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At first you don't understand what he's saying, but after you read the lyrics along with the song you'll be able to understand his lyrics in future listens. Same goes with most bands. Decide was a bitch to understand too.
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Deicide, really? you're comparing the articulation of Lord Worm to Glen Benton? wow.
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None So Vile. You must.
I like a lot of Worm's lyrics, and I don't think they're unnecessary. "I just want to hold your pretty hand, the rest of you can burn in acid!". I talked to him a few years back at a show, pretty nice guy. I also met Daniel Mongrain at the same show when he was playing with them. He was like The Ginger Hulk.
And yeah, Glen is a fucking speech therapist compared to Worm.
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Lord Worm was always my least favorite part of None So Vile... but i'd much rather have him than any other vocalist they've worked with.
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As far as death metal lyrics in general... boring. Carcass were and still are writers of the best death metal lyrics ever. I can't even look at half of their early song titles without lolling. Microwaved Uterogestation? Cadaveric Incubator of Endoparasites? Are you fucking serious?
"Regurgitated giblets blocked in your esophagus
eaten by the maggots trapped in your sarcophagus"
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Indeed. I'm as far as Phobophile right now; I can see why people talk about this album as a defining one. But the vocals... okay, this guy gets credit for being the very first vocalist - ever - that I honestly can't decipher, even with the lyrics in print. Maybe it'll come...
But yep, this is definitely a must-have.
I'm quite a sucker for Arch Enemy and Opeth though; another couple of speech therapists by comparison. To be honest I like that type of style better, especially Åkerfeldt.
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The thing I like most about Worm is that he just sounds like he's fucking lost it, like a rabid bear.
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Okay, I had to go read the lyric. Hysterical. 
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Totally, dude. It really adds to the intensity, insanity, and spasticness of the music. It makes me want to punch my face in and flail about on the floor like an epileptic at a Pokemon-themed rave festival.
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That's not comparing Glen and Worm. I was just stating a similar experience. Shesh. I love how you snipe every one of my post for something you can bash.
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Thank you, most of the people around this place are so inconsiderate.
BTW, got the job at Mc Coy's. The manager actually gave me a different job than the one I applied for. I'll be a cashier for now but he's teaching me shipping/receiving, the yard and wants me to take training courses to get into a management position. Things are looking pretty good for me. |
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BTW, got the job at Mc Coy's. The manager actually gave me a different job than the one I applied for. I'll be a cashier for now but he's teaching me shipping/receiving, the yard and wants me to take training courses to get into a management position. Things are looking pretty good for me.
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Just $8 for the first 90 days. I was applying for a starting pay of $9 but the manager told me he had better plans for me than warehouse work. Said he's going to teach me how the store works and urge me to take management courses. If he's not bsing that would be nice.
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He wants to get you into management so he can make you work salary and non-union for 80 hours a week. Or else he thinks you'll do well.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Boo-hoo! LOL! Leave you feelings at the door when you come in
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My therapist tells me I need to get in better contact with my emotions, but all I can see when trying to find them is a deep deep deep, green, green, green...
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Stop searching for yourself in soiled baby diapers, you disgusting pedo.
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Fuck! I knew I was getting some part of it wrong! So, does this mean I can stop searching for that "gut feeling" thing now? I mean, I don't wanna sound like a quitter or anything, but I think the pet owners around here are starting to catch on.
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taht wut mke Him teh moSt bada$$ icecold kiLLaH ! But yeah, he`s right.
and just like Jon Lajoie said :
I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis cause it's really big.
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Just remember someone's gotta clean it up so who is really getting the brunt of your hostility?
I know I said before on here I had to clean a destroyed hotel public restroom once. I wish I'd known to refuse doing it. Old and wise.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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You really have to ask if that will get you in trouble? Seriously? That doesn't ring "potentially illegal" to you?
And I second what LB said. You're only going to be really make the poor janitors miserable, not whoever you want to piss off. Not cool.
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You know those 5 demands there are a joke really. They went against something and weren't there for party time yet they wanted those rights? Some I could see like if you want to be naked and freeze to death then fine, but when you're freezing your nads off don't ask me for something to keep warm in. I should be a prison guard.
We had awful prisons here, but that wasn't the prisoners choice always. In their case they should have had done what my dad used to say - hold 'em down and scrub 'em with a wire brush if they don't want to bathe.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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You'd give yourself hepatitis doing it and it would be with you the rest of your life.
