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Old 2010-03-09, 17:36
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So I have returned just in time to have it sink? nooooo, abandon ship! ... - - ...

Are there enough liferafts? Who volunteers to play the music 'till the end?


I'de say let iTunes take care of the music and lets all chug beers till the bitter end when we get that DiCaprio-feelin' !
 
Old 2010-03-09, 23:44
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I'de say let iTunes take care of the music and lets all chug beers till the bitter end when we get that DiCaprio-feelin' !


That seems to be taken care off.
But I'm not looking forward of having to fuck Kate Winslut.
Anyone else feel up to it?
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Old 2010-03-10, 01:31
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I gotta say, i have to disagree with the closing of Suspendedbythethroat's thread, just for the mere fact is we can use all the discussions around here that we can get, really. I mean yeah, it could have been posted in another thread, but is it really that overcrowded with threads around here? And it wouldn't be bad to have two separate conversations going, instead of one at a time in the RTTs. I mean anything to spark this place a little would be nice. It's been so dead around here. Just a thought.
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Old 2010-03-10, 05:41
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I gotta say, i have to disagree with the closing of Suspendedbythethroat's thread, just for the mere fact is we can use all the discussions around here that we can get, really. I mean yeah, it could have been posted in another thread, but is it really that overcrowded with threads around here? And it wouldn't be bad to have two separate conversations going, instead of one at a time in the RTTs. I mean anything to spark this place a little would be nice. It's been so dead around here. Just a thought.


If it so pleases your pecks, I'll re-open it.
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Old 2010-03-10, 08:40
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That seems to be taken care off.
But I'm not looking forward of having to fuck Kate Winslut.
Anyone else feel up to it?


I'de hit it! Makes for a good combo with chugging beer
 
Old 2010-03-10, 13:30
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I'de hit it! Makes for a good combo with chugging beer


But with a name like that, you dont know where that pussy has been.

Oh yeah, it's not like theres much time left to worry about STD.

Unless you get.. INSTANT HERPES!!!???
That'd be a major inconvienient last minute
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Old 2010-03-10, 13:42
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But with a name like that, you dont know where that pussy has been.

Oh yeah, it's not like theres much time left to worry about STD.

Unless you get.. INSTANT HERPES!!!???
That'd be a major inconvienient last minute


Haha, fuck it, I could live with going to hell with herpes. I'll probably start a trend up in thurr..
 
Old 2010-03-10, 14:20
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Unless you get.. INSTANT HERPES!!!???


Fuck herpes, my weekend sucked
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Old 2010-03-17, 14:10
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I actually yelled out OH MY GOD when I clicked the bookmark cause it finally FUNCTIONED
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Old 2010-03-17, 14:17
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Old 2010-03-17, 15:38
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First to say CUNT in this phase of working!

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Old 2010-03-17, 15:44
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woow it`s up again . . . it`s green . . .

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Old 2010-03-17, 18:13
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Old 2010-03-17, 18:44
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So how's all the little crackehz around here? A little bird told me we were back.

Thanks Alex!!!
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Old 2010-03-17, 20:14
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Text sent to girl after one "date":

Me: "Hey what's the name of that author again?"
Her: "I can't look right not I'm not at home"
Me: "You're not at home?"
Her: "..no?"
Me: "Then who am I masturbating to?"

WILL DYLDO GET A SECOND DATE?!

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Old 2010-03-18, 03:46
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lolz at text messages.


It's good to be back.
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Old 2010-03-18, 09:54
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WILL DYLDO GET A SECOND DATE?!


[ ] No

[ ] Yeah

[x] She`d be a stupid dirty-ass hoe if she would stop dating him
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Old 2010-03-19, 00:58
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Old 2010-03-19, 01:25
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Gomli: You win!

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What's wrong with Metaltabs?!


I don't know. It was brought to my attention that Nomad hasn't been around since October 2009 so I'm sending him a e-mail.
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Old 2010-03-19, 03:09
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Holy shit, it's back online!
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2010-03-19, 06:47
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Gomli: You win!



I don't know. It was brought to my attention that Nomad hasn't been around since October 2009 so I'm sending him a e-mail.


Nomad is a real person? Was beginning to think he was just the Metaltabs messiah, but like, not real. Like a big ol' white bearded Zeus in the sky. Or Davey Crockett or something..
 
