what kind of scumbag would jack someones food when they go outside, they must have been hammered or something. too bad you didn't have MTM with you, hahaah.

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wow this is what metaltabs is now?

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It's kinda like the ghost of christmas past showing you what happens if you leave... except this is actually happening.

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What the hell is different? Or have you evolved so much in your departure that you now see our true roach form?

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"LOGGING INTO BLACKBOARD ONCE A WEEK IS MANDATORY.I repeat, LOGGING INTO BLACKBOARD ONCE A WEEK IS MANDATORY. So please log in once a week to check announcements and special assignments.

No book is needed for this class. No attendance is needed for this class as well.

So please, if you purchased a book, try to get your refund. No book is needed to teach you how to walk.

Your mission is you must walk 24 miles (3 miles a week) or more by the end of the semester. If you succeed you get an A, 21-23 mi. you receive a B, 18-20 mi. you receive a C, and anything under 18 is not acceptable and you receive a D.

As far as assignments, all I need from you is a log of what you have walked every two weeks.

The log can be emailed to me every two weeks.

If you feel like you can finish the assignment in less than 8 weeks, I challenge you to do so. Push yourself past the limits. Exercise is important.

A log example is...

Monday 1 hr 1.5 miles
Tuesday 1.5 hr 2 miles

Once you've reached the course limit, you will receive an A. Each week I stated to push yourself by dropping 5 minutes or less off your previous weeks time. If you can't, I understand. Its a challenge for yourself to keep pushing past your comfort level.

Hopefully I have answered everyone of your concerns and I look forward to receiving your logs.

PLEASE KEEP TRACK OF YOUR MILEAGE AND CHARTS. I will not be able to calculate your miles and reply to you if asked. I will be working very hard because this is the heart of our football season and will be away from my computer."

This is what my fitness walking class is like...

i dont know, i guess the latter....id say i evolved from a roach into some kind of sewer rat. so im pretty high above you scum....

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Sweet, now buy my album you sewer rat. See below.

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he's just going to torrent it

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oooo that would be low!

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Good thing its so underground that it can't even be torrented!

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Hey requiem,

It seems you've got some amazing education going on man. I'm not even in college yet...So at least you've got that going on.

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that's the spirit! you should come give me a hard copy of your album... I don't want that itunes shit... nah actually i should probably just go there out of convenience.

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No. This is something else. metaltabs is exactly how you remember it.

You can only get Dyldo's musical experience as filtered through my ears. It's way better than hearing it through your shitty ears.

God it`s cold here

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God it's slow here

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Means niggers can't hang.

PM your address and I'll send you a copy. However, if you buy it from CDBaby, the album comes with a free version of Rich-Ears to enhance the musical experience (as mentioned above). They're going fast though so I'd hop on that.

A few of my friends got me and another friend pretty good last night. We were at a bar and me and this dude were playing shuffleboard and suddenly the bartender comes up to us and says "Here you guys go - compliments of those two guys over at the end of the bar" and he points to two older men, probably late 40s, balding, and definitely sticking out in the surrounding younger crowd. I tell him I don't believe it but he swears and says he sees them in here all the time ordering "Pink Ladies" for potential mates and this is how they manage to find out who's interested (and it sometimes works). He said just drink the drinks to not be a dick but don't go up to thank or talk to them because that means you're into them. So we laugh and laugh and tell our other friends and try desperately to avoid them the whole night. Later the bar tender told me it was my friends. FUCK.

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hey darko,

through cdbaby one copy of your album is on it's way to my home

& awwww that was mean of your friends!! (kinda funny though)

*hugs darko* xx

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Sweet! I can eat tonight. Many thanks. I hope that don't screw up your order and give you a Rich-Anus instead of his ears.

Nah, it was more funny than anything. But I will be mean when I get them back. I will be mean.

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I`d love to have a copy of your CD but....how much would it be to send it to me?

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*giggle*

you welcome darko i did listen to some of the tunes & yeah they sounded decent enough then i got bored lol am kinda restless tonight so no reflection on your music hun *hugs*

awww getting your friends back, that sorta thing can last for fecking years!!

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Ahh bunny stop posting at the same time with me

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*attack huggles gomli*

i chose the $6 postage but there was one about around $5 i presume it would be the same postage

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Ah okay yeah

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see not that expensive!!!

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working at the fair tonight,

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I didn't realise that freak show was still going.

BAM!

Not sure how much more, if any, shipping will be to Germany Gomli.

Its zings like that that got Paddy in Modship. Another acceptable reply would have been "Life isn't fair". MAB!

