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Old 2011-10-19, 15:10
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RTT #176: Last of the P'STicans

No, it's not just an awesomely funny and clever RTT title, it's also an announcement - no more PST-themed RTT titles after this one. NO MORE.

In other news, I've recently added hermaphrodite porn to the list of things I've successfully masturbated to.
 
Old 2011-10-19, 15:26
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cun(ps)t not worth a title?
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Old 2011-10-19, 16:10
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In other news, I've recently added hermaphrodite porn to the list of things I've successfully masturbated to.


In some respects I really feel I'm lagging way - way - behind in life.
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Old 2011-10-19, 16:15
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No, it's not just an awesomely funny and clever RTT title, it's also an announcement - no more PST-themed RTT titles after this one. NO MORE.

In other news, I've recently added hermaphrodite porn to the list of things I've successfully masturbated to.

NOW ITS MY TURN!

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Old 2011-10-19, 17:26
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In other news, I've recently added hermaphrodite porn to the list of things I've successfully masturbated to.


I would say that I beat you to it, but I later found out the video was fake

In other repetitious news: I'm a fucking tea whore and I have 9 Miller High Life cans left over. I have become obsessed with watching Top Gear at night. It is my pathetic escape from work and life haha.
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Old 2011-10-19, 19:06
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You do seem to really like tea. Tea can suck it.
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Old 2011-10-19, 20:17
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I have become obsessed with watching Top Gear at night. It is my pathetic escape from work and life haha.


That's awesome dude! It absoluetly non-pathetic if you ask me. The night is like the time of the....day that makes you come together with your soul somehow, so that you. It is the highest feeling when you sit alone at night at home get drunk listen to sludge and slowly pass out. Gaaaaaaaawd I'm so doing this now
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Old 2011-10-19, 22:59
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Yes I forgot to mention that I always have a drink with Top Gear! This is necessary. It is my time to relax. Gomli is right... THIS IS MY TIME
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Old 2011-10-19, 23:11
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I have too much time to sit in front of this fucking computer, I don't want to relax, I want to get out of college, work and go places
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Old 2011-10-20, 06:44
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You do seem to really like tea. Tea can suck it.




Hell no. Earl Grey for life.
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Old 2011-10-20, 07:07
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That's awesome dude! It absoluetly non-pathetic if you ask me. The night is like the time of the....day that makes you come together with your soul somehow, so that you. It is the highest feeling when you sit alone at night at home get drunk listen to sludge and slowly pass out. Gaaaaaaaawd I'm so doing this now




Do some mdma and play StN Worshipping Doom and let the windows media player visualizations fill your screen mind and soul Goms.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
Old 2011-10-20, 07:18
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wow I didn't even finished my sentence up there. ooooh alcohol
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Old 2011-10-20, 12:52
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The most relaxing thing I can imagine right now is being on oxycodone and playing the new Elder Scrolls game

PLEASE, JESUS, LET THIS HAPPEN
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-10-20, 14:11
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Hell no. Earl Grey for life.

Actually, Earl Grey is pretty legit. I'll agree to this.
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The most relaxing thing I can imagine right now is being on oxycodone and playing the new Elder Scrolls game

PLEASE, JESUS, LET THIS HAPPEN

Man if you get some Vitamin Os please let me know, especially if they're the OGs! Its been forever and a day since I've seen those floating around (and when I did it was double the price from last year).
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Old 2011-10-20, 18:58
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Old 2011-10-20, 19:37
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Oh shit, I heard they got him but I didn't know they have footage of the rebels with him.
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Old 2011-10-21, 08:08
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I forgot what I was gonna say........Not because of the link- which I didn't click because I'm seen the news footage a couple times, but just because I'm senile and distracted and 0o0o a lighthouse.........
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Old 2011-10-21, 08:58
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That was totally one of the mods

You know, I actually like the new Metallica/Lou Reed project!
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Old 2011-10-21, 17:56
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ahahaha, I wish it was but it wasn't. If we edit something it'll say at the bottom. See your post.
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Old 2011-10-21, 20:13
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Gomers, did you mean my post? I'm appalled you'd think a mod would do that. That was a bit of life moment for me. And I still don't remember wth I was going to say.

Besides, the mods are far too mature, level-headed, handsome, and well hung to edit other people's posts for their own amusement. Srsly.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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Old 2011-10-21, 20:40
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And I still don't remember wth I was going to say.
Thank Christ for Alzheimer's.
 
Old 2011-10-21, 21:22
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Luckily I can rest assured that none of the mods would ever think of editing my posts. I'm just way too cool to be fucked with. In other news: I still love tea, especially just after performing cunnilingus on my gerbil.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Last edited by Paddy : 2011-10-22 at 06:22. Reason: I wasn't even here so don't blame me.
 
