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Old 2009-09-09, 19:55
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RTT #157: Kill Your Mother

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Old 2009-09-09, 20:20
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KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!


I'm assuming that's what he shouts right there....
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Old 2009-09-09, 20:20
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Old 2009-09-09, 20:28
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Old 2009-09-09, 21:25
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my fav DF song
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Old 2009-09-09, 21:57
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Kill your mother..
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Old 2009-09-09, 22:13
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having some typo issues, Darko?
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Old 2009-09-09, 23:52
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Old 2009-09-10, 05:20
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KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!


I'm assuming that's what he shouts right there....


I couldnt imagine what else it would be haha
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Old 2009-09-10, 05:37
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having some typo issues, Darko?


Hahaha, yeah. I was high.
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Old 2009-09-10, 06:35
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nobody said CUNT yet?!?!?

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Old 2009-09-10, 10:20
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I know a lot of guys on here are too metal elite for this stuff, but I just stretched my ears up to a 2g. It's pretty damn badass...now all these scene kids need to take their plugs out.
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Old 2009-09-10, 10:31
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I know a lot of guys on here are too metal elite for this stuff, but I just stretched my ears up to a 2g. It's pretty damn badass...now all these scene kids need to take their plugs out.
I'm probably the least metal here, so I have to ask - are you talking about that ear piercing technique where they put a massive hole in your ear lobe, and stretch it over time with bigger and bigger hoops? My only concern with this is what you're gonna do when you hit 60 haha.

If nothing else you'd make a pretty effective towel rack
 
Old 2009-09-10, 10:49
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I'm probably the least metal here, so I have to ask - are you talking about that ear piercing technique where they put a massive hole in your ear lobe, and stretch it over time with bigger and bigger hoops? My only concern with this is what you're gonna do when you hit 60 haha.



Yup. but if you do it right, they can close up pretty well over time. Unless you just stretch them to ginormous sizes....but mine aren't that big. you can almost fit a pencil through them.

So when I'm sixty I'll either still have them in and be total weirdo, or they will have closed up to maybe just a little bit bigger than a normal earring size....nothing to worry about.
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Old 2009-09-10, 10:51
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Yup. but if you do it right, they can close up pretty well over time. Unless you just stretch them to ginormous sizes....but mine aren't that big. you can almost fit a pencil through them.

So when I'm sixty I'll either still have them in and be total weirdo, or they will have closed up to maybe just a little bit bigger than a normal earring size....nothing to worry about.
Ahhh I see. So, what does the g stand for? And do you have any idea about how far you're gonna go with it?
 
Old 2009-09-10, 10:56
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the g stands for guage. the smaller the number the bigger the hole. Although after 00g they just use the size in inches (over here in the states, I think they use something else everywhere else). I'm either stopping at 00g (10mm) or 7/16" (11-12mm). That way my ears aren't completely scrapped when I'm ancient.
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Old 2009-09-10, 12:51
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I don`t actually know what I should write here in this new RTT so just:

What`s up?
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Old 2009-09-10, 13:01
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I don`t actually know what I should write here in this new RTT so just:

What`s up?
I think we all know what's up, Gomers. But it's probably best for all concerned parties if it's not discussed openly, eh?

 
Old 2009-09-10, 13:11
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PM, Paderic?

I`ve listened to Nile all the time today. I feel sooooo coooooooooool man
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Old 2009-09-10, 13:32
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the g stands for guage. the smaller the number the bigger the hole. Although after 00g they just use the size in inches (over here in the states, I think they use something else everywhere else). I'm either stopping at 00g (10mm) or 7/16" (11-12mm). That way my ears aren't completely scrapped when I'm ancient.

I know this guy who had huge ass ear plugs, probably much bigger than what you are going for. then he went scuba diving. I guess they exploded somehow from the pressure changes and now he has a dangly skin penis hanging down from each ear
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Old 2009-09-10, 14:07
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I know this guy who had huge ass ear plugs, probably much bigger than what you are going for. then he went scuba diving. I guess they exploded somehow from the pressure changes and now he has a dangly skin penis hanging down from each ear


Pics existing? That`d be cool to see it!!!
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Old 2009-09-10, 15:37
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I`ve listened to Nile all the time today. I feel sooooo coooooooooool man


A man of distinction, I see.
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Old 2009-09-10, 15:47
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Kill your mother..
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Kill your mother..
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You got that backwards, Dyldo. You rape your mother and your kill your father if you want to respect of Dax Riggs!
 
