fuck!

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PISS COMING FROM MY ASS!!!!11

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CUNTS








Man I love System of a Down

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Cun... fuck again too late

SOAD are one of those bands, where you think "Hey dats cool" when you hear a song of them for the first time but then they get fucking boring

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They've got some cool shit. Serg is a killer vocalist.

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yeah. I loved them when I was in middle school, I thought they where so technical and underground. I still don't mind listening to them for nostalgia reasons.

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Sink-washing your junk is hard.

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Its more getting the soap completely off that's hard.

Good lord, I'm eating the most delicious but spiciest hot sauce I've had in a long time. Some guy at my work makes it and grows the chilies at home and allows them to ripen on the vine in the sun which gives it a really sweet side BUT HOLY SHIT I'M GUNNA DIE ITS HOT. Habanero, Serrano, and Jalapeno blend AND GOD DAMMIT I HAVE TO POWER THROUGH THIS ITS SO GOOD

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cruzan's black strap rum + cuban cigar = a good stress killer.

who doesn't want to work tomorrow? I DONT!

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Fixed. No need to thank me, Dyldo!

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Aww, look at you. The last one wasn't even closed and you all posted in this one anyway. Like trained monkeys, you lot are. I'm so proud I could just give you all a little treat.

you don't want to bring up that subject of ball cheese...we can discuss it for pages and pages.


Sounds sexy

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Fromunda was what your treats were gonna be.

Don't you have a sprayer on your sink? Or did you not mean the kitchen sink?

I'm such a mom.

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I can't believe I haven't thought of this. Next time I have my 'rents house all to myself Im doing this. Seems like a great idea.

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Ew, that's where we clean our dishes. And you can't clean shame off a plate.

I meant the bathroom sink. Washing them and rinsing them's no problem; it's trying to keep the water in the sink. I keep getting the whole floor wet.

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Wouldn't it be so much easier to just take a shower like a normal person? lol

Sink is for shaving.
Shower is for everything else.

Quite simple

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sink is also for pissing, toilet for shitting

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You really piss in your sink? Probably cuts down on the water bill, but that's not very sanitary haha.

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Haha, I used to do that at school when the urinals were all taken. One time at a party my friend was pissing in the toilet and I didn't want to wait, so I just went in the bathtub

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I'm just a sink kinda guy for both functions.

Toilets are reserved for knuckle babies.

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Who cares if it`s sanitary or not?
I always piss in the sink when I`m visiting a friend of mine

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Well...In theory I would like to, but it would probably start to smell. I actually like to go outside to piss more than anything, I will walk the (gasp) extra 100 feet to do so. this is usually in the summer and when I'm not in the city. One day when I have the nerve I will piss outside my apartment.

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My god, this world doesn't cease to amaze me. Now, I'm for freedom of speech and religion, and if you wanna think homosexuality is immoral and sinful, that's your business, but my god, this right here is disgusting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Phelps

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Fag enablers! LOL!

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Fuck that guy.

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LOL LOL LOL!!!
What a fucking wank-stain!

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Hahahaha... Man, I would love to just punch that guy in the face. If I were gay, id probably try to rape him as well. That'd be fucking hilarious if he got raped by some dude.

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Yeah, but then he'd just be a martyr and all it'd do would increase his power. All his followers wouldn't look at him as a fag, they'd see him as a "victim of the sodomite agenda."

We need to dose him and get him to consent to some sloppy buttsecks. Then videotape it and send it to stileproject.com

Edit- Just caught this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gX-vQ5sMOw&NR=1 Couldn't help but think "I hates them. Yet I would totally dos them."

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Hahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF5m...feature=related

Some reporter hitting on one of Phelps sons.

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There's a great documentry split up on youtube somewhere on the Westboro Baptist Church and all their mind-blowing retardedness. I posted it on here some months back.

How fast can you type? I got a blowjob for whoever can beat my score (but PST has to watch): 102 words a minute with 3 spelling mistakes. I think the most words I got was around 108 but there was a lot of errors. I warn you.. it gets surprisingly addicting.

