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Old 2011-02-01, 18:07
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It's sleeting here now. If you don't see me for a few days you'll know I'm a popsicle.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-02-01, 18:19
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It's sleeting here now. If you don't see me for a few days you'll know I'm a popsicle.


it seems like its cold everywhere, it was in the negatives here in northern Colorado today, and before that on the weekend it was 65
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Old 2011-02-01, 19:51
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Yeah, it sounded like someone was whizzing on my window a few minutes ago. Now my cat won't quit yeowling. Not a normal sound for her. My neighbor that plows went off my driveway and got stuck. I tried from both ends. My truck isn't heavy enough to yank him out so he ended up calling a tow truck. He finished plowing after that.
Welcome to winter officially.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-02-01, 21:05
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And in the meantime we've been hovering just above zero in the daytime; merry little streams of thawing and ruthless slippery patches abound. La Nina FTW.
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Old 2011-02-02, 06:52
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90K without power a couple counties south of here. Glad it isn't us and hope we don't have the freezing rain. It's 41 right now, but supposed to hit the teens in about 5 hours.

Anyone talk to powersoft'? It's his birthday.

And HAPPY WHISTLE PIG DAY!!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-02-02, 07:58
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It's 64(F) suppose to make it to 70(F). Sadly it will be freezing cold by tomorrow I'm ready to see the end of this winter.

When do I get my own signature? Been here for a good while, but I've forgotten the criteria you have to meet to get one.
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Old 2011-02-02, 19:47
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You have to donate to a Charity of your choice. If you don't know any Charity then you can donate to me.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-02-02, 21:17
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I'm gonna donate to the sperm bank, because I haven't gotten off since sunday

the sperm bank being a heavy duty paper towel
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Old 2011-02-02, 23:32
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It's 64(F) suppose to make it to 70(F). Sadly it will be freezing cold by tomorrow I'm ready to see the end of this winter.

When do I get my own signature? Been here for a good while, but I've forgotten the criteria you have to meet to get one.


You already have a sig. Everyone gets those. If you're talking about a custom user title, I think (but not sure) it's 2000 posts and 2 years posting. Something along those lines. I think mods get one regardless of how long they've been here or how many posts they have, but not sure about that, either. I have no idea how many posts I had when I was modded. I know I had been here for a while, though.
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Old 2011-02-03, 09:00
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You already have a sig. Everyone gets those. If you're talking about a custom user title, I think (but not sure) it's 2000 posts and 2 years posting. Something along those lines. I think mods get one regardless of how long they've been here or how many posts they have, but not sure about that, either. I have no idea how many posts I had when I was modded. I know I had been here for a while, though.

Awesome, I just figured it out
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Old 2011-02-03, 09:11
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Since in the control panel it says "edit signature" I just assumed he meant the quotes below the posts.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-02-04, 16:50
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I just figured out that "User CP" at the top left doesn't deliver what it promises.
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Old 2011-02-04, 17:26
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I just figured out that "User CP" at the top left doesn't deliver what it promises.


heh heh heh I think I get the joke
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Old 2011-02-04, 19:09
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What does the acronym "CP" mean?
 
Old 2011-02-04, 19:33
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Crusty Prostate. I think.
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Old 2011-02-05, 06:53
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Anthony Kiedis should get kicked the ffffffffffuck out of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. And then Frusciante should rejoin. And he should just sing. Then maybe I'd go see them live. But now, no thanks, I don't want that nasal pseudo-sexgod (mythos only he cultivates/tries to cultivate, unasked) off key singing constant out of breath running dumbass to fuck up Otherside forever for me, nooo thanks.
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Old 2011-02-05, 08:16
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I'm searching for an excuse why I won't be able to go to that birthday party this evening. Every proposal is welcome. Only AIDS and STD's aren't that appropriate.
Man-o-man twins celebrating their birthday, I always hated that
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Old 2011-02-05, 13:50
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Anthony Kiedis should get kicked the ffffffffffuck out of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. And then Frusciante should rejoin. And he should just sing. Then maybe I'd go see them live. But now, no thanks, I don't want that nasal pseudo-sexgod (mythos only he cultivates/tries to cultivate, unasked) off key singing constant out of breath running dumbass to fuck up Otherside forever for me, nooo thanks.

