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Old 2009-09-16, 19:27
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I was getting prepared to be ashamed of a guitar with Dragon Ball Z graphics on it. Sick looking guitar though dude! Looks like a fun one to play on

I could see Vegeta playing it, though.


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Old 2009-09-16, 19:48
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Seeing that axe, makes me want to buy a new one, even though I already have 3 (and no real amp besides a Roland Microcube lol)
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-16, 20:32
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Shit, i didn't even know Vader had a new one out. Vogg played guitar on it right?
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Old 2009-09-16, 21:40
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Yeah, Vogg is on it. It's definitely worth getting.
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-16, 22:06
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Old 2009-09-16, 22:11
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yeah cause it might be the only one where we actual talked about music. how bout that shit
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-17, 00:57
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tomorrow i get to see the sneak peak of the tpb's new movie!

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Old 2009-09-17, 01:43
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I went to a Steve Vai premier of his upcoming DVD. Met him, met his violin player too and talked to her for a while (she's really young and hot ) She's working with Hans Zimmer right now, damnit

Steve wished me luck in my compositions... and if this were a video game that would have actually made me better or something.

The DVD was pretty cool, and seeing it on a big screen was fun, but I'm just not into that whole virtuoso stuff anymore. There's a violin duel that the two violinists wrote and I thought that was awesome.

It was pretty fun having my childhood god walking around in a small courtyard, along with his whole band and shit I think the highlight was talking to his hot violin player haha. My dad will be working with her soon... I gotta hop on dat shit, nigga.
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Old 2009-09-17, 02:01
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http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/

rammstein really went over the top. but i like the vid, especially near the end
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Old 2009-09-17, 06:21
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http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/

rammstein really went over the top. but i like the vid, especially near the end



that was really...odd.

When did he start singing in english?

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Old 2009-09-17, 09:50
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Steve wished me luck in my compositions... and if this were a video game that would have actually made me better or something.
HAHAHA! "You are now a level 44 virtuoso".
 
Old 2009-09-17, 12:04
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Haha this is just absurd. I was playing Zombie Panic earlier tonight and there was this one girl playing on the server for TEN hours straight, without even taking a break. The administrators all confirmed that this was true. When I joined she was at 900 something kills. When she got to 1,000 kills I took a screenshot. Keep in mind that when I play for just an hour I can only rack up about 60-70 kills.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/34...cabinb50009.jpg

Apparently her legs were completely numb from sitting in the chair for so long. That can't be healthy
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-17, 13:32
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Haha this is just absurd. I was playing Zombie Panic earlier tonight and there was this one girl playing on the server for TEN hours straight, without even taking a break. The administrators all confirmed that this was true. When I joined she was at 900 something kills. When she got to 1,000 kills I took a screenshot. Keep in mind that when I play for just an hour I can only rack up about 60-70 kills.

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/34...cabinb50009.jpg

Apparently her legs were completely numb from sitting in the chair for so long. That can't be healthy


even if I play computer all day I go and fucking work out or something haha
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Old 2009-09-17, 14:07
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that was really...odd.

When did he start singing in english?

Jesus that vid sucked (HA!)...For real Rammstein was actually a good band but now?...Fuck`em

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Yeah I thought the same...Joey? Have you banged her? I mean or just gave her your punis to sign it or something like that`?

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Old 2009-09-17, 15:44
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Metaltabs= Penises and music!

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Old 2009-09-17, 17:20
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And sometimes Bia


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Old 2009-09-17, 17:47
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Don't worry, I will make sure Steve promotes metaltabs on his upcoming appearances!! I actually know his personal e-mail address haha, so maybe I could start harassing him and sending metaltabs promotions

And I will surely try to "Pork Her. In The Face"

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HAHAHA! "You are now a level 44 virtuoso".


