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Old 2011-03-15, 08:12
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I'll add the links to this post as you submit them. I'll try to keep them in some kind of order, probably just alphabetical to begin with and possibly categorised later.

Antikythera mechanism | An ancient mechanical computer.
Alien hand syndrome | When your hand has a mind of its own. My primary defence in all of my court cases.
Allegory of the Cave | Philosophical musings about stuff and such.
Ancient astronaut theories | Retarded but fascinating theories about, well, ancient astronauts.
Aokigahara | A forest which features heavily in Japanese mythology.
Apert syndrome | A congenital birth defect. Includes images you might find upsetting.
Armin Meiwes | German cannibal, which probably doesn't narrow it down much.
Aum Shinrikyo | Japanese religious terrorists.
Baghdad Battery | An ancient battery, presumably for use in ancient remote controls.
Baigong Pipes | Pipe-like formations whose origins are disputed.
Belgian UFO wave | A series of triangular UFO sightings over Belgium.
Bloop | An unidentified underwater sound recorded by the NOAA.
Book of Kells | A beautiful Celtic rendering of the four Gospels; a landmark cultural achievement.
Brain in a vat | Philosophical musings about reality.
Bunny Man | Urban legend about a ghost living under a bridge.
Capgras delusion | When you believe your loved one has been replaced by an imposter.
Carl Tanzler | Classic boy meets girl fairytale.
Chandre Oram | Man with tail. Kinda.
Charles Bonnet syndrome | Vision-impaired people having visual hallucinations.
Charles Domery | A Polish solider who couldn't stop eating.
Chijon family | A South Korean cannibal gang.
Children kept in captivity | A list of notable cases of children who got what they deserved.
Collective unconscious | Carl Jung's theory about an inherited unconscious.
Concrete-Encased High School Girl Murder Case | Teenagers indulging in a bit of recreational torture/murder.
Cargo cult | A kind of religion which casts the veracity all others into serious doubt.
Cleveland Torso Murderer | An unidentified serial killer.
The Cure for Insomnia | A 3 and a half day long movie featuring poetry, porn and heavy metal.
David Parker Ray | Serial killer/torturer with a $100,000 torture chamber.
David Reimer | A young boy with a ruined cock is reassigned as a girl, but doesn't quite take to it.
Dehomag | IBM's involvement in the boosted efficiency of the Final Solution.
Deep-sea gigantism | The deeper you go the bigger they get. Kinda like yo' mama's pussy.
Delphine LaLaurie | A high society cunt who tortured black slaves.
Dnepropetrovsk maniacs | An extremely nasty teenage serial killing duo responsible for the "3 Guys 1 Hammer" video.
Donohue syndrome | A birth defect also known as Leprechaunism, for obvious reasons.
Dream argument | Philosophical musings about what can be considered reality.
Dyatlov Pass incident | Nine ski hikers die.
Ectopia cordis | You get fuckin' born with your fuckin' heart on the outside of your body. FUCK.
Exploding head syndrome | Brain screams.
Elizabeth Báthory | An incredibly sick bitch from the olden days who features prominently in black metal lyrics.
Encephalocele | A severe birth defect which causes the brain to be developed outside the skull. Contains an image of the condition.
Experiments in the Revival of Organisms | The movie Disney has been ripping off for decades. Contains a pic of a decapitated dog.
False awakenings | Dreaming that you've woken up.
Feral child | A child who grows up in isolation, away from human contact.
Forbidden Plateau | A haunted hill.
Freddie Scappaticci | A British spy known as "Stakeknife" who infiltrated the IRA.
Fritz Haarmann | German serial killer who operated before WWII.
Fritzl case | Josef Fritzl learnt everything he knows about parenting from Bobbi.
Giant's Causeway | Hexagonal rocks in Northern Ireland which are allegedly interesting.
Girl A | An 11-year-old girl murders a 12-year-old girl with a Stanley knife.
Gloria Ramirez | A woman dubbed "the toxic lady" because of her blood's effects on her doctors/nurses.
Gravity hill | A hill which appears to defy the laws of nature, but doesn't.
The Grinning Man | Is it an alien? Is it a hominid cryptid? Is it a government agent? Is it bollocks?
Harlequin-type ichthyosis | A birth defect which makes the baby look like the spawn of Satan himself.
Head transplant | Self-explanatory.
Heaven's Gate | Suicidal religious cult.
Heavener Runestone | A stone with some strange carvings.
Hello Kitty murder | A woman is abducted, tortured, decapitated and the head placed inside a Hello Kitty doll.
Hinterkaifeck | A murder mystery Shakespeare would be proud of.
Hollow-Face illusion | A profoundly bizarre optical illusion.
Human reactions to infrasound | Self-explanatory.
Hurler syndrome | A severe birth defect.
Infibulation | The act of sewing labia and foreskins shut. Contains photos of the end result.
Issei Sagawa | Japanese cannibal who escaped a lengthy prison sentence and is now a celebrity.
Information Awareness Office | Post-9/11 Big Brother surveillance.
James Dallas Egbert III | A suicidal teenager.
Jerusalem syndrome | A mental disorder which affects an unsettlingly large numbers of tourists in Jerusalem.
Jonestown | Another suicidal religious cult.
John and Lorena Bobbitt | How to cure a rapist.
John Murray Spear | A spiritualist who wanted to create an electrified Messiah.
Kaoru Kobayashi | A Japanese sex offender who kidnapped, raped and murdered 7-year-old Kaede Ariyama.
Kaspar Hauser | A kid who claimed to have grown up in a cell.
Kensington Runestone | Possible evidence that Scandinavian explorers reached North American in the 14th century.
Kuru | Badass disease that makes you laugh until you die.
Lead Masks Case | Two inexplicably dead electricians with weird outfits.
Lina Medina | The world's youngest MILF.
Lingchi | An abolished form of brutal capital punishment from China. Contains a black & white photo of the procedure.
List of paradoxes | A list of mind-melting challenges to your very perception of reality.
