As LB said, no official photo has been released so that is from some random person. Give the government a little credit.. if they were to fake a photo they'd do a better job.

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Yeah, that photo looks like it was done in ten minutes by a 14 year old. Apparently the 'real' photo will be released eventually. That's what it said in the paper anyways.

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It's a government conspiracy to allow Obama to gain Republican votes.

Its funny. Even if the conspiracy theorists were allowed to finger Osama's dead butthole, they'd still declare it a fake (being the amateur proctologists they are). I understand the nature of untrust with a government, but really, at what point will they believe that he really died?

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Not that I want to see them, but I guess Obama said they aren't going to be released. I really don't give a crap, but why wasn't that said from the beginning?

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In fact I just noticed that I really don't care if he's still alive or not. He wasn't the head of Al-Qaeda anymore so who gives a crap

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I FUCKING hate conspiracy theorists. A lot of the ones I know have not even graduated high school and refuse to vote. They sit around watching crappily done NWO theory videos on youtube and Zeitgeist films. Its funny, I've gotten into arguments with them and the minute I question anything they say, they label me brainwashed sheep and I will be taken to the work camps by the NAU.


Oh sweet irony....

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Oh, I hope he's unable to keep doing the crap he was doing and I think death is probably the only way to keep him from doing it, but I just don't care to see a dead person. I've seen too many up close and personal in my life. None with gunshots, but still. I just don't have the morbid curiosity that many people do.

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Hahaha, man, it'd be too painful to have friends like that. It makes people feel smart, above, and "in the know". Poor guys. I think the Moon Hoax people are the worst. Whenever anyone brings that shit up I just throw this at them.

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If you believe man walked on the moon I got a bridge I wanna sell ya.

1. NASA didn't come into existence until 1971, 2 years after the alleged landing.
2. Neil Armstrong had lupus and was in a private hospital in Gibraltar when the landing supposedly took place.
3. If you look closely at the "photographs" from the moon's surface you'll see no evidence whatsoever of astronauts, lunar modules or the moon.
4. Martin Scorsese has admitted several times that it was he, and not Kubrick, who filmed the fake footage but that it wasn't intended to be anything other than a dream sequence for Mean Streets (which was obviously unused). That's Harvey Keitel you see with the golf club.
5. The cords for video cameras wouldn't stretch all the way from the earth to the moon, and even if they did they'd melt when they left the earth's atmosphere.

I could go on. And I will.

6. The whole moon landing charade was designed to distract the entire world while the government slipped cancer viruses into everyone's vaccines. And it worked. How many people have died of cancer since 1969? Exactly. How many didn't die of cancer leading up to 1969? That's right.
7. If the moon landing was technologically possible in 1969 how come the best counterfeit pussy I can get in 2011 is a jar of warm liver?

BAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAA BLACK SHEEP HAVE YOU ANY BRAINWASHING?
YES SIR YES SIR A WHOLE WORLD FULL!

Wake the fuck up or I'll ban you.

I'm fairly certain psychological terror isn't OK, in general.

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It never did me any harm.

Some conspiracy theorists are pretty batshit crazy and delusional. However, that doesn't mean that I believe everything I'm told. I just hate it when people go too far and slap the 'conspiracy theorist' label on anybody who questions the government or any kind of authority. I question authority all the time, does that make me delusional? I don't think so. People use the term 'conspiracy theorist' too freely now

There is a difference between batshit crazy people who sit at home wearing aluminum foil headgear and tape black trash bags to their windows, and then there are people like me who are just distrustful of the government, police, and mainstream news media. The main difference being that people like me don't sit around fabricating absurd stories about the moon landing being faked, or Sarah Palin's twat being a vortex to another dimension or whatever these lunatics dream up.

Here's a good example of a true batshit crazy conspiracy theorist who needs a heavy dose of Clozapine. This guy firmly believes that Stephen King murdered John Lennon
When I first saw that website I thought it was a joke, but after reading for a few minutes I realized that he was actually fucking serious.

