Maybe that's what all his fuss was about!

Cunt.

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Circumcision!

I bet that would suck!!

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I`ll ask for you when the next meeting of our local nationalsocialistic party is.
For sure I`ll get the beating of my life but that`d be worth it

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Circumcision is totally bizarre to me, especially when people get it done for no reason other than it makes their cock look better/bigger (allegedly). Having it done because it makes your cock look bigger is like how women stuff their bras to make their tits look bigger - it's all gonna be revealed at some stage, usually when it becomes apparent that you're barely touching the sides given that you've had your all natural "ribbed for her pleasure" sliced off.

I hear a lot of shit about how it's more hygienic - I don't know about the rest of you fine gentlemen but I tend to wash my cock along the with rest of my body on a fairly regular basis.

I imagine it's an incredibly uncomfortable thing to have done, not just because you're having skin peeled off of the most sensitive part of your body but because your helmet will be chaffing on the inside of your shorts all day for the rest of your life. No thanks.

It certainly had its moments, but as I read it I got a distinct sense of that horrid "reunion show" atmosphere you get with sitcoms and the like. It's hard to describe, but when certain comedians get to a certain level of success they start leaning a little too heavily on that fact. Kinda like "remember that time when..." anecdotes; they depend on hindsight coupled with an already substantial knowledge of past jokes/events, and it's basically a rehashing and revisiting of something, milking it for every available laugh. Or catchphrases, which are done to death once they become popular. A perfect example is when a weekly show (especially a cartoon show) is made into a feature length movie, with that almost inevitable decline in quality - to me, Maddox's book feels like the "movie version" of his website, and not long after its publication the website itself followed suit, which is also what tends to happen with aforementioned toonage.

The first batch of book signing photos were mildly amusing, as was some of the video footage showing Maddox in king's robes etc., but he's been posting that stuff for over 3 years now haha.

Have you read the new extended version of his book? If so, is there enough new material in it to warrant buying a copy if you already have the original?

LOOOOLL!!!1!1!!*#!

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Hahahaha! Ahhhhh my argument is falling apart at the seams!

Uncircumcised cocks are fucking disgusting.

O man, the pure gayness wrapped in that statement is priceless. Someone, I'm laughing to hard to scorn him or poke fun do it do, do it now.

Also, I'm circumcised it was done at birth. However, I've heard of a kid who lived down my road who got it done around the age of 13, showed it off a bit the stitches and what not. Seemed pretty horrid, why in hell his parents decided to do it at such a late age beats me. Wasn't like he was Jewish and had a Bar Mitzvah. If i wasn't already circumcised and a made it to like 10 years old, I wouldn't even bother.

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I don't get how cutting off part of a dick will increase its mass. should make it look smaller if anything. I like having a foreskin. anyone who says its unhygenic probably does not wash their dick in the first place.

Hitler probably wasn't cut, because that's what the Jews and Americans like to do.


yeah. its like sliding down the slippery slope of stupidity

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Without delving into the realms of our respective latent homosexuality, how are they disgusting? That's how they're supposed to look! There's a trend in the U.S. of having newborn babies circumcised purely for the aesthetics of it, with the patently false hygiene factor being played up as a sort of pro-cutting propaganda (to what end, I don't know (that's not even close to a pun, so FUCK off)). It's attractive to have a massive plate in your lip in certain places but it's pretty gross and needlessly painful to everyone else in the world. I don't know what the general feeling is in N. Ireland, but my own personal view is that if it was genuinely unhygienic evolution would have sorted it out for us, certainly long before the advent of soap and general cleanliness. Given that the reproductive organs are probably the most important thing we have, in evolutionary terms, my uneducated guess is that any wasted skin, opportunity for infection or poor aesthetics would have long since been sliced off us by natural selection's big knife. The social factors (such as circumcised cocks, for whatever reason, being prettier to certain groups thereby enabling circumcision-happy men to reproduce and pass on their cock-cutter genes/mentalities) is pretty much the only thing working in favour of peeling the big meaty banana, and it's nowhere near good enough.

The religious argument is one thing (as utterly retarded and barbaric as it may seem to me) but as you say, people getting it done late in life for no real reason is madness. You should tell that guy that he need not fear a life of skinlessness - you can regrow your foreskin!

http://www.circumstitions.com/Restore.html [I promise there's nothing sick here]

I think the idea is that the thinner shaft makes the helmet look bulkier, giving the illusion of girth. Kinda like how when short people wear shirts with vertical strips to give the impression that they're taller. It's all a tragically hilarious charade, at least it would be if it wasn't for the fact that most circumcisions are done on children without the use of aesthetic.

The benefits of having a foreskin far outweigh the drawbacks, none of which is convincing to me anyway. Wash your cock, don't become a religious fanatic and you won't have any problems. Haha it's funny to me that I even have to say "wash your cock", the implication is that if you don't have a foreskin you don't need to wash it at all, or not as much. Wash your cock either way, ya dirty cunts!

aye aye to that!

The fun about circumcision is that you get to keep the left overs and cook them when you turn 18 (it's an initiation thing).

