I think we should ban him until he tells us he has the video ready.

__________________

Noooooooooooooooooooo don't you even dare to ban the board emos!!!

__________________

They are the life of the party.

Req: if you just own up to it and say that you lied and that you can't do it, we'll all just shrug and forget about it and we can all move on. Its okay son, really, as long as you learn the important lesson that you don't have to lie to hangout with the cool big kids.

__________________

In my current position I can't do 315.I've injured my wrists since then. I can do 275lbs but that's not really impressive.

Nah, you should go ahead and do 275lbs! Why not? That's about 274lbs more than I could do.

__________________

its just going to keep getting lower and lower until he finally posts a video of him benching 40 lbs

__________________

Nah, I did 225 x 5 and 275 x 1 last sunday. I'll post a video of 275 this sunday if I remember. I'm slowly moving away from my attempt at powerlifting and moving into adding as much mass as possible.

BTW, my sig is fucking awesome.

Oh, how convenient. You're such a worm. I will eat $5 if you actually post anything.

__________________

What I can't help to be amused by is how he keeps coming back for more. I mean, on some level I can understand the trolls that throw large forums into huge shit storms, but this is just moving into amusingly sad territory.

__________________

As if

__________________

Hahaha ya fuckin' taig.

I propose having Paddy condemned to watch all of the Twilight movies Clockwork orange style, for defiling the green screen with his despicable style choice.

__________________

I'm so tickled to have had a story I wrote in the most recent monthly newsletter for church. The minister likes my writing, too. Cool.

__________________

Why not green

__________________

See, now you made Gommers cry. Fuck you.

Fuuuuuuuck you.

__________________

Same here. Dyldo and I combined will consume $10 if a video is posted within the next week.

NOTE: who changed Req's sig?? That made me laugh.

__________________

$20 if he posts a video of him "fucking" his "wife".

__________________

Raise to 200€(!)

This guy is a fuckin genius!

__________________

@ Dyldo: LOL.

@ Gomli: LOL

@ JoeYngVai: ur name is gay as fuck.

__________________

hahaha

__________________

__________________

why the fuck did I not discover Rush years ago

"discover" as in, give them a serious listen

Rush and Ted Nugent was my very first concert at the Allen Theater in Cleveland. I wish I'd known who either of them were when I went so I could have appreciated it more. The only things I remember about the concert, which was about 1975-ish or so, was the owl backdrop for Rush, the guy sitting next to me continually asking me if I wanted to "hit this," and my jean jacket smelling like weed for the next couple days. I was no naive back then. Worse than now! If I'd worn that jacket in a school now smelling like that they'd have probably tossed me out on my ear. Oh, it was a blind date/freebie concert with another couple I knew, too.

__________________

That motherfucker

__________________

Rush fucking rules. 2112 absolutely blew my mind the first hundred spins or so. Geddy Lee is a polarizing character when it comes to vocals, but his skills on da bass should not be questioned. What more can you say about Peart or Lifeson?

Great band with an unfortunate stigma, much like Genesis...and all prog for that matter.

__________________

Yeah, that should have read SO naive, not no. I love prog rock. Old Genesis with Gabriel was awesome and the live stuff on you tube makes me wish I'd seen them back in those days. Lyrically as well as musically, those are some of my favorite bits of music. I've gotta an old boyfriend to thank for turning me on to them so you guys pay attention. You may be influencing your female friends by the music you listen to for a very long time. But I'm glad I rescued his unwanted albums from becoming frisbees, too. He can't have them back now. Statute of limitations, ya know?

Caress of Steel was the latest album Rush had come out with when I went to that concert and used to have the lp around here somewhere. I can't seem to find it, but I doubt I got rid of it.

Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving to all of you.

__________________

Rush were amazing. They might still be for all I know, I just don't get into any of their stuff past Signals. Not to say it's bad, I just don't get into it.

Fly By Night and Permanent Waves are two of my favorite albums of all time.

__________________

oh.......my....FUCKING GOD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Roadburn is sold out

my only chance to see Bongripper live is gooooooone

__________________

I never got into Rush.

Gomli, you don't have anything like a local ebay to find tickets on?

__________________

The tiKkets were sold out in like 7 min so teh chance that any of thos lucky bitchfoxy strumpets would sell their tickets by the end of April is quite low I guess buuuuuuuuuut im drunk enough to haev some hope lefT!