I think the whole band should go back to do heroin, making semi-decent 90s music, and then die. Fuck, I can't stand them either.
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Old 2011-02-05, 13:52
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Old 2011-02-05, 14:50
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holy shit, her "ticks" seem dominant over anything she says that is normal
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Old 2011-02-06, 00:07
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I think the whole band should go back to do heroin, making semi-decent 90s music, and then die. Fuck, I can't stand them either.


RHCP really are fuckin runny, diarrhea, shit. Total fucking sewage.

Anthony Kiedis especially can suck an advanced syphilitic transvetite's dick until it falls off in his mouth, at which point he can briefly use it as a dildo in his ass before returning it to his mouth to clean it. God, he sucks. His singing sucks, his lyrics suck, and RHCP sucks. Then I found out he hated Mike Patton and single-handedly got Mr. Bungle kicked off some Euro tours in the 90's (apparently, the rest of RHCP didn't mind Patton/Bungle and got along with them) and now I hate him even more. I mean, I already hated hearing all those sappy, weak-ass, fucking ballads and shitty, radio drivel, whine-rock songs the past 15 years, but then I found out he was a shitty person in addition to being a shitty musician and no longer have any respect for him at all.
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Old 2011-02-06, 00:17
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I'm in love.


"Fish a baby out of the bed!", "Jesus is pregnant with a child!". Do you spend hours finding these priceless jewels?
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Old 2011-02-06, 13:01
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RHCP really are fuckin runny, diarrhea, shit. Total fucking sewage.

Anthony Kiedis especially can suck an advanced syphilitic transvetite's dick until it falls off in his mouth, at which point he can briefly use it as a dildo in his ass before returning it to his mouth to clean it. God, he sucks. His singing sucks, his lyrics suck, and RHCP sucks. Then I found out he hated Mike Patton and single-handedly got Mr. Bungle kicked off some Euro tours in the 90's (apparently, the rest of RHCP didn't mind Patton/Bungle and got along with them) and now I hate him even more. I mean, I already hated hearing all those sappy, weak-ass, fucking ballads and shitty, radio drivel, whine-rock songs the past 15 years, but then I found out he was a shitty person in addition to being a shitty musician and no longer have any respect for him at all.


Right there with you, Chris. I had the misfortune of seeing them live once back in the day and it was actually pretty fucking hilarious. They actually hate babies, too. I sent them a letter saying if they make one more album I will douse and set flame to as many babies as their are tracks and yet they keep on going. What really gets up my ass though is how much they're worshiped like fucking rock gods. I mean, that's annoying in general I guess, but its even more annoying when they're not even close to deserving it. If some one recommends that I read Scar Tissue one more time I'm going to thunderfuck their face.

And yes, Kiedis hating Patton really sealed the deal for me. I can't remember if this happened before or after Bungle got kicked off the tour (Kiedis gave the promoter the "its them or us" ultimatum), but I remember seeing/reading about a hilarious Bungle show where they randomly broke out into a RHCP song and then they all took out syringes and started shooting up. It was fucking great. I also remember reading about Kiedis going on about how Patton's entire rap-rock and vocal style was stolen from him. That should be fucking libel.
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Old 2011-02-06, 14:15
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well for the record i dont care much for mike patton either
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Old 2011-02-07, 10:42
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Rockstars are self-important douchebags, surprise surprise. I can sum up his beef with Patton in one word probably- jealousy.
 
Old 2011-02-07, 12:10
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Yo Transient she just called you jealous.
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Old 2011-02-07, 13:34
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Old 2011-02-07, 19:28
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OH That is awful. Not mainstream enough for my tastes.
 
Old 2011-02-08, 16:53
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I poured myself a drink and was putting the bottle back in the fridge and the bottle slipped from my hand and was making its way towards the ground. I instinctively tried to catch it by pulling my hands in towards my body, to try and press it into my squishy gut, but I was too slow and the bottle hit the ground. However, my hands kept moving and before my mind could interrupt the sequence of events I hit myself on the right testicle and it really hurt.

