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RTT #177: Apaddycolypse Now (with 100% More CC1!)
aaaand thus begins the reign of Paddy themed RTT titles.
You may also use the word 'ginger' in your punning title. Everybody will know it's Paddy.
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I'm going to post this until someone gives me credit for how awesome I am that I went there.
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are we still allowed to say CUNT in here, or what??
I had a dream last night with Samantha and Chris (Hite) in it... I guess I subconsciously missed metaltabs?? lol.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Whammo!
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are we still allowed to say CUNT in here, or what??
I had a dream last night with Samantha and Chris (Hite) in it... I guess I subconsciously missed metaltabs?? lol.
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No. No we are not. This is wrong.
I had a dream about an old friend of mine digging a huge bunker under his house, for no specific reason. It was a pretty cool bunker though.
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Since we got on this topic I had a dream and I didn't like it, so I woke up. Turns out I just woke up into another dream.
INCEPSHUN!!!
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I had an Al Capone gangster type dream once that was black and white, but was interrupted by a color commercial for laundry detergent. Weird as heck. Not as scary as the wolf on the north side of my barn, walking on it's hind legs, and wearing a jacket. I had that one about a dozen times when I was a little kid and still remember it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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What's 5 inches long and won't get sucked on Valentines Day?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe!
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What's 5 inches long and won't get sucked on Valentines Day?
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L,B'XXX can you PLEASE FIX YOUR AVATAR?? 
Is anybody else bothered by it? It is broooken it needs fixiiiing! 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Um. Joe. There's nothing wrong with the avatar. You don't think you've been overdoing it a bit, do you?
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Joe', I still have a Navy mom plate holder around my license plate and I still have THAT guitar. Unless that's what's bothering you - that I have a vintage Gibson - AND YOU DON'T!!!! HAHAHAHAHHEEEEhhheeeeehhheeeeeloveitloveloveit!  on u
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Damnit, it must be google chrome. FUCK GOOGLE CHROME! There are all these subtle yet odd problems with it... your avatar shows up as a broken JPG on my screen.
soooorrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy 
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aaaand thus begins the reign of Paddy themed RTT titles.
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I like this. I like this a great deal. If you're all sitting there thinking "Paddy won't like this" you'd be wrong.
Question: if you absolutely had to, would you rather perform fellatio on Brad Pitt or perform anilingus on Oprah Winfrey?
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Oprah.
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Damnit, it must be google chrome. FUCK GOOGLE CHROME! There are all these subtle yet odd problems with it... your avatar shows up as a broken JPG on my screen.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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WINfrey would be the choice
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I forgot to mention, Oprah has just finished a heavy workout whilst wearing rubber underwear in 200 degree heat and has been afflicted with severe piles and diarrhoea. It looks like she's permanently giving birth to a batch of undercooked chocolate chip muffins. The anilingus will be performed in a brightly lit room (fluorescent strip bulbs) with walls of dirty white enamel and with Oprah laying on a metal mortuary table. She will be on her back, with her legs on stirrups to allow easy access, and her ass cheeks will be stretched apart with Hellraiser-like fish-hooks on the ends of chains. As you eat her asshole a young black boy with a missing leg will be continually insulting you and tossing lumps of his own shit at your head. Meanwhile, another young black boy with missing arms will be jumping up and down on Oprah's stomach.
Brad, on the other hand, is freshly showered, shaven, and his penis has been flavoured and scented with a rich honey, lavender and lemon blend. His semen has also been genetically altered so that it tastes and smells like the blue syrup you get in Slush Puppies. You'll be sucking his cock whilst you both relax in a jacuzzi in a candle-lit room whilst nude big-titted women 69 next to you, occasionally flicking their wet fingers at your face. Meanwhile a businessman stands with his back to you (for the sake of your privacy) and continually tosses $50 bills over his shoulder for you to collect on your way out. Sombre rainforest music plays quietly in the background through a vintage Marshall stack.
So, what's it gonna be?
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I'd go with the second choice, no homo.
