I had a heck of a time getting in here still !! But while I can, this is a pretty accurate account of Wally's driving experience before he left . Hope you enjoy it. Comments ,as always, appreciated. And the reason for the "Shaft" thing is ...he likes it. I've heard him singing it before.

And I found an absolutely wonderful piece about my upside down tree-hanging when I went to 'my' forum and checked my pm's. I rolled. It was hysterical so I posted it there to share.

Anyways........

'Road Ragin' Kid'

He didn't have his license .
He only had his temps.
I was certainly scared to death
Looking forward to the events.

He took the corners a little close.
I was almost in his lap.
When I screamed, "You're too close !"
He said , "Ah man, shut your trap!"

(chorus)
He has road rage.
He's a bad motha (shut your mouth).
He's a road ragin' ,mad drivin',
Crazy man on four wheels.
He has road rage as he's drivin',
He'll tell you just how he feels.


He was late going to work one day,
But I still let him drive.
The demonic looks he gave
Made me think-
Will I survive?

We heard the blast of a big horn.
What he shouted was obscene.
The crossing arms came down.
Thank God he wouldn't go between.

He pounded on the steering wheel.
Called the guy ahead an ass.
"Nyah," he said, flipping off the train-
As it began to pass

I can't believe he got his license.
The instructor he deceived.
He must have slipped him something-
Cuz his licese was received.

But his happiness was short-lived.
And I saw his angry surgence-
As I told him that he couldn't drive
Cuz he's no longer on my insurance.

(chorus)
He has road rage.
He's a bad motha (shut your mouth).
He's a road ragin' ,mad drivin',
Crazy man on four wheels.
He has road rage as he's drivin',
He'll tell you just how he feels.

He has road rage.
He's a bad motha (shut your mouth).
He has road rage.
He's a bad motha (shut your mouth).

BJH

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Interesting, very interesting. It was good, but this line "He said , "Ah man, shut your trap!" " reminded me of that Simpsons episode when Homer decides to slap people with a glove. Haha. Okay, so back on topic, I liked it.

LOL, I like it, the chorus just needs a banjo line played under it and you're set



##He pounded on the steering wheel.
Called the guy ahead an ass.##

LOL how typically wally

soudns pretty cool, only thing i dont like is the chorus, but yeh otherwise nice

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Oh geez, Homer has infiltrated my speech again- Dough!!

It's a very satirical piece and Bob was learning 'Dueling Banjos' a while back so that's a hoot you said that. Of course, he was playing it during parts of some metal stuff he was playing. Switch off the distortion and we're in the banjo pickin' mode. It was pretty funny.

The chorus' is pretty cheesy. I sent him a copy of this with my last letters so I'll see if he says anything about it when he gets a chance to write.

Glad it was basically liked. I won't just put Wally stuff on here though. Although this is the forum I'll put the most on since you know him. He isn't my sole inspiration .

Thanks for the reviews.

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I sent this to Bob's little big brother and he sent it to a friend up in Canada who sent it to a bunch of people and they're thinking it's it's pretty good. It's neat hearing stuff like that. That's all.

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