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It wouldn't be surprising to me if the snipped hoop of flesh was used as a wedding ring in Jewish or Muslim marriage ceremonies In fact, that'd make infinitely more sense to me than simply throwing it away! At least in my scenario it'd have some symbolic connotations.

I`d like to be circumsiced for one day just to have this jewish feeling...Probably that`s where all the sh-words come from like schlong or schlomo or meshugge!

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I've actually heard they take the foreskins from babies and use it to grow skin to be used in skin grafts. Not sure if it's true, but pretty freaky.

Anyways let me add to the debate by saying that circumcised people are dumb. Proven fact.

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back when i was a young lad playing in death metal...our rhythm guitarist was cut and was smaller than the rest of us, he ended up getting slapped in the face with our meat sabers. that band was kinda homo. hazing is weird.

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I've seen everyone in my band's dicks and assholes. It's really funny at first...but when you sit down and think about it....what's the point?


I think death metal is a secret way for you to get acquainted with your gay side.

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What's that site that lets people stream movies for other people? I can't remember but my friend showed it to me awhile ago and if you can find it I'd be glad to play it for all of us. I wouldn't be able to do it until Monday though.

We can all watch it, like a giant group date! And we can not invite Dystopia, too!

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The problem with circumcision in the States is that its such a common practice outside of any religious reasoning that it is the expected norm which causes people to be taken back when they see the uncut version (and people are just too used to the director's cut). This is especially true for teen chicks, at least the ones I knew, who would get so used to expecting circumcised cawks that they kind of freak out when they see the natural anteater (example). When I was in my early teens I'd hear "OMG it was so gross, he wasn't circumcised!" every now and then from inexperienced girls. Its an unnecessary practice that has bullshit facts everywhere pushed by everyone, often doctors too, and I think more and more people are starting to get that now. Long live H.O.O.P.! (a million e-points to anyone that can name where this is from).

I'm cut, along with most of my friends. It doesn't bother me at all, though I definitely wouldn't do it to my kid. But hey, my calloused head from years and years of rubbing against clothing probably buys me a few extra seconds in bed! Lord knows I need it sometimes.

.. and what the fuck kind of bands are you guys playing in? Is there a group clean after every practice?

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I'd gladly donate a 10x10" patch of skin from my back to the first burn victim in the queue if it means I get to keep my foreskin. Fuck it, have my entire face, limbs and torso if you like, just keep it above the waist and below the thigh.

It's a tiny, almost microscopic comfort to me that the skins are at least being put to practical use. Then again, how many burn victims or people in need of facial skin grafts would want my cheesy remnants stretched over their skulls? According to all of your mothers; plenty.

Hahahahaha! I'm not sure which part of that paragraph I have the most questions about.

I know people who relish the look on my face when they call my name, and when I turn around they're doing a goatse-style anus stretch with their cock and balls dangling beneath. That's fine, I'm a child of the internet who's in touch with his inner queer, but what I can't fathom is why these same people ask me not to look when they're getting changed, and in fact clamber for their clothes in a panicked state if I happen to walk into the room when they're getting changed, or when they realise that I'm watching them through a telescopic lens from the next house. Where's the fuckin' logic in that?? I've seen things that no proctologist will ever see, yet they're acting like those 12-year-old girls in that locker room that time.

Exactamundo mon brave, it's become such a social convention that people have an almost Pavolovian response to the full meat breakfast, which is sad for them and their prospective yoghurt providers - there's so much joy to be had by both parties when Little Pink Riding Hood is in the game.

Unfortunately your H.O.O.P. pic didn't work for me:

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e...linking-img.gif

No chafing here sir.

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ah fuck. I know what you are talking about, its actually quite cool. they also come with a little chat room on the side so you can troll everyone. I wish the name didn't escape from my near empty head.

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If this RTT makes it all the way to 300 and the topic of discussion is still dick, we need to get this place changed from green to pink.

Surely it's my anal milk which keeps you moist down there?

Haha word!

Getting it done late in life has to be hell, especially around his age. Around 13 is where you get round-the-clock erections and have a nonstop time dating mother thumb and her four daughters. Post Traumatic Stress would surely kick in during said situation.

Also about this regrowing/restoring foreskin...Why? I mean shits been fine so far why regrow it? I mean its not like its gonna give you whats been lost back. Does make one feel bad instead of sitting on 7.5inches could have been rolling with like 8.5+. Damn difference between a Chevy and a BMW. Could have said a private prayer in the church of the first holy monkey with another inch or two as a kid.

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Somehow, this whole notion that cutting bits of penises should be the norm still feels unreal to me. Being born and raised in one of the few truly secularized countries in the world rocks. Except, it kinda sucks having parents that were young in Sweden in the sixties and seventies. What can you possibly do to shock someone with that kind of background?



Point. Let's change to cunt; more interesting, more mysterious. Seriously, spelunking simply doesn't have it, in comparison.

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Cunt isn't mysterious ones you get it enough. Also, if we wanted to talk about it and how it is to have one only LBXX and Dystobia could go forth on said topic.

Also having foreskin could be nice ones you've had intercourse to the point where the old boys raw. Ones it rubs against your boxers or jeans after that, the rapture seems close to coming. The foreskin would and should keep this from happening I suspect.