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Pitt option is the only sane one, and owns aside from the dick.
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But they can't have it both ways - a thriving tourist economy can’t coexist with a new law that will muzzle artists, writers, musicians and regular citizens who live in - or visit - the city.
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Now that's just tasteless.
You'd think conservatives - by the very definition of their name - would encourage homosexuality given the mass overpopulation and depletion of natural resources and everything else that follows. They should not only drop all of this "no gay, Jose!" * nonsense but should actually pay heterosexual couples to sodomise each other rather than fuck in the front-bum.
* I'm so fucking proud of this phrase that I may become an outspoken anti-gay activist just so that I can use it. I can carve myself a niche hate-group by using it to target both gays and Latino immigrants. Maybe have something about Mexican lesbians eating all of our " beans" on the placards.
P.S. With regard to the question I posed earlier in the thread, I would have chosen Oprah, because I'm not a fucking faggot like the rest of you apparently are. You'd actually suck a man's cock rather than eat a woman's ass? Fuck me you faggots are disgusting. FAGGOTS FAGGOTS! EUUHHHGGG GET OFF MY FORUM YA LOW WHITE CELL COUNT HAVIN' MUTHAFUCKAS! |
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It might confuse equinists though, Paddy.They might think there was a ban on timothy or alfalfa. (Which lends itself to more joke material.)
no hay, ho-say? - see what I mean?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I had a horrible java crash a few years ago and things just haven't been the same... even after rehab.
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He's black, come on. His cock weighs more than anything you've pretended to bench press, bro.
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Is that a dangling penisiple?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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He's black, come on. His cock weighs more than anything you've pretended to bench press, bro.
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I bet there's a lot of minute men at metaltabs from some of the sausage fests here.
did I really say that? - I blame Larry!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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We didn't used to be so obscure
Actually we're like the 3rd link down if you google "metal tablature".
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Yeah, couldn't post tabs without the band's permission. Pretty much killed the community.
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What he said. ......There's tabs here?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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What the fuck is up with the resurgence of cassette taps?
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God dammit.
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Caaaalm down man most hardcore bands are releasing their stuff on tape and that has been going on for years.
Also listeneing to old school metal records on tape is fuckin kvlt, like Slayers Show No Mercy
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Forget the fuckin' cassettes, why the fuck do people still use vinyl?? If you grew up listening to it and your fondest memories of a certain song are from that period I can understand preferring that to CD versions because it'll pique your nostalgia in a stronger way, but people younger than me are buying this shit. Fuckin' assholes. Buying vinyl doesn't make you cool and eclectic, it makes you a wretched fucking piece of anal shit-turds. FUCK EVERYONE.
Theory: do you think that our tendency to "scratch 'n' sniff" isn't just a gross thing we do but actually served an evolutionary purpose at some point in our history? For instance, if you scratch your ass, balls or pussy and then smell your fingers could that tell you something about your general state of health, like your finger is some sort of medical dipstick? If it smelled a certain way maybe it prompted our ape-ancestors to go rub banana skins on their cocks or something similar in order to counteract an infection or something or other...
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No, Vinyl I can understand. It doesn't sound as clean as CDs, but it does have a very cool warm, slightly-raw sound that I think works great for certain genres, especially jazz. Black Metal sound great, too, though I think most extreme metal gets a bit muddled. There is also the benefit of having the extra-large artwork.
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Not to mention I've heard the shelf life of a cd is about 30 years. I've got records over 3 times that old that still play.
Paddy, do that banana thing. I heard it cures gynasyphillidia. Maybe rub some on your head, too.
Oh yeah. I probably have over 100 cassettes, too. Some are from high school choir and before.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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No, Vinyl I can understand. It doesn't sound as clean as CDs, but it does have a very cool warm, slightly-raw sound that I think works great for certain genres, especially jazz. Black Metal sound great, too, though I think most extreme metal gets a bit muddled. There is also the benefit of having the extra-large artwork.
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1. Drape a towel over your speakers.
