Well, that's obviously not Paddy. Not a Ginger, for one thing.

did you eat it or just juvv it in yer bum?

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ok guys.
Check this out.
You know how matter isn't created or destroyed?
Everyone on the planet is just recycled bits of ancient inhabitants of earth, be it animals, trees, people, whatever.

It's all a cycle.

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It's hard to make it out in that crappy video, but if you pause it at just the right moment you can see that he is indeed ginger:

http://hosting01.hotchyx.com/adult-...9/8269proof.jpg

Not that it makes a difference, what with me having jet-black hair as dark as the ace of spades all over my chiselled body.

I slid it down the shaft of my cock and then fired it at high velocity at a passing midget.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc

I feel ya, bra

Man, I hate suburbia. I miss living in a house in the forest. The people here are borderline retarded, and same with their dogs I may add.

I watched that movie a lot as a kid, for some reason. Not a disney child though.

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Fuck that makes sense . . . or not? We have to go deeper

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They're having midget wrestling at a biker event in town this weekend. I heard that and thought of you guys.

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Paddy obtained tickets before you even typed this sentence I bet

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/\/\ Lulz.

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hahahaha

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Thankfully some of us escape it and only come back to post once every 6 months.

sup

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ALL BOW DOWN TO OUR CREATOR. NIHILIST IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD.

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Based on your post and onj your post counter I can say that your are 4,976 / 2 years old.
That would be 2488 yrs. You are truly a god! HAAAAAIL

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Aaah shit. What's up you Tasmanian Devil fucker?

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I've been in and out over the last year or so..though I haven't been around here all that long. Joined in 06 when I turned 24.

Funny thing is that I used this site for the tabs for a while before that, just never realized there was a forum behind the home page.

Then my old roommate (basstendencies) pointed it out to me and I signed up. Worst decision evar. haha

heeeeeeeeey buddy. Nothin' much. Workin' my ass off.

How've you been?

I have no idea what you are talking about, but that's cool.

Am I hyped up or what? One week left until the election, and these are the numbers! We're in the left column in the first, just normal polls. The second is an average from three large gambling companies and their odds on what coalition will win. And we're Alliansen!
http://www.erixon.com/pm/opinionsmatningar2010.htm

http://www.vemvinnervalet.se/2010

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Same ol'. Music, work, school. Where you working at? Got any bands going on?

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I love reading shit from the Black Metal war days:

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...ighlight=Burzum

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Why the fuck is Burzum always written in red?

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The last part of the URL contains &highlight=Burzum; Dyldo must have used "Burzum" as the search query, which is appended to the URL of each of the results.

Any news about your dad, Gomers?

uh, because Burzum is the best black metal band. duh

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Burzum is by far one of the worst bands ever. I can`t even describe how hard Varg sucks, first this semi-evil raw bm shit and then this ambient/electro garbage. Please why couldn`t he just rot in jail instead of getting free again


He looks pretty good in comparsion and when you think of his actual health condition he looks AMAZING. The time in hospital really helped him but it`s just a matter of time until his next visit there.

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I figured if I searched for "Burzum" I'd get the best flamming/arguments. I actually enjoy the Burzum album Filsofem and some moments in Det Som Engang Var, much to my recent surprise, but everything else I've heard I've disliked.

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Those darn midgets got wind of my post and, maybe Paddy put them up to it, but they thought I was their patron saint or something because of my height. I finally escaped!!! They kept trying to kiss my knees. It was really annoying kicking them away constantly. ewww

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That's good to hear man

It's more likely they were trying to kiss your tits.

BAM! BAM BAM BAM!

Gomli, that's good about your dad. I hope he continues to improve.

Paddy, I hate you. You're such an ass. And go check your email.

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i agree 100%, Filosofem is a gem

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det som engang var is pretty awesome too.
Or at least that Lord of the Rings song.

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I like Burzum, but I don't actually think he is the best black metal bands ever or anything like that. I even like his electronic stuff. Too bad about the whole nazi thing, I read his blogs and he really is a fucking loon.

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He's a musician, not a politician!

Also today on my way home from school I saw Hilary Swank but could not think of anything clever to say about Boys Don't Cry.

I'd have asked her how she's able to hide her 14" cock so well in all of her movies. Do they airbrush it out in post production or does she just do what Bobbi does and tapes it to her thigh? Or does she do what the guy from Silence of the Lambs does and tucks it under her meat-horizon? IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS FORESKIN!