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Also I just started a chatroom if any of you guys wanna drop in.

http://www.stickam.com/kel104l

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I think the regrowth thing is for people who feel they've been cheated out of a chunk of their own meat without being consulted, which is what I'd feel if I had been cut when I was a baby. I hate when I see a baby with pierced ears, so I can't even imagine what it must be like to find out you had your cock mutilated before you could even use it haha.

Female circumcision, now there's a topic. Fucking barbaric, woman-hating, disgusting brutality. Infinitely worse than male circumcision by virtue of the fact that its one aim is to steal any chance of sexual pleasure away from the victim, for life, and I highly doubt any woman would volunteer for it without first being brainwashed by religious indoctrination or outright fear.

Ahh Amadeus, you posted just before me:

Haha I just thank our non-existent God that the Vatican didn't introduce genital mutilation into its doctrine when I was a lad.

See above

True - the foreskin keeps your helmet moist and non-calloused, heightening sexual pleasure and subsequently cradling your glowing Rudolph's nose in its meaty warmness. Plus I imagine jerking off is much better.

Shit, I can see you! Well, until you fucked off haha.

back on now man pcs being an ass

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Haha, I know, it was a rather weak allusion to religious mystery. Ah, fuck it.
It's true the mystery disappears with experience. Sometimes one might wonder... is experience is always a good thing.

It's rather natural to think so. After all, you effectively cut off roughly twenty thousand nerve endings in the procedure. That kind of shit has to have some kind of repercussion.


Paddy, true on female circumcision. Disgusting, despicable; bring on the thesaurus, we could do this all night. I'm just waiting for the day when we have to hear right here in our dear, beloved Western civilization that we should all respect such customs in other cultures, and that our doctors shouldn't discriminate by refusing to perform the procedure. In the name of community fucking cohesion.

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I'm trying to book my band for a show at a venue that is part of a chain of venues that includes a place in which we performed a show and were kicked out.
(kudos if you understand what I was trying to say here)

We might have to play under a different name so the head honcho doesn't notice.


Re-name my band for me!!!

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Well after you`ve told us that you have seen the assholes and dicks of your bandmates...Judas Priest?



Absoluetly with ya on that topic.
The problem is something like the same with HIV. In some countries people think that when they have HIV only sex with a virgin can cure them. When the western dudes tried to bring them condoms they only said "Yeah cool rubber stuff you got there but WE know what`s up so fuck you!".
In some eastern and southern countries the female circumcision is illegal. But the radical-religious idiots are just traveling to a country where it`s still legal and let them chop off the clit of their daughters, remove the outter lips of the vulva and sew up the "entrance", and all this without any hygienical BASICS! A lot of them die, caused by blood poisoning. Also the menstruation blood can`t get out of them. Just imagine that. Monsters.
When they got married the broom can open up a few sutures so he can have fun, but it`s extremely painful for the woman and after the act of "love" it will just be sewed up again.

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Death Messiah.
Also, what did you get kicked out for

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Dang, you really are Danish are you?
Don't get me wrong, just saying that, cause what I remember from the Danes I spoke with, is that the multicultural situation there isn't something to envy, to say the least. Belgium is getting the same problem, as is France, if they haven't crossed that line yet.

For example, some of you may know I play in Aosoth (link, which is based in Paris.
First time I arrived there for rehearsal in Paris, Gare du Nord (north station), whoo boy:

when you get out of your train you see a chain of gipsy-women, all asking whether or not you speak English (if you're dumb enough to say yes, they give you a little paper to read about how they're abandoned lalalalala while another gipsywoman steals your wallet). Protip: a good way to get rid of them for 5 minutesi s reply "why yes, do you suck dick?". A headshaking "noooo" will be your reply and 5 minutes of calm will be had.

Also, when I was walking around waiting for them to pick me up I saw a gipsy teach his son how to steal a car. It was 11AM.

Also, at 4 times a day will you see an entire, 2km-long street filled with praying Muslims. And fighting skinheads. Oh and drunk muslimmen puking and pissing at the same time (I saw this 12 minutes after I actually stepped out of my train. Bienvenue à Paris!). And let us not forget the countless Parisian riots, setting fire to literally thousands of cars!

Seriously, walking around there gives you quite the panicky "someone fucked up bad"-feel.

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That's another good point, chief - the hippocratic oath that all doctors take should preclude them from carrying out any surgery, no matter how small, which has no purpose other than appeasing some religious fundamentalist's imaginary friend. But even many doctors, as has been pointed out above, buy into the unfounded notion that circumcision is healthier, which doesn't exactly instil much confidence in me when I have a medical complaint. That, and the fact that I underwent surgery a few months back that had no relation to the problem I was having, kinda casts the health service in a new light, at least the N. Irish/British health service haha.

I've seen several clips of that shit being done in Africa, using sharpened stones to slice away the clit and the labia. It's an image that I won't forget in a hurry, and it fills me with anger every time I think about it. It's just so senseless and insane, and I can't think of any reason for it to be done other than hatred of women and their sexuality. If it were a general disdain for sexuality the men would lop off their glans penis as well, but they don't.

