You best be taking me along with you

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Hell no. I thought of a georgian hooker or my brother which would be the same I guess

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Must be a very close family you've got going there


My trip to Montreal was sweet, it was awesome being able to order a beer with all my meals. I'm turning 21 in a few weeks so I made an effort to go drink in Canada before I was legal to drink here in the US. My girl was a champ, she was down to drink with me every time we stopped It was fun being around all the French speakers, took some getting used to though. I'm sure all you euro dudes are more broken in to different languages but it's like a completely fucking different world to me. Unless you count the random Quebec tourists stopping down and the Mexican community that rolls in to work here during the tourist season, I don't hear much foreign language spoken. I refreshed what little French I knew and learned some more trying to read my way through all the damn restaurant menus.

There were a bunch of cool record shops there but basically every album that I was interested in buying was in the $20 range I'd rather order from an online shop and save my money. The fucking people there too, I love it. We were sitting in this little park/chilling area and some dude came and sat down, broke up some weed in his hand, rolled a joint and casually smoked it in front of everyone. Then the next night, an elder man came into the bar and rolled a joint right on the counter, went outside and smoked it I can't imagine ever seeing anything like that in my area, it was great.

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Aaaanyone?


And mmhm Ex, Montreal sounds like a chill place.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO BOB ZE METALLEU

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Sounds like a cool place to visit!

You should visit Amsterdam, you can just walk into a store, buy some pre-rolled joints and walk out smokin'.

21 is a stupid age to make drinking legal, it's not like you haven't been drinking yet right?

Over here it's legal when you're 16+ and you can get a driving licence at 18.

I guess it just doesn't make sense to me that you can get your driving licence before you are allowed to have a beer...

It's cheap compared to Amsterdam. Because Amsterdam is a tourist dump. Prices in the city centre are through the roof. People from Amsterdam don't even go there

Utrecht isn't like Amsterdam, it's smaller and a real student-town with loads of restaurants and pubs. Beer prices are still normal here. Utrecht does have canals and canalboats like Amsterdam has. Hell, if I walk onto my balcony I can see them passing by.

EINDHOVEN REPRESENT

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Eindhoven is a place for peasants

He got gay and is now into stuff like flamenco etc.


We`ll come to drink our asses off and smoke some johnnys not to make such things like canalboating Sounds nice, of course, but that would be something for a family trip.
Buuuuuuut, I heard that foreigners can`t buy stuff at the coffeeshops anymore?

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Don't you be dissin' on my Flamenco, while I jam along ta sum Paco de Lucia and Al di Meola.


Biznitch.

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I would gladly trade everything I've learnt about playing metal over the past 10 years to be a half-decent flamenco player. I suppose the thing to do would have been to learn flamenco instead of the And Justice For All album...

Fuck.

Fuck me, Al Di Meola rulez. No seriously I like him and I love his signature guitar

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Did I say canalboating? I meant analboating, ofcourse!

If they hear you're a foreigner they can give you a hard time, yeah. It's because they get all kind of trouble with the American kids coming over and gettin' stoned as fuck. They get hit by a bus or other moving objects every now and then. The coffee shop owners don't want to be associated with that.

I guess with a German accent you'll be okay.

headin out to meet up with MTM in center city philly.

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enjoy the buttsex you two!

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it was great. our gf's watching and cheered us on while some homeless guy danced.

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Fixed.

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don't hate cause you're jealous homeless dance for us

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Man that would be good. I don`t mind smoking one or two but mainly beer is the reason that forces us to drive abroad!


Fuck yeah man. I always wanted a hobo to dance for me

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Just toss your mother a penny and you'll have your wish.

I tried man I tried

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I'm playing my first show with Lovely Destruction on July 1st, so anyone who lives in Sauget (sp?) IL, swing by Pops, dude!

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Details, we want details.

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Forgot to mention; yesterday at work, this customer who looks like santa rolled up in his motor cart and was asking me some stuff, and whenever I need to think I look away from the person. Well, I decided to look down, and what I saw was his balls hanging out of his shorts; one hanging out one side, the other hanging out the other one. I'm just minding my business cleaning shelves and I have to go and have my retinas scarred with Santa's balls.

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x parties = y drunk = z hangover.

x = 2
y = very
z = moderately bad

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That is AWESOME.

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Those were either a small pair of shorts or this song applies to his testicles.

This is my friend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwBWXQ1TGF0

Comments?

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hahahahha

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King Diamond?

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It's a remarkable talent! He's somehow weirder than me, mostly due to his lack of social skills. He's also 6'4" and just a massive guy, which makes it funnier.

I want to spread that video around.