2. Buy a fuckin' poster.
Digital technology can recreate that shit if you like it, ya Luddite, philistine muthafucka. Digital technology also has the added bonus of not requiring a giant antique box from the past, ordered from YeOldAmazon.comme, delivered by the ghost of Bobbi's 13-year-old self, ya fuckin' rat fuck.
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You'll be a dead bitch before either expires. The reason vinyl lasts longer is because it's made out of a fucking invincible plastic-like material called vinyl. You may as well argue that cave walls are better suited for artwork than canvas. Cave paintings are even older than you and they're somehow even less worn than you. Should we all abandon the practice of painting on canvas and use slabs of rock in an underground hole instead? SHOULD WE? GO BACK TO PROTESTANTANIA!
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Paddy, take your meds. oh em gee
Besides, if you have a scratched up cd you don't want can you melt it over a bowl in a slow oven to make it into another bowl for chips and stuff? Huh? Huh? Can ya?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Could you be dears and check out my post in the Bands forum of Downcore? I'd appreciate it. There's several other bands I may post there, but I won't hog it up.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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As for vinyl, same thing there. There's a nice quality to the sound, but mostly I just happen to have been able to acquire lots of good stuff on vinyl. And, I've managed to hang onto my vinyl player.
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I'm disappointed in all of you except Paddy. Fuckin' hipsters.
I have Master of Puppets on tape, because my car is ghetto and only has a tape player. If I was a better person I would have put a CD player in my car, the tape player is such a pain in the ass. Especially while driving.
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Steve has tons of tapes and I don't really think he's a hipster. Try telling him that, lol. Not really sure why hipsters like tapes, I thought they liked oversized music like vinyl? As for tapes vs. CD's makes absolutely no fuckin difference to me at all, I didn't think anyone actually used any of them any more. I thought it was just to take up the empty space on your bookshelf. Like bookends.
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Pretty sure you could get more info on Malta besides a CC DVD.
And Steve is totally a hipster.
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Its the hipster paradox.
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Nobody called anyone a hipster back in the days of tapes and lp's. Freaks, hippies, yippies, and The Man was the terminology.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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I just made a twitter, mostly for following purposes. But maybe for tweeting pictures of oatmeal cookies, beer and gumbo. I just want to know who some amusing people are to follow. I read on Cracked that Martha Stewart's twitter was batshit crazy but it looks like she finally got a PR rep. Do any of you have twitters?
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Kenny Hotz of Kenny Vs Spenny is hilarious. Ray Charles has one, and a couple times a week he just posts "Aaehoau heal, ehoaub, hou!" shit. I'm serious.
I "have one", but I've never used it once and only got it to secure the band name if my life ever comes to twittering: @deadheadroses.
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Started following you. @tilhelvete
I've actually acquired a nice sized list! Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Game of Thrones, Henry Rollins, Clive Barker, Stephen Colbert and I stole Texts From Bennett from your followers. Where does he get the time to send all these texts to his cousin in between gittin dat pussy and cuddlin with hustla da rabbit?
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Cool, now I'm following you. I have a tweeter friend! Facebook me too. I only have Gomers, Ian, and Waylon on FB. Texts From Bennett is so great, and I so hope its real.
If I remember correctly you said you're a big fan of Dead Can Dance, right? They just announced European tour dates and are scheduling a US one. I. Am. Stoked.
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The tentacles of the MT family, spreading across the internet. Somehow, this puts ACTA and the data storage directive in a different and not necessarily unfavorable light.
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Cool, now I'm following you. I have a tweeter friend! Facebook me too. I only have Gomers, Ian, and Waylon on FB. Texts From Bennett is so great, and I so hope its real.
If I remember correctly you said you're a big fan of Dead Can Dance, right? They just announced European tour dates and are scheduling a US one. I. Am. Stoked.