List of parasites of humans | Self-explanatory.
List of paraphilias | A list of sexual kinks/fetishes.
List of phobias | Self-explanatory.
List of serial killers by number of victims | I can't believe this competition is still ongoing!
Liquid breathing | Remember the rat in the movie The Abyss?
Luka Mognotta | Canadian bisexual porn actor, animal abuser, murderer, cannibal, necrophile and wannabe celebrity.
Luis Garavito | A Columbian rapist and serial killer.
Mad Gasser of Mattoon | A series of gas attacks or a case of mass hysteria?
Mamoru Takuma | A Japanese mass murderer responsible for the Osaka school massacre.
Man-eating tree | Self-explanatory.
Marvin Heemeyer | Pissed off businessman in a modified bulldozer.
Mary Tofts | Woman gives birth to rabbits? Dr. House would never have fallen for this shit!
Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion | A now legendary hacker hijacking of a television broadcast.
Mellified man | Turn yourself into medicine!
Michael Malloy | Michael "Durable Mike" Malloy: the [almost] indestructible Irishman.
Micropenis | A tiny little penis. The article contains three photographs showing the phenomenon.
Monkeys in Space | I'm not exactly sure how interesting the article is because I couldn't stop laughing long enough to read it.
Montauk Project | The US government dabbles with time travel.
National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation | A bizarre last minute pardon for poultry.
Nazi talking dogs | The Nazis tried training dogs to speak.
Omayra Sánchez | A girl trapped after a natural disaster is unable to be saved.
Operation Minstead | A rapist who makes Kobe Bryant look like a gay faggot.
Operation Paperclip | Nazi scientists have their uses, apparently.
Out-of-place artefact | Artefacts which turn up where they shouldn't.
Oxana Malaya | A feral child who was raised by dogs.
Paris syndrome | The Japs don't enjoy Paris as much as they think they will.
Paul Bernardo | A Canadian serial killer and rapist.
Penile subincision | A form of penis modification as fucked-up as it sounds. Contains a photo of a split cock.
Penis panic (Koro) | A syndrome which causes people to fear that their genitalia is shrinking/disappearing.
PlayStation Network outage | The Sony PlayStation network is shut down by hackers
Pope Lick Monster | Half man, half goat and half sheep? The fat fucker!
Project ARTICHOKE | Mind control research.
Project MKULTRA | Mind control research.
Pykrete | A form of ice stronger than steel?
Quacker (sound) | An unexplained sound heard by Russian submariners during the Cold War.
Quantum suicide and immortality | A thought experiment involving quantum mechanics.
Richard Kuklinski | Also known as The Iceman, he was an extremely successful contract killer.
Risks to civilization, humans, and planet Earth | Self-explanatory.
Roanoke Colony | A short-lived American colony which later became California.
Robert the Doll | The story of the "cursed" doll which inspired the Child's Play movie(s).
Robert Wadlow | The tallest (confirmed) man who ever lived.
Roman dodecahedron | A puzzling Roman object.
Saint Patrick's Battalion | A band of merry disenfranchised immigrants who switched sides during the Mexican/American war.
Sailing stones | Some bizarre chess game played by nature.
Salish Sea human foot discoveries | Human feet found on the beach.
Sati | Outlawed Indian tradition of a widow burning herself to death on her husband's funeral pyre.
Scissor Sisters | Considerably more sexy than it sounds; two Irish sisters who brutally hammered/knifed a man to death.
Sedlec Ossuary | A church I'd go to.
Seito Sakakibara | "Boy A", a 14-year-old Japanese serial killer.
Shankill Butchers | Sectarian mass murders from Belfast who received the longest prison sentences in British history.
Slow Down (unidentified sound) | An underwater sound recording which has yet to be explained.
Solway Firth Spaceman | A photograph showing a "spaceman" in the background.
Starchild skull | A human skull with some unusual features.
Stendhal syndrome | Extreme panic attack-like reactions to art/natural beauty.
Taman Shud Case | An unidentified dead guy. Contains a black and white photo of the corpse's face (SFW, but it IS a corpse).
Tanganyika laughter epidemic | An outbreak of hysterical laughter.
Tarrare | A French soldier with a bottomless gut.
Tecaxic-Calixtlahuaca head | The head of a figurine found in Mexico which doesn't appear to belong there.
Teratoma | Tumour with tissue or undeveloped organ components in it. Contains inoffensive images.
Teresa of Ávila | A saint nun who nunned the fuck right out of the Spanish renaissance.
Thalidomide | The drug given to pregnant women which severely deformed their babies.
Therac-25 | A really shit radiotherapy machine.
Texas Slave Ranch | A ranch in Texas which...well, you get the idea. The movie Hoboken Hollow is loosely based on the case. It's shit.
Toynbee tiles | Strange messages embedded in asphalt all around the Americas.
Trepanning | Primitive, superstition-driven brain surgery.
The Troubles | How dirty Protestants ruined everything in Ireland.
Tsutomu Miyazaki | A serial killer/necrophile/cannibal who was a fan of the Guinea Pig movies.
Tsutomu Yamaguchi | Bomb-proof Jap. Survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs.
Tuskegee syphilis experiment | Unsuspecting black people used as human guinea pigs in the U.S.
Unit 731 | Infamous Japanese biochemical warfare experimentation camp from WWII.
Vish Kanya | Female assassins who gradually made themselves immune to poison and then fucked their victims to death.
Voynich manuscript | An ancient & mysterious handwritten manuscript.
Waco siege | When the immutable right of religious freedom meets the immovable force of government-sanctioned murderers.
Who put Bella in the Wych Elm? | Graffiti referring to a body found inside a tree.
Year and a Day | A strange rule of law which states that you aren't a murderer if your victim doesn't die from whatever you did for a year and a day.
Zapatista Army of National Liberation/EZLN | Non-violent leftist group which declared war on the Mexican government.

