I'll start at $300.000.

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STFU AND GTFOH!

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$250, and that's my final offer.

The yellow jester does not play
But gentle pulls the strings
And smiles as the puppets dance
In the court of the crimson kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-e-iiiiing


So yeah, INSTRUMENT REVIEW SECTION

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hahah the bidding is going down. thats great. It's valued at somewhere around a grand, so yeah, around there somewhere.

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Bullshit. I've got $42.78 in my wallet right now and that shit's yours, Waylon, but you MUST ACT NOW!

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damn, Chris, you know how to haggle!

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I call BS on the 78 cents in your wallet!

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Thanks, I learned from watching Billy Mays. May we all die in cocaine induced heart attacks in his honor.

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And may we all be buried in OxiClean shirts.

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he makes me want to buy his products just so he stops yelling at me

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He yelled because of the cocaine. He was all about da white devil.

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I've done lots of coke and generally didn't yell at people. Maybe I should have.

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I've only done it once and it made me yell... because I did it before doing vocals at band practice... and that's kinda mandatory...

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Yeah, i'm not sure that counts. I dont think i could do vocals with a numb throat.

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I thought cigarettes would help but they didn't. Didn't matter how I sounded I guess, everyone else in the band was coked up as well.

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yeah, nobody cared i'm sure. I definitely can't play guitar coked up. It's not even remotely possible. My rhythm is nonexistent

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It was a lot like that scene in Walk Hard, when Dewey Cox first tried "ca-caine" and had rehearsal. We went from being a black/death metal band to a grindcore band all thanks to some of that ca-caine.

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Wait.. then why are blacks so good at jazz?

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Heroin.

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the pot?

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nah, i'm pretty sure it's the heroin

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Enough would problem even it out. Thanks Bird!

Never a frown,
with Golden Brown.

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For I will seduce you and make you my slave,
I've sent men much stronger than you to their graves.
You think you could never become a disgrace,
and end up addicted to Poppy seed waste.

So you'll start inhaling me one afternoon,
you'll take me into your arms very soon.
And once I've entered deep down in your veins,
The craving will nearly drive you insane.

You'll swindle your mother and just for a buck.
You'll turn into something vile and corrupt.
You'll mug and you'll steal for my narcotic charm,
and feel contentment when I'm in your arms.

The day, when you realize the monster you've grown,
you'll solemnly swear to leave me alone.
If you think you've got that mystical knack,
then sweetie, just try getting me off your back.

The vomit, the cramps, your gut tied in knots.
The jangling nerves screaming for one more shot.
The hot chills and cold sweats, withdrawal pains,
can only be saved by my little white grains.

There's no other way, and there's no need to look,
for deep down inside you know you are hooked.
You'll desperately run to the pushers and then,
you'll welcome me back to your arms once again.

And you will return just as I foretold!
I know that you'll give me your body and soul.
You'll give up your morals, your conscience, your heart.
And you will be mine until, "Death Do Us Part"

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Playing hardball, are we? Waylon, I'm willing to go all-out and make you an offer you can't possibly refuse, even with a mechanised refusal machine from a future in which all decision-making and critical thinking is carried out by technology and microchips and such. Ready? Here it comes:

You owe me $5 and a Soloist.

I've already cleared a space in my wallet for that sweet, sweet mullah, so let's not fuck around here. FedEx that motherfucker already.

Dude you take 3 inch lines or something then?
Emergency-usage at gigs always kept me in rythm

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Drinking 6x1litre bottles of coke makes me shiver like a parkinson-granny!
So yeah keeping rhythm after coking = NO!

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Next up on my to buy list!

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oh god why would you do that to yourself man

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Coca Cola tastes like fizzy cancer. I can't understand why it's so popular, and I refuse to believe it's purely because people are sheepish morons who'll drink whatever that guy with the messy hair on MTV drinks. I REFUSE. NO MEANS NO.

Anything that can shift a rusty skid-mark from a toilet's U-bend isn't fit for human consumption, that's my philosophy. I've heard a lot of stupid theories about what Coca Cola is capable of (like, it can dissolve meat) but some of them are true. Cleaning blood stains, loosening rusted bolts when combined with tinfoil, and yes - eating caked shit off of enamel.

Has anyone ever drank a Coke - one that was lovely and frosty-cold, with bits of ice slushing around in it - and actually had their thirst quenched for more than the 3 seconds it takes to have a gulp? Coke above all other soft drinks pretty much turns whatever moisture there is in my mouth into warm, syrupy, salty mush, like when you haven't been drinking enough fluids and you squeeze glue-like cum out of your cock, and it's all sticky and stinky and looks like something a welder would invest in. That's what's in my mouth after a Coke - fizzy, dehydrated cum.

