It`s 12:14 here and no one has made a new RTT?!

Cunts

BTW: I`m not allowed to drink alcohol in the next few weeks...Suicide or not?

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HAH! I was the last poster in the former RTT!

Are you not allowed to drink because of your stomach problem?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm enjoying a nice pint of stout right now

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That`s it dude! But I`m feeling better the last days now.
Friday my doc will ultrasound me (god my english fucking sucks right now...I have a total vocabulary blackout )...and yeah afterwards I`m getting drunk as FUCK!

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Your English is fine, chief!

Here's to hoping it's not cancer or AIDS or fragmented cum-crust clogging up your pooh-pipes

woa, fuck it is new RTT time already. that came up fast

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Thank you
For sure it isn`t something like cancer, I`m too young for having it
I`m only worried about the cum thing you said... Just imagine they`ll find a huge snowballish thing in my stomach!
I`ll definately make pictures of that

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I just hope you're not pregnant, that's the last thing I need.

Why is it when you decide to break up with someone before they hang up they want to say a little more to get the upper hand on a final conversation(the upper hand meaning- they were either in full agreement on the feeling, or that they themselves initially decided to break up, even though neither one was the obvious case), yet when you maintain your coolness and self reserve, they must get in one hateful word....is it because you actually hurt them even though the situation was quite abvious of failure from the get go?


and Chris that was fucked up what you did to blitz, who live like this?

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Haha I couldn't figure out what you were talking about until I went back and checked the old RTT.

I thought I had actually won

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Okay, which one of those happened?

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That was a pretty rambling, poorly-worded sentence, but here's a crack at it: you hurt them, however temporarily, and the natural instinct is to hurt back. You might as well just let them, since it'll make them feel better and you obviously have no other way of doing that for them aside from letting them vent. That's more or less true no matter the breakup, whether it's serious or was doomed from the start; only the degree is different.

Gomli: Just don't drink. It's not that hard, at least if you know it's temporary.

Haha, that's not so bad dude. Just imagine the buzz that you will get when you have that first drink after a few weeks off.

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I stopped drinking for 2 months I swear when i picked it back up its like i never left the shit alone.

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Why do you even insist on posting? You're a joke on this bored. You would actually need to have past experience's with women to even make a reply to my post.

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Zzzzing a ding ding!

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I DJed a wedding on Saturday. I was introduced to this very cute chick and we exchanged numbers. She texted me today for the first time with a bible verse.

I've sinned for prettier.

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Hahaha, I don't even know what I would do in that situation. What did you say back to her?

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I start my corrections job tomorrow morning. First day of my career. Crazy.

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This doesn't necessarily mean anything. Roll with it for a little while, you still might get laid.

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Funny, women tend to repeatedly recite verses of the Bible out loud when I'm with them. What is it about women, the Bible and guys like us, Darko?

Some of these so-called religious types can be dirty bitches. I know a guy who knew a guy who had a fundamentalist Christian girlfriend who said that she had no qualms about doing anal because it doesn't really count as "sex before marriage". They're all fuckin' bonkers! SCORE!!

Or, she's just testing the water to see how many hoops she can get you to jump through early on in the relationship; seeing how far you'll go along the "I'm religious, too!" road for a handjob. The way things are going for me I'd gladly walk straight to Mecca just for a sniff.

Shit, is the training done with already? Good luck man. I'd say "break a leg" but...you know

Congrats on a new career, and I hope the paedos and the murderers don't keep you away from MT for too long!

That doesn't really happen with alcohol. Happens with a vengeance with pot, but alcohol (and I'd assume other central nervous system depressants like alcohol), not so much. You won't perform at your highest level, but a drink or two's not going to floor you after a few weeks or months off.

Dyldo: tap that Christian ass or I won't give you that good dickin' no mo'.

Hahaha text her back with the lyrics of Fuck her Head Off by Devourment!

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To those who like Portal, their new album leaked and it's fucking amazing. It's called Swarth. If you want it let me know.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.... my local record dealer closed

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Is that a euphemism/code phrase? If so, does it mean any of the following?:

1. My usual rent boy was arrested.
2. I got the results back; I have syphilis and am no longer available for hole-adventures.
3. The cops have uncovered our child-porn ring and are currently assembling evidence in support of a search warrant. Leave immediately, setting numerous indiscriminate fires along the way.
4. It's time our friend "the record dealer" had himself an accident, involving hammers and bags of lime.
5. My drug dealer has been flipped by the feds and is currently singing like a canary - start developing alibis for all of last month.