I know, damnit! Why doesn't this shit work in real life
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-17, 17:53
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I know, damnit! Why doesn't this shit work in real life


Hell, you already sound like a goddamn WoW-addicted-kid who gets beaten up by some brootal guys, while trying to "buff" himself to get more defence
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Old 2009-09-17, 18:07
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haha. I played WoW for 2 weeks and DAMN that game was addictive. I forgot why I even stopped!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-17, 19:00
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I remember being so consumed and obsessed with a game when I was a kid that I started to lose my grip on reality somewhat. There was a part in the game where you have to find ashes (long story) and I was searching fruitlessly for about 4 days solid, and I remember walking over to the shops near my house and seeing some burnt cinders on the ground and for a split second I was like "FUCK! I need them shits!" until I realised what a stupid and fucking disturbing reaction that was to have...

*shudders*
 
Old 2009-09-17, 22:03
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Someone here mentioned the Tetris Effect before, didn't they? That's exactly what you were experiencing, Paddy! I have experienced it all too many times... it actually starts to get distracting.

I used to play this game all the time called Toribash. It's a physics turn-based fighting game, where you control every joint in your characters body in order to make them engage in the action, w00t! Anyways, you can only imagine what I'd think about while watching people moving around me all day... not to mention I'd look at a cup on the table and be like, "should I contract my pecs and shoulder and then extend the left elbow to grab this?"
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-17, 22:38
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I went through the same thing with the first Resident Evil and Silent Hill. It got so bad that I would play the game in my sleep and when I woke up and started playing the game I would have almost deja vu-like moments.
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Old 2009-09-17, 22:46
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I remember being so consumed and obsessed with a game when I was a kid that I started to lose my grip on reality somewhat. There was a part in the game where you have to find ashes (long story) and I was searching fruitlessly for about 4 days solid, and I remember walking over to the shops near my house and seeing some burnt cinders on the ground and for a split second I was like "FUCK! I need them shits!" until I realised what a stupid and fucking disturbing reaction that was to have...

*shudders*

I had some similar things happen to me. Last year I would play warcraft 3 so much that I would start repeating stratagies and plays in my head involuntarily while trying to sleep, and I think while sleeping. I was dreaming this game. If I couldn't beat the "opponent" I would toss and turn and get shit quality sleep. It was horrid. So yeah, kinda like what MyOwnSavior was doing.
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Old 2009-09-17, 23:43
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I went through the same thing with the first Resident Evil and Silent Hill. It got so bad that I would play the game in my sleep and when I woke up and started playing the game I would have almost deja vu-like moments.



Hey shit I recognise that avatar


Is that Portal or some shit?
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Old 2009-09-17, 23:49
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I went through the same thing with the first Resident Evil and Silent Hill. It got so bad that I would play the game in my sleep and when I woke up and started playing the game I would have almost deja vu-like moments.


I used to be obsessed with Resident Evil 2 and I'm still obsessed with all the Silent Hills and everything about Silent Hill. I've seen the movie a billion times and even drove through Centralia, Pa (which is the town with an underground coal fire burning where they got the idea from)
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Old 2009-09-18, 01:22
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Oh man I want to go there! I'm a super Silent Hill 2 fan... that game is fucking great. I really want to play 3, and then after that... I need some suggestions.
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Old 2009-09-18, 02:44
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I've played silent hill 1, 3 and 4.

3 was my favorite.
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Old 2009-09-18, 03:32
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plz play 2
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-18, 03:35
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plz play 2



if you play 3!

1 was awesome too. I'm getting on an oldschool playstation kick. Playing through xenogears right now. AWESOME FUCKING GAME!
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.

