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Old 2010-09-27, 06:15
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puppy love

puppy love

My Dad's dog is dead,
I kicked it in the head.
It's name was Fred,
At least that's what he said.

I'm sitting in the bath,
With my sister, Kath,
She's learning how to laugh,
I drew it on a graph.

My neighbour runs a bank,
He really wants a wank,
I did it but he stank,
And he didn't even thank.

I hate it when it rains,
It gives me anal pains,
They're driving me insane,
Although I'm sorry to complain.

I dream of puppy love,
I'll wear you like a glove,
Up your bum I'll shove,
You'll fit me like a glove.

JAMF 2010
Old 2010-09-27, 16:42
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Ditch the double "glove" in the last stanza. Even if you're holding on with both hands.
My eldest son's bipolar website:

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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