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It IS a vortex into another dimension - the Downs Nebula of Downsorgatron.

Well I'll be fucked. Alex Jones was right all along

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Evidence that her cunt is a conduit to said Nebula:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin#Personal_life

Don't click links on metaltabs don't click links on metaltabs don't click links on metaltabs don't click...

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By "political positions" do they mean that politicians do a special way? A reeeealy special way?


I really should take a break from here. I'm getting a warped brain.

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Don't be a pussy. Here, try this one instead if you're so scared:

http://www.kidswithkids.net/ - the highest quality child-on-goat action you're likely to find this side of Istanbul.

Yeah, they have a special way of sodomising an entire constituency all at once and making them grateful for it at the same time.

Man, my satire is really coming along. I wonder if I can get on Bill Maher's show. "Bill, you know, immigration laws are so bad, and taxes are so bad too, then the chicken crossed the road" - yip, I think I'm ready.

Hydrocephalus generally isn't caused by internet forums, but backwards hick genes from the pig swamps of Ohio might be a factor. Your family's eyes are so close together you could all comfortably share a single monocle.

The better to see you, my dear.

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BIG MOTHER IS WATCHING YOU!

The really interesting thing is, it never matters how a link is presented. In the end you click it. I could live with the child-on-goat-schtick, but Sarah Palin's personal life, that just... fuck, I'm gonna throw up again. Fuck you. I mean, really, from the heart, fuck you. I hope big mother sees you doing something excruciatingly embarrassing, though for the life of me I couldn't imagine what that would be in these rather special circumstances.

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Paddy has her number on speed dial. He's trying to form a new country with her called Iraska. He thinks he can confuse Japan with it. Don't ask why. It's Paddy logic.

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fake and gay. Speaking of gay I haven't ate any meat since last wednesday and I don't even know why

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As I was telling Bobbi on MSN this morning, I'd chow on that bitch's trouser-lettuce non-stop until one of us dies of dehydration, and if she died first I'd still keep gnawing away at it until I die or her twat rots off in my mouth. All of this depends on her agreeing not to talk to me about anything ever.

The only thing I have on speed dial is the Siamese Twin Fisting Accident Helpline, because with both hands deep in conjoined-slut guts the only way I can dial is with my raging erection and the fewer buttons I have to punch the better.

P.S. LACIST.

Fake? Which part?

I demand you eat a bacon sammich this instant! The paradox of a vegetarian German cannibal is so paradoxy that you could very well give Stephen Hawking a puncture.

Never happened. I don't know what you're talking about.

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Really? You don't remember? It was when I was telling you in explicit detail about licking clean the labial flaps of one Mrs. Sarah Palin, and how even if she were to die and her clotted spam-hole were to rot, that her aching, pulsating necrosis-ridden slop-trough would still be appetising to me. I'd suck her clitoris free from the mushy mound of her putrid vulva like I was vacuuming the eyeballs out of a decaying sheep's head-sockets as they protrude from their reclining ocular seating like baby onions perched in eggcups.

Surely you remember that.

tl;dr When you blither on and on I read the first 3 words and maybe the last 3 and that's it.

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Paddy, take your meds.

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Come on man you can't tell me there's a woman that dumb. . . oh wait she's from Alaska

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She's her. 'Nuff said.

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Spunking anus chuds.

I'll keep that in mind.

Curdled gut slop.

Haha I thought you meant the stuff about her having a Down syndrome kid was fake!

I bet she tastes like drain cleaner.

I read that, but I, I'm just gonna... not deal with that. Yeah. I'll sit back, do something else and hope that all my problems just... go away.

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I gotta admit, if her twat was a vortex to another dimension, I think I'd have to go for a visit. I mean, if it can produce a hot daughter like Bristol, then who knows what other treasures await me in this alternate dimension

Edit: Hot daughter or not, she's still an idiot.