 
Old 2009-09-18, 06:20
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Hey shit I recognise that avatar


Is that Portal or some shit?
Yeah, it's the Outre artwork. I like Seepia more but its artwork would be harder to see as an avatar. New album drops next month and there's a new song on their myspace called Larvae.

http://www.myspace.com/the-portal

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I used to be obsessed with Resident Evil 2 and I'm still obsessed with all the Silent Hills and everything about Silent Hill. I've seen the movie a billion times and even drove through Centralia, Pa (which is the town with an underground coal fire burning where they got the idea from)
Yeah, I know about Centralia. I wrote lyrics for a song inspired by and even named Centralia a while back and posted it in the Poetry Lyrical board. I cranked it out in about 10 mins and it's definitely not my best work.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39415
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Old 2009-09-18, 08:53
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Someone here mentioned the Tetris Effect before, didn't they? That's exactly what you were experiencing, Paddy! I have experienced it all too many times... it actually starts to get distracting.

I used to play this game all the time called Toribash. It's a physics turn-based fighting game, where you control every joint in your characters body in order to make them engage in the action, w00t! Anyways, you can only imagine what I'd think about while watching people moving around me all day... not to mention I'd look at a cup on the table and be like, "should I contract my pecs and shoulder and then extend the left elbow to grab this?"

Haha I had the same problem when Half-Life 2 was first released when I was around 16 or 17. I played that game for hours and hours, until one day I went to open my front door and I thought to myself 'press E'. Needless to say I took a break for a day or two haha.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-18, 10:37
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for some reason that genuinely creeped me out...but only for a little bit.

I'm in a dark room. Anyone here really dig emperor?

Like prometheus era? I'm trying to learn Empty and it is one ass backwards song!
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Old 2009-09-18, 12:53
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Goddamnit. Now I really want to witness all those digits change at once.

But that means I'd have to stay home at 23:59 on the 31st of december. And fuck that ain't happenin'.

Also no don't dig emperor that much.
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Old 2009-09-18, 14:17
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Yeah, it's the Outre artwork. I like Seepia more but its artwork would be harder to see as an avatar. New album drops next month and there's a new song on their myspace called Larvae.

http://www.myspace.com/the-portal



Dude how fucking weird are they??
I mean the singer looks in one vid like a robot with a mini-oven instead of a head
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Old 2009-09-19, 14:16
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I just woke from the worst dream that I got stuck behind in California somehow. I never even been there, but it was just a horrible dream, one where you wake up and just feel fucking relieved.
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Old 2009-09-19, 15:23
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holy shit, just logged in for the first time in a while... someone finally nuked all the spam threads?
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Old 2009-09-19, 15:44
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Yeah dude, Alex did. Many people started posting here again because of it too.
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Old 2009-09-19, 16:06
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yeah, that was my situation. I logged in and saw that the Viagra ads were gone.
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Old 2009-09-19, 17:09
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I just woke from the worst dream that I got stuck behind in California somehow. I never even been there, but it was just a horrible dream, one where you wake up and just feel fucking relieved.


Have you dreamed of this TV show O.C.California?
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Old 2009-09-19, 18:05
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Have you dreamed of this TV show O.C.California?

naw, dont really watch tv
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Old 2009-09-19, 18:15
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OK I was just asking `cause I`m fucking scared of this tv show
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Old 2009-09-21, 01:35
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Anyone remember infinity?

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Old 2009-09-21, 03:27
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Anyone remember infinity?

I wonder what he's doing right now...

yeah, hes probably being an asshole. can't think of what else he would be doing.
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haha, Infinity....


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Old 2009-09-21, 03:51
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Old 2009-09-21, 04:10
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haha, Infinity....


Does anyone even use the tabs on this site anymore?


I used to, but I just hate learning other people's songs. It is really boring to me, but every time I work up the balls to do it I get better at guitar. and my ear sucks so I've never personally tabbed a song either. Aside from arranging all of my bands stuff and my solo stuff in powertab.
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Old 2009-09-21, 10:06
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yeah, hes probably being an asshole. can't think of what else he would be doing.



No, he's playing, gigging and touring with Pukelization, also having some stuff on the side like My oh My!, why you ask?
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Old 2009-09-21, 10:20
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Old 2009-09-21, 11:22
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No, he's playing, gigging and touring with Pukelization, also having some stuff on the side like My oh My!, why you ask?