Whoa I was in Strasbourg and that sounds like a complete different world in one country LOL!
The only annoying thing there were the (black) street vendors there. No matter where you are some of the dudes are following you and keep asking if you want a hat or something else stupid. And most of them could easily speak 5 languages which was pretty impressive. And the bad beer was annoying too but what do you expect for 29ct

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Nah, I'm Swedish, but I've lived down on the west coast of Skåne for several years; Copenhagen is a bit like a second home city of mine. But we're in it pretty bad here too, although our current government is actually trying to push it in the other direction, though it's tough going. As an example of where they have to start from - last week riksdagen passed a law demanding that any immigrant can support himself and have a place to live (not sexist... realistic) before he starts bringing in relatives like a rather pugnant flood of illiterate tax waste. Go figure.
That's one other benefit of moving 1500km northwards... it's kinda nice not having to wade in that shit all the time.



Haha, well, what can I say, other than that your sins seem to be catching up with you.

Actually, if you scale away all the fluffy bits around the edges, you'll find that many religions, including all the big monotheistic ones, revolve around two basic tenets - control of female sexuality and worship of death.

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ZING! Good one!





Well, the venue we got kicked out of...I had no clue it was christian. On some nights they change the name and serve alcohol, but this night it must have been running god mode. We drew our logo on a table, as many bands have, and put a bigass goofy pentagram under it. But that wasn't even the start of us getting in trouble, it's actually really dumb. There was a bunch of hardcore bands there and there was one that visibly prayed on stage and started yelling "for the lord" I guess we got outta hand and people noticed us mocking them I'm not to sure....then in the middle of our mock-hardcore dancing (which was funny as hell) We were asked to show some respect. So we all sat down and were perfectly chill. Didn't cause any problems, kept to ourselves, then the guy came over and asked us to leave. This was in Dallas. There is another venue of the same name in plano, we are going to try to play there...but every time I e-mail the one in dallas, they are like, sorry, not this time.

I seriously hate all these hardcore bands we play with!

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Well, it would be good to investigate the venue you're playing in so you aren't causing any riots or getting bad publicity even. Ask if there's any restrictions on content when you find a place you want to perform.

As far as the circumsions. I have one son that is and one that isn't and the doctor told me when they start asking questions about each other's apprearance just tell them that it was one routinely because of future hygiene issues, but medical research showed that it doesn't really make any difference.
As far as babies with foreskin goes, the skin has to be pulled back periodically or else it may crack. If a child is circumsized that's not necessary. One father I knew said his son kept having reoccurant infections in his uncircumsized penis. It turned out to be a hair that had gotten wrapped around it and it wasn't emptying his bladder. kidneys, whatever, and causing a lot of trouble. It had gotten under far enough that was practically invisible around the head and under the foreskin.
There's pros and cons. And my son that did have it done wasn't sore for that long before it healed up. I don't see where having it done when someone is older is a valid reason for the surgery unless there's some health reason for it. But as far as I'm concerned it's about as necessary as breast augmentation in women. Unless there's a health reason I don't think it matters.

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I would`ve done the same



For real? HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA

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If that's true it's still not a good enough reason to remove it. Babies need to be cleaned and have their nappies changed daily, just include the pseudo-wank along with the rest of the routine and there's no problem

pseudo-wanking babies makes me uncomfortable...

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Try using your other hand.

YAY!!!

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Daily! Don't they say 25 pounds for a reason? One to one and a half years old?
You're right. It really isn't a good enough reason, but reasons when I gave birth and reasoning now are 2 different things. When I had my kids I learned what I knew from baby books I read and doctors that I talked to. I really hadn't been around a tiny baby before so I did what I thought was best for both my boys. Back then forceps were an accepted form of delivery and so was giving a mom meds to slow down her delivery. I had both and now I doubt they'd do either. I wouldn't have another spinal either like I did the first time.

There used to be some discussion over whether one was healthier than the other for reasons relating to cancer, but I don't remember anything more about it. Maybe it was just disproven and went by the wayside.
If I was to have a boy now - I'd shoot myself first of all lol, but I doubt I'd have it done. It's just not something I'd feel was necessary. If it made a man's brain work better than I might, but I think you're all pretty hopeless.

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Remove the penis and this shall come to pass.

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Are you volunteering?

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Back to removing penises again? And we almost managed to change the topic.

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NOW aren't you glad we shut Saddam's shit down?

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I tried man, I tried.

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Thanksgiving in 24 hours, baby!

Tonight, friends and I plan to get blitzed in honor of... well, just for the hell of it.

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Thanksgiving should be renamed in "Thanksforyourcountry"

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I know what you mean, the first kid people have tends to provoke an almost hysterical overprotective state, and by the time the second kid comes along they pretty much leave it to its own devices for most of the day haha. Just human nature, I guess.

I wasn't aware that female circumcision was a common practice in Saddam's Iraq, or that it was deemed brutal enough to warrant an invasion. And if that's the case, I can think of about 10 [oilless] countries that could do with some invading right about now if the only justification required is a desire to "free" its people from torture of the softer meats.