That is all.
 
Old 2011-02-08, 17:16
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-02-10, 16:10
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Old 2011-02-10, 16:44
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Any of you guys read Hungarian? I've got a short text that I'd like translated, but I'm not having much luck with online translators. Thanks.

EDIT: I may have gotten it translated basically, but if anyone wants to have a look see, lemme know.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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Old 2011-02-10, 18:52
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OH That is awful. Not mainstream enough for my tastes.


i like it.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-02-13, 19:58
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aha yeah im jealous of somebody who looks like a white trash johnny depp with less talent
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Old 2011-02-13, 20:44
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Old 2011-02-13, 20:48
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This place is slower than Muhammad Ali without his Parkinson's medication.
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Old 2011-02-13, 22:27
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This place is slower than Muhammad Ali without his Parkinson's medication.


Can't argue with that. And I'm not much help. Oh well.

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Old 2011-02-14, 05:29
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This place is slower than Muhammad Ali without his Parkinson's medication.


You sir, need to take back that statement or someone might get offended!

 
Old 2011-02-14, 17:33
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Old 2011-02-14, 18:06
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Happy Valentine's Day to all my derelict friends.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-02-15, 12:34
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lolz??`

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Old 2011-02-16, 22:25
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I blame the sea. The sea and immigrants. Oh, and minorities.
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Old 2011-02-18, 10:38
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New Radiohead comes out Saturday! Wooo! Not free this time, though.


I pre-ordered the uncompressed WAV digital download. Definitely ready to get back into new Radiohead. I really liked In Rainbows.

HOWEVER... it would be kinda funny if this album was fucking terrible haha.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2011-02-18, 11:03
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I blame the sea. The sea and immigrants. Oh, and minorities.


Don't keep blaming yourself, Chris. We all still love you.

I'm a grandma again. Little girl. You guys keep away from her! And your children aren't allowed near her either- ever.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-02-18, 13:49
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I pre-ordered the uncompressed WAV digital download. Definitely ready to get back into new Radiohead. I really liked In Rainbows.

HOWEVER... it would be kinda funny if this album was fucking terrible haha.


I also got the .wav. I don't think its possible for Radiohead to release a bad album. They've got their craft so honed.

Oh yeah, they released it today for some reason. You can get it now. I have 1 min left on my download!
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Old 2011-02-19, 07:02
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Ever heard of "teratomas" ? That is one of the most disgusting yet fascinating defunction of our cell reproducial!!!
A teratoma is a tumor that can contain teeth and hairs or other organic tissue! Most of them grow in your balls/ovars
Just look how beautiful even the most disgusting things look colured under a microscope :
http://www.webpathology.com/slides/...reTeratoma2.jpg

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Old 2011-02-19, 12:03
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Cool colors!!! It looks like beaded glass. But your description is just begging for cartoon drawings.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2011-02-19, 14:44
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Ever heard of "teratomas" ? That is one of the most disgusting yet fascinating defunction of our cell reproducial!!!
A teratoma is a tumor that can contain teeth and hairs or other organic tissue! Most of them grow in your balls/ovars
Just look how beautiful even the most disgusting things look colured under a microscope :
http://www.webpathology.com/slides/...reTeratoma2.jpg

Thank you Carcass for bringing me into this topic a few years ago


Someone's been reading Cracked!
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Old 2011-02-20, 18:11
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Old 2011-02-20, 20:05
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that's a bit early isn't it? well I have a friend that had a kid at 20, and I think his girlfriend was 16 or 17. yeah.
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Old 2011-02-20, 21:25
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Old 2011-02-21, 03:18
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That news actually made my day. And come on guys, it's not like he's trading in a life of lots of partying and (having) friends now is it?
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Old 2011-02-21, 09:36
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He can still do some partying. He just has to alter the destinations and remember he has a big little responsibility now.