Paddy, I saw your link to Gravity Master a few days ago in the PC thread and it saved me from boredom at work for a few good hours. I finally beat it yesterday. Those last few levels are fucking TOUGH. I want to play this Crayon Physics but I don't feel like opening up my wallet.

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Too much giggles and hugs to be straight here.

What the hell is going on?

You sign up for shitty fucking classes. Who the fuck can't walk 24 miles over the course of 3 months? I can walk 24 miles in a FUCKING DAY. Some people can run it in a few hours.

And who would take a whole hour to walk 1.5 miles? Do you go to the college equivalent of a fat camp?

You're almost as bad as the old Transient. Speaking of the old Transient, go away Tranny. Your position here has been usurped.

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Welcome, Transient.
You last visited: Yesterday at 20:44
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well SOMEBODY wants to talk to me chris

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well agreed, kinda a useless course as most people at a uni will get that distance in a month just from going to classes and the supermarket.

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dude why the fuck do you have so many messages

I sent him another just because of that reason.

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I`ve just read it. Whoa man that sounds totally easy. I mean 24miles in one semester
1h for 4miles straight walking so I`d need about 6h walking in a WHOLE SEMESTER

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Got this in my email (part of the email)

"Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, October 21, 2009.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. In commemoration, we have placed your picture on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!"

lol i think that is fucking classic!!

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haha, yeah I love that they do shit like that. Even some of the site admins I've talked to act like that. They're a great little company.

They give this special treatment only to the BEST artists.

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*hugs darko*

am looking forward to it arriving now but we got postal strikes happening over here starting tomorrow, i hope that doesn't fuck the arrival up!!

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All the regs asking him leave over the years.

EDIT: Oh, I should add, he's just kidding around. The site will only store a few hundred messages. Once or twice a year I have to save them as a text file and then delete them because my PM box gets blocked.

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You save yours? Are Jim's drawings really that cute?

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If you could see the half chub in my pants right now, you wouldn't have to ask.

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hahaha..ha..ha

Na we were making and cutting decals to put on peoples cars...Some fine women were out last night.(Maybe ill met a quick playmate for a couple days)

Doc put me on adderall for my ADD, I feel "Normal"...anyone else ever have to be put on a stimulate?

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idk theyre not actually in there



nah dude, im not making that up hahaha... i dont know why it says that. im guessing its spam that got deleted, but since i didnt read it, its still marked as unread

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Whaaaat? Screen cap that shit.

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Yeah, screen cap. Your PM box is full at (just checked) 500 messages, at which point no more messages will be received. You'll have to delete some or all of the messages to get any new ones at that point. Could be a counter error, though.

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haha nice

and then you... jizzed in your pants?

What kind of fat snizzburger cripple poof couldn't walk at 2-3mi/hr for a day? ANSWER ME. ANSWER MY QUESTION.

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66.000.000+ views. Carl Sagan's Cosmos is also on there. About a thousand views or so. Sigh.




If the fat cripple was a fat cripple in a wheel chair, I can see how walking 3 miles could present some difficulties.

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Reqtum

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i cant believe you guys care enough about this to still be talking about it hahahaha


http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/18...ncapdesktop.png

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Maybe some problems with the script, but chris was right i mean look at the main box not the upper left corner...you do not have 60000 something messages stored in there...

Why would you even lay claim to the fact you do have 6000+ messages?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0MiLJGPdbc

Your welcome.

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Phone's ringing, Dude.

Thank you, Donnie!

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This happened to me a couple of times, too. And I think I recall MTM having the same issue. Just a glitch in the matrix or the like.

How have you been, Tranny?

Did MyOwnSavior come to you for therapeutical advice?

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hahahahah dude youre so aggressive

all i did was copy paste that craziness and all you dudes started getting all excited about it, so theres a screen cap. obviously dont actually HAVE 6522332 messages.
OBVIOUSLY its just a glitch

OBVIOUSLY it doesnt matter


now i remember why i left here


paddy im fine i guess

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha

no it was about a glitch on another forum we both post on

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Aggressive? Sorry if it "appeared" in that manner next time i won't forget my emotional smilies.

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lol, have you not seen pictures of him? he is far from a wheel chaired fat cripple

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I know she`s a dude but I just wanted to throw his name in the round cause Dystopia isn`t here to bark at him

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hahaha, 'i know she's a dude'

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Any news about your illness? Gomli will gladly donate any organ you require.

Has this place died yet?

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Aslong as paddy breaths i shall come here to view his humorous remarks..Also i like looking at chris's sexy underground porn pictures!

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It will if you leave us again

How have you been though, dude?

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Eh pretty much.

And that "Bitch Lisa" chick has gone to war with me and all 6 or 7 of heard dickhead friends.