HAHAHA!

wtf? Stay away

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Hell No, I'm not finished with my breeding cycle yet. I have 20 more women to go 21 if you wanna join in. Lol, you know the text for that smiley on said topic is way better than the smiley it self, ":-behead-:". Makes me squirm a little thinking of the old boy getting cut off.

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If that bothers you I still have a rusty sickle in my barn that I sliced my finger with once. I'm sure it would cut through something so fleshy as a throbbing python of love. Hit on me again and I may just have you singing like Morten Harket.
Have a nice day.

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Haha. "We".

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I am really confused by Dystopia's avatar and his statement. I'm going to assume his change in avatar wasn't voluntary.

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Shut the fuck up Dystopia.

I think we need to pass Weija's iconic slogan onto Dystopia because a.) I miss saying it every other post, and b.) he really needs to.

And no, no one here was behind his new avatar/signature. He just thinks that that video is funny and is co-opting it to make his e-persona seem more funny and likable. Now, if he were to have went with any of Reh Dogg's work, especially the popular Why Must I Cry?, it would have been a much better pick because he's the best of the "hilariously awful rappers" genre (and he is the king of said genre with his videos making him godly, I mean seriously absolutely untouchable) but also because it would have been much closer and honest to his real personality.

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I absolutely loved it, but I haven't read or seen the original, so I couldn't say whether or not the extra material justifies an extra purchase.

As for circumcision, I can't imagine how it would make anything look bigger. Smaller, sure, but definitely not bigger. Chaffing isn't a problem, but it's said that you lose something like 40% of your sensitivity IIRC. We went over it in ethics class, but it was a while ago and I'm too lazy to google that shit.

The hygiene thing made a LOT of sense back in the days before indoor plumbing. Since then, it's really not a big deal. People with their foreskin can easily wash the minute amounts smegma out of their unit before it accumulates into anything substantial. I'm cut, but I don't think I would cut my kids. It just isn't necessary or especially helpful in today's world. That being said, apparently I last longer than the average man, which might be due to lost sensitivity and is greatly appreciated by some of the more amorous and energetic women I've been with. I really don't know what I'm missing, and the sensation I do have more than satisfies me.

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Aaaah, Rehdogg. He ain't got moves.

That's why they say I'm so bold now!

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The whole forum was down yesterday, eh?

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Seemed that way for a bit, but it started working for me later on.

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I think MetalTabs.com was built upon the remains of a website about ancient Indian burial grounds, 'cause this poltergeisty shit happens at around the same time every year. Submitting certain types of tab doesn't work, the website slows to a crawl and then it just becomes inaccessible for a day or so.

Seems alright now, though. THIS SITE IS CLEAN! Says the ghost-hunting midget.

Good thing you let 'm out of the basement every once in a while.

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Dio was diagnosed with Stomach Cancer..not a good one to have..

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/...ach-cancer.aspx

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Viewing Thread Metaltabs Hottie... Vote now! @ 00:40

4 Year old thread. Lulz.

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I don't remember a thread about myself being made.. humph!

So I was in Santa Barbara (Southern California) visiting an aunt two weekishes ago with my fucking cute friend from Iceland and I happened to tell her that Neverland Ranch is pretty close by. She flipped as apparently he was one of her childhood heroes so we went looking around and found it. Now, guess.. I mean seriously guess what was only a few hundred yards away from the entrance gate of the Ranch?

You have 60 seconds to think and write your answer down on the answer card to present to the audience once the timer has buzzed.






The Family Childrens School and Daycare, Kindergaden - 5th grade.

I swear! I shit you not! I had an enormous laugh upon finding this and couldn't believe that this fact isn't common knowledge. Thinking about it, its just getting a little lazy on MJ's part. I mean, come on show a little precaution and at least attempt to... um, shit.. okay guys, this is the part where I had a word that was perfect and would have ended the sentence in a humorous manner where everyone would have understood and laughed but I can't fucking remember what the word is and have spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out what it is with the last 5 specifically shifting through a thesaurus (okay, I was kind of dancing for probably 2-3 minutes somewhere in there to Window Licker but I mean, come on.. how do you not?! I mean especially at the end for the last minute or so when he drops that fatty beat while throwing on the bit-crusher effect [I'm not sure if that is the actual term for that effect, its just what they call it in Cubase which is what I use for absolutely everything, save masturbation. Oh my god! Masturbation is in danger of being taken away?! Yes, please! Save it! Save masturbation everyone! Save masturbation!]. I stopped dancing promptly after that song though because the next track on the EP, whatever fucking symbol that is is just an awful and annoying track that's a waste and I don't care that it shows up on some kind of blablablaoscope. Then, to be blatantly honest, I spent about 45 minutes to find another track to put on that could match Window Licker and the other Aphex track before it, Xtal, so I put on Bjork Homogenic from All Neon Like and on. Huge fan. Then I took about 5 minutes to type all of this out which took so long to do because I keep nodding off when I pause to think. God, I love this next track "Immature". This entire album is FUCKING great, all of her albums are really although I was never crazy about Debut nor her newest [but they're still excellent albums). She's a very inspiring person for me - an eccentric and immensely talented women that manages to push out all of this great material time after time all by herself and, trust me, its fucking trying and tedious to have to do, or at least write and arrange, everything yourself. I'm high as fuck on a smokeless substance at the moment. Now I'm at the major decision that I often have to face: have friends over, party, and be sociable or be a hermit and make music.