I didn't expect a serious answer! haha

did he move to Japan? Both of his bands are Japanese....

I just remembered him...him and andrewc.
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Old 2009-09-21, 13:47
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No, he's playing, gigging and touring with Pukelization, also having some stuff on the side like My oh My!, why you ask?

Either you are joking, really know this guy, or you are infinity himself. Well that probably isn't possible but you still have similar personalities.
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he ain't joking. Infinity's name is Milo, and he's an Aussie. I mean I know there are probably a lot of people out there with that name....but still. Maybe they kept in tough on the good 'ol myspace
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Old 2009-09-21, 15:13
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Old 2009-09-21, 15:29
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sounds like an emo band formed of metaltabbers.
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Old 2009-09-21, 17:27
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
Old 2009-09-21, 18:41
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You play bass right?
Blisters opened?
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To all Cross fans: I saw him last night in LA. Not only did I luck out by a couple giving me and a friend their second row seats, but Bob Odenkirk interrupted the show halfway through and they did a bit together. SCORE!

And I saw Ron Jeremy while trying to sneak backstage.
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Old 2009-09-23, 11:27
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You play bass right?
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Shoulder opened haha

Oh yeah, if anyone's intrested,
LIVE FOOTAGE of the thrash-band I'm in.
I'm the bass-player towering out above everyone else.
Free cookies in a store near you for anyone who can make out anything of the bassolo at the end.
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.

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Old 2009-09-23, 11:39
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Awesome dude! Pretty damn good band, at first I didn't like the vocalist but he grew on me....eew...

anyways this made me think...How many people on here are actually gigging musicians?

I'm in a band but I don't have anything to show of it aside from live recordings of our old shitty songs. going to the studio next month!!
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To all Cross fans: I saw him last night in LA. Not only did I luck out by a couple giving me and a friend their second row seats, but Bob Odenkirk interrupted the show halfway through and they did a bit together. SCORE!
I'll be honest; I jizzed. I'm guessing you didn't quite make it backstage, then?

LULOL @ Wolfsherz being infinitah. Not even close.
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Awesome dude! Pretty damn good band, at first I didn't like the vocalist but he grew on me....eew...

anyways this made me think...How many people on here are actually gigging musicians?

I'm in a band but I don't have anything to show of it aside from live recordings of our old shitty songs. going to the studio next month!!

Here's me and transient playing a gig back in '07. We haven't really been playing out that much recently, it's been over a year now lol. Lately i've been playing in this thrash/old school metal band that's been getting a nice amount of shows, no footage though.
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Darko: I wish I were you. Except I live in the same city as Cross and can see him on the street. That's pretty cool.

So I guess I'll rephrase that: I wish I were inside you. Not all of me, though. I don't think even you, with your legendary elasticity, could manage that.
 
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Awesome dude! Pretty damn good band, at first I didn't like the vocalist but he grew on me....eew...

anyways this made me think...How many people on here are actually gigging musicians?

I'm in a band but I don't have anything to show of it aside from live recordings of our old shitty songs. going to the studio next month!!



Well yeah, that one Titan-band has got some gigs now and some in the future.
Also playing live bass in Aosoth (don't mind the quality on "Angels Falling Down", it's pre-mixing, but the other songs are nicely produced), had a few real big headlining gigs with them (they are quite a huge band), more in prospect when the new album's out vid
And then Asphyxiate, also having quite a lot of gigs in foresight, highlight so far has been playing in Zurich, Switzerland (had to cross 4 borders for that) facebook-vid
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.

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Old 2009-09-23, 19:12
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How far of a drive was the show in Switzerland for you? The furthest i've ever played from home was in Connecticut which was about a 2.5 hour drive. I'd love to go on a tour, it's so fucking fun to travel to and play places you've never been to before.
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Nah, some black guy with a pipe stopped me.

