nah man fuck her with a knife hahaha

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He's right, someone should write a song about that.

Oh, wait, didnt Cannibal Corpse? Damn. Well, someone should write an acoustic song about that. I've done an acoustic Hammer Smashed Face with bongos, maybe I could do this. If someone else wants to try, though, let me know, so I dont have to do it.

Hurry! Say somthing clever so he can put it in his signature!

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I'd be glad to try it out!
Soon as I get my acoustic guitars working, I start doing that thing!
Shall I keep the vocs as they are, or should I sing it Ballad-like style?

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Darko: People cant be clever all the time.

ThroneofbahoS: It's entirely up to you. When I did Hammer Smashed Face, I sang it like Dave Matthews, for the fun of it. Best of luck to you, whatever the decision.

its weija's birthday tomorrow, shall we give hime a thead?

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Fuck no, don't give him a thead. A thread mabey, but for heavens sake not a thead!

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Yes, mabey we SHOULD make him a thread...

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As long as he's continually insulted, I don't see a problem with it.

Woohoo, I start auto mechanics school in a week! I'll have no free time, it sucks.......

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matrix...
many of my pals didn't like it.
they compaired it to the relationship between
blade 1 to blade 2. i want to kill the dicks who
did blade 2, so i'm not going to see reloaded.

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either way im goin to see new matrix ........i dont care what people have to say bout it

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ohyeah you should, its awsome.

I agree about Blade, the first one was cool the second one was boring.

well weijia got his thread.

Penis, you're going to start working on cars? your school starts now? mine is nearly finished, 5 weeks or something!

Yepp... I think ill grunt it... Just the guitar and me...
It'll be FUN!
I'll try to post it here for you dudes when I finish it!

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Dearlord...

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I'm taking some automotive classes this summer just for the knowledge. I have no interest in making this a career, but it would just be good to know. I also am gonna do a lot of independent car study and work on my car a lot. In ten weeks, I want to practically be able to go for ASE certification.

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and i'm so flattered

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You a fan?

I like Dave Mathews acoustic riffs but i really can't stand his voice.

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Ok, guys. Here's the dumb German again.
I'm totally confused.
But what relationship do stephy and L,B'XXX have with wally? (I think this question has nothing to do with the English syntax. )
Grirl-friend, mother!?!?!?!?!?!?

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LB is his mom and stephy is his girlfriend i think

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I wish my mom was that cool.

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hey poldi, where ya been? washing old ladies in the health care center in Greifswalt?

hahahaha

thats true

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oops! i thought stephy was wally's brother.

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I thought that, too.
But what a cool mother has that to be?!?!?!?!
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats!!!!

to wally and his whole community!!!!!!!!!!!


@ Def
I was just tom lazy to write much or anything.
My last two weeks were like hell.
I just went to university, then drank and smoked pot and ate nearly nothing.
I've got to get a nice bach body. And it's better not ot eat than not to drink.
Now my body is a wreck. But that's cool.
And i played a lot of guitar. I learned some easy songs for beach parties. It's cool to sit at the fire, have BBQ, drink beer and play guitar.
I finally learned "more than words" by extreme. I think this song is cool for those parties, but i were to lazy to learn this shitty rhythm. So i kicked myself in the ass ans said it's time to learn it. And now it's a fucking easy song. I don't know why i had that much respect.

Today it was as ugly as washing old women's asses.
We had to prepare a worm. And i had bad stomache-ache from the other day because of the alcohol. And this worm smelled so bad. You just smelled the formaldehyd, that you need to conserve it.
In two weeks we'll go to see dead human bodies again. I did that once. But it was boring. The flesh was just grey and yellow and you just smelled formaldehyd. But it doesn't look real. It looks like a 2 days old steak.


BTW where's f_b_s? I didn't see him along time!?!?!

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Hey! I gotta copyright my demo. Is there a website I can go to with info on that?
The sound quality is way better than what I had hoped for. I spent about $1700 and basically have a full professional recording studio. I can record everything (except vocals) without making a sound!

PA system - $1300
Condenser Mic - $120
DUO sound card converter - $250-350, I forget......



So, I was downloading Nightwish mp3s, and three songs I got were listed as Nightwish, but they were a different band. The bands are actually pretty cool. However, there name is not given. Does anyone know of a band that made a song called "Traitor's Kiss" or "Diva"? Or a different band that made a song called "Asgard"?

I like the Smashing Pumpkins

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Yeah, Ive heard it too... Its pretty cool...
Could it be that theres some other band called Nightwish?