Well, it doesn't help much that he puts himself out there as more than a musician with his extensive writing on politics, race, religion etc on his music site. And you should have yelled "HEY! LOOK EVERYONE! ITS MISTER ED!"

I particularly like the first track on Det Som, Den Onde Kysten, especially compared to his other more "orchestral" tracks that I always skip.

I've always wanted Swans to do a BM album for some reason. Probably because they're so great with atmosphere and texture and I imagine Gira doing some seriously frightening vocals. I can dream, can't I?!

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Not a politician, eh? Too bad nobody told him that.

Anyway, hating Varg is wicked queer, not to mention passe. The fact of the matter is this, as a person, he's more or less insignificant, and only gains significance because a generation of somewhat more PC metalheads, myself no doubt included, saw him as an emblem of something, when in reality he's basically a high school goth run amok. Maybe it's just me, but he's gotten significantly less interesting as the years have gone on.

Why are you seeing Hilary Duff? Are you stalking her?

Swans is better than that. Do you know Low? Also too good for that

that reminds me of when I saw Julia Roberts in Pasadena. She was with her kid or kids, I can't remember. I wanted to say something, but all that came to mind was "Hey. You're Julia Roberts I've seen you in movies, did you know you are an actress?"

So I just shrugged it off and kept walking.

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Interesting thought. It`d be killer to have a bm track with the atmosphere of "Eden".

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I go to an art school in Manhattan. Celebrities seem to love the neighborhood it's in as do directors, because there is constantly filming going on around my school. Once I accidentally walked onto the set of the Celebrity Apprentice with Dennis Rodman.

Though I'm not above stalking. MWAHGAHAHHAHAH

I'd let you stalk me anytime, Dame.



Who the FUCK is Low?

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If she's going to stalk someone I doubt it'd be some half a fag with a quarter of a inch in his meat-cloth.

Dame, I'm usually home between 8am and 8pm on Thursdays. Oh, and Fridays and Saturdays, plus Tuesday, Wednesday, Monday and Sunday. And also between 8pm and 8am. Feel free to have a peek at my bedroom window with your telescopic lens, I generally spend a good three or four hours a day in front of it, naked, making my cock slap against my belly with violent thrusting motions. "It's the best show in town! Five cocks!" -- Sex Offenders Weekly.

Stalking Dylan is like illegally downloading an Ashton Kutcher movie. Sure, you get to see it for free, but who gives a fuck? You may as well shoplift a bunch of expired vegetables while you're at it.

Expired vegetables- what Paddy has in his drawahs.

Dyl- Don't be dissing Mr. Ed. He was cool.

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Nope, WRONG. My drawahs (you SO have an accent) are filled with large rolls of clotted corned beef. And that's not a euphemism for a big cock, either. My big cock feeds on the corned beef, because it's so big it has developed its own digestive system so as not to drain energy away from that of the main body. His name's Derek. Say hello to my pulsating, hulking muscle-cannon. SAY HELLO.

If Dylan was the one saying all of this he'd probably type "Say hello to my lil' friend!" instead and without a hint of irony except for the irony of him thinking he has a friend.

Its true. Not even my penis likes me as he's constantly trying to escape. I write him poetry and everything but I always catch him trying to crawl away.

And no, no, no - Dame would most definitely enjoy stalking me more. If you were her current object of obsession she'd just be a mere peeping Jane. and where's the fun in that? I, however, will be moving around and she'll be driven mad with desire by the chase. I'll even leave little tid bits of rewards for her to find here and there. On her dashboard: a lock of my pubes. On her pillow: a vial of semen. Taped to her fridge: a Rorschach blot made from my fresh blood. On Steve's mirror: a picture of the couple with Steve's face violently scratched out with the words "NEVER AGAIN" scribbled all around their bodies.

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So you'd end up stalking her? Breaking into her home and defacing her treasured pictorial memories and leaving various bodily squeezings, peelings and drippings for her to discover is not the work of a stalkee but of a bunny-boiling obsessive who is too insecure to allow the beautiful dance of the stalk to unfold. You're either a psychotic with severe abandonment issues, or you're just an amateur. Either way you're a failure as a human being and, more importantly, a failure as a sexy stalkee like what I is.