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Well yeah, that one Titan-band has got some gigs now and some in the future.
Also playing live bass in Aosoth (don't mind the quality on "Angels Falling Down", it's pre-mixing, but the other songs are nicely produced), had a few real big headlining gigs with them (they are quite a huge band), more in prospect when the new album's out vid
And then Asphyxiate, also having quite a lot of gigs in foresight, highlight so far has been playing in Zurich, Switzerland (had to cross 4 borders for that) facebook-vid



Damn dude, chill out on all the bands!

you paying the bills with your gig money?

I really dig both of those bands.

As soon as my recordings are done I'll put some up here. No one will like it.
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boo!!

how the fuck is everyone?? *hugs*

just popped in to say hi & am fuckin' shattered (as usual) i'm taking a break from studies for a few days from tomorrow night so will be about more....

....i can see all the happy faces already!!

lb how that hubby of yours??

td you get that job you were after?? (soz can't remember if you said you did or not)

anyway am off to bed now am nearly falling sleepy at the computer which isn't good!!

sleep well everyone,

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Greetings twats.

What was up with that international pirate day stuff on Saturday? I had never heard of it before then.
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Paddy, I replied to your post on page 6. Just thought I'd tell you in case you missed it. Didn't want you to think I was being a twat by not replying
*Goes back a few pages*

Fuck! haha. I hate when that happens.

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My mistake, it was one shot to the head. I spoke to my father about it. Apparently some IRA guys were trying to pick off a few British soldiers from a distance with their rifles, and she just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Ahh I see. Fuckin' civilians always get the brunt of it during shit like this. When you said "picking off" it reminded me of a sniper who came here from the U.S. to help out the IRA, and he would take out soldiers along the border. Can't remember the cunt's name, though. I think he was an ex-Marine.

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Yes, my fathers influence definitely had an impact on my choice to pick up a bass. I remember even when I was a small child (around 3 or 4) I was very fascinated by the instrument. When my mum went out, he'd always go down to his practise room in the basement and turn it way the fuck up to the point where the floor and walls of the top floor would vibrate like mad, and eventually I'd trot down there so I could be closer to the sound. I can still remember the smell of scorching hot amplifier tubes mixed with cigarette smoke as I sat in that room watching his hands with interest. Ever since then I have been obsessed with the sound and feel of low frequencies.
Haha man, that sounds like the flashback sequence in a movie about some Hendrix-like figure. In other words, fuckin' cool No one in my family was musical, so it was a bit strange for me to be the first to get into it. I remember when I was about 9 or 10 I went into what could be characterised as a pawn shop, and there was a red Strat hanging on the wall. I wanted it, bad. I asked the shop keeper how much it was, and I think she said it was a few hundred, and I didn't even bother taking out my pocket money to count. I don't know what I was expecting; "it's Ł4, but you can just take it, 'cause I can tell you really want it". DAMN YOU, ECONOMICS!

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Of course, I'm nowhere near his skill level, as he has been playing for almost 60 years now. When he lived in the Isle of Man, his band opened up for The Rolling Stones the first time they ever performed in Onchan. He also played bass for Andy Gibb's band, but later quit because he didn't want to go on tour in Australia. Which is probably for the best, because Andy's band got deported and banned from Australia for starting a huge fire
Sounds like your dad had a pretty interesting run. He should write a book.

Do you guys jam together? I sometimes wish I had someone older I could jam with, but like I say no one else in my family has even owned an instrument haha.

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Greetings twats.

What was up with that international pirate day stuff on Saturday? I had never heard of it before then.


Yeah there was something like the "Speak-like-a-pirate-day"

Yarrr Yo-ho etc.
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Do people do that even when they don't speak English? I know a lot of other onomatopoeia's are different in different languages; it would be strange to think that pirate language alone transcends all language barriers.
 