Old 2009-09-10, 17:41
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A man of distinction, I see.


Yeah you got it. But I sometimes have this days! Now Listening Anthrax-Among The Living
I`m waiting for all this cool records coming out this month. Slayer, Immortal, Dying Fetus and a few others weeeeeee
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Old 2009-09-10, 17:59
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Slayer was backed up to October, I think.
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-10, 18:14
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Slayer was backed up to October, I think.


For real? Fuck and October are even more great albums coming out : Hypocrisy, (Slayer), Belphegor, Dismember I think too
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Old 2009-09-10, 18:14
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I could be wrong though, you might wanna check into it, but i remember reading that somewhere
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-10, 18:18
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Yeah anyway thanks for the info I`m searching more about it yet
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Old 2009-09-10, 18:21
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if you find a date, let me know. Sure, i could look it up myself, but it'd be much easier and less effort to let you do it haha
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Old 2009-09-10, 18:24
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http://www.muspy.com/

 
Old 2009-09-10, 18:29
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Well, if he's offering and all.. haha
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Old 2009-09-10, 18:37
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Jesus fucking Christ I found November 2nd on ultimate guitar.com

Yeah I`m off now studying *hugs all*
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Old 2009-09-10, 18:43
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yeah, it says 7/28 on there. so that's not exactly accurate
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Old 2009-09-10, 18:55
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Jesus fucking Christ I found November 2nd on ultimate guitar.com

Yeah I`m off now studying *hugs all*
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yeah, it says 7/28 on there. so that's not exactly accurate
Haha fuck!
 
Old 2009-09-10, 18:58
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hahah i didn't even notice Gomli's little sign off there. hahaha, nice.
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Pics existing? That`d be cool to see it!!!

nope. but it is stupid lookin
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Hahaha, yeah. I was high.


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Old 2009-09-10, 22:03
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Jesus fucking Christ I found November 2nd on ultimate guitar.com

Yeah I`m off now studying *hugs all*
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http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bl...wsitemID=126335

Nov. 3rd.. well, 2nd for you I guess. So yeah, we got a while yet. Fuck.
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Old 2009-09-10, 22:51
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You got that backwards, Dyldo. You rape your mother and your kill your father if you want to respect of Dax Riggs!


Pfff, Dax (we're on a first name basis) will love me no matter how bad I jumble his lyrics. I need to send you some fantastic bootleg stuff (mainly doing acoustic covers) of his I've found. I cannot stop listening to it.

Anyone read David Cross' book I Drink For A Reason yet? I finished it a few days ago. Its pretty funny and you can hear his voice on every line, but it doesn't live up to the awesomness of the title. And on that note, I get to see him at the end of the month in LA! Finally.
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Old 2009-09-10, 23:17
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-10, 23:53
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only 54 more posts, Truth... you can dooo iittt!!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-10, 23:57
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I know dude! haha. It's exciting!!
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Old 2009-09-11, 00:45
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It seems like your prepping on facebook with all those fucking status updates

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Old 2009-09-11, 01:01
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haha, dude i'm just so fucking bored. There's nothing to do here and now I don't have a license to go anywhere so I'm just fuckin sittin here all day. It's drivin me crazy.
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haha, dude i'm just so fucking bored. There's nothing to do here and now I don't have a license to go anywhere so I'm just fuckin sittin here all day. It's drivin me crazy.

lol I know the feeling. i have a license though, and theres still nowhere for me to go.

I kinda want to delete facebook...its like memories of a once thriving social life and a reminder of any sanity i had before the grim and black battles of college life. well anyway add me fuckers. cause this post will be really "embarrassing" if you don't.