SHAZAM!

Steve is a nice guy, but even he has his limits; if his woman is gonna be stalking someone it should at least be someone with a little bit o' class, i.e. me, Paddy. It's like that pact couples often make whereby they agree that if they ever meet a certain celebrity they are allowed to have sexifuntimes with them with the full blessing of the other half of the relationship. I'm said celebrity, and you're the fat guy with the bald dog from the next apartment who sobs himself to sleep every night as he clutches his department store mannequin with Dame's face drawn on it. Steve will NOT stand for anything less than The Padmeister. Go on, ask him. I dare you.

Heh, you're totally not gonna ask him.

PADDY!!! I do NOT have an accent!

"squeezings, peelings and drippings" sounds like a recipe for one of my casseroles or making lemon curd.

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God fucking dammit, Paddy. The whole point was to get her feeling safe and secure in stalking me but really I'd be doing the double-reverse Dyldo stalking technique that I have really perfected over the years. Now its out. Now its over. Dame, you can no longer stalk me. I'm serious!

And you obviously don't know Steve. He thinks the world of me. Why, just the other day him and I were playing with our sounding rods. I really impressed him with that one.

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Low is a Mormon husband and wife duo that you will like if you like Swans.

Which art school? SVA? I spend all my days in Manhattan, having been tied up by a heinous work schedule for the last year or so, and not being cool enough to live in Bushwick. All the celebrities are out in force for Fashion Week, which is gay. My restaurant was swamped by paparazzi the other day as a result. It sucked.

damn, thanks for that new .gif for my fap folder. holy shit.

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aaaahhh come on that has to be fake. I hope. I really hope. Otherwise this is one of thos .gif`s that just kills a certain part of your soul. It`s like this special kind of videos which are indeed pretty interesting but there`s something just soo wrong about watching them.
I had eggs for breakfast

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I'll never forgive you for that. I still haven't gotten over Kids in a Sandbox and I saw that shit about 10 years ago, and now I have this to keep it company in my brain-cave.

Strangely enough I didn't instantly grab my cock to give it a reassuring squeeze when the gif started playing, so I'm hoping this is a sign that I'm losing my cock-torture squeamishness. Scratch that, I just squeezed it there now without even thinking about it haha. Fuck sake...

Ever noticed how a lower-case "I" looks like an erect robot's cock? Observe:

i

Does anyone remember that classic internet story where some kid gets bored of normal masturbation, and sticks an object up his dick and it ends up breaking?

you can read the whole thing, as well as some other classics here:
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

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Yes, SVA. I really like it there, I'm going for Computer Art/Special Effects. Which restaurant do you work at? Maybe Steve and I will come visit you!!!!! Funny you should mention Bushwick, I just moved there because I am in fact, extremely cool

PST, I thought you were in the Chicago area. Was I mistaken or did you move?

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He was, but his prostitution ring expanded. He's the big time now.

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Oh okay. He's getting closer to Paddy and Bassie B'. I gotcha.

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If he offers to cook for you don't eat anything which consist primarily of pastes, sauces or chutneys. And certainly don't eat his three-cheese savoury log. You have been warned.

His pistachio ice-cream is to die for, however.

What do you call an unhappy German? A "Sour" Kraut. (Sauerkraut).

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What`s the favourite dish of an german emo.
Sorrowkraut

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What do you call a German with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

That joke is actually about the Irish, but I just wanted to join in.

You sure you don't want to apply for citizenship and throw in a late vote? I mean, your need for a week's friendship is becoming increasingly obvious.

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Do you really think I'd have any chance of becoming a citizen of your fine country? Beirut wouldn't even let me visit for a holiday!

Well, you know. There's always room for another at the eugenics institute.

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Are Irish even allowed to migrate to another country?
Shocking enough I have about 3 gingers at my school and at least one of them doesn`t have a shadow.

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Welcome to Signatureville. Population: you.

Even though they smell like demon spunk, the Irish created Boxty and for that I'm forever grateful. God damn I love Boxty. Paddy, go make me some and ship it over.

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Haha I've never heard of it. I looked it up just now, I think I'll give it a whirl! Potato bread (or potato "farls") and soda bread are worth checking out if you haven't had 'em before.

In other news, Japan is a nation of epileptic paedo serial killers, and I have the proof:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv4hrNU5RwI

Yeah, try it. I dig soda bread but have never had potato farls (although they look pretty similar).