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I had a tooth pulled last night. 4 shots of novacaine and vicodin afterward as needed. I slept well, but had some weird dreams. The last one my mom gave me a necklace and earrings that were yellow gold with round diamonds in them. I made sure I told my hubby before breakfast so it will come true.

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You really should have taken those before the extraction, ya backwards Ohioan turnip fetcher.

I'm glad you got the tooth sorted. My only question now is what excuse will you be giving Denny from here on?

Okay, now I'm confused. (What else is new?) I took tylenol prior. I did get a glimpse of the pliers the dentist used. omg, tried not to think about them when he was doing it. They were heavy duty. lol Oh crap! I should have kept the tooth and sent it to ya!! hahaha

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No novocaine?

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blitz, is English your second language or was the vicodin a distraction? Above I'd said 4 shots of novocaine. My blood pressure was 140/ 122 which is abnormal for me and it started to come down so I wasn't going to chance a heart attack. I had them stick me again after the first 2.

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My bad

I need to start getting more sleep.

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That's OK, I'm still working my way through the last batch of toenail clippings you sent last month. They're chewy fuckers! Taste like pickled beetroot.

Down girl! Fucking hell, PST disappears for a few weeks and you start becoming him! This is like that movie Single White Female, except I'd only fuck one of you. The question is, would I rather fuck a ginger Jew oven jockey with some sort of megalomaniacal personality disorder or a psychopathic hick from the outback of America's swamplands who hangs her hemp sack skirts from the branches of turnip trees to dry and rolls her sons' turds in newspaper and deposits them around her back yard hoping they'll grow into more sons? I'll let you, my friends, decide.

Clue: hick.

I think you better back off. You're getting a bit verbally porky, my friend.

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Good, maybe now PST will stop talking to me.

Right...... and I'll plant whatever I want in my yard. Thank you!

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Hmm, I think the cops investigating the disappearance of your last 8 husbands might have gotten their first break in the case...

We were not married. Every time a flower blooms ......

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A Bobbi baby dies...

No, you were referring to husbands that I didn't have so I was, too.

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Like Rosemary's baby, only I think the devil got hold of the short end of the stick on this one.

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I don't think it was a stick, Amadeus. But if that's what you want to call it, that's fine.

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Someone please tell my husband that botox and buttocks are not the same. OMG!! He just showed me his buttocks!!!

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I hope to Christ that string of emoticons isn't describing the sequence of events as they unfolded. If they are surely the beer would come before the tongue action. Then again, you'd probably need something like a mouthful of alcohol to wash away the taste/memories. Beer before and after then.

Or just don't do it at all, ya filthy harlot.

I'm really starting to hate alcohol

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Drink water between each drink and you'll get drunk like a king!

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I don't have hangover issues, just retardation issues

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Don't worry, with Facebook, Twitter and youtube you can be sure to have as much time to study exactly what went wrong as you could ever wish for.

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hangovers get better when you drink a glass of whisky. seriously that's my own personal formula to survive each weekend.

Would you call me a bitch if I'd tell you I made out with a girlfriend of mine just to get an "enter for free" coupon for a club?
I'm still not sure what is wrong with me in the last few weeks. I'm exploding of pheromones and testosteron and get personal with almost every female friend I have. I should stop or it will go wrong and I'm standing there with a clan of amazons throwing spears at me

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I can deal with the retardation. I can't the hangovers. I will trade you. Kill me now.

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Yeah, Gomli, I wish you'd quit hitting on me. Geez. I'm old enough to be your grandmother.

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I second this. I just got over a massive hangover. Started off with 2 pints of Arrogant Bastard and finished off with 4 large mugs of Fat Tire. Lord have mercy on my liver.

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haha I know people that have had this problem. And honestly, it is nice to keep some of them as just friends. Once you take it too far it is hard to go back and if real girlfriends of the future find out they'll make you stop talking to them.