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Old 2011-03-15, 09:17
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Teratoma | Tumor with tissue or undeveloped organ components in it

Kuru | Badass disease that makes you laugh until you die

EZLN | Some actually good dudes in Mexico
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Added! I hadn't heard of the EZLN, cheers for that.
 
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Old 2011-03-15, 11:12
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Old 2011-03-15, 11:44
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Added! I hadn't heard of the EZLN, cheers for that.


Man I buy coffee from them on a regular base to help them

Another add-worth article (again medicine. . . I`m soooooo into this topic )

Ectopia cordis | You get fuckin born with your fuckin heart on the outside of your body. FUCK

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Old 2011-03-15, 13:15
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Man I buy coffee from them on a regular base to help them
Fuck, I bet it's expensive!

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Another add-worth article (again medicine. . . I`m soooooo into this topic )

Ectopia cordis | You get fuckin born with your fuckin heart on the outside of your body. FUCK

List of Phobias | Self-explaining
Added like a biatch mofo.

My dad is a retired nurse who worked primarily with deformed and educationally subnormal kids, so he's given me a few things to look up.

The first is Harlequin-type ichthyosis, but the article doesn't contain any actual pictures, so here are a few (they're pretty horrendous; be prepared):

http://www.gfmer.ch/genetic_disease...st.php?cat3=729

I saw this defect on a gore site at first - a home video showing close-ups of a baby with this condition. I assumed it was fake for many years. Here's a similar video clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im0ohYH5zCU [Kinda upsetting]

Donohue syndrome, aka Leprechaunism, is added too. Again, no pics in the article, so here are a couple (nothing too upsetting here):

http://www.hinsdale86.org/staff/kga....SharplesOchoa/

Hurler syndrome is something I experienced first hand, a few kids in my neighbourhood had it and they were well-known/loved by pretty much everyone and were quite happy/contented all the time. Kids with this condition don't live too long though, I still remember when each of them died. Life's rather unfair.

Apert syndrome is added too, which causes malformation of the skull.

Encephalocele, aka cranium bifidum, is when the baby is born with its brain on the outside. Article added!
 
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Fuck, I bet it's expensive!

The first is Harlequin-type ichthyosis, but the article doesn't contain any actual pictures, so here are a few (they're pretty horrendous; be prepared):

http://www.gfmer.ch/genetic_disease...st.php?cat3=729

Not really. 500g about $7

Man hti is probably the disease that brought me into the topic of pathology etc. (along with Carcass of course...). It's just extremely fascinating how your body can deform by those soooooo small parts of your cells
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You ever heard of this one, Gomli?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck I love that one.

I love a lot of the uber-paranormal ones, silly or not, like this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grinning_Man

There are a couple favorites I used to have but cant fucking remember the names for the life of me. One was about some Polish (or was he French? Might have been French) dude back in the early 20th century that had some extremely rare condition where he had to constantly gorge himself with food every few hours and if he didn't, he'd begin to starve. In his most desperate times he was known to eat herds of cats (usually while alive), screws, clothing, and even once, allegedly, a baby (a hospital he was staying at had a baby go missing. He was skinny, too. If anyone can find me this I will be forever in love with them.

EDIT: Paddy helped me find it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare and, another:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Domery

Another great one was about some house in the midwest (I believe) that had some really interesting extraterrestrial activity. Err.
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Old 2011-03-15, 14:31
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Not really. 500g about $7
Fuck, bargain!

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Man hti is probably the disease that brought me into the topic of pathology etc. (along with Carcass of course...). It's just extremely fascinating how your body can deform by those soooooo small parts of your cells
I've been quite fascinated by this sort of thing too, a fascination which began around about the same day I met you

I found a clip on YouTube of Omayra Sánchez (article above) and I'm holding back tears...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUE4q1dTqFU

Omayra Sánchez: "Please, I want to say some words"
Male voice: "Yes, go ahead"
Omayra Sánchez: "Mother, if you are listening, I think you are. Pray so I can walk and these people can help me. Mama, I love you very much; papa, brother. Goodbye mother."

Jesus Christ. I hope I have the balls this kid had when I'm about to die.