Hey, does anyone know when life's Christmas break starts and how long it will be this year? They forgot mine the last two years and i'd sure like one.

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If you guessed right you'll recieve a free mason jar* containing a rare endangered Amazonian Poison Dart Frog that has recently recieved a rim job from Steve Irwin himself before his untimley death!

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Ummm...the gate to Blashyrkh or the Teletubby land.



HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WONDER WHY HE WAS SUCH A PEDOBEAR

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I quit drinking. It's just not worth it! Worst thanksgiving evar.

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Yeah let`s wait until you`re feeling well again

The gig Exodus played 1997 at the Dynamo Open Air in Eindhoven was so fucking killer. God you can smell the alcohol through your computer speakers. They were so drunk but played so tight I`m coming every minute...

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Isn't that the 2nd time she came to check out that thread in the last 6 months or so?
Man I missed so much shit on here. Whenever I end up on an older post through search or something I spot "like the big Black Metal War a couple months back on here" and I'm left clueless about what the shit.

And Darko, I kinda like that spiral-y thing.

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Dude WTF, that's the longest post I've ever read in my life...thinking honestly it had some point coming from you. It is quite funny about the kindergarten though being so close to his home. Wonder where the observatory room is in his house for said school, never showed it on television. I can see old Michael now some napkins, lotion, and a huge telescope peeking in on little boys weezing in those midget urinals that go all the way down to the floor and cause piss to blow back on my white sneakers.

On another note im confused, where are you from California or Iceland?

Also we should exchange medicine cabinets after your post above. I've got some pretty good shit in mine, but damn from that post your doctor hooked your ass up. If said post was made sober, lets go grab a fucking beer man.

Update:
So officially after poking fun at tranny about his private message count, mine now reads "65535".

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roflmao I thought he'd gotten into the high test coffee! Wow. He's probably passed out snoring now.

My count did that before, too. It's just one of the peculiarities of metaltabs.

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Lets just say some things inadvertantly went up my nose without my permission.

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Either drugs or some awful smelling lady flower. Both will make you act the same. If drugs are the case why the hell are you on Metal Tabs. Go enjoy the high! Surf atop a car, call up a escort service, and haul ass with a hoe.

Also I wanna see pictures of your cute Iceland friend. I'll show you my new friend whom I met in West Virginia.

Also you from California or Iceland?

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I enjoy drugs a lot more in the comforts of my home. I have a picture around here somewhere, I'll get it if you want.

I'm from Orange, California.

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Pictures wanted!

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Depends on the drug imo.

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It depends on the time. I don't use much drugs outside of my house either, save for before/after gigs. I want it to be calm and in my control when I use.

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Would my first guess be correct?

Actually it sounded like you were dancing with some white chick.

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Uhm I wouldn`t do drugs BEFORE a gig...too risky (though I would never ever do any drugs [I don`t count alcohol and coffein this time])

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It's against exhaustion.

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My dealer gave me a baggy with some Oxy in it, I broke one of the pills in half and placed the other half in the baggy with the rest. A few days later I come back to the baggy to take another and the other half and in the empty bag I see a bunch of dust that had collected at the bottom. I assumed it was just some dust that had collected at the bottom from the pill but it wasn't. It was fucking SPEED. I got really, really, really fucking high. I kind of figured something might have been up when that shit went up my nose as it burnt like Satan's ash, but I didn't really notice the difference until (what I think was) about 20 minutes into it I figured out how to be the greatest musicians ever and instead of trying to play anything I just wrote 4 pages about it.

I remember how it happened, too. My dealer couldn't find a baggy for me so she's all "oh wait, here's one" and reached for a little one that was sitting on her dresser all alone. She must have been high or in a hurry or something because there was still a good line left in there.

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I know I've ranted about this before but Cephalic Carnage used to be so fucking great. They had the perfect mixture of composition, technicality, brutalness, all while still having a sense of humor throughout their music that was enough to help define their music but not taint it as a joke. Perversions and the Guilt After just came on random and I started to reminisce.

Oh, and picture or my Icelandic friend for Joe and Proaz who have way too much of an interest in my sex life. I would too I guess if I knew me.

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We have similar taste, reminds me of my cutie from WV.

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http://poststuff5.entensity.net/112....php?pic=um.jpg, ...to think of what I almost did.

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you liberal pussies are all the same, talking shit about bush like he's evil. YES, we invaded Iraq and oil was a big part of it, but when the dickless democrats bitch about it I just can't help but assume they know NOTHING about battle tactics. Shut down their oil, you shut down their income which supplies weapons, guards, ect. Mainly power, NOT TO MENTION, that oil could have been goin' all over the place. Those "Oilless" countries that we haven't invaded, I'm sure they took a hit as a side-affect after we invaded Afghanistan and Iraq.

And you call yourself a metalhead? Dude, go get a vinyl John Lennon album and jack off while you indulge the fact that the USA totally kicks the shit out of your dick-nose tiny country, queer.