Oh man, imagine if your cum was fizzy. That'd be so awesome. I would literally like for my semen to come out fizzy, and for it to make that sizzling fizzy sound. I could probably achieve this effect by cumming onto a hot frying pan and chucking some baking soda on top, but that's not ideal. I mean, we all know how painful it is when hot oil spits from the pan onto our faces and arms and balls...

Fuck me, someone else post something. QUICK.

yes. Go big or go home, right?


and Paddy, how bout I give you 10 and the guitar. I won't settle for anything less

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You're a good lad, and for that I'll take a measly $40. Don't thank me, just remember ol' Uncle Paddy during bedtime prayers

Or, i can keep the $40 (that i dont actually have) and just give you all 3 of my guitars and an IOU for a lubricated footjob

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bored student with a bored buddy = wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

And for sure it wasn`t coca cola. Afri Cola is way more enjoyable!

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I don't believe people drink soft drinks to quench their thirst anyway, given that soft drinks more or less by definition can't, and, in the States at least, are chock full of High Fructose Corn Syrup, which has the side affect of also making you hungry (and a secondary byproduct of slaking your thirst is to reduce the effects of hunger). They literally don't do anything much but make you want to buy another, which is all well and good when you're the person selling but doesn't seem like it would hold much appeal to the people buying,

I'm not sure why people drink soft drinks at all when there's perfectly good water and beer out there, though. Not to mention whisky.

I'll drink sprite or 7up here or there due to its awesome flavor, but beside sthat sports drinks, water, and the occasional alcholic beverage are the only things going down to my tummy...and no paddy do not make a joke about your man juice going into my tummy.

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I mainly consume green tea, gatorade, or water. I almost never drink soda. I used to as a kid constantly, but the past few years I've barely drank any at all.

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My bro, he actually ended up getting massive kidney stones from them ones he reached the age of 25-26...The doctor explained to him that if you drink one and like lay down in hot wheather(he's a cheap prick who refuses to cut on the ac some days) and from him basking about with the drink settling on his stomach it caused the kidney stones.

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I only have coke or soda if someone buys it with pizza or something. Nothing wrong with eating shitty once in a while.

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I love Dr. Pecker.

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lol ^

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hahahah gotta love mods

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Paddy is it true in Ireland to save the native tongue "Irish Gaelic" parts of Ireland Galway County don't convert the street signs to english, and that home buyers must submit to a test to prove they can speak it?

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ahahaha, ASS.

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ha

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I`m totally on a tea trip!
Green Tea, Yogi Tea, Chai Tea, Chinese Tea (which my buddy sends me from Hongkong)
I`m lovin`it

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I'm so happy. I'm just about finished with a song that I've been working on for two years. Fucking finally! So happy.

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Post that shit badman.

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I'm not sure if that's exactly true. There are many places which have both English and Irish signs (even in the north), although I'm sure some places just have the Irish ones. Then there are schools in which people learn Irish and are forbidden from speaking any other language while they're there; a kind of intensive, immersion training. I'm not aware that property buyers need to pass any academic tests (other than sex offender 101) before they can buy a home, certainly not "can you speak Irish?". If that's true I'd be pretty shocked/appalled haha.

Wales does the same thing with their street signs, as do the Scottish as far as I know.

Renaming streets to their Irish equivalent isn't the only thing the Irish get up to. Sometimes they rename the streets after their favourite weapons:

RPG Avenue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFdTXZb984s

Would that be a three session course in the proper ways to follow children home from school and offer them candy, and the optimal techniques for getting them not to tell anybody about this, ever?

I'm in love with Mila Kunis

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WHO THE FUCK IS MILA KUNIS

I am so fucking bored at work right now. And, on top of that, I've shat 6 times today and now my butthole really hurts. I gots the runs.

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Anyone here on adderall?

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http://www.nixiepixel.com/images/ge...kunis_white.jpg



Setting Facebook's language to Pirate is the greatest thing i have done is recent days.

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Adderall does shit to me.. probably because it actually works. I was tested for ADD a few times in middle school but the tests all came out inconclusive or something.

I dated a chick that could come from anal. It seems they're usually the ones that can come easily from straight intercourse. They're few, but blessed.

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Oooooh her. Yeah, she can be cute sometimes. As far as Ukrainians go, I'd much rather have Milla Jovovich (although she does sometimes look haggard).

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Milla Jovovich sometimes looks good, but sometimes looks manly. I dunno, I dont really like her a whole lot.

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First part:
A friend gave me one and honestly it mellowed me out to a state of normality and i coud actually read and hold alot more information than i have been able to in the past year and a half. Thought about going to get tested for ADD or ADHD.