EDIT: Added your suggestions Dylster.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_(sound)

Nothing Japan does is short of over-the-top weirdness. Their serial killers are really setting the bar:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamoru_Takuma
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaoru_Kobayashi
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_(sound)

Nothing Japan does is short of over-the-top weirdness. Their serial killers are really setting the bar:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamoru_Takuma
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaoru_Kobayashi


Oh my god I know! The article on Aum Shinrikyo just blew my mind, they sound so fucking cool.*

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quacker_(sound)

Nothing Japan does is short of over-the-top weirdness. Their serial killers are really setting the bar:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsutomu_Miyazaki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamoru_Takuma
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaoru_Kobayashi
Added these, although Tsutomu Miyazaki was already up there. Cunt.

EDIT: Also added an article about Oxana Malaya, a girl raised by dogs, and an article on feral children in general. Oxana is an interesting character:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93HymGXC_wM

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You ever heard of this one, Gomli?: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinterkaifeck I love that one.

Yeah but I think it's boring
Check out :
Fritz Haarmann (classic) | Warte noch ein Weilchen, dann kommt Haarmann auch zu dir...

Armin Meiwes | SICK SICK SICK bastard. Cut off the penis of a dude and ate it together with him
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Old 2011-03-16, 15:26
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Armin Meiwes | SICK SICK SICK bastard. Cut off the penis of a dude and ate it together with him
Hold on a second...is that...GOMLI????

http://i48.tinypic.com/152yfid.png
 
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Yeah but I think it's boring
Check out :
Fritz Haarmann (classic) | Warte noch ein Weilchen, dann kommt Haarmann auch zu dir...

Armin Meiwes | SICK SICK SICK bastard. Cut off the penis of a dude and ate it together with him

YOU'RE BORING! I think I really like it because of its peculiar evidence, paranormalness and unsolvedendence. I actually don't really believe in ghosts or much paranormal shit, but I find the idea and stories fascinating.

I had never heard of this Armin Meiwes fellow. Pretty interesting. What I find more interesting, however, is the psychology that goes on in someone who wants to be eaten and goes that far with it. Where does it come from? Why? How prevalent is such a condition?
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Added the Fritzl (Josef Fritzl) case article. Bobbi, check your genealogy notes, I think you may be Austrian.
 
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What I find more interesting, however, is the psychology that goes on in someone who wants to be eaten and goes that far with it. Where does it come from? Why? How prevalent is such a condition?


Ever heard of the three instances of a personlaity, defined by Sigmund Freud? Should give you some answers if you're in that topic I'm in such a,lucky position I got psychology at school
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Here are a couple of screen captures from the Meiwes video, but be warned that they're pretty graphic:

http://www.documentingreality.com/f...-pictures-0.jpg
http://www.documentingreality.com/f...ctures-0-1-.jpg
http://www.documentingreality.com/f...ctures-0-2-.jpg

I wonder if Armin had any experience as a butcher, he seems to know what he's doing here.
 
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St. Teresa of Avila Insane religious fanatic crazier than Joan of Arc, one of the most extreme and well-documented cases of "mortification of the flesh" among the saints.

Robert the Doll haunted key west legend- a really creepy "possessed" doll

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Old 2011-03-17, 13:55
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Let nothing disturb you.
Let nothing make you afraid.
All things are passing.
God alone never changes.
Patience gains all things.
If you have God you will want for nothing.
God alone suffices.


Couldn't agree more! Well, except for the God part, unless by "God" she means "Wesley Snipes".

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Ever heard of the three instances of a personlaity, defined by Sigmund Freud? Should give you some answers if you're in that topic I'm in such a, lucky position I got psychology at school

Yeah, but I find most of Freud's theories (mainly the sexual ones) so laughably ridiculous it hurts. Avoid him unless you want a good laugh. I was lucky enough to have Psych (AP, even) at my HS, too. Currently getting my degree in it.
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I have a really big list of these that was posted on 7chan a long time ago. It included most of the links in the original post, but there were many more I think. I'll have to look for it. Might take some time though, I'm pretty sure it's on my second hard drive, which is a mess.

(Note: 7chan fucking sucks. I was only surfing there when I was temporarily banned from 4chan.)
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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I have a really big list of these that was posted on 7chan a long time ago. It included most of the links in the original post, but there were many more I think. I'll have to look for it. Might take some time though, I'm pretty sure it's on my second hard drive, which is a mess.

(Note: 7chan fucking sucks. I was only surfing there when I was temporarily banned from 4chan.)

s'al good, I think I got the original list from 4chan's /x/ board, which is one of the more hilarious boards. I am scared though to know what you're doing to be banned from 4chan.
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s'al good, I think I got the original list from 4chan's /x/ board, which is one of the more hilarious boards. I am scared though to know what you're doing to be banned from 4chan.

lol /x/ can be entertaining sometimes if you're just looking for creepy/weird shit, like the above list of links. But it gets boring seeing thread after thread of "herp derp, look at this photo I took of a shadow in my basement. I think it might be the ghost of somebody who committed suicide 50 years ago"

I was somewhat hesitant to give an explanation as to why I was banned for a month (from all boards) but oh well, I'll divulge. I was in one of those you laugh you lose threads on /b/, and some guy dropped a photo of a young boy who had been forced to pose wearing a bra and panties and lipstick (by some pedo I'll assume) Now I wasn't able to tell what the photo was just by looking at the thumbnail, so I clicked it, and when I saw the photo I lol'd really hard because the guy even went as far as making him do his hair up in pigtails. I replied to the image with "FUCKING LOL" or something to that effect, and a few minutes later I was banned for "replying to a ceepee image". Apparently they will ban even for replying to something that is against the rules, because it bumps the image to the top in the thread preview (which I wasn't aware of). But seriously though, banned for that? The photo didn't even show genitals or sexual activity. I wouldn't even consider that ceepee.