Go ahead, gang up with the mods and rip me one like you always do (lol like i fuckin care). I'll still have the logic, you'll just have a laugh with your arrogance and your little metaltab friends. Dicknoses.

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This made me lol

My "hidden baggy" story just consists of some friends finding a strange white substance in a baggy outside of our apartment... turned out to be good coke.

Oh and btw tonight I broke a fucking mirror... My last bad luck wore off only 4 years ago, too! Now it's back until i'm almost 30

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There really isn't any need to gang up on you, just a shared desire to ignore you by everybody else. Personally, I prefer not to ignore you. It amuses me to interact with another human being who honestly considers the word "dicknose" to comprise a sufficient insult to anyone older than 9.

I would be interested in hearing you explain how those "oilless countries took a hit as a side-effect" after we invaded Iraq, as opposed to strengthening their resolve by draining our economic resources and the huge hit we took to our foreign policy in the eyes of the rest of the world. Not that I expect you to, but it would be hilarious to watch you try.

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I wasn't against Iraq at first. As time went on, it became a gigantic fuck up, and it was a poorly planned war. No plans for Iraqi armories, refugees, government, etc. Keep in mind I'm actually going to be in the military, where you will just sit on your ass all day, smoke weed and complain about dem liberals and how Obama is the antichrist. I don't think you know more about "Battle Tactics" anymore than any other tabbie here, but I can tell you right now shutting down their oil will not win a guerrilla type warfare, when taking a few potshots at a combat outpost with your ak costs jack shit and the cost to run our stuff is so much more. Most engagements over there are not even with Iraqi Guard members or anything like that. These are insurgents, who cross borders to get a shot at American troops for various reasons. There is no highly organized Army there, understand that they don't need oil money to keep on doing what they are doing. All they need to do is get a fucking howitzer round from armories that where no taken care of, rig it up to explode when your humvee drives by.

Oh and going back to the female clit-cutting thing, I doubt that there was much of it in Iraq. Iraq was actually one of the more secular Middle Eastern states.

Afghanistan is a different situation which I agree with more. It is our own mess that we have to clean up.

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I've been on metaltabs for a while. I've never really joined in on any flaming or anything. But dude, you have no clue about anything to do with the god damned war, nor does anyone on here. All we have are our reactions to rumors and speculations. Do I think we should be over there? no. Am I gonna blatantly argue with everyone hear who thinks differently? no. Just chill out. Aren't stoners supposed to be mellow?

In addition, +1 for what drawn&quartered said about him actually joining the service. At least he is doing something besides bitching.

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Given the assumption that the post you quoted is the one to which you're replying, I'm not sure where that all came from. The war in Iraq still has nothing to do with female circumcision, so there's no reason to connect the two.

That said:

We didn't invade Iraq to limit the supply of oil to other countries, but rather to try to keep the cost of oil down. Iraq may have supplied oil to some of these countries to which you vaguely allude (I'm assuming it's 'threatening' countries rather than those that allow female circumcision, seeing as you seem to have forgotten what you were arguing about initially), but so do many other countries we haven't seen fit to invade, or impede in any way. Because that is seriously irrelevant.

Your claim was about logistics, not 'battle tactics.' Battle tactics are, as indicated by the name, certain short-term stratagems designed to win a particular battle. If we had invaded Iraq in an effort to limit the oil supplies of all enemy nations, that would be a 'long term strategy,' which would indicate a greater degree of forward thinking than our DoD has ever shown itself capable of. The whole mess in the aftermath of the initial victory just shows how incapable of it we are.

Our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have only weakened our military stance abroad, since they've demonstrated irrefutably how easily we can become ensnared in little dipshit nations without any significant armed forces, or resources, to speak of, while expending the majority of our military and financial might. We're spending huge amounts of money and allocating a majority of our armed forces to minor threats, and everybody in the world can see it. It doesn't make us look strong. It makes us look weak, and increases the likelihood that some other dipshit nation will join in on the fun, since we've made it obvious that we'll break under enough pressure.

So this wasn't really our smartest move, since it weakens us financially and in terms of prestige, and it hasn't produced any real results, since we haven't achieved shit except to remove a dictator who posed us no threat whatsoever and replace him with a situation that's exposed our weaknesses. Given that even assuming that the ends justify the means, the Iraq war fails to justify shit, it only gets worse when you throw in the shaky foundation on which the war was originally sold. If it were a bullshit, quasi-justified war that got positive results, that would be one thing. As it is it's just a series of bad decisions ensuring worse decisions down the line.

Though I have to admit this was all much less logical than your impassioned post, so you may very well be right that you've got the logic.

When are we gonna start talking about dicks again?????

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Dude that was so poor. Just don`t try to talk about the war your country is doing. If you would be a REAL supporter of this war you wouldn`t be on metaltabs, cause you would "help" and support your army in Iraq, kay?
And the arguments (if they are arguments) you bring up here are so poor, whiny and infantile (just watch the highlighted sentences) that even I, with my 16 years, can only shake my head about that. Or laugh. I think I`ll laugh about it. Whiny poor bastard.