If it's any of the above, you can crash at my place

You`re totally wrong! [No. 3 dude...it`s serious now]

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Well yeah i agree with you. I'm just saying there is a noticeable feeling with having one or two beers after taking a considerable amount of time off of drinking. You wont be a lightweight, but it my experiences it is just much more noticeable.

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I texted her back: "Jesus loves me? So that's why he hits me?". She didn't get it.

Fuck going after that. I just can't push myself to sit around and listen to stupid bullshit just to maybe get some play. I've never been able to. The shit some people do for pussy is just down-right degrading. If I'm not into the chick beyond a physical sense then I really don't put much effort into the whole process because I'm not that Dystop - I mean, desperate.

Plus, I know Richie will never stop dickin' me.

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I see what you did there!

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Same here. I just don't care that much. If I have to put money and that much effort into something it better worth my fuckin while

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The point isn't that you sell out your own personal code of ethics by pandering to her mania. The point is that she's not really that serious about her belief system, you can readily ignore it when she brings it up, and you will still get laid. Now, it's up to you to assess the situation as to whether or not my assumptions apply, but in most cases they do.

You could always suggest "anal" so you don't upset Jesus. I sure as hell wish I had that excuse when I was a kid. Do you know how bad I wanted to try anal? Since I was 12 I was obsessed with it. I didn't get to try it until I was 24. That's so fucking lame. I should have been dating casual Christians.

This is true.

Also, Devourment's lame, Cannibal Corpse inspired lyrics aren't nearly as relevant to the situation or interesting as, say, Golden Shower (or anything else) by the Mentors.

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Or maybe I'm trying to get your story straight so I can figure out exactly where YOU FUCKED UP!

nigguh

EDIT: WTF did I say in that Alien thread? All I remember is "I was right therr!!"

Seriously, was it that fucking bad?

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I'll check it. Only checked out Outre', but found it quite lacking, and less intresting than it could have been.

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I think I`m going to a disco next week...tryin` to get laid (it`s been a long time and I don`t count blowjobs and anal stretching, Padderick) and dance

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Nah, that bitch had to go regardless of her possibly flimsy morals. Shake it or walk.

I've never been that into anal. It doesn't feel near as good as vag, its always a bit risky with the pull-out, I'm not that into covering my rod in shit, and with some girls you've got to go painfully slow. I just can't stop thinking of all the poop. It can be fun to change shit up but the only hot aspect for me is the dominance/pain aspect of it but that only goes so far. I tried it when I was younger, like 18ish, and the only reason I ever do it now is if the girl wants to.

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Vag sex all the WAY! Heads pretty awesome if she licks the jelly beans.

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grrrrrrr

my teachers are going on strike next week. that means my final work term in 6 months will get fucked, and i might not get all my hours for my ticket when this is all said and done. FUCK.

COMMON NDP, DO YOUR MAGIC!

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aren't you like 15 and its "been a long time?"

damn, dont make me feel bad bro.

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Gomli is at least 16 dude, he's getting old.

May I recommend lots of MDMA at the dance if you want to get laid... you'll be practically kissing everyone/everything you see!

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Ok that`s weird dude. How do you know how old I am? Webcams? Or have I written it in my profile? Yeah whatever I don`t do drugs even if it sounds funny But the last time it went well with getting laid without them and I heared that a buddy of mine wants to bring some sluts



Why should you feel bad? Be proud of what you are!
With a long time I mean like... 14 weeks if I counted right and that definately is a long time

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JYV has been following you around for years. Don't look, but he's right behind you right now.

Assuming different partners each time, one partner every 3 1/2 months isn't too bad an average at the age of 16. That's like 3.5 girls (or boys) a year. Now, if you have a girlfriend who only puts out once every 3 1/2 months, then that's definitely bad.

"idk why pst wrote personally in my profile "I take it slowly" but anyways this message has been brought to you byyy IPod Touch!"


HAH

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Can we get a rainbow page theme?

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yes

Gomli I never knew you were a youngling!

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ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! haha! Ha!


HAH!

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haha did I miss Dystopia's account getting mod hacked or something??

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I'll fuckin' keep the avatars. Hell, now all of you have to look at gay porn when I can scroll right past it since I already know what I said... 'cept for that one time.

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dude... that's fucked up.

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It's not my fault PST keeps changin' my damn avatar.

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I was wit the same girl since I was 15 (I'm 19 now)...we've probably done it more than a lot of people have in their entire lives. But that ended not too long ago.

and with that I'm back at metaltabs. My computer's hard drive decided to die. But it's all good now. after I lost all the songs I wrote for the past year.