Old 2011-10-24, 01:36
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I stand corrected.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-10-24, 03:03
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Mastodon performed on Later... With Jools Holland. It got me thinking, are they the heaviest band to have played this show? And no, Metallica does not count.
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Old 2011-10-24, 06:16
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Nah, I'm pretty sure Janis Joplin, Meatloaf and Barry White have all performed on that show.
 
Old 2011-10-24, 09:36
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Just out of curiosity, what do think of women who wear those pj bottoms out in public places? You know, like the flannel ones? Personally, I'd have a real hard time leaving my property in those or sweatpants unless it was a medical reason, but lots of people do.

I have the fecking back from hell. It's better than it has been, but the whole lower right side of my back, around my waist, and down the front of my leg to my knee hurts like a banshee. It feels like like someone kicked me in the butt. I know it's probably from lifting things awkwardly and picking up the 2 year old I'm babysitting, but I wouldn't wish this on anyone. I had so many things I wanted to do on my days off, but most I couldn't do because of it. I just hope I don't screw it up further.
Someone come over here and cross my legs for me, please? Except Paddy. He'd pull me so I dropped on the floor. Then I'd have to murderize him.
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Old 2011-10-24, 14:41
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Man if you get some Vitamin Os please let me know, especially if they're the OGs! Its been forever and a day since I've seen those floating around (and when I did it was double the price from last year).


Oh if I come across an awesome deal I'll let you know! I've found a couple vitamins here and there, but its been so sparse. If we're both on the look out... we double our chances! Remember that...
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-10-24, 15:46
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Mastodon performed on Later... With Jools Holland. It got me thinking, are they the heaviest band to have played this show? And no, Metallica does not count.

Mastodon are so shitty now it doesn't even matter. The new album his pretty awful.

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Oh if I come across an awesome deal I'll let you know! I've found a couple vitamins here and there, but its been so sparse. If we're both on the look out... we double our chances! Remember that...

True!
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Old 2011-10-24, 15:50
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Just out of curiosity, what do think of women who wear those pj bottoms out in public places? You know, like the flannel ones? Personally, I'd have a real hard time leaving my property in those or sweatpants unless it was a medical reason, but lots of people do.


If they have a nice ass its ok
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I leave the house in sweatpants sometimes. I fail to see the big deal unless I'm going to class (disrespectful), on a date (not attractive) or to a job interview (unprofessional). I think people should be able to go grocery shopping in their pjs, I fail to see the big deal but I know lots of people disagree with me.
 
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I could really give a fuck about what other people wear in public as long as they're not fat people wearing clothes that are way too small or old people wearing pants that are way too high and their thighs look like their legs need to be amputated.
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Old 2011-10-24, 20:24
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I feel women (I wish) should be allowed to wear whatever they like, within reason, with "reason" being a euphemism for "a set of rules and standards devised and enforced by a committee of men and a select handful of those women who possess an inherent and arbitrary dislike of other women". Hot women should wear burqas in order to avoid devaluing beauty by overexposure to the point of desensitisation. Ugly women should also wear burqas for obvious reasons, except they should be made from dyed-orange burlap in order to prevent men accidentally chatting up a pug in the underground women's section of the bar.

Steve Jobs is dead, is that why he's being hailed as a genius? Before he died I seem to remember him being a bearded cunt. I think I must have missed a meeting, but I don't recall anyone else I know being invited to the "Why Dead Cunts Are Geniuses" PowerPoint presentation.

On the bright side at least rich hacky tossers die of cancer, too. Which reminds me, how's Ricky Gervais' health been lately?
 
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I used to not care about iDouches until this semester. A a few times a week in my Management 305 class some dicksucker always starts a conversation about smartphones or Apple profits and it sets the fat fuck professor off on a huge rant about how great Apple is and how they have enough money to control the world, future of technology, etc.
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Old 2011-10-24, 21:23
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Old 2011-10-25, 00:31
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Just out of curiosity, what do think of women who wear those pj bottoms out in public places? You know, like the flannel ones? Personally, I'd have a real hard time leaving my property in those or sweatpants unless it was a medical reason, but lots of people do.

I actually really like it when bitches wear pajamas in public with no sense of irony. It's like a shortcut in life that saves me the time of talking to vapid, self-important whores in order to figure out that I really don't want to know them, fuck them, or extinguish them if they caught on fire.

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...the mods are far too mature, level-headed, handsome, and well hung to edit other people's posts for their own amusement. Srsly.