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Yeah I'm a huge fan of Dead Can Dance, been watching the tour dates very closely. They've had this tour announced forfuckingever, it's about time. Really excited to see Brendan Perry and Lisa Gerrard on the stage together. They're DCD-era albums are so much stronger than their solo albums. Not that Lisa Gerrard isn't amazing on her own but the DCD stuff really takes the cake. |
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I'm so exhausted. I just researched for half a day to write about Steve Vai. I've got a new appreciation for the dude, seriously. My gran finale was listening to "For the Love of God" which he said is his favorite piece. I still think "Whispering A Prayer" is my favorite though. But I learned a few things about my Gibby in the process so that was pretty sweet. I've only had the darn thing since before all y'all were born. lol
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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I shall be roundhouse-kicking a large flaming cake into the mouths of starving brownies at 6pm on my YouTube channel, as I do every year, but this time it's a little bit different; the cake will be encased in titanium alloy and will have 14" nails protruding from its surface which I must simultaneously smash and ensure aren't sent into the mouths of the hungries. I'll also be shot in the stomach with a pistol.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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I will never forget a dream I had in middle school where girls had balls dangling right below their vaginas. Ha! Quite the image. And why were all the girls naked at my school? I think they had shirts on but no pants... maybe not so many were naked? Ahhh I forget because the concept is enough to remember.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I dreammed that my brother came inta my bed and told me to hide the magic wand before it dissolvved and the magic would be all gone for-ever.I think the dream was about my nintendo wee nanchuck,my brother borrowed it and never gave it back and it got broke now I gotta play my mega drive ha ha
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2012-03-13, 19:28
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I think it's a new taste sensation.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2012-03-13, 22:47
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ha ha chris -you dont think i have them shits covered??? ha ha
i got it from ebay in the United Kingdem,it was only 10 bucks!! plus the 140 bucks shippings!!! all i needed was to change the plug,bargin!!
unfortunly the only game i got with it is Mister Plibs Visits Buckinham Place,theres not even a boss fight so i have to use ebay to get UK games,i got Super Shoots II and Cracka Hunt last month,gonna get more soon,already have one picked out -Football Manager 1995,its UK football but i guess its all the same stuff.
i miss my Gamelad tho,also from UK......my brother traded it instead of using cash durin a homosexal liason.
he got sent to Gay Camp for that,he has a girlfriend now but i still think he aint cured -i saw him and 2 other colored fellas wrestlin in there shorts which aint unusual but it was under a bridge at 2am during winter at a time when my brother was always comin home real late with bruises on his thighs and lips..... his girlfrend says he crys after lovemaking and gets sick and says he wishes she was called Karl and had a tattoo in the shape of a skull it so disgusting that they do lovemaking and they aint even married....
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2012-03-14, 00:33
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2012-03-14, 00:39
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I wanna tell him "Space after punctuation," but I know it'z a joke so WHO CURRS!!?
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2012-03-14, 14:50
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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2012-03-14, 17:44
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It woudnt go to waste if i wasnt being harrassed by the colords to keep my story straight!!!!
I have a personal relashonchip with Cheeses,they always grow on my purpel bulb! ha ha
I was invited to the last supper,i brought ham and bacon but the King of the Jews woudnt let me in!I told him he could just lift the bits he doesnt want off the pizza but he is one of them wusses who wont eat something that was touched by something he dont like.I had a great time sitting outside the house any way,i shared my pork pizza with a donkey and 2 of the 3 wise men.The other wise man was at home taking a big shit.He says "i dont like shitting in other peoples homes,my anus doesnt permit it,it closes like the holes in a virgin sexaphobic."
I often wonder -was Jesus circumsized?He was born a banking Jew so he probaly was,and if he was i think they may have put thorns into it and stretched it over his head like a shower cap and that was how they made the Crown of Thorns
I wonder if the criminil crucifed next to Jesus was have been a fag would Jesus have said "you'll be with me in paradise"????????He most likely says "you will be with me in...wait,why were you crucified??" and he say "i eated the beef ring" and Jesus would be like "son,you be trippin,dont you know about pussies?????" and the criminil would be all "i eated one and it tasted like mildew so i asked my mom what i could do and she said 'try mine' so i did and it tasted like burnt towels so i gave up and eated man-clits instead".