EDIT: This avatar I can keep. Thanks mods, you gay fucking bastards.

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Dude, you are still talking about bitch lisa?

I feel like I know her, how's she doing?

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morning everyone xx

how is everyone today??

btw i want a new tattoo, but can't afford one stupid bills

but i may get one when with bf over carrotmus/new year i dunno will see

am not long up so erm yeah you'll have to bare with me while the caffeine begins to kick in!!

will be around the place,

bunny xxx

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The dude just knows what makes me happy


Do you already know what you want to get needled in your skin?

and btw. I laughed when I read carrotmus `cause it reminds me of the german word karottenmus which means mashed carrots

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yeah most likely will be a h r giger piece gomli! & lol cool

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well, there is a reason they call her "bitch lisa" I think

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Cool, cool I like Hans Ruedis art! But you need a good tattoo artist to get all those different shadow shades correctly and good looking


Here guys watch this and SHAME ON YOU WHO HAD ANY OF THOSE!!!:

Click

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gomli, lol to good looking

here are some pics of h r giger pieces i have got tattooed so far (judge for yourself)


clicky1

clicky2

&

clicky3

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The 3rd one is my favourite of him. Pretty killer!

Nice tats you got there bunneh

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thank you gomli!!

they do impress people when i show my tattoos in public

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Went to see Copperhead and Desecrate at the Whiskey and got trashed with both of them at a party afterward, friggin' my friend and I were so drunk we practically were going to kill each other but we're both alive!

I need to drink less haha

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hahaha, the last one on the video was priceless

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haha, yeah I haven't been on the green screen much..mainly because I'm so busy with this new security job/police volunteering/gym. I'm doing 12 hour 9pm-9am shifts full time, with overtime..drive around in a late-2000's company Civic looking at sweet Lambos/Porche/BMW/Mercades/ect all night at an autoport here. Not that bad of a gig as far as security jobs are concerned.


I'm been good though, thanks...buying a whole new bass rig very soon. How have you been Justin?

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Man, you really gotta learn how to choose your battles. Quit picking fights with guitar masters on myspace!

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Details, my man!

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oh! i've got a deviantart account now anyone interested in seeing it?

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I am I promise to behave.

okay here ya go...

clicky

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Awesome bunny!

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Did you create this yourself? It's purty

I'm a little on the shy side, but I'd like your opinions on my own art work:

http://notasexoffender.deviantart.com/

thank you proaz *hugs*

& ta paddy the paper for inside the book? no i didn't make that myself

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Ahhh OK

You've been busy anyway! There's quite a lot of stuff there which obviously took a lot of time. Do you have a "target" size or will you just keep adding to it?

most of it is stuff i've made over the year lol

& still some stuff to add, i'll just add to when as when & when i make stuff i suppose lol

& thanks the cross-stitch takes the most time to do

some of the cross-stitch pieces are a few years old though

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haha its not that big of a problem i guess, health is always an issue for me but ive been working out again and looking/feeling a bit better. someone told me my eyes are less yellow today so thats cool

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And on top of that good news you're 4 posts away from Extreme Post-Whoredom! But if you'd like to become an MT legend, get to 9,999 and then stop posting...

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Either Ampeg 610 or 810..ampeg svt all tube head..not 100% on a new bass yet..maybe one of those Czech Spector's. Something in the $1000-$2000 range.

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He's not lying. Gomli generously donated his testicles to me after I had that horrific accident that involved a vacuum cleaner and a box full of S&M magazines.

All tube heads are wonderful

I've been considering buying one of these two all tube heads at some point in the future. I'm not really sure which one though. I'm going to do some heavy research and maybe consult my fathers friend who is a very well known amp technician in Northern B.C.

Eden WTB300V (320w / Made in USA)
or...
Traynor YBA200 (200w / Made in Canada)

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OK, I see now. 65535 is a very special number in binary arithmetic.. I am willing to bet that if you mark one message as read, then mark it as unread again - your problem will be solved.

I have played a couple of Eden's before and I can guarantee you that they make great quality, and are incredibly versatile.

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Yes they are very good quality. I've talked to a few people who own Eden products and they all say the quality is outstanding... and so it should be for the price!

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Please tell me how long it has taken until you got banned from this website.


I couldn`t sleep well this night cause I was FARTING! I was farting about half of the night. 5 fucking hours of pure farting fun! I mean my whole room smelled like I shitted in every corner and you could actually read the word "fart" everywhere!

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Good to hear you like your new job man. I've been pretty good though, keeping myself busy with school, work and drums. I just auditioned for this band yesterday morning and they seemed excited. If all goes well i'll be recording drums for their next album.

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Sick dude good luck on that!

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