I`ve lost mine today when I got up. I`m still searching.

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Rather than debate with you about the motivations for invading Iraq I'll let the people who actually orchestrated it do the debating for me.

PNAC (The Project for the New American Century) is a neo-con think tank, most of its members went on to become the core of the Bush administration. In 2001 - prior to 9/11 - they wrote a defence review document called "Rebuilding America's Defenses: Strategy, Forces and Resources For a New Century". Read this document, and then we'll talk. Keep in mind that I will be setting quizzes for you, so you'd better read it carefully!

If you can't be bothered reading it (which, given your utterly uninformed rant, is a distinct possibility) let me sum it up for you and if you doubt anything that I'm saying you can look it up in the document yourself:

1. As mentioned, the authors of this document became the core members of the Bush administration.
2. It contains the following ideas to achieve American "full spectrum dominance", which basically means "American supremacy" or a Pax Americana:

- Control and weaponise space, while also preventing other nations from doing the same
- Control the internet's free flow of information and engage in psychological operations using the mainstream mass media
- Control the middle east and its resources by invading key countries and setting up permanent military basis in strategic locations which will be used to launch further attacks more easily (Iran, Syria, etc.)
- Change domestic policy in such a way that your country is edged ever more closely towards a police state (Patriot Acts I and II, the Military Commissions Act which effectively deletes habeas corpus from your constitution, the heightened security in every walk of life, and so on)

3. This document, and the intentions expressed therein, precedes 9/11 and any WMD horseshit, so these pretexts were not available at the time in order to allow them to sell this psychopathic doctrine to the general American public, and yet their desires for world domination were still discussed openly without them - this is fairly strong evidence that Saddam's alleged involvement in 9/11 (which has since been denied by Bush) and his alleged WMD caches (which have since been denied by Bush) were tacked on to an existing plan to invade and control the region and are therefore bollocks. In fact, the authors of the document say that all of the changes they wanted to see/enforce would likely not happen in a timely fashion in a democratically minded nation such as the U.S. without a major terrorist attack of some sort to galvanise the people, an attack they called "a new Pearl Harbour". The reason for the Peal Harbour reference is because of the way the nation got behind the war against Germany and Japan after Pearl Harbour, a war they were, until then, not interested in being a part of. 9/11 happened, and the only people more happy to see it happen than the terrorists themselves were those neo-con psychos who were given a gift from Allah to hatch their plans for the world.

Again, before trying to counter what I've written, read the document (which is hosted on the PNAC website), read the names of those who wrote it and then look at the situation your country is in. Massive, unfathomable coincidence? The U.S. doesn't want to leave Iraq, which is evidenced by their building of permanent military bases there and also evidenced by the things written in this document. Their reasons for invading were all lies, lies which were created after the decision to invade was already made.

My cousin fought in Iraq, she was stationed in Baghdad. Luckily she wasn't harmed during her tour there, but I still feel a "personal" involvement with this charade, which is apparently more than you can feel.

Not that it matters much to you or your childish insult, but metal isn't the only thing I listen to, but even if it were are you saying that if one listens to metal they are necessarily in favour of war? I'm in favour of critical thinking and research, not taking root in front of Fox News and rubbing one out to Bill O'Reilly, or any other talking head from your faux left-right fairytale for that matter.

My country is indeed tiny, and I do have a nose which resembles a dick, but I'm not exactly sure what this has to do with anything. Nor my alleged queerness. I'm also not sure what you're talking about when you say that your country kicks my country's ass. In what sense? If it's in illegal wars for empire, the torture and internment of thousands of innocent Afghans and Iraqis and the mass murder and enslavement of millions of brown people the world over, I concede - your country kicks my country's ass. If it's in the mass rape of children under the protection of the Vatican, the consumption of alcohol, bad teeth and fuzzy red hair, I'm sorry to say that you lose.

Like I always do? When have I ever "ganged up" with anyone on this forum? And when have I ever said anything even remotely insulting to you, directly or indirectly? You made a massive leap of logic by connecting female circumcision with the righteousness of the Iraq war/the toppling of Saddam, and I called you on it. At no point did I call you a brain-dead, belligerent moron with no likeable qualities and with an almost uncanny ability to make it virtually impossible to defend anything you say about any topic, no matter how innocuous that topic may be. I could have, but I didn't. Heh. You seem to be enjoying some sort of paranoid fantasy about how everyone here is out to get you, but let me assure you that I - a man with literally no life outside of my computer chair - have better things to do with my time than victimise a bum-faced pooh-sniffer (that's about your level, yes?) like your good self.

Plus yo mama etc.

Wait, Paddy, you don't know what you're doing! He has the logic! Still! He owns that shit! It has to do what he wants! Even things that don't make sense! You can't fuck with that!

That's the most tragic thing about all of this - I ended up looking like more of a cunt than he did, simply by engaging with him and his partially-formed, premature foetus faculties. The proper thing to do would have been to have him sectioned under the mental health act and to just draw a line under the whole affair. Meh, I'll get over it.

Pr0az, you gave me an erection which I almost certainly didn't want. The only thing I can really say is that I respect you. I hate you, but goddammit I respect you.