My husband's chili caused a pregnant woman to go into labor. Are you expecting, by chance? We'll have to give you the Chinese name of Who Flung Pu.
You're so naive. *eye rolls* Ya cover the camera! Or hire one of these guys to hold their hand over it. They work cheap -I hear.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2010-05-16, 04:32
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I'm going to lolz if they use MT forum posts are evidence in court.
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That'd be awesome, BB! haha
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2010-05-16, 07:11
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Can't we do some obscure references to the revenge of Allah and stuff going up in billowing flame in anticipation of the public eye's scrutiny?
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I'm having trouble seeing that as a potential cause for hepatitis.
I'm also having trouble believing in an office without a janitor.
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I'm having trouble seeing that as a potential cause for hepatitis.
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It's not. Hep B and C is spread through blood contact, and A is spread by your mouth coming in contact with the virus. And you certainly aren't going to get it from yourself, considering you don't have it already, you're not going to create it out of thin air, and if you do have it already, you really shouldn't worry about giving it to yourself because you already have it. Sorry to state the obvious, I just wanted a complete argument. Bottom line, you cannot contract any form of Hep from spreading your own shit around. So go ahead Req, your liver is safe.
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Yeah, I thought of the court bit, but after all the other crappola spread like fertilizer around here I figured it was safe. Speaking of...
The reason I said that about the hepatitis is because there was a past incidence of human feces being used as fertilizer at an orphanage and several of the residents got hepatitis that was traced back to it. Of course, if you were the carrier you'd already have it. duh
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Could you get in trouble for smearing shit all over someones office?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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eh, use chocolate pudding. Same look and they can send a varmit in to clean it up.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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My school's janitor died in the past few weeks, and now all the bathrooms smell horrible! Janitors are an important asset to any business location.
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My husband has had to clean his office himself if the regular janitor has been asked to do other stuff at the main office and that includes bathroom detail as well as shoveling snow.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Inmates do all that stuff at my job
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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just like the monkeys at the zoo throwing all their shit around, right? I watched some national geographic documentary on chimps and its surprising how similar we are to them.
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Both, actually. We have inmates that throw shit, write on their walls with it, put it on bread and eat it. They'll shit in a cup, piss in it, cum in it, mix it up, let it ferment for weeks, and throw it on COs that piss them off.
We also have more normal inmates that work around the jail. Any kind of physical work that needs to be done, from janitorial to painting to plumbing to anything, is done by inmates. They get paid anywhere from 18 to 42 CENTS an hour.
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TD, are inmates tested for AIDS when they're first incarcerated, and if so, are they segregated from other inmates? How do your protocols for interacting with them differ from normal procedures, if at all?
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They are tested, but thanks to the great laws of this country, the results cannot be disclosed to anyone, including us. They are not segregated and you don't know who has it and who doesn't, and trust me, there are plenty that do. You just have to treat everyone as if they do.
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Got any inmates that ferment their shit in a cup of piss and throw it at you?
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My school's janitor died in the past few weeks, and now all the bathrooms smell horrible!
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put it on bread and eat it.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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They are tested, but thanks to the great laws of this country, the results cannot be disclosed to anyone, including us. They are not segregated and you don't know who has it and who doesn't, and trust me, there are plenty that do. You just have to treat everyone as if they do.
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That's insane. Literally insane. It's like leaving 10 loaded firearms in the exercise yard for the inmates to find, and you aren't told which of the inmates picked one up haha.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Trust me, a prison reality TV show is coming. CCTV camera all over the prison, with its own dedicated channel. It'd fund the prison system, or would at least put a major dent in the costs, thereby lowering taxes, so most people wouldn't oppose the idea even if they don't watch it. Extra incentives would be offered to inmates who agree to have a camera in their cell, such as more visits, cigarettes and confectionery. And I'll be RICH, I tells ya! RICH!!!!!1
BLITZ!!!!!!!!!!!! Long time! How's things?
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haha yeah it's crazy dude. it's just so ridiculous that you just have to laugh.
Paddy, it is insane. Especially when it's common for people to be cutting their wrists, fighting, fucking/raping each other, using razor blades, and whatever else they do, it can spread around quick. Like I said, ya just gotta treat everyone like they have it. And hope that if you have to punch someone, your knuckles dont bust open.
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Paddy, it is insane. Especially when it's common for people to be cutting their wrists, fighting, fucking/raping each other, using razor blades, and whatever else they do, it can spread around quick. Like I said, ya just gotta treat everyone like they have it. And hope that if you have to punch someone, your knuckles dont bust open.