I would be inclined to agree, but when Paddy was handed the banhammer a couple of years ago, it really threw everything off.
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Old 2011-10-25, 08:37
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I see what you did there. There might be a handsome mod or two, but I'm not saying which ones.

So, Chris, I'm understanding that to mean the ones in pj's you bypass?
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Old 2011-10-29, 09:11
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So what was up with MT yesterday anyway? All the text was magically transformed to nondescript rectangles and then my browser crashed. You don't mean to say that the forces of good and decency have finally started their assault on this place?
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Old 2011-10-29, 14:56
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Not while 4chan is still standing. We won't even bother putting the shields up unless /b/ goes down.
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what does /b/ stand for exactly? I know it's related to 4chan but is there like a literal definition?
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Old 2011-10-29, 15:11
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There are many different sub forums on four chan, like /fit/ is fitness and amd /k/ is weapons. /b/ is called "random" and its for discussing anything, but its probably the worst board on the site.
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Old 2011-10-29, 16:11
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/b/ is called "random" and its for discussing anything, but its definitely the worst board on the entire internets.

Fix'd.
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Old 2011-10-29, 16:14
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Oh, I don't know if I'd go that far. I can honestly say that my world view would not have been what it is today without /b/.




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Old 2011-10-29, 17:56
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Oh, I don't know if I'd go that far. I can honestly say that my world view would not have been what it is today without /b/.




*twitch*

At one point in time it was actually a funny and original board. Last time I checked its just dumb meme spam. Any other chan's /b/ is actually funny.
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/b/ can have some quality original content sometimes if you're bored and willing to sift through a load of shit. I have had some serious laughs on there, like that time when two guys (apparently a dad and his son) live streamed themselves taking a bunch of meth, sitting in inflatable chairs while shitting in their hands,spreading it all over themselves, and fingering their asses. That was pretty cool. Pics or it didn't happen.

m00tles recently brought back /r9k/ which is easily the most hilarious board as there are so many misogynistic neckbeard betas on their I feel like there's a comedy team behind it all.
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I have had some serious laughs on there, like that time when two guys (apparently a dad and his son) live streamed themselves taking a bunch of meth, sitting in inflatable chairs while shitting in their hands,spreading it all over themselves, and fingering their asses. That was pretty cool. Pics or it didn't happen.


Where was myself lingering during this glorious days?! Can I still find the video some where?
Despite Dystopia I really start to hate weed.
A girlfriend of mine was missed for five fuckin days because she went to a buddy without telling anyone and got baked five fuckin days long. The police started searching her (she's 18) and her parents were almost breaking down due to their worries.
And another reason, I may know the wrong people but empirically I can tell you can't go party with potheads for the fact that everything needs to be "chilled" and "relaxed 'n' easy" and so they sit in their inflatable chairs for like 4h straight before even thinking about going to a concert,club,bar whatever. !M-O-T-H-E-R-F-U-C-K-E-R-S! Gomlis hatenight out
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I don't mind pot but I dislike the culture and a lot of the people involved. That being said I haven't smoked in 2 months, don't really plan on coming back until I'm retired or something.
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Old 2011-11-01, 14:19
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I don't mind pot but I dislike the culture and a lot of the people involved. That being said I haven't smoked in 2 months, don't really plan on coming back until I'm retired or something.


Last time I smoked was 4.5 years ago, before that, a few years from that. I used to be a chronic pothead and use other drugs.

I find most people get further in life without it..I certainly have.
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I have to agree with that last statement, unless you're Carl Sagan. I don't know. When I conducted my long term study I'd see people that would bust balls working while high and others that would sit and munch chips chillin'. I think it all depends on the person and what tickles their fancy at the time.

It's been years now for me, but with my health problems I don't really miss it at all. When I do, the feeling passes very quickly when that train of thought gets derailed.
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Old 2011-11-02, 01:38
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I have finally achieved my lifelong dream; I accidentally stood on my own penis. I could explain how I did it but that would demystify it the point of it not being all that impressive. However, I can at least try to put things in perspective for you:

A List of Men and Whether or Not They Have Successfully Trod on Their Own Genitals

Burt Reynolds: No
Wesley Snipes: No
John Candy: No
Barrack Obama: No
Muhammad Atta: It's entirely possible that feet met genitalia post-collision, but it doesn't count because the genitalia in question weren't necessarily his - No
Mike Tyson: No
Lemmy: No
Chuck Norris: No
Bruce Lee: No
Chris "I Am Chris Rezendes" Rezendes Ph. D: To Be Determined
James Joyce: No
Will Smith: Aww HELL naw!
Paddy McMackattack: YES, OH GOD YES!!!