I feel pretty bad for laughing though, the kid looked pretty unhappy having to pose like that. The guy probably didn't even pay him. Oh well, my ban is over. Lesson learned.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Here are a couple of screen captures from the Meiwes video, but be warned that they're pretty graphic:

http://www.documentingreality.com/f...-pictures-0.jpg
http://www.documentingreality.com/f...ctures-0-1-.jpg
http://www.documentingreality.com/f...ctures-0-2-.jpg

I wonder if Armin had any experience as a butcher, he seems to know what he's doing here.


Can you link the video?
 
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Can you link the video?
As far as I know the video was either destroyed after the trial or it is under extremely tight security somewhere. In other words, it's not on the interwebs. It's the one gore video I'd actually look forward to seeing, though.
 
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Yeah, but I find most of Freud's theories (mainly the sexual ones) so laughably ridiculous it hurts. Avoid him unless you want a good laugh. I was lucky enough to have Psych (AP, even) at my HS, too. Currently getting my degree in it.


Hmmm to me his shit makes sense. Well yeah his theories about the sexuality of man are pretty discussable, but the thesis about psychosomatic symptoms and psychological traumas are pretty good I think.
I'm not that informed about todays important psychologists. Any names I can do research on?

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As far as I know the video was either destroyed after the trial or it is under extremely tight security somewhere


It's in Berlin. Not destroyed because it's an evidence in his case
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Here are a couple of screen captures from the Meiwes video, but be warned that they're pretty graphic:

http://www.documentingreality.com/f...-pictures-0.jpg
http://www.documentingreality.com/f...ctures-0-1-.jpg
http://www.documentingreality.com/f...ctures-0-2-.jpg

I wonder if Armin had any experience as a butcher, he seems to know what he's doing here.

HOLY FACK! It's unfortunate the video isn't available This song would have made an excellent soundtrack to edit into the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7oGGud2Jk4
I'm sure Gomli knows the lyrics

Any chances of the video being released to the public after the trial? Probably not any time soon, but sometimes evidence such as videos and photos become public domain after a certain amount of time (usually decades.)

A good example is the security footage of the Columbine shootings. Only a few minutes of the video was ever released to the public (the cafeteria footage) but there is much more that is locked away. Some of the unseen footage includes students being shot (some at point-blank range) and the library footage of the two gunmen committing suicide. The judge ordered that the footage is not to be released to the public for 20 years. That was decided in 1999, so it will be released in 8 years. I wonder why he decided 20 years, or why it will even be released at all? I don't want to see the innocent students being killed, but I've had a very odd curiosity to see the suicide footage ever since I saw the two photos of their bodies in a newspaper when I was 11. That footage would definitely make the Budd Dwyer video obsolete!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7oGGud2Jk4
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Any chances of the video being released to the public after the trial? Probably not any time soon, but sometimes evidence such as videos and photos become public domain after a certain amount of time (usually decades.)

dude I LIVE the lyrics.
Hmmm normally there's no chance to get those evidences released even after 50 years or something like that. But I gotta ask a friend of mine who's a lawyer
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Hmmm normally there's no chance to get those evidences released even after 50 years or something like that.

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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Hmmm to me his shit makes sense. Well yeah his theories about the sexuality of man are pretty discussable, but the thesis about psychosomatic symptoms and psychological traumas are pretty good I think.
I'm not that informed about todays important psychologists. Any names I can do research on?

It's in Berlin. Not destroyed because it's an evidence in his case

Yeah, he wasn't all complete nonesense and he definitely pushed the development in the field. Check out Aaron T. Beck. He rules.

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HOLY FACK! It's unfortunate the video isn't available This song would have made an excellent soundtrack to edit into the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7oGGud2Jk4
I'm sure Gomli knows the lyrics

Any chances of the video being released to the public after the trial? Probably not any time soon, but sometimes evidence such as videos and photos become public domain after a certain amount of time (usually decades.)

A good example is the security footage of the Columbine shootings. Only a few minutes of the video was ever released to the public (the cafeteria footage) but there is much more that is locked away. Some of the unseen footage includes students being shot (some at point-blank range) and the library footage of the two gunmen committing suicide. The judge ordered that the footage is not to be released to the public for 20 years. That was decided in 1999, so it will be released in 8 years. I wonder why he decided 20 years, or why it will even be released at all? I don't want to see the innocent students being killed, but I've had a very odd curiosity to see the suicide footage ever since I saw the two photos of their bodies in a newspaper when I was 11. That footage would definitely make the Budd Dwyer video obsolete!

I think the thought behind it being released is the public has a right to see what happened, and I agree with that pretty much. The two decades wait is probably to let the pain and shock subside as much as possible. I personally don't want to see it, but I probably will out of morbid curiosity when it comes out. Fuck, I remember the day that happened, it was surreal. And I don't think anything will make that Budd Dwyer obsolete. Something about that footage makes me feel really, really uncomfortable. Just with the cold quickness he did it, how he did it, the good quality of the footage, and watching the life just drop out of his body.