That's awesome, Req'. Congrats.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Old 2011-02-21, 12:29
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Reqtum's going to be a father.


d00d's fucked
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Old 2011-02-21, 12:32
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d00d's fucked

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Old 2011-02-21, 13:58
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Not really, I make more than enough money to support my (future)child, plus two new car bills, insurance for both, house rent, and utilities. you guys are just jealous of my success. i bet yall both still live with your parents and get allowance blah balls balls my life is bettar than urz

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Old 2011-02-21, 16:28
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You're welcome. If you're expecting that means you got something at least once that most of these guys are still waiting on.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-02-21, 17:14
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Not really, I make more than enough money to support my (future)child, plus two new car bills, insurance for both, house rent, and utilities. you guys are just jealous of my success. i bet yall both still live with your parents and get allowance blah balls balls my life is bettar than urz

Thanks LBXXX



Haha. Trust me. It isn't.



Also un an unrelated note I just got to scratch "black chick" off of my list. Boom.
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.

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Old 2011-02-21, 19:20
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Old 2011-02-21, 19:50
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Not really, I make more than enough money to support my (future)child, plus two new car bills, insurance for both, house rent, and utilities. you guys are just jealous of my success. i bet yall both still live with your parents and get allowance blah balls balls my life is bettar than urz

Thanks LBXXX

Yeah, that's it.

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Old 2011-02-22, 07:27
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Also un an unrelated note I just got to scratch "black chick" off of my list. Boom.

What else is on the list? Drunk asian chick in horse costume?
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Old 2011-02-22, 08:58
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Req, what do you and your gf do for a living?

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Yeah, that's it.

Congrats, Wolf. Details!



Not much details concerning the set up seeing as she was an old classmate of mine with the same intention so it was just a case of setting up a date.

DAT ASS and her PLACE though. Had a skylight and everything (over here that's a big deal)

And Gomli, that was my ex minus the drunk and costume.
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Old 2011-02-22, 09:52
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Req, what do you and your gf do for a living?

Congrats...I think.


I'm the assistant manager of a family owned lumber yard chain. They pay surprisingly well. My wife is a works at another family owned company that manufactures and sells mattresses to pretty much the entire US.
 
Old 2011-02-22, 15:37
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Not much details concerning the set up seeing as she was an old classmate of mine with the same intention so it was just a case of setting up a date.

DAT ASS and her PLACE though. Had a skylight and everything (over here that's a big deal)

And Gomli, that was my ex minus the drunk and costume.

Her goal was to sex a white Belgian metal head? Damn is that specific. I remember a few years back FBS had a pretty hilarious sex to-do list posted around here somewhere. I still need to do it in a church.
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Old 2011-02-22, 17:54
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Well just "white Belgian" would describe me better so that un-narrows it down a bit.


You had a shot at that, didn't you? Only you'd be her first and all that?
And yeah, remember that list. He was already scratching a lot off of that list too as far as I remember.
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Old 2011-02-22, 18:46
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Well just "white Belgian" would describe me better so that un-narrows it down a bit.


You had a shot at that, didn't you? Only you'd be her first and all that?
And yeah, remember that list. He was already scratching a lot off of that list too as far as I remember.


I think its beautiful that two people can come together (heh) for the sake of helping one another in their sexual conquests. Yeah, I did and I wake up in a cold sweat of regret every morning for not doing it.
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Old 2011-02-22, 19:29
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Also un an unrelated note I just got to scratch "black chick" off of my list. Boom.

Rhode Island Red is next?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-02-22, 22:03
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I'm the assistant manager of a family owned lumber yard chain. They pay surprisingly well. My wife is a works at another family owned company that manufactures and sells mattresses to pretty much the entire US.

That's a pretty good deal if you don't have a degree. I went to a career fair for construction management students today, handed out some resumes and got some business cards. It seems sort of grim though, I'm reconsidering the Army after college.
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I think its beautiful that two people can come together (heh) for the sake of helping one another in their sexual conquests. Yeah, I did and I wake up in a cold sweat of regret every morning for not doing it.