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NYANNYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN

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holy shit??

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you'll like it
watch the whole vid :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5PiXt6INSM

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Ahaha, that is so fucking mental. I would bow before any man that sat and watched that entire thing. His threshold for psychological torture would strike fear into the heart of any man.

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I wish I was simultaneously dead and yet alive but with multiple cancers.

Probably the first time in my life that I actually want to nail a cat to a church door.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

I challenge your 3.5-Hour Nyan Cat with my 10-Hour Sax Guy.

oh and also 10-Hour Nyan Cat below...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7...0171&feature=iv

While I was up working with a bunch of friends printing parts for an orchestra we listened to 2 entire hours STRAIGHT of the Sax Guy. It started to become very soothing. It was terrible.

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You just can't deny that nyan cat is the most disgusting, blasphemous and pesky thing out there. I mean the sax guy is pretty fucked up too !BUT! I'd prefer 10 hours of this sax guy always over 3 hours of nyan cat. I believe you can get serious traumatic experiences from that

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OK, will someone please tell me why? What is this? Where did it come from? Also, why?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/569268

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I may have found a way of washing this bastarding cat from our memories:

NSFW: Suicide by hanging
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010..._21_commits.php

I didn't find it particular upsetting until the EMTs appeared and started working on his limp corpse, which suddenly made it depressing. The death itself is pretty quick, and if you look closely you can see his head turn purple LOL THE ONE ON HIS SHOULDERS LOL

I find it hard to give too much of a fuck about someone who kills themselves on a live stream for his friends and family to watch.

Pretty strange way to hang youself isn't it? I appreciate the old school style way more you know with the chair or the ice block which is slowly melting.

But I like his sense of humor, I mean look at his shirt, that's classic!

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Heyheyhey, don't try to dodge the question. You spill it right now, where did that... that thing come from, or else I'm gonna do something which will be, while being horribly regrettable, highly satisfying.

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mfw 10 seconds of this

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okay okay okay I'll be honest I have no idea which insane mind has created this epic-rage inducing brain melting piece of ass. I just know it's cute and has a cake on it.

on a differnet note :

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA BY MAIDEN IS THE BEST FUCKIN SONG EVER OMG

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That's not annoying at all.

Would it be possible to crash a server just by excessive font size use? It's worth finding out.

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tb;dr

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Indeed, it isn't! Just the fact these are lyrics by Maiden increases their power level to over 12.000

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Cunts.

That's alot of ctrl + v

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I typed it all manually. That's how much of an irritating cunt I am. I win the Cunt Olympics!

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What I wouldn't give to hear her pussy being splayed open. POPOPOPOPOP! I imagine when you do open her up, however, you'd be hit in the face with a thick musk of putrid haddock, kinda like when you lift the lid off a pot of chilli after it's been left sitting all night.

Metallica is playing a 30,000 capacity concert in Halifax in July..

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Hopefully it won't sink.

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I admire their ability to round up that many cunts in one place.

Ahhh fuck you we all know Metallica sucks nowadays but they're still one of the best live bands out there. I would have given my masturbate-arm to see them play with Anthrax, MEGADETH and SLAAAAAAAYER here. fuck

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I like Metallica, even their later work, but I'm a cunt.

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Touché!

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That is awesome... posted on FB immediately, because I'm just so cool like that.

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WARNING Do not listen to "Nothing Else Matters." I think I'm going to have to take a tranquilizer to rid it from my head. Although the little solo break was kinda cool, but just no.

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So...soooooo...oh so very bored:

http://soundcloud.com/pmtabs/ulver-blinded-by-blood

Dedicated to Dyldo, and all other unabashed homosexuals.

Just paid $483 for 2 VIP tickets..

Bunch of gay opening bands, but I don't even care.

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What band is heading?

I spent a good $100 dollars on tickets this semester, +100 more for the alcohol consumed before and at these shows...

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