Totally missed this: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...ult-family.html. Jesus. Much like the Fritz children, I can't even begin to imagine how much therapy and help they'll need to even become remotely normal. I don't even know if that's possible. Its really incredible how much damage you can do to a person's psyche and I think heavier sentences (read: life) should be put into place when children are involved as you've essentially fucked them for live.
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I think the thought behind it being released is the public has a right to see what happened, and I agree with that pretty much. The two decades wait is probably to let the pain and shock subside as much as possible. I personally don't want to see it, but I probably will out of morbid curiosity when it comes out. Fuck, I remember the day that happened, it was surreal. And I don't think anything will make that Budd Dwyer obsolete. Something about that footage makes me feel really, really uncomfortable. Just with the cold quickness he did it, how he did it, the good quality of the footage, and watching the life just drop out of his body.

Yeah I agree with that. The public does have a right to see what happened. And I figured the two decades was probably to let the dust settle. It would be tasteless to release the footage soon after the incident took place. I don't really remember much about the day it happened, but I do have that vivid memory of seeing the two fairly graphic closeups of the perpetrators bodies in the newspaper. Being eleven, it was the first time I had ever seen something so extreme. I was shocked, yet so goddamn fascinated at the same time lol.

Yeah, now that I think about it, I don't think anything would ever make the infamous Dwyer video obsolete. I must have been around late 12/early 13 the first time I saw that. I remember downloading the video through some P2P program (I think it was Morpheus) but the filename was somewhat misleading, it just said something like 'politician pulls gun on live TV'. So I assumed that it was some guy throwing a wobbler and taking hostages or whatever. When I watched the video, I had no idea what to expect, and when he popped himself and hit the ground I was in shock. I just sat there staring at the blood running from his nose/head like a fucking volcano. I started to have a bit of a panic attack and deleted the video immediately. God damn it was difficult to get to sleep that night, haha. Those images just wouldn't stop playing through my head.

Incidentally, were you aware that Budd was a jazz trombonist in his spare time?



Oh, also... in regards to my post above (2011-03-17 23:57) I should have clarified that I do not find child abuse funny. I was actually quite disturbed by what I saw, but it was only the pigtails that made me laugh. I have a very unusual sense of humour in the sense that I can see something totally horrendous (and be disturbed by it) but if there is one small thing about it that's unusual or weird like that, I'll explode with lulz. Talk about mixed emotions. But yeah, in all seriousness, there are two things I'll definitely draw the line with, child and animal abuse.

Well, I hope I cleared that up a bit so I don't seem like a totally revolting person.

Time to make some tea and go drop a brick.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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I wasn't able to find that document containing the links, but I did however find a whole fucking pile of them in my bookmarks last night. Enjoy!
(My apologies if some of these are already in the original post.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_Man (Title of the article made me lol)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_argument
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Torso_Murderer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_...ation_awareness (The seal makes the whole thing even more unsettling. Illuminati, anyone?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dodecahedron
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starchild_skull
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_tunnel_incident (lolwut?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discov...07%E2%80%932008 (This is nothing new to me, as it has been happening in my province. But some of you may find it interesting.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_pu...the_Wych_Elm%3F
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25 ( Don't get treated for cancer in my country )
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavener_Runestone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington_Runestone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tecaxic-Calixtlahuaca_head
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Lick_Monster (Absolute bullshit, but the title alone made it worth posting.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_BLUEBIRD (I first read about this in a David Icke book. Disturbing shit.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic (lol)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_Man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_place_artifacts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Murray_Spear (lol)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaspar_Hauser
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infras...s_to_infrasound
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_Kitty_murder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Ramirez
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parker_Ray (Remind anyone of a particular film?)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_pass_accident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbidden_Plateau
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-sea_gigantism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-eating_tree
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara



Also, here's a good site with plenty more links:
http://brix.wikispot.org/Categories_-_Start_Here!
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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I had the same list you posted blitz, but I excised quite a few of the articles because they were kinda pointless, such as ones about local legends involving swamp creatures and the like. I'll add them for sure, I was just explaining their absence until now haha. I'll also add Dylan's when I can be bothered. Cunt.

In the meantime I've added a fascinating article about Bobbi, bunny and DameFraMorkum: Vish Kanya. These female assassins gradually made themselves immune to poison, and had a heavy dose of said poison in their blood, and would then use their girly bits to poison enemies to death via sexitimes. I would pretty much make this top of my list of possible suicide methods, bumping "drowned in girl cum" down to second place.
 
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This may or may not fit into this particular list. But yea, I can see this fitting in with Bush the younger, but on the whole... yea... um, sure, but... formalized?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation...ey_Presentation
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Fuck me, Yanks are weirder than the Japs.

All of the above has been added to the list. HOOAH!
 
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Added Operation Minstead, an article about the police operation to capture the most fucked-up serial rapist in British history.

Also added List of paraphilias, which lists fetishes and strange sexual proclivities.
 
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Here's a classic I didn't see in the list; a good reminder of why you should never, ever, respect an authority just because they're the authorities.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege
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Hahaha how is this even worthy of its own article? And why do the spacemen in images like these always look exactly like the perceptions of what spacemen look like from that particular era? This one looks very much like it's from a shitty sci-fi movie from the 60s, which is when the pic was taken. If it was taken in the 80s it'd probably look like this:

http://i56.tinypic.com/rj1lll.jpg
 
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No way, man! That thing is real. I seen't it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_Pass_incident
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The film is actually pretty interesting yet disturbing.
Have you guys ever wondered why experimentation with human beings mustn't be practised?
Of course not like in the third Reich against the will of someone, but I think there'd be enough strange dudes giving their okay to get stem cells of an axolotl injected to see if they can reproduce organs by themselves...just a thought

Edit: AH YEAH AND HOLY FUCK WHAT A CASE OF ANIMAL ABUSE!! What a strange feeling that must have been when your head is separated from your body and just laying there
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Edit: AH YEAH AND HOLY FUCK WHAT A CASE OF ANIMAL ABUSE!! What a strange feeling that must have been when your head is separated from your body and just laying there
If I was going to be executed or something I'd love to try this shit out before the big day. That is, having my head severed but kept alive. As long as it doesn't hurt too much. Just think, I could suck my own cock! I wouldn't feel it, but maybe I'd have that thing amputees get, where they experience phantom pain and sensations in the limbs they no longer have. Man, I'd eat my fucking cock like Gomers eats German sausage aka cock.
 