Old 2010-03-19, 08:29
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Nomad is a real person? Was beginning to think he was just the Metaltabs messiah, but like, not real. Like a big ol' white bearded Zeus in the sky. Or Davey Crockett or something..


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v.../nomadintro.jpg
We had that
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Old 2010-03-19, 18:00
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everytime for the past 2 weeks ive tried to come here it's made me cry :[

database error or some shit.
 
Old 2010-03-19, 20:32
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Seems to be fixed.

And yes, even us Mods are loosing faith in The Nomadic One. He hasn't been seen in the Mod Lair for centuries and his porn collection is getting dusty. Even Paddy has bored of the coveted Max Hardcore's "Sex Nursery 9: Nap Time Is Over".
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Old 2010-03-19, 20:47
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I couldn't get to the end of that one, it was too much. I mean, a porno about a brown alien befriending a child, and touching him with a glowing red finger, and then getting hunted by government spooks, and then riding a kid's bike through the air? Fuck me, I have some decency left in me.

In other news the video rental store in my town is filing a lawsuit against me, alleging that I attempted to corrupt the local children by smuggling smutty materials into the Family/Fantasy section. I'm so discombobulated. All over the front of my new jeans.
 
Old 2010-03-19, 21:21
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HEY KIDS! WANNA SEE ME SPIT IN A BALLOON?!
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Old 2010-03-20, 00:59
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So less than a month ago I bought a bunch of shit at Guitar Center. Simmons E-kit (3 cyms, 5 piece kit), as well as a 100W bass amp, a white Ibanez guitar, and a USB recording interface thinga-majig.

I was liftin' something heavy, it fell on the shit, and now the module interface that was hangin' on a little pole is busted. It works, but it's busted.

So I called and, having bought a $50 warranty, I believe I deserve a fix. The dude tells me over the phone to bring in the entire drumset and do a swap-out. FUCK!
 
Old 2010-03-22, 13:03
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i've been well known to contribute to the corruption of the youth.

"HEY FAGGOT, DO A KICKFLIP, I'LL GIVE YOU A CIGGARETTE!"

a 12 year old kid will do ANYTHING for a ciggarette.
It's like a Klondike for a noob.
 
Old 2010-03-22, 13:28
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i've been well known to contribute to the corruption of the youth.


Actually most of us would write the sentence like this :

Quote:
i've been well known to contribute to the multilation of the youth.


And Paddys`version:


Quote:
i've been well known to the youth.
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Old 2010-03-22, 15:26
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Corrupticated, mutilated, masticated, defecated, and defeated.

On the news this morning they were talking about the Irish priests being molesterers and I turned to my hubby and said that Paddy would be having a field day with that. He agreed.
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Old 2010-03-22, 18:37
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Love of black-skinned woman
She won't do you no wrong
Slow to start moanin'
She don't moan for long
A yellow-headed woman
Brings you nothin' but pain
Take all you give her
She leaves only shame

AAAHHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 2010-03-22, 21:02
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Old 2010-03-24, 17:47
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i'm so fucking hungry
 
Old 2010-03-24, 18:02
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Old 2010-03-24, 22:10
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I'm not attracted to black women at all for some reason
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Old 2010-03-24, 23:21
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I took a nice poop today. I think it was because of my wonderful Pork meal last night in combination with my Quesadilla today for lunch.

It looked like a black woman, and was just as disgusting.
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Old 2010-03-25, 19:43
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I'm not attracted to black women at all for some reason


cause they're black
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Old 2010-03-25, 19:57
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cause they're black


zing!
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Old 2010-03-25, 20:55
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lllllloooooooollllll
==O====O==
**v*******v**
lllllllllllllllllllllllllll
***^****^***
*M********M*
|************|
D D


its supposed to be a monster.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2010-03-26, 03:32
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lllllloooooooollllll
==O====O==
**v*******v**
lllllllllllllllllllllllllll
***^****^***
*M********M*
|************|
D D


its supposed to be a monster.

I thought it was a cow
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Old 2010-03-26, 04:45
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YAY! I finally beat Starcraft without cheating this time!

Next stop; Brood Wars.
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Old 2010-03-27, 01:33
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Starcraft? I only thought the Koreans were still playing that game..
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2010-03-27, 13:35
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If you clone yourself... and then have sex with the clone... is that incest or masturbation?
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Old 2010-03-27, 14:51
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Starcraft? I only thought the Koreans were still playing that game..

no, but they are the best at it. i think it is their national sport, no fucking joke
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Old 2010-03-27, 19:17
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If you clone yourself... and then have sex with the clone... is that incest or masturbation?