Sex is probably one of the hardest things ever to obtain, don't feel bad
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Old 2011-02-23, 01:40
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Not on certain thoroughfares in Liverpool it ain't
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Old 2011-02-23, 08:32
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Not on certain thoroughfares in Liverpool it ain't


same in Lübeck
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Not with these blue eyes. And I still got to do her, just not in a church.
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Old 2011-02-23, 16:55
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Doing a Siamese twin would be really interesting. Is it considered a threesome? Is it incest? What if only one of them wants to fuck you? Is it rape for the other one? What if one has a boyfriend? Is that cheating? I must know the answers to these questions.
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Old 2011-02-23, 17:10
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Let's do a Pripyat/Chernobyl-crosstown tour
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Old 2011-02-23, 17:32
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Old 2011-02-24, 06:55
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Can't imagine you return healthy from that tour. I'm jealous
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Old 2011-02-24, 12:54
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I've heard they have tiny ones.

Has anyone heard anything from Paddy?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-02-24, 13:11
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I've heard they have tiny ones.

Has anyone heard anything from Paddy?

nope, its weird that he hasn't posted here in a long ass time
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Yeah, I know. There's been a few disruptions over there, but nothing very recent. I hope everything is okay.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2011-02-24, 15:32
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probably just on some sort of probation after the authorities found 14g of nude kiddies on his comp. at least thats what im thinking.
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I'm with DQ on that assumption. That, or one of the midgets finally got to his throat. Or maybe Chris cap'd his ass with his Uzi from his Caddy.

Chris is black.
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Old 2011-02-24, 17:32
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Yeah,but so is Paddy. Knickknack Paddy daBlack is his street name.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Ya, been like 4 years since I posted here. I would just would like to say.......it is BULLSHIT that half the tabs i did aren't even on this fuggin website...... they weren't metallica tabs wtf LALL
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What I meant to say was..........VOTE REPUBLICAN! DOUBLE POST, WHAT AN ASS
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Ya, been like 4 years since I posted here.



4 years and you are still 13 years old?
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Old 2011-02-25, 09:36
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Old 2011-02-25, 10:56
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So, this is the time we say anything we want about Paddy? Since he's not here, that is defenseless, that is fair and juicy game.
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Old 2011-02-25, 12:35
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So, this is the time we say anything we want about Paddy? Since he's not here, that is defenseless, that is fair and juicy game.

Well, what is there to say. Anything about midgets and child-cunny is just common knowledge, and as far as I can tell no one is really bothered by it.
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Old 2011-02-25, 13:15
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I'm with DQ on that assumption. That, or one of the midgets finally got to his throat. Or maybe Chris cap'd his ass with his Uzi from his Caddy.

Chris is black.


Wrong. It was ALLEGEDLY an AR-15 and I ALLEGEDLY drive a nine-deuce Impala.
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Old 2011-02-25, 18:30
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I enjoy looking at the profile of random members whenever their name pops up under the birthday section because sometimes you find their old Tripod or Angel Fire sites and they're always so ridiculously shitty. The rule of thumb is usually the worse the name is, the worse the site. But today, Deicide, you are the winner for this month: http://deekman14.tripod.com/

The best one I ever found was of some girl on here that had so many horrible poems about suicide and death, and then pictures of her friends, and then pictures of her crying with quotes like "Anyday now...". I really wish I saved it. I just went back about 3 months through the birthdays but I couldn't find her.
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Old 2011-02-25, 18:36
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Pleassssssssssssssssse find a link to her account. I love laughing at others grief.
 
Old 2011-02-26, 05:58
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The best one I ever found was of some girl on here that had so many horrible poems about suicide and death, and then pictures of her friends, and then pictures of her crying with quotes like "Anyday now...". I really wish I saved it. I just went back about 3 months through the birthdays but I couldn't find her.


Bottle of absinthe and you will remember her. Please do it kay?
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Old 2011-02-26, 11:08
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I enjoy looking at the profile of random members whenever their name pops up under the birthday section because sometimes you find their old Tripod or Angel Fire sites and they're always so ridiculously shitty. The rule of thumb is usually the worse the name is, the worse the site. But today, Deicide, you are the winner for this month: http://deekman14.tripod.com/

The best one I ever found was of some girl on here that had so many horrible poems about suicide and death, and then pictures of her friends, and then pictures of her crying with quotes like "Anyday now...". I really wish I saved it. I just went back about 3 months through the birthdays but I couldn't find her.

I don't know what made that chick think anyone would want to read more than a sentence, you can barely read the text anyway.
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