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Old 2011-11-02, 04:42
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I've never trodden on my own genitals or anyone else's, but one time this girl was sucking my nuts while I took care of myself and I sprayed not one, but two, of her ugly fucking pets with my salty, scrotal gravy. Doesn't have much to do with nut stomping, but it did randomly pop in my head and elicited a maniacal, supervillainous laugh on my part.
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I'm more impressed with Chris cumming on two pets simultaneously than an Irish man even dreaming he could even see his own penis.
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That just reminded me of something I wanted to show Chris in the photo thread, but the rest of you can look if you want to.
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I've sat on my balls a few times, but I'm sure most people have
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Never.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2011-11-04, 17:34
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That is fucking awesome!
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I wish the video takers would have gotten shat on, then it would be really awesome
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Old 2011-11-07, 13:22
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this is like a very bad dream

http://vimeo.com/31090103
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this is like a very bad dream

http://vimeo.com/31090103


Why?
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Old 2011-11-07, 16:44
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Hahahaha just imagine this would be reality. That'd be awesome.

Woohoo I took the wrong pills against my heartburn and while my brother celebrates his birthday at the muthfuckin best chinese restaurant in town I'm sitting here with stomach problems and the hope I don't die
But fuck it Skyrim will be out soon along with the new The Devils Blood record. FUUUUCK yeah!
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its creepy as shit
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Old 2011-11-07, 18:28
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its creepy as shit


Oh, I dunno about that.

Anyhows, we obviously need something a little more classy around here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czCojsCPL0w
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Old 2011-11-07, 19:05
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I really like Steel Panther, but I'm not sure classy is the right word for them.
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Now you watch your language young man.
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Old 2011-11-08, 07:07
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They're definitely pure class, it's just a different kind of class. Like "class" with a thick Japanese accent, for example. See what I did there? Brilliant.

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Old 2011-11-08, 12:18
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Old 2011-11-08, 12:52
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Until you officially get a sex change?
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Until you officially get a sex change?


"Officially" being the key word.
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Well, if he does that will he still have to post the video if his buffed out self?
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Old 2011-11-10, 13:12
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Oh, flippin' hell. It was semi dark this morning when I came downstairs to get some coffee. I set the pot up last night and had it programmed. When I went to get some I noticed it was barely coming out. Me or hubby had bumped the time and so it hadn't brewed yet so I flipped on the switch manually. After I could see about a cup or two in the viewer I began filling the cup. It was hot water. I forgot to put the coffee in the chamber. The filter was there, but no mud. (Husband is getting amused.) So I added the coffee to the pot and waited to get a cup. No problem. He went to work and I drank my coffee while watching morning craft shows. I decided to go get ready for my day. I put my slippers back on and walked across the living room. I stepped on something that felt like my dogs raggy toy, but it didn't feel quite right so I looked. I $^*%#7%$ stepped in dog shit in the middle of my living room floor.

So how's your day going?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-11-10, 17:42
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3 FUCKING DAYS.


ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM

Comes out tomorrow. Fuck yea.
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Can't buy it until Tuesday. At least I'll a few more extra days of real life... not that I want that.
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I just can't fuckin wait any longer I'll skip school tomorrow just to get the game as soon as possible oh gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd
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Yep, I took a personal day tomorrow.

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Old 2011-11-11, 16:06
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I take nerdy pride in knowing what Req was talking about and responding appropriately before anybody else. HA!

half of this page was you guys talking about it but really, it looks sort of cool. I probably am not gonna buy more games though.
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I take nerdy pride in knowing what Req was talking about and responding appropriately before anybody else. HA!