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Due to your facebook profile pics, I have to say that is hardly possible

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those don't even get close to what I'm capable of...

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Is that a threat?!

That was a pretty beastly scream too, he should do black metal vocals.

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I don't think anyone, no matter how grim, wants to listen to an air-raid siren sounding over their music.

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hahahahahahha

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HOW DOES MY NOSE PRODUCE SO MUCH FUCKING SNOT?

AND I'M BORED.
AND WORK SUCKS.
AND CAPSLOCK BROKE.

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How did it break??

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Stick the dead key up your nose. Problem solved.

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I lost the key to my capslock so I tried smashing it open with a hammer which didn't work and just ended up breaking it.

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Judging from some of the hideous black metal i've heard, anything is possible. Those vocals could cause select listeners to seek immediate medical attention from having an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

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Just finished doing music for a commercial: http://vimeo.com/12271394

Its for some nice horse training ranch. Apparently that shit they're doing is pretty slick.

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Yes, it is. A good reining horse is worth it's weight in gold and sometimes that can be literal in an arena. The stopping on a dime and pivoting in place is pretty much a trained thing that's all controlled by slight hand movement of the reins and legs of the rider. It appears they breed and have vets on premises, too. Loved the little foals kicking up their heels. That brought back memories of my filly, Snowflake. As for the score you did, I liked it. It had a Ry Cooder sound to it and would have fit in a Sackett movie or other western. Nice job on that.
It was nice to see Snotsdale again. Bob and I went there years ago when we went to Phoenix. There's a lot of horses there and it's very high dollar.

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Thanks LB, apparently they're in love with it.

The dude who shot it got to ride some of the horses and he said they're so incredibly easy to maneuver its unbelievable. It was his first time on a horse, too.

I hear Scotsdale is pretty fucking horrid in an upper-class suburban hell kind of way.

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Never thought I'd agree with LBs on anything, but that is some Ry Cooder reminiscent shit right there.

My uncle lives in Scotsdale. It is hell on Earth. Almost as bad as where you live.

I've never heard anything by Ry Cooder, but I'm digging some of what I'm hearing right now and I hear what you mean - heavy slide guitar... 'cept, I'm better. HARK.

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Props on the score! Always nice getting jobs.

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Ry played with Captain Beefheart, back in the day. Maybe just for Safe as Milk, though. When he was like 17.

Fuck, nice work mate. It sounds professional whilst still being something less than conventional, if that makes sense, and I know it does 'cause I wrote it and wouldn't have posted it otherwise, so you can fuck off if you disagree. All of that was a compliment on your fine work, in case you were wondering.

Did you play the guitars yourself or program them with VST whatnots?

Yeah, I read that yesterday. I've only heard Safe as Milk once though and I don't remember being crazy about it.. but that was when if it wasn't Trout Mask or Ice Cream for Crow I wouldn't have it.



Tanks, I gotcha. That's what I was going for. VST guitars? Helllsss no, I played them. The only VSTs were the drums and flute.

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Bloody fannies, that's some nice playin' there Mr. Dylderton. You're a man of many talents, my favourite of which is your ability to dump a lump in my face without waking me.

Congrats on your burgeoning music career, and if you ever need the loan of a 10+ year old Squier Strat just holler at me, yo.

Okay, now ya got me listening to Ry Cooder and Taj Mahal. I was looking on youtube for a version of "Jesse James" Ry did with slide, but I couldn't find it. Eh. I've got The Long Riders, Slide Vamp in D, and Waltz for Django, Feelin' Sad Blues, Cajun Metal, and Brothers on an old cd. I can't remember for sure which had the most slide on them, but they're all good songs. "Dust My Broom" with Ry and Taj is great! I think the one I have is a studio version.

There was a bar/restaurant in Scottsdale called "Big Dick's" and an old b/f got me a shirt from there which I never wore that said "I like Big Dick's." Had I known I'd be on a forum like this I bet I could have made some money selling it to one of you guys. There was a lot of adobe houses out there with a lot of adobe fences around them. The shops were either cheap crap or stuff you could buy a new car for in Ohio.

You did very well on the tune. How did you get involved doing commercial music?

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I've scored a couple little things before and my mother, who is an aspiring script writer, met this dude (at some contest) who I did the commercial with and he owns and runs a production company. She dropped my name, told her to have me e-mail him, I did and showed him some of my work, liked it, and then viola.

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That's pretty cool. I hope you get lots of work with it since you're so into music.

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meeting people = success.

My family knows David Newman (Thomas Newman's brother) quite well because of movie-related stuff, so I'm going to be interning with him within the next year. That's probably the best connection I've made so far, and its just from actually going ahead and getting in contact with them.