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Aren`t this new baptists just a whole big family? I remember a documentary about them called "Americas most hated family" on youtube

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A good majority of them are Phelp's family.

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yeah, they all look kinda inbred. those daughters look like skeletons, CTL must be one horny fucker because I doubt I would be able to get my dick up when I see their faces.

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I'm 22 and I'm still a virgin; wtf do you think? haha.

since we don't have these;

http://2.forumer.com/html/emoticons...-smiley-076.gif
http://2.forumer.com/html/emoticons/butchered/3some.gif
http://2.forumer.com/html/emoticons/butchered/dildo.gif
http://2.forumer.com/html/emoticons/butchered/boobs.gif
http://2.forumer.com/html/emoticons...-1140807889.gif

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hahahah!! I'm almost as far from a gay rights supporter as you can get but that shit is just ridiculous. Ass raping that guy would be an epic, epic win.

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Just a little, thing.

I know it's a little too soon and halloween isn't for a long time now, but I already know what I'm gonna be; The Bulging Riddler. I'm gonna get some green tights, glue some question marks to it, and stuff my crotch. "What walks on four legs, then two legs, and finally three? ME! I walked on four legs as a baby, then I walked on two legs as a toddler, then when I was 15, I could walk on 3 legs.... y'know, with my cock."

I'm the Bulging Riddler, one friend is going as the Joker, and my guitarist is going as Fatman.

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The last one could be useful sometimes here

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lol
i think im just gonna get a huge cape and wear nothing under it. probably get arrested though

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lolz

I'm 20 and virgin. but I plan on having a stripper fiesta once I start getting more income.

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Strippers don't want your dick, they want your money.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/1147151442135.jpg

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dude takes pictures plz

I think he meant mexican-fat-syphilis-whore-fiesta.

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it's like you just missed the last word entirely. and yes, they will screw you if drunk enough/paid enough.

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Just get a fucking girl friend. It's a lot easier to get a pretty girl friend than to find good looking stripper to fuck.

I know this shit.

The Master hath spoken!

...


Just go to some more parties. Shiiit.

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This is a joke right? Don't lower yourself to planning on getting laid by a stripper for your first, haha. Do like wolf said and don't be shy, getting laid isn't that hard if you act normal and honest. And that doesn't mean acting like you just want to fuck because most don't like that, you gotta work up to it. Meet as many girls as you can, you'll eventually meet some who dig you.

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The strippers around here are actually pretty hawt. there are a few disgusting ones though.

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If only Nick was a stripper. :drools:

Oh, just put a wig on him and be done with it.

You guys are too funny. I was 10 days shy of being 20 before I had my first-- which was my future husband. I've been with one other guy while we were split up. That's it. Two. And I wouldn't change anything.

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LOLZ!!


ZING!!
It`s actually pretty simple too get laid. And it`s even more easier if you know some shy girls, which look pretty hot Or some whores. . . Like Bia
That`s how I lost my unguiltyness. Shy girl + alcohol

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I'm at such a low point that no one even invites me to parties, maybe im such an asshole I don't know. shit.

but seriously, why are you guys so against working girls so to speak?

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I don`t think we have something against "working-girls". Only the fact that some dude will loose his virginity with a hired stripper is .... whoah so unnatural if you know what I mean

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If you think not getting invited to parties is a low point in your life then wait until you tell the girl you actually love how you lost your virginity to a vending machine.

Dude are you going TimeDragon on us?

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well, timedragon is more or less on the opposite end of the spectrum you could say. I'm not trying to argue with anyone, it might come off that way though


I really don't want to make anymore statements that sound bitchy, but that probably won't happen at this rate, and even if it does why would you have to tell the truth?

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Honestly, if you just want to get losing your virginity over with, there's no real reason not to just buy a prostitute. The only real argument I'd make against it is that nothing's going to change in that case; you'll be exactly the same, except you'll have had sex. But you won't have gained anything that might facilitate it happening again in the future. And sex in itself isn't that earth-shattering without bringing some other bullshit into it.

But, really, if you just want it over with and out of the way you might as well go ahead. Unless you really care if Requiem respects you less.

That is true...he's not a VIRGIN. LOLOLOLOLOL.