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Old 2009-09-11, 05:14
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Would that be the one where he covers, among others, 'I'm Your Man,' 'Skulls,' and 'Yesterday,' plus a few Deadboy songs thrown in with all the covers, and people talk over almost the entire set?

Have not read the David Cross.
 
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Sorry chief, just noticed this post there now!

HL2 is the dog's proverbials, and the modding capabilities make it infinitely more enjoyable. I've been playing HL2 with SMOD Redux recently, I mentioned it in the PC games thread. The single player campaign, when being hacked to bits via console commands, kept me sane for a good 6 or 7 months in 2007. The mark of a truly great game! I must give Zombie Panic a try (I'm hoping it's not a multiplayer-only mod).

HL2 is indeed a fantastic game, as are all the episodes that followed it. As for the mods, I haven't really tried any other Source mod except for Zombie Panic (which is a multiplayer-only mod). I am anxiously awaiting the Firearms Source mod, which seems to be taking forever

I really enjoyed the original Half-Life and the following expansions too, which I started playing when I was about twelve, and have been hooked on ever since And Christ, not to mention the mods that were developed with the original HL! Team Fortress Classic; Counter-Strike; Firearms; Science and Industry. Apparently they started development for the Science and Industry Source mod recently. I hope that works out.
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Things with me aren't too bad, just starting to emerge from a lurker mode rut myself haha. Heading to hospital later for a post-operation check up, and decided to do an all-nighter rather than try and wake my ass up in the morning. Other than that, absolutely fuck-all is going on in sunny N. Ireland!

How do you feel after that surgery? Did it fix everything up well?
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I see cops coming and going around my street on a bi-weekly basis, and they're obviously not regular cops because they're carrying MP5s and have slightly different uniforms and vehicles. It's strange to see, even in this shithole of an estate. I can't figure out why they keep appearing, because the house(s) they go to are populated by troglodytes who couldn't possibly pose a threat worthy of sub-machine guns!

I remember when British troops would patrol this place when I was a kid, one of them let me look down the scope of his SLR. Fuckin' thing weighed a tonne even with him holding the back-end of it. Shit, I just remembered something...new paragraph!

When I was a kid visiting my grandmother in Belfast I went to the corner shop at the top of the street to get some awesome candy, and on my way back there were soldiers squatting for cover along my grandmother's fence. One of them called me over, and asked if I would go to the shop for him and get him a few things. I was like "umm...ok". He saw the confusion in my face and explained that most shop keepers in Catholic areas wouldn't serve British troops. He was just about to hand me the money when my aunt came out and called me in (she had saw me point to myself out the window, as if to say "Me?" when the soldier called me over haha). Strange days. I also remember being in another part of Belfast and having a land-rover drive by me, slow down and the gunman on the roof cock his weapon and point it at me with a look on his face that didn't seem to say "just messing with ya, kid!" haha. I was about 7-years-old, and thought he was gonna clip me, and froze with my back against the wall. I'd heard stories of kids my age getting shot (accidentally or not, I don't know) so I was pretty shook up.

I also remember being on a bus and it would be stopped every 400 yards or so and British troops coming on and searching under the seats for weapons. I think it's safe to say that this place was a police state for the duration of the troubles - road blocks, checkpoints, having to carry papers, being subjected to searches, warrantless arrests, etc. Thank fuck that's over with! The dismantling of the military presence here caused some people I know to get upset, because their jobs in the army barracks were about to disappear (not just soldiers, but civilian workers, too). So, presumably they'd be happier if people were still clipping each other and the army had to stick around haha. Weird.

Those must have been really shitty times. Do you think it would ever start again at some point, or is it over for good?