Just have to remember that all these people are REAL and they will probably respond to your e-mails.

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Oh nice! Well, if they need another intern, let me know

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Fo sho! I'll keep a look out... always gotta remember to hook a brotha up, yo.

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Aaaaight off to Center Parcs Zandvoort with mah bitch and our drummer. BOOYA.

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just googled that shit, still don't understand what it is really. explain yourself foo

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Hahah!

Don't trash the room, they will bill you for everything!

Center Parcs? The Parcs with that stupid god-loving-happy-families-only commercial?

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Four more days and i can buy myself beer

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I've got over a month

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lo`fuckin l
I can buy beer for about 2 years now legally. You and your laws

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5 years for me.

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You're not 21, Ian? I could have sworn you were at least that.. maybe its your deep voice.

3 years for me in exactly one month.

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Wait... you aren't even 18 yet? I'm beyond confused if that's true. You were at least 20 when we met, so maybe you've aged backwards a bit?

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Now do you understand? I've got about 10 months.

No no, I'm 23 in exactly a month.

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OH I GET IT.

Thank you, teacher Requiem.

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I'll sell to high bidders some of my 30 years that I've been able to that never really got used.

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Buying stocks in Bobbiyears is like buying porn futures. Sure, you'll probably get your money's worth, but you'll just end up a salty, wrinkly bag of loose skin by the end.

Yeah, I have NO idea what that means.

FUCK EWE!

Don't forget -Bosom bound in bungee cord and burlap bras!!!

Figures an Irishman would be into sheep literally.

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Balls deep, madam. Balls deep.

Got away with quite a bit of thrashing, even though the weekend was less than perfect thanks to some bad news I got the minute before we left (father passed away).


Mhm.

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Sorry to hear that, Wolfsherz.

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Wolf', I'm very sorry to hear that. God bless him and you and your family, too.

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Wolf, I'm sorry for your loss mate. You're a good guy and I hope you get through it.

You're usually in my thoughts already, but from here on you'll be in them fully dressed (out of respect)

Sorry to hear that Wolf. I know it prob doesn't mean much, but I'm sure you have the full support of the MT community. I'm sure you're going through a very rough time, so if you every need to talk or vent, I'm sure anyone and everyone here would be there for you, so don't hesitate. We're here for you.

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Hey Jens, I saw a post pertaining your dad's passing on FB.. My deepest condolences brother. What Truth said, please vent to us if need be. All the best.

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Wolf... I've never been through anything like that. I can't imagine what that's like, but I'm wishing you the best to make it through this.

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That sucks man. Hope you can handle that situation and just remember the good things.
All the best to you and your family Jens.

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Thanks for all the kind words, really (does) quite a lot.

And yeah I'll be fine, for the moment it's mostly just weird.

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Sorry to hear that Jens, best of everything to you bro

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Hahaha, I suppose theres less than a handful of people here who would find that funny.


This photo should give every metal head a pumping erection

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Looks like a brochure for an ex-metaller old folks home.

The Big Four Retirement Home

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"My daughter never calls me! And after I let her get that tattoo of a pentagram on her clit when she was 16!"

cunts

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They're things girls have, I'm sure you'll see one someday.

I hope I do, too.

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Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization

God I love that article.

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Dave Mustaine in the same room with Lars,James and Kirk. This has to be photoshopped otherwise the title is very appropriated

Anyway I`ve never seen that much hate thrown at me for wearing a shirt that says "I am not Germany" (there was this campaign called "You are Germany" to get back to the old standards ) during the World-championship. I hate the colors black,red and gold in combination since 2006 but this year is a total overkill on nacionalism here. Man I'll die of hypertension when this will go on

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Oh my god, only one member birthday today!

Oh my god, its 8am and I'm awake.

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I was filling in a survey today (don't ask) and I came to (ha) the following question:

http://i50.tinypic.com/27ywb9.png

Am I alone in finding the third option to be profoundly confusing? It's like saying "the females in my home may or may not be pregnant. They might be but just didn't tell me, or they might be but aren't even aware of it themselves, or they aren't and had nothing to tell me in the first place."

Fuck me, I'm just glad I don't smoke cannabis otherwise I don't think I'd ever have gotten passed that question.

I guess its technically possible, if they're fertile, that any female in your house could be pregnant at any time unbeknownst to you or her, so 'C' would actually be the correct answer.

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My world is falling apart! I feel like your avatar!

MY BRAIN IT NEEDS SOME AIR, A WINDOW IN MY HEAD

I don't think I ever formally thanked you for showing me Baby Cakes. I'm deeply in love with him.

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