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lol Shut the hick up, Paddy. Nobody rattled your cage. hick, hick
Happy Father's Day to all the dads and dads in training. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-06-16, 22:12
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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I'd actually download Skype just to talk to you, my girl 
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2012-06-16, 22:57
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I recently lost my Grandmother as well. It sounds like I wasn't as close to her as you were to yours.
I've never really understood how to get pussy haha. Best of luck to you, Chris.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2012-06-17, 13:18
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If you want someone haute and not brain dead, don't let them know anything about your online personalities because nobody will go out with you. (And that's a collective term not intended for anyone in particular.)
Joe', I'm sorry for your loss, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-06-17, 19:34
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lol Shut the hick up, Paddy.
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I've tried, God knows I've tried, but she just keeps fucking posting!
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You mean habitual masturbators?
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You're only interested in cannibalising me. I want you to want me for ME.
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If you want someone haute and not brain dead, don't let them know anything about your online personalities because nobody will go out with you. (And that's a collective term not intended for anyone in particular.)
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OH YEAH SURE. NO ONE IN PADDICULAR.
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Joe', I'm sorry for your loss, too.
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Me too, Ian. Although for the sake of retaining credibility as a non-racist I have to pretend to care about Chris' loss more. Although wops and spics are essentially the same thing, so I guess it's six in one, a half-dozen in the other.
In amongst the tastelessness of the above lurks genuine condolences If I had to pick one member of MT who deserved to go through this shit it certainly wouldn't be you or Chris. It'd be PST.
Ian, I heard your cover of that song by that guy. You know, the one with the delusions of grandeur. It was fantasticles. |
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2012-06-17, 20:39
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Don't you mean fantesticles?
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-06-17, 23:49
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Ian, I heard your cover of that song by that guy. You know, the one with the delusions of grandeur. It was fantasticles.
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Thank you! I must say that the original is better... but I had lots of fun making it. That guy who makes those songs is really good. We should rape that person
@Bobbi... that was horribly offensive language there! Sheesh... I thought you were an adult!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2012-06-18, 07:05
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To the best of my knowledge, actual adults fall victim to spontaneous self combustion when they try to enter this place. I'd like to think it's something rigged by the mods, but I fear it's something that jest grew from the soil, as it were.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2012-06-18, 14:43
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MY EARS ARE BURNING!
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i'm so bonery
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2012-06-18, 15:45
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2012-06-18, 16:14
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It's not so much a judgement on me as it is on humanity, that it took as long as it did for me to see what's what with that.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2012-06-18, 16:17
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God those headlines are hilarious. I especially like the Arrested Development reference on someone wanting to rape the girl from The View: "Her?".
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2012-06-18, 16:31
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I still remember the first time I got linked that site... I was laughing my ass off during the entire article, but it took me halfway through before I realized that the humor was intentional. Good shit.
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2012-06-19, 17:31
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Oh, why do I click on these things. 
Joe', I'm greatly sorry if I offended you. Blame my sons for that one.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-06-20, 15:56
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Because you have to click them. Don't hide reality! Open your eyes and gaze upon blasphemy, death, curiosities, pornography, fetishes, and cute baby chickens!
side note: my fetish involves all of these simultaneously.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2012-06-21, 07:55
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New season of metalocalypse is bangin'.
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2012-06-21, 08:39
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New season of metalocalypse is bangin'.
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