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Do people do that even when they don't speak English? I know a lot of other onomatopoeia's are different in different languages; it would be strange to think that pirate language alone transcends all language barriers.

hmm...possibly, since there where pirates that where German or Turkish or whatever. The English pirate is still the most popular I think.
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Instead of Yarrrr! we say Arrrrrrr!
Not that big difference isn`t it?
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cool, well done td *big hugs*

& td that's the date for my exam!! *hides*
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d&q: There have been all sorts of pirates. Right now we have pirates in Somalia. What makes them pirates is that they use boats to take over other boats and make money through stealing shit on the high seas. They don't wear 17th century coats and 3-corner hats and have parrots on their shoulder and say 'yarr matey.' I wouldn't be surprised to find out that that particular type makes up a very small percentage of real life pirates.

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Old 2009-09-24, 19:27
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Does anybody else think of "Meth Labs" when they type "Metal Tabs"?
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-24, 19:28
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No, but I think of Metal Tabs when I go into my Meth Lab.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2009-09-24, 19:29
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hahahaha
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-24, 20:57
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& td that's the date for my exam!! *hides*
Don't worry, I'm sure it'll come back negative, I always dip my condoms in gasoline before use
 
Old 2009-09-24, 21:56
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Helloooooooo Green screen
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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May the best cunt win.
 
Old 2009-09-24, 22:50
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holy fuck, where have you been?
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-24, 23:02
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Helloooooooo Green screen

HEY GODDAMMIT
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Old 2009-09-25, 00:27
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I've been all around for the past year or so; very busy.
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.

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May the best cunt win.
 
Old 2009-09-25, 01:25
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lb how that hubby of yours??

Thanks for asking! Hubby got his 18 stitches out a couple days ago. Our regular doc did that. He said he had never seen one of these in his 25 years of practice. He's got a little tingling in his knees and toes, but he and I are walking at the cemetery down the street which has about a 3/4 mile drive around it. It's not until the very last part that he starts getting a little stumbly, but he's not used to walking that much anyways. His internal organs are getting back to normal now, too, which was something we were real concerned about. Before Epsom Salts water was the only thing that would go through him and that's harsh stuff. Our family, church family, and friends have been wonderful. Lots of friends on the net, too. He'll find out in a few weeks when he can go back to work.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2009-09-25, 03:45
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hey chris!

did you know if you double tap the block button your avatar will turn into a chick?
That's nothing... charge HP for 2 seconds and she'll wear purple for you and have better moves!

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Darko: I wish I were you. Except I live in the same city as Cross and can see him on the street. That's pretty cool.
Do you ever, like... sort of sleep in his dumpster overnight hoping to catch a glimpse of him throwing out his trash the next day? No? Well, I wouldn't either, then.
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Nah, some black guy with a pipe stopped me.

And I could take three Dicks, Dick. AH!
It's true, I've seen it.
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Old 2009-09-25, 08:44
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I`m in school here...........god my teacher`s speaking about porn Wut a t00l
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Old 2009-09-25, 12:24
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I`m in school here...........god my teacher`s speaking about porn Wut a t00l
Technique or theory?
 
Old 2009-09-25, 12:28
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2009-09-25, 12:47
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Haha! Kinda puts me in mind that ridiculous Joe Satriani versus Coldplay lawsuit.
 
Old 2009-09-25, 14:32
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Technique or theory?


Computerthingy-lesson and he talked about differnet porn sites -.-

And the vid blitz posted is the absolute proof that pop sounds all the same!
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Old 2009-09-25, 15:26
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I love how serious the guy singing is when emulating the songs at the beginning. Then when he gets to men at work, He sounds like Robin Williams.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.


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Old 2009-09-25, 17:31
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Richie, watch this live version of Bring Back The Apocalypse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRKB3FXf3hw The improv in the beginning with Nils acting really disorientated really freaked me out when I saw it (I was there). God damn, they're incredible. To anyone else that watches, the band is Sleepytime Gorilla Museum and the song doesn't actually start until 2:46.
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Old 2009-09-25, 17:33
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It's true, I've seen it.


I'll make you take two. Mine and Kabal's when I'm fucking your shape-shifting shit up.
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