Second part:
Agreed.

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I don't think I've seen her looking manly. If only she always looked like she did in The Fifth Element.

Leelo Dallas Muuulltiipaasss

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Must. Not. Shit. Burns. Too... Bad.

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Yeah, I agree she looked good there. But look at her in Resident Evil: Extinction. Not only was the movie atrocious, but her looks weren't too good either

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I happen to like her boyish charm.

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Is that the chick from 5th Element?

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You would. That's why you like it here so much.
I remember when Milla was in the fashion rags as a model and when she appeared in an old 1980's western called Paradise with Lee Horsley. She was really young then.

Diahrrea Dan, make sure you're keeping up with your fluids so you don't dehydrate if you have the runs. And if you have any aloe- with lidocaine or otherwise- it will help a lot. It might sting for a second, but it'll help.

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yes, put lots of aloe on your ass hole. I don't know why I find that so funny. Really.

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That's too bad, you could have made a lot of money.

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I'd known that since I was a kid, long before I'd ever tried it. Then I found out for real and it was awesome.

Here's a question; if you have a girl go a2m, does that make you evil or awesome?

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I'm with you on that one

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Gay unless she forced you to FemDom style.

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Yeah, it covers everything from spotting, bagging and releasing back into the outside world, rich in essential salts and eager to keep a secret.

I think he means sticking his cock into his girlfriend's ass and then sticking into her mouth.

Interesting that you'd say it's gay unless it's forced upon you by a dominatrix. This kinda opens the door to all manner of homosexual exploration and experimentation - all you gotta do is make sure there's a woman present at all times, dressed in leather and standing by the exit. Then you can have yourself a gay ol' time (to coin a phrase) confusion-free, complete with plausible deniability and a bleeding rectum.

You are really bored aren`t you?

Boooooooondage Goat Zombie (wtf? nonsense but )

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I'm sorry, I was only asking people who have had sex with a woman before.

However, since I can clearly see how shabby your basic sex fundamentals are, I'll explain a couple of things. Female doms don't ever force you to a2m them. It's a highly submissive act; the receiver is nearly always assuming either a submissive or neutral role during this type of play. If you have any other questions, just feel free to ask, kiddo. We were all there once.

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Depends. If you bludgeon her in a dark alley, carry her home in a sack and force her to do it under pain of pain, then... you're actually a pretty sad excuse of a wimp.

IF, however, you charm her completely, have her come over to your place where you proceed to excite her to the point where she'll stick her behind up for you, scream loudly of pleasure and finish it off with deep throating while smiling happily... then you're awesome and evil, more awesome and evil than Iron Maiden, Dio and Judas Priest all appearing at the same festival.

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As long as you don't fire pellets of her own excrement into the roof of her mouth you'll be grand. But with a cock the size of yours, Chris, that's almost unavoidable, given that your yawning, gaping Jap's eye would simply press itself through her turds like some sort of massive, gawking, purple-headed basking shark.

Sick imagination!!! But fucking brutal the more I think about it. "Serial Cockkiller" or something like that!

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hey everyone

taking tonight off from studying am fucking shattered!! got a tutorial tomorrow in belfast but hopping by to see how you all are

am off monday & tuesday so erm yeah! lol

monday to revise/we are getting full sky in & sky sports in (yeah more rugby to watch!!) & good timing as well as my computers & processors exam is on tuesday.

anyways will be lurking,

bunny xxx

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Reading this in the voice of the guy singing the Full House theme makes it even more awesome that it already is.

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Hey P-to the-A-to the-double D -to the Y
check out this here:
Wooo

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lol

seriously you shouldn't encourage paddy!! lol

& mmmmm food!! evening meal of spicy wedges & onion rings

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Never seen/heard it, but I'll take your word for it! haha

Those punk-assed bitches are disrespecting my main man, Kid Rock's Midget. Did you know that he didn't even have a permit for that wee cunt? Also, I heard that the reason Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson Lee HIV McAIDS broke up was because Pam insisted that she be allowed to use the midget as a Space hopper so that she could run her daily errands without using a car which is bad for the environment, and Kid Rock was like "Hell no, bitch!" and she was all "get up out my face, son!" and the midget was like "true dat!".

Did you tell that to my parents 25 years ago? It's a pretty uncanny coinkidink if you didn't...

Your boyfriend better have a pair of asbestos-pyjamas if he's sleeping next to you tonight. I bet your anal whispers could strip the enamel off a bathroom sink at 50 paces.

WTF? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhPLGBleVm4

I thought all of our famously shitty shows aired in the UK at some point? I mean, fuck, we get plenty of your shit.

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lol at paddy!!