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I don't understand why you aren't informed, though. I can understand that AIDS victims probably don't want to be treated like lepers with bells around their necks and the like, but if you're in prison it's not quite the same. They're already treated like sub-human scum, dehumanised to the state of animals, but we want to preserve their right to privacy about a deadly virus? Ironically, being known as an AIDS sufferer in prison would probably be a fairly good insurance policy against rapings and cuttings haha.
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Paddy, even when I worked with kids at the Home there was stuff about their medical and psychological stuff we didn't know even though we were directly working with them. The detention center had a promiscuous kid that bit a staff member and the staff member had to go through the HIV tests to see if he came up positive. It was a long drawn out process and luckily they didn't have it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I don't understand why you aren't informed, though. I can understand that AIDS victims probably don't want to be treated like lepers with bells around their necks and the like, but if you're in prison it's not quite the same. They're already treated like sub-human scum, dehumanised to the state of animals, but we want to preserve their right to privacy about a deadly virus? Ironically, being known as an AIDS sufferer in prison would probably be a fairly good insurance policy against rapings and cuttings haha.
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It's just the laws of our country. Dumb fucking laws. But at least I know your ass will always be there for me 
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Long time indeed! I haven't been around for a while because I got into playing on Steam and browsing 4chan to kill time haha, but I've had my fill of games for a while, so I'll be on here more often.
Things are swell. Not much new to report though. How about you?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Fuck all. Kinda harrowing to think that my answer to that question will be the same 10 years from now.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Age 18 From Fort Lauderdale, Florida - - Online 5 days ago
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Cool black cub never been fucked(this description will change when I do) im just lookin for a real guy who i can walk around the mall wit n not look like a ragin homo.
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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Originally Posted by blitz906
I know the feeling all too well. Even though I have a career picked out and everything, I still feel like I'll never serve a useful purpose on this planet. The strange thing is, I'm not depressed. I've actually been a cheery person for the last few years, and I enjoy my existence, even though I know deep down that it means absolutely nothing. I suppose I've just become used to knowing that and learned to be happy regardless of having no true destiny lol.
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But you've already been a beacon ( among other things) in each other's world so all is not lost. At least you're not bugging the rest of us when you're having your sausage fests. 
blitz', you may think that way, but you don't know who all you'll influence in your lifetime that you'll never even know about.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-05-22, 04:55
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LORD HELP ME I AM DRUNK AND YOU'RE ALL THE CHAMBERS IN MY NAUTILUS. I COULD BE MORE PRETENTIOUS BUT I'M SAVING IT FOR WOMEN.
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facebook.com/deadheadroses
deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery
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2010-05-22, 04:59
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Forum Daemon
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Dylan, we need to talk...
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2010-05-22, 12:45
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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2010-05-22, 17:55
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dsnt trust ne1 < 30
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How did Dylpickle spell all that right?
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-05-22, 18:20
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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2010-05-22, 22:18
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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sounds like this would be a thing for rich metalheads. well, looking at the pricing it is somewhat affordable considering its 4 days. Just imagine being a band member on that boat. hundreds of long haired nasty fucks always begging to suck your cock.
If only Alestorm was going on that boat, it would be truly epic...
Last edited by drawn&quartered : 2010-05-22 at 22:28.
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2010-05-22, 22:36
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Can you say 'TITANANIC'?
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2010-05-23, 14:17
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Death to all but metal!
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Just imagine being a band member on that boat. hundreds of long haired nasty fucks always begging to suck your cock.
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It seems like that's the case for members of any recognized metal acts. Metal fans are fuckin goofy like that.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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2010-05-23, 15:14
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Forum Daemon
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How metal is it to have a gig on a fuckin' cruise ship? When the staff are done sweeping up the half-sucked lozenges left behind by their previous elderly passengers lemme know and I'll buy us all a mankini.
Unless the ship is to be sailed into pirate-controlled waters - pirates being the most metally of all seafaring folk - I'm NOT INTERESTED.
 <--- this reminds me off that Vietnamese ping-pong ball show I went to featuring Miss Carry Ohn Mi, the Super Amazing Babymeat Flinger. |
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2010-05-24, 01:48
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I'm glad to see that metal has finally stumbled on the trail blazed by such groundbreaking acts as ... Journey and, uh, REO Speedwagon. And let us not forget Styx!
Point is:
GAY!
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