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Metalpoldi, are you prepering worms? wtf? to fish with or something?


haha you're not a veteran yet, allways work up a nice bottom layer in your stomach before drinking, eat pasta's or something that will fill up nicely and won't come out easy hehe.

For the study. We prepare many classes of animals next week we'll do the crab.


It's better without a bottom layer. The next day you won't have this bad liquid shit, that'll let you stay so long on the toilet that you could read Lord of the Rings in one time. Your stomach is empty. So you won't have to shit.
I used to have this bottom-layer, but i realized that i can drink nearly as much without it as with eating before. So, it's good. The evenings become cheaper.

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haha, well okay, whatever turns your clock man.

crabs

well its good that you don't have to wash old ladies anymore. hehe

that was before the operation.

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I always assumed it was a band doing a lame trick ( Saying they were Nightwish just to spread their music) to promote themselves. However, the recording quality and the soloing skill makes them seem very professional. Although the vocals are not that great. Hell, I am better then the guy that sings Diva and Traitor's Kiss.

There are tons of songs on WinMX that say they are Nightwish. I found this heavily orchestrated goth song called Gatekeeper.

My guess is that since Nightwish is a very popular metal band, people who want that audience will use their name first. Sure, claiming to be Linkin Park would get them more hits, but that is not the audience they want.






Hey! Has anyone seen that thing Apple Music offers? $ .99 to download a song?!?!?!? What a rip off. You can get it for free.......

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played new zelda and it was awesome..........and the beach was very fine today......hot girls everywhere

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it's 1:30...i will be bored 'til...3:00.

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Play guitar.

I was today in "matrix reloaded".
Cool special effects, but to much love. And the story isn't that good as in the first Matrix. They shouldn't have made this a sequal.

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yeh i seen matrix reloaded maddest special effexts but u can never have to mcuh love in a movie

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Dammit, i don't go into cinema often.
But i see a movie with love in it everytime, where it doesn't belong.
Damn authors!!!!!!!!!!

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haha silly german.

you prolly liked the orgy. sick german fucks.

at least it was better then the fucking songfestival haha

wow, how did you know?

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well I be damned, its atif our gear god what's up brown bastard?

not much man.

been pretty busy with college lately and stuff.

i got a brown (rootbeer metallic)ibanez rg570 body. now i just need everything else.


and yeah that's pretty much it.

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jesus, what page was that quote from? and welcome back.

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gonna build your own guitar Atif? cool!

nice sig too

Brown guitar for a brown man.

Can you post a pic of the guitar when you're done building it? Making guitars is fuckin' fun I've never made a fret board with inlays but when I find out how to do so, I'm gonna take off my old NJ Warlock neck and make one with shark-fin inlays with the widow headstock. Maybe that Warmoth.com site can make it for me.

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http://www.projectguitar.com

Might be useful for anyone building a guitar. Has lots of tuts and stuff of varying quality, and a forum. The forum is very useful.

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hey, i gave you that link man!

this guitar ain't going to be nothing special. i'm just gonna buy another complete rg570 and swap the bodies, 'cause i love the brown color of the body i got.
(i think i'll save some money too, instead of buying the brown guitar in the first place)

my guitar will most likely look like this:

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jchrisf/guitar.html

or look at the attachment if you just wanna get a quick peek, and not see how the brown changes from black depending on how the light hits it.


the only things i'll mod are putting on a straplok system instead of the normal strap buttons, if i can find brown pickup covers or bobbin toppers, i'll put those on, maybe i'll put on a clear pickguard too.


but my dream custom guitar, that's a whole different story, and that won't be til a long long time til i consider making it or buying it.
and that guitar will most definitely carry a pakistani and brown theme!

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Very nice axe man.

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nice brown axe, it looks like you

gr... fucking cops set up a speed meter on the freeway that leads to my house

hehehe, got flashed?

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hahah, you know that Thread topic that boomashka came up with, about meeting online to break the record for most active users online, 4 days after, the record was broken with 31 users online, weird?!

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damn, i want a 24fret so bad.

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bend up reeeeeeeaallllllly high.

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Thats a really nice color. Has anyone tried the Dr. Pepper jellybellys? Damn good!

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Dr. P jellybeans?!?! kickass

by the way, i saw darkness falls a couple days ago and it was one of the gayest movies ever. the idea was good, but the movie was short and some of it was counterdicting itself. i thought it was really stupid.