Just kidding..best of luck with those strippers...

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Great post LOL

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I can hear the mouth-breathing in this thread.

Just listen to what PST said, he's the only right one. You do, you don't, it doesn't matter and it isn't a big deal.

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Yeah, he is pretty much right. I think the biggest thing for me at least is the uniqueness and my religious views. It wasn't that I didn't want to, but I just never found a guy that I thought would be there for the long term until I decided on my husband. And we dated for about a year before that ever happened. I didn't really like him that much for a long time.
Even if I was single now there would be a lot more things I'd be interested in besides sex.
Any 2 baboons can do it. Having it be more than that brings a lot to the soul.

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Launching at 5k on drag radials + VHT + stock rear end = Fucking


I need a Moser 12 bolt/9" rear end....

How's everyone's day?

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because STD hospital charges aren't covered with your payment lolz

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the drummer for avenged sevenfold died monday. Nothing special, just thought I'd throw that out there.

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Haha. He'd be double pwned if a gay Jew raped him.

This is true, why would you want to lose it to someone who doesn't even care about you?

Off topic, but something strange happened today. I was buying a pack of cigarettes at my local tobacconist, and the girl behind the counter is staring at me for a while and then asks "are you from around here?" so I told her "yes, I've lived in this city all my life"... then she says "oh, because you look American" LOL wtf?!? How can you 'look American'?

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It means she thought you looked retarded, but thought 'You look American' sounded better than 'You look like you have Down's Syndrome,' which it arguably does.

...What the fuck? Who gives?

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LOL



LOLOL

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Too bad it wasn't the whole band, especially their really "talented" guitarist

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+1

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haha this forum.

NEW CROWNED SONG
http://www.mediafire.com/?nummezly2y2

justin plays drums i do all teh geetars.

liner notes in the zip file.

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Hahahah. How did you respond to her?

and you dudes should check out the song tranz posted if you're into melodic types of dm

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I just found out that The Crown reformed! I'm fuckin fired up. They got a different vocalist but he pretty much sounds exactly like Johan anyway, so it's cool. This is the best possible news i could have heard right now. Fuckin LOVE this band.

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Shit, I think I fart too much. There's a hole in the ass of my pants.

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NO WAY

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Can somebody please go on this site and tell me whats on there? I`m too scared

www.bestgore.com

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It's a gore site... the website name pretty much explains it lol.

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I AM HOLLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

I AM ABOMINATION!!!!!!



No shit?! Ah, pet your balls for me for posting that. Such a fucking high-intensity adrenaline-pumping band. SATANIST! NOTHING HIIGHHEERR!!

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Don't sit in nagahyde. It will eventually discolor it according to a friend who used to do upholstery work.

Hey, maybe Nomad could leash it up and run the site off your butt! Just a thought.

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Done

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dude... nobody has responded to this for some reason!! Awesome songwriting, and great vocals... that really sealed the good production sound getting Ray to do them (although I have no clue who that is).

Keep it up and I might buy an album of yours one day...

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haha there wont be an album to ever buy, just enjoy the free downloads, thanks for replying man

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Thanks for the card LBXXX. Just got it today, well probably delivered yesterday but I was on duty. Saw it and thought "who the hell do I know in OH??"

haha fine, I'll enjoy the downloads. but yea the hardest thing to find nowadays seems to be a good growler/screamer, good job on that.

Anyways... my girlfriend, unfortunately, seems to become more insane the more I get to know her... I don't see this lasting much longer

oh and Dyldo, I can't get better than 71 words per minute without mistakes. my little brain just can't handle it!

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Why that?

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You're welcome.

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That's just the normal process of getting to know any girl. They're all insane but advertise other wise. Thus is life and why I date myself. At least I'm fucking somebody I love.

NO ONE CAN BEAT MY SCORE!

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I was thinking about playing for hours until I got up to your score... but then I decided I wouldn't waste my time with that game, but rather Mass Effect for Xbox 360.

What happened with that Icelandic princess? Did she go nuts too?

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No, she's the one exception. In all honestly she's the most sane, emotionally-leveled girl I've ever met.. the one problem is that she lives just a few thousand miles away.