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Hubby says that German/Irish pimp joke was supposed to be a hillbilly joke. And he told me to ask- do you guys know how Irishmen practice safe sex? They paint a big X on the sheep that kick.

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Oh? I thought they did that for aiming. Maybe I've been underestimating the little buggers.

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lol I bet the sheep have painted a big X on Paddy!!

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You're not far off; the RSPCA brought me to court and won a case to make it mandatory for me to have wolf scent injected into my various stink glands every six weeks, making it pretty tricky to maintain long-term relationships with my woollen friends. Still, at least I get plenty of wolf pussy. I like when they claw at my face, it reminds me of a joyous but short-lived period in my life when I enjoyed the smell of mace and the sound of a rape alarm. I had to give it up in the end, the overheads were insane. "Overheads" is what I called the thick blue pus-filled lumps which started growing out of my face after prolonged and repeated macings.

I was still chuckling over you giving it up in the end - like that's anything new.

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Oh why don't you just go and...ahhh fuck this.

I did and you weren't there!!! See how ya are?

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Words can`t explain how honored I feel.

My left hand stinks like I`ve fisted someone in the ass. Sick what man does only to get good marks

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you fist your teacher to get good grades? sure as hell beats studying or homework

I am starting to dislike accounting

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d00d she`s fucking 26. And she`s hot. That`s badass for a teacher. And now tell me you wouldn`t do such things to get good marks, eh?
This can also be interpreted as a strange kind of the stockholm syndrome

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lol i liked my first year of accounting, but i completely lost interest for my next two classes in it. I'm sure there are a bunch of different softwares that will do all of that shit for you these days, learning the old way sucks.


Here's a link to my bands new EP if anyone wants to check out some songs
Amalgama- Amethyst EP Amethyst and Darkest Before Dawn are my personal favorite tracks. I'd like to know what you guys think

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Be proud, gang, you're part of an extensive system for pressure release for the one and only me.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Fuckety fuckeli fuckadoodeli... shit.
So, in the end, here's the result from the election. The Alliance became the biggest block. It's a historical landmark, a killing blow to the Social democrat's hegemony as the Party of Sweden. But we don't have a majority. The nazis got into parliament. I said they would. I told everyone. I told the bloody prime minister when he was here. Engage them in serious debate NOW - or be prepared to roll out the big red carpet of democratic representation and have them piss all over it. And now we have a situation with the lefties having 156 seats, we 173 and the nazis 20; 349 seats, you do the math. We could have secured those mandates - it was a matter of nine votes in one constituency and seven in another. But here's the juicy part. This is the real proof of how much steam a human brain can contain without exploding.

We got a majority of the votes.

That's the truth of the day. A majority of all the votes cast in this election, 2010, Sweden, went to the Alliance. There's a methodological flaw in the mandate distribution model, however, making it unsuitable for parliaments with more than five parties and, well, you can probably guess what real mathematicians are saying about parliaments with a total of eight parties.
I'm so fucking pissed right now, you wouldn't believe. I'd better cool down soon, or else I'm gonna do something highly satisfying and extremely regrettable.

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That`s gonna be fucking killer! Literally I guess . . .
But yeah that shows only the democracy doesn`t work. Just like a dictator, communism, socialism (which would be pretty cool to have), anarchy, monarchism, demarchy, fascism, feudalism, cleptocracy, oligarchy, panarchism, republic.

Only a real tyranny would help there. Go out Amadeus and be the next swedish dictator. But please use meerkats to gain the power. That would be killer

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Nonono, democracy works, it's the mathematical tools that are outdated. They simply don't work for a parliament with eight factors and it goes completely bonkers when you have two large parties of approximately the same size. Which we haven't had before this election, where my party did the best election ever and the Social democrats did their worst in ninety or so years. Though it may be that we haven't heard the last of this. There's still the possibility of appealing against the result. We do have some grounds for it. Such as getting a bloody majority of the bloody votes and not getting a majority of the seats in parliament, for starters.