My father had a good friend that was killed during the troubles. He grew up in the Isle of Man, and when he was very young he knew this family (two brothers and a sister) from Ireland that would stay in the Isle of Man for a few months every summer. He saw them every summer without fail for about five years and got to know them quite well. Unfortunately, one October when they were back home, she was walking to school and got caught in the middle of an IRA shooting and was killed instantly (several shots to the head I believe) She was only nine. Strange story though... fast forward a few decades later, my father moves to Canada in 1976 and settles in this city where I grew up in Northern British Columbia. He finds work, and soon finds a band to play in. One day in 1982 he's playing in a pub and the band goes on break, and he's just on his way down to the bar to have a cigarette and a drink when he sees some guy on the other side of the room pointing at him and shouting "Hey you! I know you from somewhere!" then starts to walk towards him and says "Jesus Christ, it's Hughes!" which is when my father realized that it was one of the brothers from that family that he hadn't seen since he was about eleven. Turns out he was a comedian on tour all over North America, and just by chance, happened to be in that small pub in this city on the same night my father was playing there. Small fucking world huh? They have been keeping in touch ever since then, and the guy now lives in Armagh, which is where you're from, right?
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You're fucking lucky. I wish I could just sit around and fap all day.

woohoo. I'm at school and I refuse to shit in public restrooms and I'm not gonna shit at work either, so now I've got to wait at least 10 hours to shit.
 
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You're fucking lucky. I wish I could just sit around and fap all day.

woohoo. I'm at school and I refuse to shit in public restrooms and I'm not gonna shit at work either, so now I've got to wait at least 10 hours to shit.


fapping all day gets old. you should shit in public shitters, as long as they are clean. Its my hobby when I have those 2 hour breaks in between classes and dont want to waste gas driving back. Shit in a different building every time, or find a nice quiet building to take a dump in. but then again you probably don't have as many options as I do.
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How do you feel after that surgery? Did it fix everything up well?
The surgery didn't do a thing for me, and after seeing a different doc the other day my suspicions that it was all a waste of time were confirmed. Fuckin' asshole sent me for surgery which had absolutely no connection with the problem. I'm waiting for an appointment to get a barium swallow x-ray, and we'll see what happens after that.

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Those must have been really shitty times. Do you think it would ever start again at some point, or is it over for good?
Things were relatively calm for about 10 years, until 2 soldiers were murdered in my town (I'm from Antrim, bunny is the one from Armagh ) and a cop was killed in bunny's town soon after. The RIRA were responsible, and if they had their wish we'd be living in the 1970s again. I highly doubt they're capable of sparking anything major though, so fuck 'em.

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My father had a good friend that was killed during the troubles. He grew up in the Isle of Man, and when he was very young he knew this family (two brothers and a sister) from Ireland that would stay in the Isle of Man for a few months every summer. He saw them every summer without fail for about five years and got to know them quite well. Unfortunately, one October when they were back home, she was walking to school and got caught in the middle of an IRA shooting and was killed instantly (several shots to the head I believe) She was only nine. Strange story though... fast forward a few decades later, my father moves to Canada in 1976 and settles in this city where I grew up in Northern British Columbia. He finds work, and soon finds a band to play in. One day in 1982 he's playing in a pub and the band goes on break, and he's just on his way down to the bar to have a cigarette and a drink when he sees some guy on the other side of the room pointing at him and shouting "Hey you! I know you from somewhere!" then starts to walk towards him and says "Jesus Christ, it's Hughes!" which is when my father realized that it was one of the brothers from that family that he hadn't seen since he was about eleven. Turns out he was a comedian on tour all over North America, and just by chance, happened to be in that small pub in this city on the same night my father was playing there. Small fucking world huh? They have been keeping in touch ever since then, and the guy now lives in Armagh, which is where you're from, right?
Fuck me that's pretty incredible. A small world, indeed. The little girl getting killed is horrible, and you say there were multiple head shots? I'm not sure how these things work, but that doesn't sound accidental to me. But then I can't imagine why it wouldn't be. Ahh I dunno...

Would it be fair to say that it was your dad's influence which inspired you to get into music? What sort of music does/did his band play? Did they have any success? How about the stand-up comedian, did he get much exposure?

I think I have some distant relatives in Canada, too. I think some are cops and another is a school headmaster or the like. Never met or talked to any of them, nor have my parents in about 30 years. I very nearly moved to Canada myself about 6 or 7 years ago, I had a job lined up and somewhere to crash and everything (obviously I'd be there illegally, what with me having no qualifications or the like haha). Various things happened, mainly a severe case of hatred towards the person I was gonna stay with, and that was the end of that (you can breathe easy now, Blitz ). I doubt I'd ever leave here now though, even if I had the chance.
 