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She's probably sane because she lives that far from you. Especially if you're a magnet to crazy women who become stranger the more you get to know them.

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mine goes to the same school as me... WOOPS!

Not in the music department, though, luckily. My friend already made that mistake... you've gotta be pretty damn sure you're not gonna ever break up to date someone who is hard to avoid.

update: 80 words 2 mistakes.

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We've spent a considerable amount of time together (including some weeks living together), enough for me to get a deeper understanding of her as a person and fluid depository. In my experience (and I should have a fucking PhD by now), a troubled women (a feathered bird) accompanied by strong feelings for a person that are being threatened by distance will have what frail sanity they have come to full display. When the threat conquered, my long-lost Ice Princess who melted my glacier heart showed some real maturity despite the emotional storm that was surely raging. Oh, I'm such a poet when I've been drinking lighter fluid.

I'm a huge magnet for crazy women (or am I a magnet for women and all women are just crazy hell-beings?). It took me a few too many chaotic relationships to figure that one out and they don't teach you that kind of shit in school (along with if there is a basement in the Alamo [there isn't!]).

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I want some lighter fluid

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Well Ian, fear not. Fear not because I truly believe I have created the next best thing: a completely new fetish that, to my knowledge has never been fathomed before by any human mind, large or small, before this very day – nei! - this very hour, and will be the long needed catalyst for a complete sexual paradigm shift.

Hours earlier, in a previously unfathomable world saturated by incredibly boring and pedestrian pornography/self-pleasuring devices, I was suffering from a mortal lack of arousal. Seconds away from death I suddenly began to think about the game Portal while being overcome by sensual waves of ecstasy... desperately trying to find the connection and source, my entire being became entranced by a vision of myself giving myself, not as a two but as one, the most raging, spiritually rectifyingly hell-shattering anal orgasm* ever experienced by a non-god. I had stumbled upon a perfectly constructed world of pure erotica.

This world relies on the main instrument in the game Portal. For those of you unfamiliar with Portal, you are provided with a gun that can shoot two portals, both of which can function as an entrance and an exit. In my vision, soon to be reality, a subject will be placed between two portals. The first portal shall be placed in front of the subject to channel his penis through the wormhole which will be set to exit from the second portal that is to be positioned directly behind the subject’s rear to allow penetration into the anal cavity. Finally, we can truly go fuck ourselves.

Now, obviously, this technology does not yet exist, but according to my calculations based on advanced abacus shaking and calculated button smashing, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device will be hitting the shelves by earlier 2012. Verily, this must indeed be the radical shift in humanities spiritual consciousness that the Mayans have predicted. Until this perfect moment of unity, we will have to hold ourselves over with highly realistic SCGI (Sexual Computer Generated Imagery) pornography that I imagine will be, because of its intense popularity, created by those dudes that did Avatar.

Please consult the schematics in the attached image below that I have taken the time (35 minutes) to draw to help explain the infinite potential that this idea has to revolutionize human sexuality and consciousness. Besides its ability to dramatically drop the Earth's birth-rate, it is perfect.

*Oral sex is also possible; while it will also ignite an orgasm equally powerful in terms of oral’s potential it is not as perversely awesome as auto-sodomy and so cannot match its power. Due of this fact, women will not be able to experience, as it should have always been, the best orgasm possible, subsequently placing them back into the penis-cushion mentality they should have always been identify themselves with.

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This is probably the funniest thing I saw today. Made my day thanks mate!
But wait. . . you have an $100 watch??????

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I think Paddy already did that.

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Pretty good. While keeping basically the same portal setup, I prefer to put half of my torso through the first portal and literally blow myself. Oh fuck I missed the small text again.

well in other recent news about sex technology, supposedly there is an uber-fleshlight out there that is "interactive" and the porno responds to every cock movement you choose to make. Source: my retarded friend.

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If anyone else were to be able to stumble upon such a thing, it'd be Paddy's greatness. I don't think he did though. I hope not.

The $100 watch is to show that, despite never having to go looking for pussy again, we'll still have to spend money on ridiculous things to attract our own shallow selves.

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