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did use notice we were just apart of metaltabs history...........the record for most people online has been broken.............usless interesting fact #1

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yeah I'm gonna get a ticket for sure.... at least 90 bucks

wah, so we're getting more users online? bout time!

yeah we got more visitors but the forums have been very slack recently...........not much action goin on

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hehe, thats really fucked up.

BTW got my first roadrunnen records streetteampromo set.
some home printed posters and shit. And a promo CD. but heck...it's for free

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so let's all sing along while we eat captain crunch.

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Sir, that is very impolite - to eat and sing at the same time!! Can you just image all the crumbs and dribble that would come out of your mouth? Just plain scandalous...

i think thats a good idea...............

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you know, i can't remember the last time i've been up early enough for McDick's breakfast.

mmmmm...... breakfast burrito's are good (especially while nicely wake n' baked!)

I had McDonalds breakfast yesterday....it was good...pooped a lot but good.

i found out something cool today...for you dudes that go online at school. If you go to www.newgrounds.com to play those kick ass games and any other site, it might say "access denied" or some shit....If you click 'start' then 'run' then type "cmd" in the line and push enter. Then in the black window, type "ping www.entersiteyouwanthere.com" then type the numbers you see in the address bar on Explorer or Netscape or whatever (the numbers that say 36.114.225.32 or some shit)

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i dont get it

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Why the hell does that happen. Everytime I eat mcdonalds breakfast, I have to shit literally 10 minutes later. Shoots threw me like a sack of bricks.

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at skool today this band from brisbane performed at lunch time........they said they played popular music........they started playin good charlotte and blink 182 songs......everybody was just standin around watchin dem.......so i jumped right in front and started moshin like it was pantera domination.................after the show they talked to me and the guitarist said " u like ya music heavy" i said yeah den he said" cause we usually play linkin park and one limp bizkit song" i laughed........but yeah they were a touring jesus band sorta thing

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at our school we dont have any bands preforming

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haha, now thats what I call hardcore man, you should have hooked yourself up to that band for a tour!

i checked out there gear as well....lead guitarist had a peavey for his axe.......other dude had a ashton n squire..........i was peakin the whole time they were playin......i wanted to take over and play cemetary gates.........or killing in the name of........."fuck U i want do what ya tell me"

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Moshing on linkin park and limp bizkit?!

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no sandr, you need to be hip and inventive,

I think it's called the 'pogo' or something

Ahhhhh, Pogo is pure fun. Most, if you're are drunk. Although my heart is running like hell and i can't breath that much. But it's fun, if some small guys try to get you and you just need to move your shoulder and they fly away.
Or if preppy guys try to dance pogo and get angry when you hit them and afterwards try to revenge for that hit through the whole song.

wat a coincedence demanufacture the same band came to my skool today with the same gear, imagine that

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my graduation ceremony is tomorrow.

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mines in a week

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mine's in like 4 years or something

fucking nice weather over here in holland, good weather to drink beer outside!

atleast the weather keeps ya honest.............went to this disco thing last night......it is amazing how all u wanna hear is nigga beats when in a place like that.........they played this one ac/dc song and that was the only time everyone stoped dancing.........den ja rule and 50 cent are played again for the 21357 time and everyone is up and dancin.........and its good to see all the local "thugz" come out in full force and just sit in one spot the whole night talkin bout fighting and bitches

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I've been writing a lot of keyboard only (with some drums), atmospheric music. I love doing it. Once I get the mp3, I actually enjoy listening to the song a lot.

I'll have to include some on my demo. It's almost done............

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nice

were the fuck is weija?

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Shut the fuck up already. Mr____ is like Beetlejuice, you say his name three times and he's there, ready to fuck everyone's day up.

man just the other day i found out that one of the guys from exodus died in like 2000 man i hate always bieng the last one to know stuff

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Then pay more attention, Mr Fuckass.

good idea

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I have to have good ideas. Otherwise, what would they keep me around for?

Sex.

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I want some crack!

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Weilia is in my cellar for safekeeping. Want him back ?

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no
keep it, torture it

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Good lord Mrs. Wally, go easy on him.

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Darko, we keep slayme around for sex. How else could someone like him become a mod?

right here fucker

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oh good god!

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buckethead lick dickfat cunt

what are your thoughts on him?

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i heard he's a good shredder

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Hehe stratovarius rule!

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Stratovarius is gay haha


Fuck doctor, you brought weijia back!

Stratovarius rules. Even though they have stupid albums covers, repetitive choruses and very lame lyrics, they are still great.

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