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That sounds like something to send Mythbusters for sure. Do it. I'd be curious to see how they did that story.

An, an, an, and don't be stealing my xxx either, Gommers!!!

To those that knew of my hubby's surgery his cerebrovascular dural arteriovenous fistula surgery seems successful so far. They took out a few of the vertabrae around T12 and he's gaining more feeling in his feet as of about 10:30 last night. The doc was very pleased with the surgery. Now they have to see how weak his legs are to see how much rehab he'll need, but he has to stay flat on his back for another day or so. That's driving him nuts. No paralysis though. Thank you Lord! And those that offered hope as well as prayers, thank you from all of us.
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To those that knew of my hubby's surgery his cerebrovascular dural arteriovenous fistula surgery seems successful so far. They took out a few of the vertabrae around T12 and he's gaining more feeling in his feet as of about 10:30 last night. The doc was very pleased with the surgery. Now they have to see how weak his legs are to see how much rehab he'll need, but he has to stay flat on his back for another day or so. That's driving him nuts. No paralysis though. Thank you Lord! And those that offered hope as well as prayers, thank you from all of us.
That's great news! Although I think the surgeons deserve a little bit of the credit, too

Now all we have to worry about is your upcoming gender reassignment surgery. I say "reassignment", it's really more of a tune-up.
 
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Old 2009-09-11, 15:50
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An, an, an, and don't be stealing my xxx either, Gommers!!!


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Ideally from the other side of 8-inch thick bulletproof glass.

Can anyone tell me what the point of buddy lists is? I've added several people to my list, but the only function this seems to serve is that there's a little + symbol next to their name in the Currently Active Uses list. I assumed that mass PMing would be made easier, but you can't actually add buddies to the recipients list without manually typing them in, and their names don't appear anywhere except in the list itself. Is there any function to these lists that I just haven't figured out?
 
Old 2009-09-11, 16:42
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hey lb glad hubby doing well *hugs*

& glad your doing well too paddy even if your surgery was a waste of time *hugs*

& what?? gomli i'm allowed to use "xxx" so feck off!! lol

will be lurking, till time to study,

*hugs & beer*

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*hugs & beer*
A winning combination for the career date-rapist.

I think this is the first time you've hugged me, bunny. I'm beginning to think that my months of wooing you are finally starting to pay off.

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lol sympathy hug paddy!! take it when you can!! lol

& check your pms paddy
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lol sympathy hug paddy!! take it when you can!! lol
Trust me, in my brief time on this wondrous blue orb of eternal fanny-drought I've learnt to take pretty much any form of female contact I can get. I once brushed against a woman on the bus and subsequently started a 4 year relationship with her in my head, which ended with her dumping me for another imaginary man who was also my best friend at the time. I still haven't gotten the hang of this fantasising lark yet.

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okay time to do some of the study thing,

laters,

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Would that be the one where he covers, among others, 'I'm Your Man,' 'Skulls,' and 'Yesterday,' plus a few Deadboy songs thrown in with all the covers, and people talk over almost the entire set?

Have not read the David Cross.


Maybe, but on this one there isn't much (if any) chatter in the middle of his songs (it might be a board-recording).. maybe a few screams the mic picks up. He normally always does at least 2 of those songs you just mentioned and on this particular show he also plays "Wherever Forever Is", "Candy Says", "The Beast in Me", and "Thing in a Jar" (which is fucking awesome). I can't remember ther venue.

I've never had any problem shitting in a public place as long as the toilet doesn't look like a stream-of-ass has decorated the seat. The only place I hate dropping the Cosby kids off at are at a girl's (that I'm somewhat involved with) house because I take looong shits and can leave the place in utter ruins. I shit at work daily. And I don't use those pussy wax sheets, either! I'm the real deal, man. I wipe my ass with sand paper.
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Look what i done!!