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Thank you.

Also, involving the same nerve system that many people have suicide... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache Suicide Headache

Perhaps Dyldo needs details?
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Old 2011-04-14, 07:17
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I really appreciated that, thank you
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Old 2011-04-14, 12:04
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Added all of the above. My mum had a cluster headache-grade migraine once when we were in a cab on the way home from shopping. It was fucking traumatic, she was literally screaming in pain and gripping the sides of her head, flailing around like she had a grenade inside her skull, and both I and the cab driver pretty much shat ourselves haha. She was in agony until the ambulance arrived and pumped her full of morphine. She's on meds for migraines, but she has a special pill she only takes when she starts tasting copper and her vision starts to blur, because that's when the biggie arrives. The big migraine I mean, not my fat cock, although it has been known to blur vision and give off a weird taste.
 
Old 2011-04-14, 13:04
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you must have missed the bold print in the first sentence

Aha, wow, I totally missed that first line! I guess I was expecting to see a section with huge statistics about the number of people with the disease that off themselves.
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Old 2011-04-14, 18:12
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No way, man! That thing is real. I seen't it!

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Old 2011-04-15, 14:46
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Old 2011-04-17, 23:14
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Aha, wow, I totally missed that first line! I guess I was expecting to see a section with huge statistics about the number of people with the disease that off themselves.

haha i was just being a dick, i agree
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Old 2011-04-18, 03:45
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You're turning into Dan Aykroyd, minus the talent.

I added an article about Freddie Scappaticci aka Stakeknife, a British double-agent with balls the size of fists.

I also added Giant's Causeway, which is said to be "worth seeing, but not worth going to see". I live about 20 minutes from it and even I have never bothered going to see it.

Ooo, just added David Reimer. This kid was circumcised badly and, much like PST, ended up having to have his ruined cock lopped off and a shiny new vagina installed instead. And, just like PST, upon reaching adolescence he developed severe emotional problems. Unlike PST, however, he did the honourable thing and killed himself. It's never too late!

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Old 2011-04-19, 07:07
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I also added Giant's Causeway, which is said to be "worth seeing, but not worth going to see". I live about 20 minutes from it and even I have never bothered going to see it.[/I]

Jesus Christ. You won't walk 20 minutes to go see something cool like that? I've been known to walk 30 minutes to the nearest tobacconist when I run out of cigars haha
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2011-04-19, 07:28
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Jesus Christ. You won't walk 20 minutes to go see something cool like that? I've been known to walk 30 minutes to the nearest tobacconist when I run out of cigars haha
20 minutes by car! It's probably closer to 45 minutes to be honest, and if I'm not honest I'd say it's about 8 light years away, but I am so I won't.

My aunt and uncle recently bought a place on the coast, and it's walking distance from the Causeway. If I'm down there this summer - and why the fuck wouldn't I be? I'M SOCIAL - I might consider walking down if I can be arsed which I probably won't be. If I wanna see a load of mouldy hexagonal structures I'll just press my turds through a Play-Doh Fun Factory™.
 
Old 2011-04-20, 12:01
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Added John and Lorena Bobbitt. Lorena cut off John's cock as he slept and chucked it from her car as she drove passed a field. KIRI KIRI KIRI KIRI!
 
Old 2011-04-20, 12:11
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Too bad a dog didn't find it, cart it off, and bury it somewhere.
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Old 2011-04-20, 12:25
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Is that what happened to Bob when you decided to release him back into the wild?
 
Old 2011-04-21, 04:24
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Too bad a dog didn't find it, cart it off, and bury it somewhere.


Isn't that what Paddy just described?
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Old 2011-04-21, 12:52
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A dog she ain't!

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/4044...ena_bobbitt.jpg

She can cut off my cock any time she fuckin' well pleases.

Hahaha awesome, I just found a picture of the guy's severed willy. It's a picture of a guy holding a picture of the cock in court, but you can see it clearly:

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Old 2011-04-21, 14:21
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Hey Pads, post the wiki's you add into your post about adding them so I don't have to go digging for them. You know I'm far too busy reading wikis to go look for wikis.




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Hahaha, great picture. Poor bastard.

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Old 2011-04-21, 15:41
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How did you find this?
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To save us both some time you could try holding Alt+Ctrl and then fucking off.

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How did you find this?
I typed "novelty paper weights" into Google Image. Nah, I typed in "Lorena Bobbitt" to see what she looked like, and it was amongst the search results. You might have to adjust Google's search settings in order to switch off the content filter though.
 
Old 2011-04-22, 06:37
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That same picture was used on a UFO show and they said it was an airship of some sort.
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Old 2011-04-28, 03:50
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Added the article concerning the recent PlayStation network hacking.

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Old 2011-04-28, 06:14
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The playstation thing was all over 4chan the last 2 weeks.
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Old 2011-05-01, 07:52
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You might have to adjust Google's search settings in order to switch off the content filter though.