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Alright, Dystopia. Some of our users (myself included) often access MT at work or some other public computer and some of your more recent avatars have been a little too graphic. Awhile ago we had a similar issue with a user's avatar and we had to ask him to take it down. Now, Dysentery, you can keep up these hyper-gay, constantly changing avatars all you want (even though they aren't very funny) but if you can't keep the avatar's decency to a reasonable "expression" then you'll have to recieve a week suspension and we'll have Nomad take it down. First and lass warning.

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HA you said "lass" instead of "last"

but I know I can make fun of that because I'm "sp3c!al"

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I did what, now? I don't need to change your shit to make you fuckers look stupid. Go hump some other leg.


Considering 'a lot of people' have several of those relationships (i.e. ones in which they 'do it' as many times as you and your ex have) and live well past 19, that's extremely, extremely unlikely. Nice to be young, though. Now when that all happens it doesn't seem as special.

What I`ve always wanted to ask you: Why do you have 88 in your name?
88 is here a secret nazi code for : Heil Hitler.

I never had a girlfriend longer than 1 week...Probably I`m just an asshole or a whore
I`m sure, you guys come over here [well ok JYV not since he`s always behind me] and I`ll get you some hookers! But before that I must say that I only know 1 tranny which you can share and 1 midget...But we have beer, good beer





Now you know

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YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE !!!!!
The words to this song
Are invisible and therefore
Unable to be printed
When the "Beast of PANTERA"
Runs loose words as such
Do not EXIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So whatever sounds you
Interpret as words
Are strickly up to you
Remember...YOU ARE IN CONTROL !!!!!
Diamond Darrell and
The boys have created
This flashback just
For all you girls and
Major Praty Animals
'Cuzwenowhatchulike !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soooo crank it up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen at your own RISK !!!!!!!!!!!!!
And PARTY DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.
Some sounds got on the
Tape backwards
We don't know how or why
But we also DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PARTYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD DAMN IT GOMLI.

I COULD BE YOUR BIG BROTHER

He may be young, but he can still hook us all up with german hooker midgets and trannys. Now what can you do for us, john? muahHAHAHAHA


Who remembers the 'now playing' threads? postwhoring has declined so much since those days hah

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Ehm not more big sister? OK from the biological point of view you`d be my big brother but I`d call you big sister anyway

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Google 'PST 88.' I assure you that I will not be among the first results to that particular Google search. I'll also take a moment, while you're googling, to note that very few people use that bogus Nazi numerological code. You finished yet? Now you know why there's an '88' in my name, and it's incredibly dumb, but it's not as dumb as that question. Seriously, you're better than that.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck FUck FUCK FUCKFUUUUUUUUUUCKK!

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Good point captain.

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I'd love a roll in the ditch with Jennifer Connelly. She seems like the good 'ol kind of Irish girl that you can take home to the folks to show off her glorious tits. I would deficate in children's playgrounds nationwide just to have her eyes burn into mine.

However, I would never trade in PST's love for her's, because nothing is more perfect than that man inside me. I love it SO HARD IT MAKES ME DEFECATE, NOT DEFICATE, THAT'S NOT A WORD!

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hi

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Oh my genytrottys! The tran's backl And with a one syllabel appearence? Workin' the crowd, workin' the crowd.

Hey, I remembered a comment you made a long time ago about the show Curb Your Enthusiasm which, at the time, I had never seen. Something about Larry simply not being able to control himself. I started to watch the show recently on a respected recommendation and you couldn't have said it any better. He's a hyper-George Castanza that has a permanatly sedated 'little voice' and its pretty hilarious.

Don't ask me why I remember you making such a small remark but I do. Everything you say and do is burned in my fragile memory.

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That's right!

shit

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hahaha that show is painful to watch but hilarious, i havent watched much of the new episodes because i dont have HBO. but i hear that theyre doing a weird seinfeld reunion or something.

i really only came back here because i ran into steve yesterday and he mentioned that there is some funny shenanigans with avatars around here

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lol

http://www.xxxteez.com/video/2561/Squirting-Orgasm/

It's like she's possessed.

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She acts that way in every porn vid....

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Haha!! Funny shit!

First time I've ever seen her... I don't really watch much porn.

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Hmmm...I used to post here some years ago. I wanted to drop by and see if there are any oldsters still around and see how this board is doing now. Seems cool. Cheers everyone

What a convenient time to show back up. lol. Anyways welcome back

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Amazing find.