__________________

People's plans always change and someone will sell them. The lucky part is having those contacts.

__________________

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muq5...player_embedded

dude what the my brain is full of noise wtfbbq oh god so strange i don't even know what to say omg wtf srsly

__________________

Do you guys ever have trouble masturbating or fantasising over images of a hot woman because you can't picture any scenario in which sex with said woman would ever be possible because in real life she wouldn't give you the time of day let alone a blowjob and trying to imagine scenarios with her which stretch credulity/reality [such as her actually wanting to fuck you] don't "do it" for you so you either have to just give up or find pics of someone with missing limbs and brain damage instead? Because I sure don't.

No, because they would and I'm entitled to any women I want.

Nice Hugozhor quote, by the way. I miss you.

__________________

No, I only get turned off if I know she has a boyfriend that is clearly weaker and dumber than me, then it makes me mad

__________________

nope

don't care or put that much thought into it

No, but I'm remarkably more turned on by porn involving women who LOOK like women I fooled around with in the past or had an opportunity to. It just feels more real to me. On a slightly related note, whenever a cold streak becomes long and pronounced, I'm often pathetically reduced to fantasizing about women I've already had sex with while masturbating. Anyone ever had that happen?

__________________

So, you guys going for something like emotionally aware with this, or what?

__________________

How have you all been? I've been out at sea for the last month or so, good to finally be back on land for a while.

Sup mang. How's protecting Amaricka going? Slippin' some Japanese poonswang?

__________________

*snickering at the timing of xgraf's return in relation to the topic of conversation due to his being out to sea on a tin can with mostly guys*

__________________

Now I recognize my MT.

__________________

Yeah, it was starting to go all Twilight Zone.

__________________

Nah, that would just have been awesome. It was going Twilight period for a spell there. Ooooooh yea, I went there.

__________________

http://www.mindmelt.com/macabre/macgacyphotos.htm

HA

__________________

what a cold looking motherfucker

__________________

As everyone always says: I'd have never guessed this dude to be a seasoned killer.

first time seeing a photo of Gacy.. thanks!

I think its pretty easy to tell there is something wrong with him. maybe not a killer though, but obviously off

__________________

Nah, he was one of the better social chamelions. He would host neighborhood BBQs, organized parades, and was over all a big part of the local community. Here's him meeting the First Lady Carder: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:J...alynncarter.jpg. God that must have been weird for her a few years later (and apparently he's got an "S" on his pen, meaning he had Secret Service clearance). Man, I love that picture.

__________________

plenty of people look or act pretty fucked up.. I'd never be able to tell which one enjoys killing people by looking at them.



pretty amazing stuff!

This is what happens when you play with your food:

Not safe for work
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e8_1323697392

Tip: if you're going to torment an enemy POW by sending him into a ditch to sort through a meaty jigsaw puzzle of dead bodies (who were formerly his friends/comrades) make sure said ditch is free from AK47s before you do so

Those moans of agony at the end are really disturbing.

__________________

I'm studying medicine for like 96hours straight with just a little of sleep in between. Let's just hope I don't kill myself in the next ferw hours. Luckily soon it's BabyJebuus barfday and relating to that 3 weeks off.

__________________

the past few weeks I have been getting 20 hours or sleep/week because work so you will be ok. The human body doesn't really need 8 hours a day, its just another stupid western comfort standard that we have gotten used to. I will enjoy sleeping this week though.

__________________

Aside from the cameraman (unless he was actually in on being a huge dick), this was one of those small pieces of karmic justice..

fixed

__________________

needs some clarification/specification, but that's all essentially correct, yes

Rush - Cygnus X-1 Book II: The Hemispheres (Full Song in HD)

are there any other Rush albums with similar stuff to this?

The trailer for The Hobbit just came out yesterday. I am looking forward to the film.

__________________

I never read the book because I'm an illiterate jackass, but I always heard really good things about it.. Might be something I definitely see.

As a fan of the book I'm much more hopeful about this one, compared to LotR. I think it's simply a scope better suited for the film format.

__________________

I hope you all die of various forms of cancer, at 11:59pm on Christmas Eve, in the presence of your loved ones who didn't even know you were sick.

You do realise that the LotR books are just a rip off of A Brief History of Ireland by Seamus Hawking, right?

I remember when I was a kid (groan), walking through the halls in high school and hearing my friends yell "Gollum!" from one end of the hall to the other. They should make a movie of "Bored of the Rings" instead. Goodgulf might be a little lost to some, but I think Dildo and Frito would be understood. Someone stole my book.