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i'll be able to listen to slayer's latest while playing diablo iii how fucking cool will that be??

yeah am a happy bunny
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Hate to break it to you Bunny, but you probably won't be playing D3 for another couple of years: http://www.maxfreak.com/diablo3/.

You know there's a problem when Blizzard hasn't even given a release date yet. A lot of sites set a pre-order for games with a false date just to snag more sales. I think its the 3rd article from the first in the link above that mentions them doing just that. And besides the fact that there hasn't even been a beta yet (which usually lasts for months and months), there's no way D3 would make it out before SC2 which won't be out until 2010 and they haven't even given it an official date yet. A whole butt-load of sites did the same thing for SC2 saying it would be out last December.
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no to diablo iii i was told it was coming out next month!!

you make bunny sad darko
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Old 2009-09-11, 21:29
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Someone seriously wanted to let you down then. Very cruel! I'm stoaked for it too, but I don't even think about it because its so far away.

I actually work a few buildings away from the Blizzard HQs. I'm always tempted to try and go in and ask if I can play SC2.
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Old 2009-09-11, 21:32
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*sniff*

ta darko

why don't you apply for a job in blizzard then??
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Would that be the one where he covers, among others, 'I'm Your Man,' 'Skulls,' and 'Yesterday,' plus a few Deadboy songs thrown in with all the covers, and people talk over almost the entire set?

Have not read the David Cross.

It has to rule. I'm waiting for the softcover to come out. Fuck paying $20.
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why don't you apply for a job in blizzard then??


I've already got a pretty sweet job right now that I'd have to be half-retarded to leave. I also have no skills in anything game creation-related, I'd kill myself before I became a game tester (its not near as fun as it sounds), and fuck being in their QA helping whining kids making considerably less.
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fair enough!! lol

when my studies are over & get my hamster back to somewhere near normal i'm gonna start applying for other jobs. yeah i know i have one but it's only for a year & it's up in feb & my studies start again in feb & i don't want to be studying & stressing looking for other work
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night all you crazy & fun peeps,

will be about tomorrow some stage,

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You better keep that hamster away from Paddy! I've heard that was his nickname for the strange woman he was talking about. Not the one he told to clear out her pm box, but the one he had the hot-cha-chas for on the bus.

Thanks for the hugs and happinesseseses for my hubby.

Don't get jealous, but in the past 2 days he's had valium, morphine, percoset, and darvoset and it was all completely legal. He said he's had some "really nice nurses," too. Tomorrow they're going to try to get him up to walk a little bit. Yahoo!

Paddy, I cleared some out. Pm awayyyyyyyyYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
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see, Joe, you don't understand how I work yet. I don't get tested. Because I'm in control. And if i did get tested, I don't care, because I'm in control. See how that works?

Edit: also, joe, never burn bridges, cause you never know how things can end up
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Old 2009-09-12, 04:44
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oh, if I burn a bridge I know its gonna burn!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-12, 04:50
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but you don't wanna burn bridges with hot girls on the other side. get it? lol
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-12, 04:58
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no
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-09-12, 05:12
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fuck it then. just take lots of drugs
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-12, 05:35
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awesome!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-09-12, 05:42
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joe, smoke a bowl with me
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-12, 05:50
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if i didn't STILL HAVE A FUCKING COUGH then I would

except i don't smoke full bowls to myself. even when i smoke often i don't get baked, just high. i only get baked on occasion. If i get drunk i tend to get carried away though
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Old 2009-09-12, 06:00
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well motherfucker, if you smoked with me, you'd get baked. I'd force you. Kinda like weed rape.
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-12, 06:27
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haha, oh the joys of rape. there are certain drugs you shouldn't rape people with though, like heroin and LSD

"take another blotter! take another blotter!"

The reason i smoke more while drunk is because i get relaxed, really. while sober there are many times when i'd freak out if i smoked. i definitely gotta be in the mood because i'm prone to... dun dun duuun: panic attacks!

that's the great thing about opiates mmmmmmm
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.