I would vote for masturbation
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Old 2010-03-27, 21:39
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incestuous homomegalomania
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2010-03-27, 23:46
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I'd fuck my clone. I wouldn't want to take it up the butt though, so it would just turn in to and endless hard-dicked wrestling match
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Old 2010-03-28, 01:49
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WOW

that's a funny/fucked up image.

I don't see how that would be masturbation... it would be more awkward than somebody you didn't even know. And personally, my masturbation is not awkward.

Now if the clone were DEAD that is a different story.
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If you clone yourself... and then have sex with the clone... is that incest or masturbation?

I'd clone myself, force my clone to have a sex change, then fuck it. Yeah.

It'd be awesome. He'll, or shall I say, she'll be a fully stacked 7 foot blonde, who loves death metal, and craps gold. And I get to fuck it.
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Old 2010-03-28, 09:37
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Oh my god I`ll never drink any alcohol again

I wish i had a beer for every time i've said that
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Old 2010-03-28, 17:33
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I said that once and I actually followed through. Well, sort of. I only drink beer mostly now.
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Old 2010-03-29, 03:38
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Old 2010-03-29, 04:38
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Old 2010-03-29, 12:30
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18th birthday of a girlfriend of mine yesterday... Oh my god I`ll never drink any alcohol again



thats what i said after st patties.

Get this, i woke up (without hangover) STILL plastered, went to school, STILL plastered, hit on some chicks for a few, passed out for about 4 hours at my desk and then woke up dry heaving with an intense ass hangover.

i'll never drink any alcohol again.
 
Old 2010-03-29, 14:18
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Oh crap. I just saw that you live in New Bedford. I was just reading about a British battle there circa mid-1700's that one of my relatives was in, but I've looked at so many of them I can't remember which one it was! He had a store and was responsible for the broadcloth for uniforms. Oh well, back to ancestry. I'm loving it!!!
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I said that once and I actually followed through. Well, sort of. I only drink beer mostly now.


You should drink more probably.
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Old 2010-03-31, 05:26
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Old 2010-03-31, 08:20
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Old 2010-03-31, 19:08
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Old 2010-04-01, 00:23
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Anyone know anything about becoming an offshore oil rig worker? I've been interested in the job for awhile, specifically international work, but its a tough nut to crack it seems regarding getting into it. I've seen several sites that want you to pay them to help you make a resume that they send out to a bunch of companies but that smells a bit fishy.
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Old 2010-04-01, 00:24
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it's not really that strange actually. Opiates have been known to actually cause migraines, espcially in high doses. Trust me, i've experienced it on numerous occasions, but ibuprofen usually helps a great deal.
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Did you hear Pete is out of Morbid Angel? He's gotta get back surgery, Tim Yueng is filling in for the next album and until Pete comes back (which could possibly not happen...) Hopefully he recovers well enough to the point where he can play at the speed that MA demands of him. It's too bad... especially when a young blood like that is taking over your spot!
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Old 2010-04-01, 18:46
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Seriously? Man that sucks, but Tim is almost at the same level
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SUP? hows d-town?


wait, who are you?

I am Travis, last time I posted here I was like 16. I'm 19 now. Anyways, ya man I remember you! I'm surprised by the amount of people who used to post then and still post. But jesus man, no Cannibal Corpse tabs? Dis is buwelshitz

And I did a lot more than seven tabs, I guess the shit is pending or whatever
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Old 2010-04-02, 03:43
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Oh ya, how is Dallas TX? Idk man, I got jumped by two mexicans a couple days ago. So Idk man, stay the fuck out of Dallas, you will get ganged up on by two pussy ass mexicans, just for trying to cross the road. They almost run my ass over and still have the balls to honk crazy at me, like it's my fault they almost ran me over. Stupid cocksuckers. But I'm fine shiiiiit
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Old 2010-04-02, 06:00
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I am Travis, last time I posted here I was like 16. I'm 19 now. Anyways, ya man I remember you! I'm surprised by the amount of people who used to post then and still post. But jesus man, no Cannibal Corpse tabs? Dis is buwelshitz

And I did a lot more than seven tabs, I guess the shit is pending or whatever


Shit I remember you, man thats like when i last posted.
 