__________________

I agree, I read the book about 5 or 6 times over the years, where I haven't even read the LOTR 'trilogy' twice. Don't ask me about the kind of time I used to have on my hands to do this.

__________________

Fuck that, they screwed over Del Toro.

How could someone screw over Del Taco?

My porn name is Dyldo Shaggins.

__________________

Fuck you guys Elijah Woods is baddass.

__________________

lolol im the funn0r

__________________

Jesse Ventura VS. Alex Jones... who would win?

__________________

It's weird having to wake up a little bit before the next day officially begins.

__________________

Move to where you're right on the edge of a time zone then you can get an extra hour's sleep. Don't thank me for the brilliant idea. I'm a genius. I know.

__________________

This is pretty awesome: http://mapofmetal.com/#/home

I just wish you could zoom out and see the entire map.

__________________

Yeah, I was trying to do that without reading what you said first

__________________

This makes history fuuuun.

__________________

Totally! Found some cool bands from it.

__________________

Wow, that's my kind of christmas gift, thanks a bunch!

And even if you can't zoom out, the mini map in the top right corner is a help.

__________________

If only "control & scroll" would make the text bigger and then I could take advantage of all the learning material that I am sure the creator put a lot of hard work to put on there.

EDIT: So have any of you guys even heard of John Stossel?

Judge Nap?

Jesse Ventura you're jerks if you haven't heard of the former governor of Minnesota/ex-Pro-fake-wrestler/(drafted) Ex-frogman and I guess not a Navy SEAL though he doesn't usually complain when called one/conspiracy theorist!

Alex Jones?

If these guys all built battle-bots, and their battle-bots fought, my questions are:
1) What would their battle-bots look like and do, and whose would win?
2) What color shirt are you wearing right now?

__________________

What happened to taking advantage of learning material from 6th grade onwards?

__________________

If your definition of "6th grade" is equivalent to my definition of "Associate's," then I mainly use books. Slavetube does the rest of my learning for me. It's my new "FoxNews," when FoxBusiness just doesn't have enough fucking hours to piss me off with.

__________________

I'm just amazed at the fibrous usage with burlap, vinyl, and denim. That was pretty darn inventive.

__________________

Tripple-X, I place it upon you to make that... the... the garment on that site to happen in reality. Do not fail. We depend on you.

__________________

I`ve got my essay results for my german class sent over to me. I got an A+ (best essay of all 130) and the profs want to make it part of the tests for the future generation.

Life goal #13 achieved!

__________________

well I had a 3.5 GPA before I my capstone fuckup.

psh

__________________

Amadeus, the wheels are turning already.

Gomli, that's WONDERFUL!

Dyspepsia, put on your big girl pants and keep going.

I think I forgot to tell everyone merry Christmas. Sorry about that. Brain on autopilot lately. Grandson here for another week.

__________________

The dude from Woods of Ypres or whatever they were called died. I never listened to them but I know some of you do.

__________________

The progressive metal one was great, but I'm disappointed in the speed metal one so far. I mean, props for the Deep Purple recognition, but why no mention of any Sabbath songs? Paranoid, Children of the Grave, and Symptom of the Universe are pretty clear examples of proto-speed metal.

An even bigger gaffe is the failure to note any pre-79 Priest... Tyrant ('76), Call for the Priest ('77), Exciter ('78), White Heat, Red Hot ('78), and Stained Class ('78) are key, indisputable, early, speed metal songs.

Here's a short list of other songs that display elements of early speed metal... these songs aren't as important as the others, so I don't blame those guys for leaving them off the list, but I feel nonetheless that songs like this should be recognized-
Led Zeppelin - Living Loving Maid ('69)
Deep Purple - Burn ('73)
Budgie -Breadfan ('73)
Budgie - Crash Course in Brain Surgery ('74)
Budgie - Napoleon Bona Part 2 ('75)
Ted Nugent - Free-for-All ('76)
Ted Nugent - Dog Eat Dog ('76)
Heart - Barracuda ('77)
Rainbow - Kill the King ('78)
Van Halen -Atomic Punk ('78)
Angel Witch - Angel Witch ('80)
Angel Witch - Atlantis ('80)

If anyone can think of anything else that deserves recognition, please let me know. I'm always looking to fill the gaps in my knowledge vis a vis metal history.