I actually first thought he was coming in to tell everyone it'd be 3 more days until he released his lifting video, but then I realized that that is never going to happen and I'm sure he wouldn't do anything to cause more people to remember his promise and then I remembered that Skyrim is coming out in 3 days at the time of this post and then I remembered that I don't get paid until Tuesday and then I remembered that I will have a hole in my soul until then and then I remembered that OH FUCK ITS 11:20am! FUCK I'M LATE FOR WORK!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Old 2011-11-13, 18:14
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lol i knew you guys would be talking about Skyrim so i had to check back. Unfortunately i gotta wait until next friday to get it probably. How much of an improvement over Oblivion?
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A big one. Haven't played much of it yet, with work and rehearsals and going out and what not, but initial feel is bitchin'. Way more of a focussed attempt. More "open world" less "sandbox" if that makes sense. I'll probably make a page long post about it sometime next week.
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I am buying Skyrim tomorrow. I have heard so many great things about it. I loved Oblivion... so I will probably die from orgasmic convulsions when I play Skyrim. Btw the first person to talk shit about that game on here is going to fucking hell. Fuck you.
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I would just like to take this opportunity to express my utter disgust at anything related to sky rimming. I mean seriously, it's gross enough as it is, doing it up in the sky (like what, on an airplane or something? among all those people?) won't change that.
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Visually, Skyrim is a huge improvement from Oblivion in every way imaginable. The interface feels more intuitive, and streamlined. the character build system got a huge facelift. Leveling no longer requires a nap. Upon leveling you have the option to increase health, magic or stamina by 10 and pick a "perk" for a particular skill, similar to the perk system in the Fallout games. Alchemy can no longer be done on the fly to shed some extra weight, but requires a crafting table.. as do repairs. My only gripe really is that you have to physically visit a major city to fast travel there, where as in Oblivion the major cities came pre-loaded (first world problem, to be sure). The guilds have also been reorganized a bit. You won't find a mages and fighters guild in every city like in Oblivion. Now every city is home to a unique guild. Mages in winterhold, thieves guild in riften, the companions (a commie guild) in some other city. The dark brotherhood is still around as well. Didn't notice a huge difference with the new and improved AI engine, NPCs act more or less the same. The line of sight rule for sneaking/getting caught has been fixed since Oblivion, to the point where if you put a pot or basket on the head of the person youre robbing they won't see you, or remove the basket. music is epic as fuck. Too early to tell about the rest, I'm already hooked though.
 
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I promised myself I wouldn't buy it until I was finished mastering my next album but I'm this fucking close to going and getting it today. I'm sick of having everyone text me all day saying how awesome it is. I feel like I'm an alcoholic and everyone is telling me how awesome booze is. NO ONE RESPECTS ME!

The music is indeed awesome. Here's a great little 7 minute documentary on the music/voice acting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLnPwnJJcFQ. A few years and that'll be Ian conducting the viking chorus for the next Elder Scrolls (AND YOU BETTER GET ME A JOB, EVEN IF ITS ROLLING CABLES!).
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Skyrim.......bought last Friday.....my life is over...off to play it again DARK BROTHERHOOD WOOOOOOOOOO
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hahaha, thanks for the informative posts. and as for everyone who's waiting to get it and too busy to play, i'm stuck in the same boat. i'd like to get some of my christmas shopping out of the way first so i'm not struggling when late December gets here... but who am I fooling, the more time goes on the more i'm likely to drive to the store and buy it. it also doesn't help that I can walk into a Walmart 24/7 and pick up a copy haha.

also LOL at the death by orgasmic convulsions statement
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Old 2011-11-15, 03:48
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I managed to make it through tonight thus far without going out and getting it. I thought I'd be fine once it hit 9 and the game store closes but you've just reminded me that Hickmart is fucking 24/7. Fuck you.
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Old 2011-11-15, 08:49
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What's so amusing about that score keeping is the way the humans really keep shooting the ball into their own goal.
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Skyrim sounds like something a certain Irishman would do on a butterfly filled summer day while laying on his back watching the poofy clouds. I hope the imagery is as disturbing to you as it is to me.

Rimming- Something Navy guys do to other sailors' coffee mugs that they don't like.
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Old 2011-11-16, 06:43
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That's strange. I always assumed that the standard definition of "rimming" was actually invented in the navy.
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ANYWAY, have you guys checked out The Thousandfold Epicentre?
I love it from the beginning to the end espcially On The Wings of Gloria.
Try absinthe and this album serious recommendation. OH and also try to get the artbook edition, the paintings are cool as fuck
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I managed to make it through tonight thus far without going out and getting it. I thought I'd be fine once it hit 9 and the game store closes but you've just reminded me that Hickmart is fucking 24/7. Fuck you.


How in the hell are you not playing Skyrim???!
 
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That's strange. I always assumed that the standard definition of "rimming" was actually invented in the navy.


It probably was. It would go right along with blanket parties.
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ANYWAY, have you guys checked out The Thousandfold Epicentre?


I'm not sure at all that I'm comfortable with a question like that thrown into a critical discussion about rimming.
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How in the hell are you not playing Skyrim???!

How the hell are you not posting a video of yourself benching like you promised months ago?
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I'm not sure at all that I'm comfortable with a question like that thrown into a critical discussion about rimming.


I got scared of feeling too comfortable with this discussion
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How the hell are you not posting a video of yourself benching like you promised months ago?

This is an excellent question and one that should rally the rest of us to endlessly harass him about until he either does what he says or concisely admits to being a lying, cowardly, emo pussy.
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