Old 2010-04-02, 07:09
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Haha no shit, its Agent Orange.. what are you up to these days?
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Old 2010-04-02, 07:19
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Haha no shit, its Agent Orange.. what are you up to these days?


Umm im now on parole, got a good paying job but still in debt. Crashed the old girl rav 4 lucky to be alive. Seen ACDC in brissie thats about it.
 
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Bought some music today.

Through The Eyes of the Dead- Skepsis; Teeny tiny bit disappointed. Sounds like they're going back towards their deathcore sound. Still not bad to listen to though. Malice is better imo.

Dying Detus- Descend into Depravity; Kick... ass.

Arch Enemy- Root of all Evil; Haven't listened to it yet. Dunno how Angela's vocals are gonna sound on Johan's songs. It will be interesting.
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Dying Detus- Descend into Depravity; Kick... ass.


11th April Dying Fetus with Origin. Fuuuuuuuu yeah!
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11th April Dying Fetus with Origin. Fuuuuuuuu yeah!

You mean April 11th... Nazi.

jp, and I don't mean to insult you by saying "jk", but I thought it was necessary that you know it was a joke. My hypothesis is Germans get their feelings hurt easily because they drink too much beer, and they are a lot like the French.

I like you guys because hardly any of you say "Jk" after you say a crude joke, because it almost is like an insult. It's like if you say jk you are calling somebody too much of a pussy to take a joke. I "insult" my pussy friends all the time. If only I could take shit in someones vigeina. Im tired. no slep. well, ha, you guys are freat. haha. you mean grea.t.. yea.

EDIT: Dying Fetus, May 21st here,, at the "Gothic Theatre." What a gayh ass name for a fucking venue. I hate gothics.
 
Old 2010-04-02, 18:05
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The gothic is pretty nice though. used to park at the king soopers right next to it until they started getting all pissed off about it.
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Old 2010-04-02, 19:03
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lol you live near dystopia? id drive to the next nearest venue to avoid seeing him
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Old 2010-04-02, 19:32
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Umm im now on parole, got a good paying job but still in debt. Crashed the old girl rav 4 lucky to be alive. Seen ACDC in brissie thats about it.


I remember you. They paroled you, eh? What'd you do?
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lol you live near dystopia? id drive to the next nearest venue to avoid seeing him

I'm actually a decent HUMAN BEING when you get past the fact I've made myself look stupid over the internet a few times, in front of you guys. For all you know, aaaall the chicks love me. No, seriously. I'm honest to admit they don't fuck me enough to give me bragging rights, but chicks seem to like me. Guys too, which only doubles my self esteem, calculated as I talk to guys about 10 times as much but it really doesn't matter what any sausages think about ya, but girls.. I'm keepin' points yo.

K, forget that (does not backspace... running out of time... if i backspace, i will waste time... no time to explain... see ya)
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lol you live near dystopia? id drive to the next nearest venue to avoid seeing him


lol, im probably not going to the show anyway. I don't hate this guy, but I can agree he is a tard.
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Wow it's getting super old school here.


hey btw when you messaged me on FB saying "WHO IS THIS AGAIN"

it was me.

The MT on FB group actually tells you who each person is.
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lol, im probably not going to the show anyway. I don't hate this guy, but I can agree he is a tard.

Tisk, tisk.

Some day you're gonna watch that, Where the Wild Things Are. I watched some of it tonight, about 70% asleep, and let me tell you: That sad, little lonely kid is gonna make you think: And you're gonna hate yourself.
 
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Old 2010-04-03, 22:37
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wow, the new Through The Eyes of The Dead album does suck. What a shame, cause i loved Malice. They completely lost their edge.

On the other hand, the new Hour of Penance album is fucking incredible. I suggest it for all of you.
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Old 2010-04-05, 20:14
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I miss Jim.


Whoa, you didn't know? Jim is actually Dystopia making him the greatest troll ever.

And Dystopia, since when did you start typing complete sentences and using semi-accurate punctuation and spelling? Don't get me wrong.. 80% of what you type still continues to make little to no sense and contributes nothing to any discussion, but, hey, kudos for hiring someone to do the typing for you while you clean your bong (multitasking is bitch, isn't it?).
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deadheadroses.bandcamp.com
deadheadrosesmusic.com
i'm so bonery

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Old 2010-04-05, 20:29
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I'm crazy busy with school. Hopefully, my $20,000+ investment is not in vain.


P.S. I might timedragon at Paganfest one year. Nice guy.
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