Dictator with a personal high guard of elite killer meerkats? I could live with that. And no one opposing my rule could. MOHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Unfortunately I agree with Gomers here. No system of government will ever work properly until we all accept that human beings can't and shouldn't be trusted haha. Communism, socialism and democracy all sound fucking great on paper, but their fatal flaw is that they depend on perpetual altruistic impulses on the part of those running the show. Never gonna happen. If we acknowledge that we're inherently and inevitably corruptible (or at least acknowledge that politicians are inherently cuntable) we'll all be better off.

I'm not being pessimistic, either. Open up a history book and see for yourself. Or just accept at face value what I said, and rest assured that it's extremely well-researched, well-informed and completely awesome and true.

Sorry to hear about your election cocksuckery, Patrik. Sounds almost like gerrymandering to me, except it's in the mathematics rather than zoning where you get fucked. Either way you'll be stuffing tightly-coiled cylinders of toilet paper up your split anus to stem the trickle of clotted wads of blood and spunk. Metaphorically, of course...

Anarchiez 4 lyfe! no more govermint lol!

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I guess you have no idea what anarchy is about
Like you have probably noticed my opinion on politics is pretty negative. My dream would be a small civilization where I could test different styles of leadership. And I`m talking about people of the size of my thumbnail that actually act like normal humans do. And no not virtual. I`m talking about my own little country. I would wank soooo hard on it

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Buy an ant farm and a magnifying glass.

Being a politician should be a vocation, and as such it should only pay minimum wage, and none of this expenses bullshit. No one else gets expenses reimbursed by the tax payer when they have to commute or buy food. Their bank accounts should be open books for independent bodies to monitor, too. Wanna be a politician? BEND OVER!

If that's the way it was 99% of the corruption would be gone, leaving only genuinely psychopathic assholes for us to deal with, like religious fundamentalists and Nazis who would happily do what they do for free. It's the same idea behind forcing employers to pay illegal immigrants the same wage as anyone else, thus removing any incentive they have for herding up illegals on the border and risking prosecution. Take away the temptation and there's no chance of sin! Job done.

What other problems does the world have that I should solve?

I'm not at all sure I agree, Pads. Going into politics with any kind of serious approach is one hell of a lot of work, work that often spills well outside normal office hours. I imagine cultural perspective might make a bit of a difference, though. Here it's safe to assume that the vast majority of people going into politics do not do so for money or career, but because we, well, we care. Besides, it's only a handful of all the political jobs that isn't a continuous loss of money.
And there's the matter of recruitment too. It's a problem in politics, at least it is here. Skilled and competent people tend to forego politics for the private sector. Personally I find it fairly reasonable that the state as an employer should offer competitive salaries and bonuses.
Of course, then there's the matter of how the rules surrounding it are written and applied. But just as an example - we had my party's spokes person in environmental politics visit my uni a while back and she'll probably come again for a whole day seminar later this fall. We could never afford to invite her if it weren't for the tax paid trip and so on; thus we would have lost a lot of people, not only us party members, the chance to get a deeper insight into the daily work that's being done. Nothing is black and white. As a matter of fact, I'm contemplating wether certain statements should be taken as points of offense, not so much for the content as the all encompassing certainty. Not really doing so, but you get the point.

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Haha sometimes hyperbole rolls of the tongue a little easier than it should when you're shooting the shit on a forum; I wouldn't be as self-righteous, single-minded or arrogant in a real discussion

Yea, I was pretty sure that was the case. Guess I'm just getting a little edgy, we get a lot of undeserved flack from undeserving, ignorant people!
Next week I've got an issue of the city raising the rent for a karate club to the point where they'll have to shut down. That's already generated about ten pages of text and twelve e-mails, but I'm fairly confident we'll get the matter sorted out so they can keep on going. See, why do papers never write about stuff like that?

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Because the media is controlled by someone with a political agenda somewhere along the line. Just like here. We had a great, long standing, meat market that was state inspected daily. They wanted to move into an old store not far from the mall (another joke around here), with a lot bigger parking lot and a lot more room. The powers that be running the city made it so hard for them by saying that permits for this and that were needed and they took their good old time to approve, that once the business was shut down at the other location and this one was opened they couldn't make a go of it anymore and the guy retired. So that's 2 empty buildings in town along with a handful of unemployed people. They won't open either back up I'm sure and they'll join the 3/4's empty mall and tons of other closed stores around here.

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I'd wank all over them too. Imagine looking up in the sky one day and you see what you can only explain as God covering the world in a semen tsunami.

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Rainbows are God's golden showers.