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2011-10-14, 06:51
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Quantum.
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Wait, aren't the two of you basically the same age, Joe? The implications are horrid, as well as amusing.
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Originally Posted by Paddy
The third line being "I'm little more than a rose pruner with ideas above my station."?
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Way above any station you care to name.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2011-10-14, 12:52
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Vaginal Warts
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Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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Paddy is around 28 and I'm 22. So he could totally be my father.
To really explain the whole R.I.P thing, though, Paddy and I were having a little sig war (that he started). I forget exactly what he was changing my signature to but there were a few lines of battle before I wiped the whole thing and listed him as dead. Now it is a sad reminder of that day and his passing 
His ghost may even continue to haunt my signature from time to time... gotta keep an eye out...
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten. |
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2011-10-15, 15:21
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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I got a job at UPS loading trucks at 3am  |
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2011-10-15, 17:31
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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d&q if you can keep at that they're a good place to work. At least around here they are. Congrats.
NOW ALL YOU OTHER SLACKERS GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND GET A JOB! I did.
I talk to bunny away from here occasionally that's why I knew she doesn't like fb. so nyah.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2011-10-15, 18:06
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Throbbing Member
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How much does that pay?
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facebook.com/deadheadroses
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deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2011-10-15, 18:50
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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9.50/hr, but 250 is taken out to pay the union, Colorado is not a "right to work" state 
So far I'm just hired for the holiday season, but there is an opportunity for it to become permanent, I'll probably try to move on though. |
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2011-10-16, 00:03
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Post-whore
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Location: pretty damn close to Cephalic Carnage.
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My penis is huge see yall in 2015
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2011-10-16, 00:07
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: pretty damn close to Cephalic Carnage.
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Originally Posted by drawn&quartered
9.50/hr, but 250 is taken out to pay the union, Colorado is not a "right to work" state
So far I'm just hired for the holiday season, but there is an opportunity for it to become permanent, I'll probably try to move on though. |
dude i live in longmont, co we should get shitfaced. if you dont want to i am shifaced already so HA 0________0 fuck longtucky |
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2011-10-16, 10:23
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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That's a long way to go from Fort Collins just to get drunk. I will take on the offer if I get to fuck your mom, sister, dog, anything with a pink hole basically.
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2011-10-16, 19:12
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Forum Daemon
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
I talk to bunny away from here occasionally that's why I knew she doesn't like fb.
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Be that as it may, evidence gathered from long-distance conversations conducted via Ouija boards aren't admissible in court. And no, a full moon doesn't improve the reception, the same way it doesn't improve the taste of spunk when I'm at the park. |
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2011-10-17, 15:51
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wigger/redneck/drunkard
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Location: austin tx
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Just found out about this: http://contributor.yahoo.com/ Since I'm unemployed, I signed up and wrote some reviews.
Fuck yea. I've made 6 cents. wut wut. |
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2011-10-17, 18:22
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Forum Daemon
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Originally Posted by moe_blunts
Just found out about this: http://contributor.yahoo.com/ Since I'm unemployed, I signed up and wrote some reviews.
Fuck yea. I've made 6 cents. wut wut. |
That'll get you 7 handjobs from Bobbi.
NOT FOR PANSIES
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/176...nde_peuter.html
A toddler in China is run over by a truck in a busy alleyway (busy in terms of the number of pedestrians walking up and down it). The truck drives slowly towards her, the driver must be able to see her but hits her anyway, then he stops with the kid laying between the front and back wheel, and then very slowly starts driving again, squashing her body even more with the back wheel. She's laying there pissing blood and dozens of people walk and drive passed her, most without even acknowledging she's there (except for being careful not to step on her blood). She gets run over a second time by another truck, this time obliterating her leg. Again, more time passes, more people don't give too much of a fuck, then a woman comes to her "aid" - she grabs the kid like a sack of spuds and drags her off the road, probably tearing her insides up even more in the process, and this is apparently the extent of her involvement. Another woman sees the kid after a while and picks her up and takes her away, just in time for my orgasm.
The kid is in hospital, but was recently declared brain dead. The two truck drivers were caught/arrested, and I hope they have their organs harvested after their inevitable execution in the back of a blacked-out bus.
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2011-10-17, 20:09
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Originally Posted by Paddy
That'll get you 7 handjobs from Bobbi.
NOT FOR PANSIES
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/176...nde_peuter.html
A toddler in China is run over by a truck in a busy alleyway (busy in terms of the number of pedestrians walking up and down it). The truck drives slowly towards her, the driver must be able to see her but hits her anyway, then he stops with the kid laying between the front and back wheel, and then very slowly starts driving again, squashing her body even more with the back wheel. She's laying there pissing blood and dozens of people walk and drive passed her, most without even acknowledging she's there (except for being careful not to step on her blood). She gets run over a second time by another truck, this time obliterating her leg. Again, more time passes, more people don't give too much of a fuck, then a woman comes to her "aid" - she grabs the kid like a sack of spuds and drags her off the road, probably tearing her insides up even more in the process, and this is apparently the extent of her involvement. Another woman sees the kid after a while and picks her up and takes her away, just in time for my orgasm.
The kid is in hospital, but was recently declared brain dead. The two truck drivers were caught/arrested, and I hope they have their organs harvested after their inevitable execution in the back of a blacked-out bus.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
Proves that those goddamn nips really don't have souls. |
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2011-10-17, 20:27
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Nips = Japs, these boys are rice-flavoured Chinksters. Only a racist would assume they're the same thing! Here, let me educate you:
Chinese Eyes
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Japanese Eyes
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Chinese/Japanese Interbreeding Eyes
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Chinese/Japanese/Irish Intergenerational-breeding Eyes
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Jap's Eye of Chinese Trannies
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Eyes of Japanese/Chinese Flies & Lice
www.remonpalty.com
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2011-10-17, 21:15
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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Only a racist would assume they're the same thing!
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Well, either way we should have killed them all back in Nam!!! |
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2011-10-18, 04:43
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Throbbing Member
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I was so, so hoping that was a real link .
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Check my band out:
facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2011-10-19, 15:12
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Forum Daemon
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Piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss.
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