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Old 2010-02-26, 12:09
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The Official Metalrap Thread

So you guys think that you're so bad
Your rhymes are gonna be nothin' but sad
This be a fact cuz you don't fit the bill
And what you say in Chitchat makes me ill
So bring it on, let's see what's kickin'
I'm-a grab me some Popeye's Chicken
And wait to read, yo.

Okay, you guys have to write something better than that.

My eldest son's bipolar website:

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Old 2010-02-26, 13:15
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Uhm okay:

Nigga nigga nigga nigga biatch
C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.

R.I.P moe
Old 2010-02-27, 15:27
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
And what you say in Chitchat makes me ill

My sweet rap piece, entitled: Blood in my Chud

My devlish skills are so fucking tight
That spots of blood pepper my shite
But nothing makes my ass bleed more
Than the half-aborted puddle-babies roaming this board

When you're not wasting my time by droppin' what you'd call "knowledge"
You're PMing me your cock measurements and your porn vids from college
Even though I've given no clue during my time on this forum
That I'm in any way deviant or out of the norm

So stop fucking telling me about what you do to midgets
I got shit to do, and places to visit
Like yo' mama's chest, on which I lay my chud
In the hopes of her rotting clitoris soaking up the blood

Her pendulous titties, with their porous pear-skin feel,
Make titty-fucking her feel like I'm molesting a seal
So give dat bitch a handful of top-quality moisturiser
And I'll be back 'round tomorrow with my patented Analiser™

And so here we are, back where we started
My turds are still bloody, and you're still retarded
But never fear my friend, for I have an idea
I'm off to find a woman who's immune to gonorrhoea.

P.S. I forgot to mention
That I've come up with a new invention
It's basically a dildo with serrated teeth on the head
Which when rubbed will spurt an arcing jet of molten lead

"What use is that?", I hear you asking
Well FUCK you, you ungrateful spastic
Go to fucking Ann Summers if you want a non-lethal love-limb
Or hire a fucking "life coach" who'll tell you you're thin

Last edited by Paddy : 2010-02-27 at 20:31.

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