& chris unless you have sky tv we have to wait for shows to air over here from the states.

we are getting full sky & sky sports in on monday i so fucking can't wait!

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OH shit did you guys here that? It was like a... "paa"!

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okies,

am heading offline now & to bed soon

may be around tomorrow night after my tutorial see how tired i am

*hugs*

bunny xxx

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Mmmmm, whiskey
I'm actually on my way out now to buy a bottle of J&B.

Some people claim that cigarettes help their singing. I suppose it depends on what style you're trying to sing. Axl Rose always said that he wouldn't have been able to get his voice so gritty if he didn't smoke.

Her voice makes me want to stick screwdrivers in my ears and twist.
Her face isn't too bad though.

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HAHAHA Darko's post is now cast in a very different light. Is that Rod Stewart singing?

We get a lot of U.S. shows here, but there are a handful that I've only heard about through American movies and standup comedians that I don't think every reached our shores, and Full House is one of them. Some of the classics we got here include:

Sledgehammer (awesome, although I haven't seen it in 15 - 18 years)
Married with Children
Professor Funk's Funky Monks (I may have dreamt that one)
Colombo
The A-Team
Land of the Giants
The Dukes of Hazard

Most of them were either on on Sunday morning/afternoon or at 4am throughout the week, and this was during the days when we had four, count 'em, FOUR terrestrial channels to choose from haha. Well, 6 if you count the Irish channels. I don't.

I have Sky and I don't think I've seen Full House on any of the listings at any point. Not that I'm complaining.

Are you getting Sky+ or ordinary peasant Sky like we have? haha

haha "did you hear that! did you hear that?! it was like a... doo."

"what is this?! what is this?! there's a wetness coming from my pants!!"

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What makes that part even greater than its amazing greatness is the strange, Trey-esque sounds he's able to admit. I'm not sure if that makes any sense because I'm about as far from sobriety as Mansley is from not dying of the AIDS I gave him (twice!).

SUCK MY THUNDERHOSE! OH GOD.

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or slap it with a big rubber mallet

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lol paddy what you mean 6 if you count rté?? 8 if you count rté or 9 depending where you are lol

bbc 1, bbc 2, itv(1), ch4 (british channels)

ch5 (depending where you are)

rté 1, rté2, tv3 & tg4 lol

we were meant to be getting sky + but hear this they had no sky + boxes so they are giving us hd + boxes!! but we are not getting sky hd fuck playing an extra tenner a month for that!! lol we are also getting multi-room (of course).

we currently have freesat so yeah it will be a lovely change & just in time with my course ending in a few days for me to watch as much rugby as i want!! lol

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I was talking about when I was a kid and all of those old U.S. shows would be playing, before Channel 5 and those Irish channels came into existence. I actually remember the launch of Channel 5; I remember the promises of "no ads during the movies", and I don't remember anything about wall-to-wall softcore porn and endless repeats of made-for-TV movies. Hmmm...

Sky are a bunch of wankers. We have 3 Sky boxes in our house, one of them is Sky+ HD. We got the HD box for £50. I was going to get one for my dad for the living room, mainly for the extra functionality offered by the plus box, but all subsequent plus and plus HD boxes will cost £230. Fucking unbelievable. They can get fucked if they think I'm paying that shit. My dad's going blind anyway, he doesn't give a fuck about HD haha. It would have been handy for him to record his wee programs though, instead of using VHS and recordable DVDs all the time. Oh well.

Fair point actually bunny, if you're getting Sky+ multiroom you'll be paying full whack for all but the first box. Best look into that; your bank account may be a little lighter than you expected this month!

Haha what an awesome name for a band
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IBWYbAkwv...+%282008%29.jpg

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lol paddy, it's going outa mama bunny's bank account she wanted it in her name!!

& she understands all that

paddy, why don't you get a recordable dvd player for your dad?

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Haha fuck me that's horrendous.

I've never quite understood the attraction with bukkake porn, or indeed "cum shots" in general. I mean, why stop there? Why not spit in her mouth and fart on her tits? Why not punch her in the uterus and dislocate her ankle?

He has one, which is why I said it'd be better for him to have Sky+ instead of using recordable DVDs.

Pay attention, honey! It's almost as if you don't find every word I say utterly fascinating!

Ahh you're not a bad lass

Bukkake is all about the humiliation of a pound of semen on somebody's face, and came about when some Asian country banned "penetration".

I had the honor of watching a girl from my school participate in a bukkake video online... every time I walk by her, seriously, I almost laugh.

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I imagine every time I'd walk by this girl her salty aura would eat through the stitching in my boots and leave me looking like an extra from Braveheart.

Send link badman.

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Haha!

Oh... last!

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You'd think so. Mods = win.

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