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metalgraingirl is a true oldie; if I recall correctly, from back in the atmetal days. Weird.

What's up?

Holy shit!



Holy shit!

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I think fun is over now. 30 fucking days and it is still there, my stomach problem.
FUCK!
THAT!
SHIT!
I`m done, I want to die..

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Don't feel bad, I've got to go see a physiatrist because apparently all my life I've either had untreated Bi-polar disorder or ADHD.

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lol at just the words "squirting orgasm" for those of you that don't know it's female ejaculation.

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*hugs proaz* both are treatable though

*hugs gomli* have you been checked for allergies hun??

& how the fucking hell is everyone anyway???

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why thank you Captain Obvious

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Well you must know the word ejaculation is not as much funny to say as squirting...I mean in it is the word squirt!!11!!1!L00007Z!

Seriously I don`t have any allergies. I stopped drinking milk - nothing went better
stopped eating much-sugar-including stuff - nothing changed
stopped eating fat things - nope nothing

Yeah whatever facing my doc tomorrow (again... )
And besides Saxon is fucking dope

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for fuck's sake i was just trying to be helpful, but that's the last time i'll try to be helpful here!! you ungrateful bunch of fuckwits!!!

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*big hugs for gomli* have you seen a stomach specialist yet??

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Woah there bunny! No need to get all hostile

And if you look carefully, you'll see that Gomli mentioned he was seeing his doctor again tomorrow. And lastly, you scare me.

edited posts ftw

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i presume they meant that i stated the obivious which is why was given that name.



i didn't know whether gomli meant regular doc or specialist doc which is why i asked

& awwwww why do i scare you?? you want a hug from bunny??

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I think a hug may scare me more

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erm why??

i'm just pissed off at the world in general at the moment and drawn&quartered's posts/comments just pushed me over the edge.

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i'm just messing with you haha. what exactly has the world done to you though?

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Don't you know? Bunny has for the past fifteen years been the victim of horrible, debilitating torture at the hands of cosmetics manufacturers.

thanks for that paddy!!!

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I'm sorry to hear that

Do you receive active donations from PETA?

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lol the real reason is less exicting

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am gonna wander off now,

should be about tomorrow,

night,

*hugs*

bunny xxx

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ok, so last night was my friends bday party thing. everyone went to a bar in halifax called "maxwells plumb" its a huuuuuuge selection of beer, good food, and wicked prices. however i was at work, and once off i bus'd it over there were the party was in full swing. Once i got there, i got an oatmeal stout and their burger platter (2 burgers and fries on a turkey platter for 9 bucks, and another 3 bucks bacon and cheese). so i ate 1 burger and drank my stout. at that time a good chunk of the party i was with went outside for a smoke, so i went with them. we were gone less then 5 mins. and when i came back my 2nd burger was GONE! at first i thought a friend played a joke on me, and turns out, some asshole jacked me HARD. so the waitress came down 2 seconds later and i told her someone stole half my meal! and she didn't give 2 flying fucks. and as i was talking to her, my GF and good friend AJ saw the only other table with us looking and pointing at me gigling like little girls. so i was like "who took my fucking shit!" scilence! nothing. i was PISSED! so about 30 mins later it was last call and we got our bills. i tried again to tell the girl i didn't want to pay full price for my meal and she (again) didn't care (my gf also noticed that a girl was laughing at me and when my woman cought her she turned away real quick). so i paid her the $20.15 with no tip, and as we were getting our coats a FEW of their tables hoodies and coats were mixed in with our, so i saw thing BRAND NEW QUIKSILVER WINTER HOODIE. and i stole it. turns out it was an XL, so it was gtoo big for me. and i sold it to a co-worker for 20 bucks.

Horrible? yes. worth it FUCK YEAH!

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So they steal your burger...then you go and steal someones hoodie...Lmao "Take my meal, bitch now freeze out in the canadian wheather like the fucking begger you are".

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Haha nice. I would have gone with the breaking beer bottles and getting kicked out route but your story is still win anyways

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Do me. RIGHT NOW!




Regular doc. A specialist is in the next hospital (6 miles) AND I HATE HOSPITALS

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Damn Paddy, I didn't know you were in the make-up business.





Ah, revenge, the sweetest condiment in the world.
Just hope you took it from the guy who actually ate it.

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Really? I hope it was one of FF's friends who took it and he was totally unjustified in stealing the jacket. That, to me, is the funniest possible outcome (aside from the one in which FF actually ate the burger and forgot about it).