__________________

Might be worth it to throw an e-mail at the creators of the site. Who knows, maybe they won't just throw a bucket of vomit at you for your trouble.

__________________

<3 for mentioning Budgie. I haven't listened to them in years. They used to be played on WMDI which was a prog rock fm radio station in Pa. I listened to regularly because they also had Dr. Demento on back in the 70s.

Sounds like a winner to contact them and maybe plug metaltabs while you're at it.

__________________

speaking of prog - I really want to like Dream Theater, but it really comes of as insanely whiny music. Some of their stuff is really great, but most of it pisses me off.

I agree with you on this one.

__________________

New Psycropitc track is sick: http://soundcloud.com/nuclearblastr...carriers-of-the [FIXED]

Oh god the legato, legato everywhere...

__________________

What in the name of pleated boxer shorts is this shit? You misled me, and after everything I wanted to do for you but didn't get around to because I'm a thoughtless cunt

Question: why is the site called Car Fax and the fox character has "Car Fox" printed on his t-shirt? How shit is that? Shit, that's how.

Hahaha, whoops, I'm looking at cars as my current one has a fucked transmission. Here's the track: http://soundcloud.com/nuclearblastr...carriers-of-the

__________________

I fuckin' told you a dozen times already; you can't power a vehicle with retard urine!

No, no, I took your advice and switched to aspie semen but that really wasn't much better.

The Robot Band Tune just came on from Machinarium JUST NOW WHILE TYPING THIS. Thank you, thank you, thank you for showing me that game and the promise that indie game designers hold. Unfortunately Tomas Dvorak's (the dude who scored it) new album isn't that great. A few stellar tracks mixed in with some women's annoying over-dramatic singing (which I think is Ulver's problem on the newest release [see: Providence]).

__________________

Making grandson a robe and he's helping me, but now I'm looking for Invader Zim pictures because he wants him on his robe. Thanks dad for introducing him to IZ. grrr..... (pun intended)

The things we grandmas do.

__________________

Haa in February, Psycroptic and Origin will visit Hamburg only 4 days after Cannibal Corpse, Behemoth and Misery Index will play there. Also it's my birthday in said month and EVENTUALY I'm going to the Skrillex gig on the 19th Feb.

__________________

Can't have a poll without a thread. I guess my chit chat is more pointless than:
strange cool fucked up stories, or
cream of wikipedea, or
Paddy's "really, reallly?" poll thread, or
A thread devoted to KJI after he dies, or
A thread devote to any famous person after they die, or
A birthday thread to anyone on this forum, not RTT material I guess, or
A movie/videogame/marijuana/other media thread,
or how about a thread asking a simple question on public domain recording, which is great for discussion...

But I guess what I'm getting at is, my discussions are considered trolling, but as long as I "Do what the mods want me to do," than it is not trolling. I have the right to say what I want, so long as someone else wants me to say it.

I understand this is a privately funded and owned forum, and the owners have the right to monitor the behavior and actions happening on their forum, because they own it, but it wouldn't be a forum of discussion if the discussion were moderated, but it would be a script under the illusion of improvisation.

The moderation is justified to cut spam, trolling, advertising, and hateful spewing, but as a registered member here at MT.com/forum, what ARE WE... what AM I allowed to post in this 'Chit Chat,' section? Chit chat implies talking about anything, for subjects not entirely based on metal like the rest of the forum, but what are the true boundaries? I'm willing to play by the rules, just tell me what they are.

Can I post threads about marijuana in the CC section if they have a specific direction on the subject of marijuana (Does marijuana cure, fight, or aid cancer?) rather than or should it be broad, (Official marijuana thread! Just say or ask anything you want that has anything to do with marijuana, and only do it in this one thread or maybe the RTT).

Remember: The two enemies of the people are (1) criminals, and (2) government, so let us tie down the second with the bearings of the Constitution, so that the 2nd will not become the legalized version of the 1st.

-Ted Danson

And so what if I like to sodomize little boys while screaming out the lords name?

__________________

I'm still sort of undecided on whether Dys is indeed one of the more dedicated trolls, or if he really isn't getting it.

__________________

OCCUPY METALTABS! YEAH!

__________________

This bears a striking resemblance to the Swedish version of the -68-revolution, which largely consisted of a bunch of students occupying their own clubhouse. Our current minister of foreign affairs went on record at the time, saying it seemed rather silly, to him.

__________________