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Old 2009-09-12, 06:34
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i know where you're comin from, trust me. it happens.

but you could rape me with heroin you want though
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-12, 06:41
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no problem! time and place plz
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-09-12, 08:37
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hey

am still sleepy as fuck but gotta go into town shortly, then i have my dsycalucia tutor then i have rugby union to watch then maybe pop in again *sigh*

& you weclomes lb that's great news about hubby!! *big hugs* sending him a white sparklie healing cloud his way

& na i remember getting morphine after my knee op & it was wonderful, took all the pain away

anyway time i was off i suppose,

laters,

*hugs & beer*

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Old 2009-09-12, 11:16
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Dyldo: That's the one I have. He doesn't talk much between songs, but it seems to be a dinner-and-a-show type of place and people talk throughout. According to a friend of mine who used to live in New Orleans, Dax Riggs shows are a dime a dozen and he does stuff like that all the time.

I sliced off the tip of my finger at work. Damn mandolines.
 
Old 2009-09-12, 11:31
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but you could rape me with heroin you want though


Aha you invite him to rape you with a fucking needle...
What about me? I want to get raped too! After Paddy tried how hard he could smash a hammer on his nuts without saying a word when he was alone in his sanitarium-cell, I feel a bit alone now
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Old 2009-09-12, 13:51
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A cook I worked with sliced the end of his finger off on the Robot Coupe. He wrapped it with a towel and kept slicing. Did it cut much? Any reattachment?

Hubby might come home tomorrow or Monday and they're talking about him doing his rehab at home. Remarkable improvement on his feet strength and he got up and walked to the bathroom last night. Cool.
bunny, that cloud is pretty as can be! Thanks!

Truth', your g/f has you snowed. We do that. She's letting you think you're in control, but she'll have your nads in a vice at some point unless she has 4 legs and fleas.
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Old 2009-09-12, 17:01
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Your fingers should not be in the Robot Coupe.

But anyway, yes, that's what you do. You make sure you don't bleed into the food, finish what you're doing, and then you take the time to staunch the bleeding. And you couldn't slice off enough of your finger to need reattachment in a mandoline. So I'm just missing the very tip.

It was kinda a pain at the front row of the Down/Melvins show, though.
 
Old 2009-09-12, 17:02
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no probs lb you're welcome

Dyscalculia tutor gone & went okay have next session in for next week i think thursday, can't remember lol my hamster is kinda sleeping at the moment lol

will be lurking before going off to watch rugby union

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Old 2009-09-12, 17:44
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Truth', your g/f has you snowed. We do that. She's letting you think you're in control, but she'll have your nads in a vice at some point unless she has 4 legs and fleas.


hahaha
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Old 2009-09-12, 18:25
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So I've been discussing heritage lately and I'm 50% Polish, 25% Sicilian and 25% Slovak. And everyone obviously knows Polish and Sicilian culture/stereotypes and all that fun stuff, but i realized I don't know shit about Slovaks. Anyone got any cool info or anything remotely interesting about Slovaks?
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-09-12, 19:13
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All i know is that I'm 50% WOP, and then a bunch of mixed European.

oh and I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO THIS: Pogo - Alice

watch the video and prepare to be hypnotized. makes me want to watch Alice In Wonderland all over again.
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Old 2009-09-12, 20:12
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It was kinda a pain at the front row of the Down/Melvins show, though.


Lawdy, how awesome was that show? Was Rex there by then? He was absent for the Cali shows. And about your finger: want me to kiss the tip?

Saw Obituary for the first time a few nights ago. Kicked ass even though I only saw half the set.
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Old 2009-09-12, 21:55
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So I've been discussing heritage lately and I'm 50% Polish, 25% Sicilian and 25% Slovak. And everyone obviously knows Polish and Sicilian culture/stereotypes and all that fun stuff, but i realized I don't know shit about Slovaks. Anyone got any cool info or anything remotely interesting about Slovaks?


yeah... since I'm half Czech I have some family from the Slovak area (they used to be one country) but most of the Czech side is from Prague. There's not really anything interesting about the Slovaks, I guess they have a tendency towards red wine more so than the Czechs or Prague dwellers. I'd pick beer any day, wine kinda sucks.

and JoeYngVai what is WOP?
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