That thing has always pissed me the fuck off! Especially when I'm trying to find some good gore photos and I forget that the filter is on.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2011-05-01, 14:14
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Old 2011-05-01, 15:07
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I've only just come to terms with the fact that if you type in the first part of the Swedish work användarmanual (user's manual) in Google you get to använda (use/used) and then it suggests used panties. Yep, second place.
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Old 2011-05-01, 16:32
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Does that mean it's number two?
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Old 2011-05-01, 16:40
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I've only just come to terms with the fact that if you type in the first part of the Swedish work användarmanual (user's manual) in Google you get to använda (use/used) and then it suggests used panties. Yep, second place.

I know someone who totally isn't me that runs one of the biggest distributors of customizable used panties and underwear in the United States. He basically employs a few hundred women and men to wear a customer-picked pair of panties from anywhere between 1 - 30 days straight, depending on the price paid, model (if chosen, as its a pricier option instead of the "anonymous" model feature) and time specified. His company is one of the most successful in this business because of the awesome prices and high product quality. However, it can also get quite costly when it gets around the 30 day mark as it requires the employee to not wash their genital areas for the amount of time requested and, as I'm sure you can all imagine, most people don't like to not shower for such a long time. As mentioned above, you have the option to choose the model that you'd like to wear the panties. You can select the model from his extensive employee catalog that offers pictures, weight, height, age, sexual activity, physical activity, and even diet. This adds a completely new dimension to what you can order besides the panty type, color, size, etc.

He also sells what he calls "The Cake". If you don't want the panties for whatever reason, or just want the more "concentrated" product, you can have the 30 day crusty panty remnants scrapped off from the fabric (which is also soaked and wrung) and put inside a little perfume jar which you can then use to spray on anything you like. Its under his "Let Them Smell Cake!" product line.

His newest line of product is his "Winning Streak" underwear line (a tacky marketing name with the Sheen reference, I think, but hey, whatever sells). This is something I've been paid to do myself, actually! Basically, I wore a tight pair of white (usually Fruit of the Loom, cotton) underwear for a few days while only doing a very minimal amount of wiping so that you get those lovely brown streaks running up and down the backside. The customer also requested that I run 2.5 miles each day so that was interesting (and lucrative!). I had no intention of getting involved in this but as a joke he put my picture up on his site as one of the models you could commission to wear the underwear and I was picked a few times! They were all uncomfortable 5 days but it paid for this computer I am typing to you on.
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Old 2011-05-01, 16:48
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Old 2011-05-01, 17:47
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Old 2011-05-02, 04:14
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His newest line of product is his "Winning Streak" underwear line (a tacky marketing name with the Sheen reference, I think, but hey, whatever sells). This is something I've been paid to do myself, actually! Basically, I wore a tight pair of white (usually Fruit of the Loom, cotton) underwear for a few days while only doing a very minimal amount of wiping so that you get those lovely brown streaks running up and down the backside. The customer also requested that I run 2.5 miles each day so that was interesting (and lucrative!). I had no intention of getting involved in this but as a joke he put my picture up on his site as one of the models you could commission to wear the underwear and I was picked a few times! They were all uncomfortable 5 days but it paid for this computer I am typing to you on.

How much would you charge to give yourself a big gash with a razor blade, then let it get infected and send me the smelly pus covered bandage dressings?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2011-05-02, 14:23
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That sounds kind of dangerous! I'd rather just wear putrid stanky underwear for you. PM me if you're interested.
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Old 2011-05-02, 15:08
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That sounds kind of dangerous! I'd rather just wear putrid stanky underwear for you. PM me if you're interested.

Okay okay... my first offer was a little too weird. How about I meet you in the middle: $400.00 for a large vial full of smegma?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Haha. I actually have my turtleneck intact. I could produce it myself if I wanted to

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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How much would you charge to give yourself a big gash with a razor blade, then let it get infected and send me the smelly pus covered bandage dressings?


Done, done, as soon as I get the money, 20 bucks.
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Done, done, as soon as I get the money, 20 bucks.
Also why you no check my popsongs

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good that you remind me I've downloaded them a few days ago
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Added the Texas Slave Ranch. I'm pretty sure it's a typo; this shit only happens in Ohio, but whateva.
 
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Has this one been added yet?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones

I found quite a few more that I'll post later on.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2011-05-08, 23:59
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Has this one been added yet?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones

I found quite a few more that I'll post later on.


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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Added all of the above (that is, the ones which weren't already added before, ya lazy doesn't-check-shit muthafucka!).

 
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You tell him. How dare he?
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Old 2011-05-10, 05:58
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You tell him. How dare he?
I don't know, but he did. He DARED. The only thing I hate more than daring is cajoling. That and coat-holding Swedes.
 
Old 2011-05-10, 07:53
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I'm sorry everybody I'm sorry that I let you all down.

If it makes you feel any better, you can all take turns spanking my bare arse.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2011-05-10, 08:22
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Charles Domery | A Polish solider who couldn't stop eating.

This part made me lol hard:

"During service on the French frigate Hoche, he attempted to eat the severed leg of a crew member hit by cannon fire, before other members of the crew wrestled it from him."
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2011-05-11, 01:34
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I don't know, but he did. He DARED. The only thing I hate more than daring is cajoling. That and coat-holding Swedes.


You do assume, of course, that the sharp edge wasn't aimed at you.
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