysfunction
of the worlds' freaks- Jim Rose,
State Fair obscurities, conjoined twins,
congenital amputee,
born a side show attraction...
Exploiting Dysfunction
Kill the chair,
nobody smokes in the water
Must be the water
pretty much like the cities I've seen...
Dysfunction is a way of life
Like the side show freak glamorized."

To those that havent seen Gummo, go see it!

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haha...I gotta huge poster of gummbo playin guitar with that pluto dog guy. I barely remember watching that movie/show.

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Dude, I did the most childish shit I've done in a long ass time...like a year. About a half hour ago (2:15am) me and by buddies got a shit load of those Black Cat firecracker things. Then, we went up to this girl Zoe's house and lined them up on her window sill. Those fuckers are loud as fuck. They didn't even turn on their lights. So we went back to the house and my friend put some in her mailbox (which is right by the front door) and I rang the doorbell about 10 times til they woke up. She hardly knows me so I just stood there looking at her then my friend lit about 20 of them. She almost shit her pants. Now theres a shit load of cops outside.

wow, I'm gonna go play 007 Goldeneye...such a good multi-player game. Get real high and play paintball mode in the dark..its so intense.

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PROOF BLACK METAL FAGS ARE... FAGS!!!!

Black Metal! Now with 25% more homosexuality!

Har har.

I rule.

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Only 25% you say?

I'm your pimp.

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how is that proof........and what's that strange small thing comin from his pants........is that his....dinghy?

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Oh man i don't think we needed to see that sane.

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i dont think we needed extra proof for that, and i saw a shitload of those pics with soccerplayers and stuff, most of them are fake.

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Duke Nukem is better. Espically Zero Hour, man that game rules!

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Yeah, I agree. No one else wanted to play it though. 007 The World Is Not Enough is cool too for being on teams and killing the albot dudes.

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my bro got me a new game called warriors of might and magic. i hate it.

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i was at my freinds house the other day and we were listining to his new mayhem cd (Mediolanum Capta Est ) and i was wondering what the hell that translated to im gonna assume its in norweijian( yeah i dont think that spelled right at all) so can anyone from norway or around there tell me what it meens?

and on track nuumber 9 or ten not sure which they have a guy named atilla come up and sing with them what band is he from ?

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I was watching the news, and there was a competition for playing air guitar. I think the "Nationals" or something is in Finland. Heh.

no fucking way.

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But that one's real, you Dutch one-way-street.

And he has a hilariously smally penis. ROAAARRRRRRR!!!! SATAN'S BLACK HORDES IN THE DARK! SWEATY NIPPLES!

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Yepp... Right here...
Id propably kick everyones ass in it!

Uh, what else is going on in ere? Have been away for a while...

Whee, soon is the time to buy a new axe once again!!!

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mwuahhahaa festivals rock

metallica hasn't lost its fucking touch

that arch enemy chick, angela, I'de do her without hesitation

Nile wasn't up to standards, Opeth was good, but not my kinda thing..

Opeth is good if you like to watch guys meander through an hour of aimless crap.











Come on Opeth fans, flame away. Pussies.

Opeth is good on the stereo, something soothing.

They don't strike me as a very good live band.

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I'm just fuckin' with the hardcore Opeth fans. I dig 'em.

Yeah i know man.

Finally bought an air conditioner today!!! w000!!! No more hot sweaty nights....only cool sexy ones from now on!

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in a weird way, I like hot and sweaty nights

Opeth was pretty good live, but the endless talk between the songs made me want to choke the vocalist, not a really energetic show, but the music was played tight, good sound...

I don't like their last cd though, it's just not my kinda thing.

Yesterday was Metallica in a German tv-show.
This tv-show is hilarious and yeterday it was, too:
Lars Ulrich read from a german newspaper.
The moderator ( he doesn't know much about metal) compared Metallica with Manowar. And he said "Anger" instead of "St Anger", so the total audience, just Metallica-fans, was pissed about that. Then they played "frantic" live. Was cool. Afterwards another "music-star" came on stage: "Alex K.", this guy won the german version of "pop idol". I laughed like hell!!! He hadn't much of a chance with this audience.

Argh, these new ad links on this site sucks. Every time I go anywhere, I get linked to an ad first, and on 56k, that is rough.

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LOL
metalpoldi, you funny bastard
you wouldn't be as funny, if it wasn't for the way you talk your crappy English.

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MetalPoldi is a fucking funny bastard you're damn right about that.


I miss his old avatar though, that avatar was awesome.

all sorts of strange/bad crap happend to me today:

i went to first day of the summer quarter (in this college, we go by quarters, not semesters) and realized i had to take my calculus class again, cause i got a D. i tried so hard, but in the end it didn't matter. I usually get high Bs in math, and i got an A in all my other classes, 'cept this one. i blame it on the bastard teacher

i was winning this auction the whole time:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl...item=2538938024

which i needed to win, so i could assemble my awesome brown guitar ( i just have the body).
at the end, 30 minutes, before it ended , my max bid got outbidded
it would've been real perfect if i won that shite.

then in sociology class, i sat between 2 dudes:

dude 1: Looks like humongously fat Adolf Hitler, with Pat Metheny shirt, sat front and center, 10 mins before class he had his chair pointed at a 45 degree angle and he would stare at everybody behind periodically, he stuttered, talked real loud, and was generrally creepy and weird. In the middle of class, some dude, almost walked in to the wrong class, (it's our first day), and the fat dude, "may i help you" real loud, whilst interrupting the teacher. he sat in front of me

dude 2: Tall pimply dorky lanky guy, looks like he masturbates alot to kiddie porn. I've seen him before in the computer lab, he plays family feud online. he sings the theme show music, and when he answers the question, he says "survey says", and when he gets it right, he says "yay!". anyway, he sat behind me.

so the teacher was talking about sociology stuff or whatever, and this guy says real loud: "SOCIETY PREPARES THE CRIMINAL, THE CRIMINAL COMMITS THE ACT --- CONFUCIUS". he was serious too, he wasn't trying to purposely be an asswad or cool or something. and the fat guy, he turns around, makes the A-okay symbol with his hand (thumb and index finger touching), and says "Amen".
the tall guy probably looked up at that quote so he could justify his future acts of molestation.

My apartment roomate left. Good riddance, 'cause i almost-hate him ( and i don't almost-hate anybody), but he's leaving before the lease is up in september, and he's not paying those 2 months rent! bastard. i'm not really involved, but my other roomate is, and now we gotta do a court case or something. i gotta talk to him about it.

and the real exterminator came today. and that's significant because of this long story that i haven't told you yet about my roomate (the one who sucks and is leaving), who i have endless stories about. some funny, some maddening



so that's my day so far. i have to go calculus class at 7:00, hopefully my teacher won't be the same doofus i had last quarter!

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College is fun!

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Yeah, im trying to call this chick that looks like Mandy More. hott!

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DOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!

no wait....i mean.....

DOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHHEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is my English so bad?
I think i'll never do such of those "English-tests", that you need for working in USA.
I think i use many German phrases.


That avartar?

hahahaha

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here's a classic wally thread:

http://www.metaltabs.com/forum/show...ES&pagenumber=3

it's not one of the best, but it's not bad

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hehe, we were being corny dickasses just like the newbies on these forums.

ahh, the good ol' days

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