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2010-02-17, 19:01
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"A Short Poem about the Perplexation Surrounding A Newly Conceived Olympic Event"
"A Short Poem about the Perplexation Surrounding A Newly Conceived Olympic Event"
If there was a quick sand race in the Olympics
Would the winner be the loser, too?
BJH
2/17/2010
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2010-02-18, 23:37
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
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2010-02-19, 15:21
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gee thanks 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-02-19, 16:33
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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX
"A Short Poem about the Perplexation Surrounding A Newly Conceived Olympic Event"
If there was a quick sand race in the Olympics
Would the winner be the loser, too?
BJH
2/17/2010
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Haha nice. To the point and the point is sharp enough to seriously wound a small child in the face. It's given me an idea for a new division of the Olympics. We have the regular Olympics, the Special Olympics and the Paralympics; how about Terminal Olympics? "Gonna die? Die for GOLD!"
* Quicksand racing
* 100 meter sprint on the edge of a cliff racing
* Driving into a brick wall racing
* Pole vaulting into a giant meat-grinder
* Javelin catching
I could go on, and I will:
* Boxing matches against syphilitic bears
* Bobbing for grenades
* Bobbing for apples injected with cyanide (for the junior athletes)
* Skiing down a hill with an embedded razor blade in it which gets increasingly higher off the ground the further down the hill you go
* Synchronised drowning
* Discus beheading
* Best "last words" competition. A sniper gives you 5 seconds to say something profound before giving you a bullet in the neck; judges will comprise of poet laureates and Kanye "Judge Bersh Doesn't Queer About Black Purple" West
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2010-02-19, 23:47
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Good ideas there, Paddy. Sounds like the Irish Olyies.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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