Turns out im retarded and shoplifted gummy bears so now im to be executed for my crimes because im a dumb hick with a thick accent in a stupid backwards part of a stupid backwards country.Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.
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2012-03-14, 17:49
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New favorite post.
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Anyone got any Bitcoins they want to trade for cash (via paypal)? This dude I want to buy a vinyl from only excepts them and getting bitcoins and besides it being like going on a fucking journey, its gunna take 1-2 days and he's got other buyers.
I'd throw you a couple extra bucks in gratitude!
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2012-03-14, 21:27
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I used to actually have 3 bitcoins, which at the time was about 20$. They were such a pain in the ass to get. I tried converting it back to real money and I lost the coins somehow, so now I just don't bother with that shit.
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Ha, yeah, I'm sure. Fuck that shit.
I don't know why he only wants bitcoins, but I'm assuming its for something shady as they're so fucking hard to get.
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It woudnt go to waste if i wasnt being harrassed by the colords to keep my story straight!!!!
I have a personal relashonchip with Cheeses,they always grow on my purpel bulb! ha ha
I was invited to the last supper,i brought ham and bacon but the King of the Jews woudnt let me in!I told him he could just lift the bits he doesnt want off the pizza but he is one of them wusses who wont eat something that was touched by something he dont like.I had a great time sitting outside the house any way,i shared my pork pizza with a donkey and 2 of the 3 wise men.The other wise man was at home taking a big shit.He says "i dont like shitting in other peoples homes,my anus doesnt permit it,it closes like the holes in a virgin sexaphobic."
I often wonder -was Jesus circumsized?He was born a banking Jew so he probaly was,and if he was i think they may have put thorns into it and stretched it over his head like a shower cap and that was how they made the Crown of Thorns
I wonder if the criminil crucifed next to Jesus was have been a fag would Jesus have said "you'll be with me in paradise"????????He most likely says "you will be with me in...wait,why were you crucified??" and he say "i eated the beef ring" and Jesus would be like "son,you be trippin,dont you know about pussies?????" and the criminil would be all "i eated one and it tasted like mildew so i asked my mom what i could do and she said 'try mine' so i did and it tasted like burnt towels so i gave up and eated man-clits instead".
Turns out im retarded and shoplifted gummy bears so now im to be executed for my crimes because im a dumb hick with a thick accent in a stupid backwards part of a stupid backwards country.Goodbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.
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I was sooooo about to think this guy was real. Would've been too awesome though
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2012-03-15, 16:55
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I was sooooo about to think this guy was real. Would've been too awesome though
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Same here haha. The last couple posts totally gave it away as far as I can tell. Who is it??
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2012-03-15, 18:49
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There's some things that are just hard to fathom that anyone would think them let alone post them. Takes all kinds, I suppose.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Me neither, to be honest :/
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Me neither, to be honest :/
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That's what I thought too.. until Paddy typed out a huge list of questions for "mind" to answer and Paddy? mind? resisted the urge to answer his own questions. Had me thinking why would Paddy ask a whole bunch of questions for his alter ego to answer and not answer them? Was pretty impressed by his self-control, if it is him.
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Some internet detectives in here!
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Internet conspiracy theorists, more like! What ever happened to innocent until caught doing shit?
The mods know who MIND really is, so I'll give you a clue: who has periods of several weeks/months without posting, then coincidentally starts posting around about the time these troll accounts appear? Who belongs to a race which is well-known for its genetic propensity for criminal/unsavoury activity? Who is the most likely to have a grudge against racist white red necks from the south of the United States to such a point that he'd make a caricature of one for trolling purposes? Who has a name beginning with C, ending in S and has hris Rezende in the middle of it?
That's right, you guessed it. It's that space-reptilian rat fuck PST whom I sometimes call Chris Rezendes for fun because I like calling white people by black men's names. Dylan "Jamal Delicious Malamba" Dylderton can vouch for me on that.
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