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Old 2003-03-19, 21:44
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someone hurry and help me out, i can't distinguish between
the judicial and executive branches of govt.
legislative has to do which what the congress does
but tell if i'm wrong...judicial is our court system,
and executive is what we put to action?
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Old 2003-03-19, 22:14
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Been awhile since I took any Social Studies but I believe:

Executive- by the president (ex. laws made by the president)

Legislative- Congress

Judicial- Court System

They all keep each other in balance............

Has anyone tried the buttered popcorn or cherry soda flavor of Mike and Ike? Tasty.......
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Old 2003-03-19, 22:37
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Yeah, Dreamcast rules. Soul Caliber is where its at.


Yeah SC is great, I liked it in the arcades better though. The new one looks awesome, it has Spawn and Link in it. Does anyone play Castlevania: Symphony of the Night besides Wally?
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Old 2003-03-19, 23:05
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Old 2003-03-19, 23:08
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Exciting. But if Bush puts this off anylonger, even for a minute...I swear to God I will break his head open.
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Old 2003-03-19, 23:53
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You remember what he said during the speech a couple days ago, he said that after the ultimatum expires the coalition will strike "at the time of it's choosing". They're not gonna go full on unless they have every element they want in place.

Another thing, they're gonna strike whenever it's pitch black, either late night or early early morning. If there's this bright ass moon like I keep hearing about, there's a possibility we could wait a bit longer. Being in the infantry I know we rarely strike first when we can be seen. The nighttime is like fucking playtime for us.'


But ya never know, they could say fuck it and put the hurt on 'em no matter what time of day or whatever moon is up there.
 
Old 2003-03-20, 00:04
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Do you know what there actually going to do? Im guessing that there going to bomb, take oil wells, ect. untill Sadam surrenders. Also, are we going to claim the territory as our own, or is it going to be put under new rule? I really haven't heard any talk about this.
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Old 2003-03-20, 00:09
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It's gonna be an air and ground kick off. Secure the oil wells, bomb the fuck out of airfields and related shit. Of course the ground troops will be trodding up through the country on search and destroy.

After the war I'm sure we'll occupy it until we square 'em away.
 
Old 2003-03-20, 01:55
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isn't the clock over? what's the word now.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-03-20, 01:57
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We declared war, check out the clarity thread.
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Old 2003-03-20, 02:00
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oops! yeah, just did.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-03-20, 05:05
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war wow
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Old 2003-03-20, 13:50
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Excellent. How do you like the record?


it's great, not really heavy, but still fantasic, especially what doesn't die, i love that track!
BTW they bonus tracks are the acoustic version of safe home and a ramones cover
 
Old 2003-03-20, 14:01
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Old 2003-03-20, 16:01
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It confused some of the simpletons.
 
Old 2003-03-20, 17:15
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Old 2003-03-20, 17:22
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I hope you're not referring to the Bands/Chit Chat mods. We're clean. I do see the blackmetal guy in the other forums and have already brought him to nomad's attention.

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Old 2003-03-20, 17:36
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Ah okay, I ''reported this post'' in the site feedback too, so he'll see it for sure.

Jezus, that guy made a LOT of spam.
 
Old 2003-03-20, 18:24
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Old 2003-03-20, 18:30
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Holy shit. I can't believe how easily I got Fruity Loops. Now if I can only figure out how to use it..............
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Old 2003-03-20, 18:32
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Did i miss a real hilarious, awesome, interesting topic? Ok, except for the RTTs and the nicest tits. I'm really to tired to read through all the topics.
 
Old 2003-03-20, 22:35
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Holy shit. I can't believe how easily I got Fruity Loops. Now if I can only figure out how to use it..............


Yeah its tuff to get use to. Go to fruityloops.com and download the manual, theres alot of shit but its worth the reading time. Also just look at the demo songs it came with and study them.
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Old 2003-03-21, 01:06
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Did i miss a real hilarious, awesome, interesting topic? Ok, except for the RTTs and the nicest tits. I'm really to tired to read through all the topics.


i didn't know you even left...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-03-21, 01:16
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war wow

technically, it's not really a war.
the congress i don't think ever declared war,
and they're the only ones who can...it's just
our commander in chief sending troops out.
read the constitution.

speaking of that...from somewhere i heard that they
bombed a bunker that coincidentally had saddam in it.
he might be dead...or not, i seriously doubt he's dead already
or he's an idiot.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-03-21, 02:14
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Whats Fruity Loops? Isn't that a techno thing?
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Old 2003-03-21, 02:34
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You can create techno stuff or drum beats. It's a bit too complex for my liking.....
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Old 2003-03-21, 04:34
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You can, but you can also make some awesome ambient stuff. White noise is fun to make too.
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Old 2003-03-21, 04:40
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i've got fruity loops on my cakewalk.
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Old 2003-03-21, 13:01
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Old 2003-03-21, 13:02
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Old 2003-03-21, 14:12
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hahahhaha
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Old 2003-03-21, 14:28
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No, this is not funny!!! If you're against Bush, you're for Saddam!!!
OK, that was bullshit. Really good posters...
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Old 2003-03-21, 17:45
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Old 2003-03-21, 17:47
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Christ I hate protesters. Not because I'm for the war, but because most protesters will whine about every god damn thing, no matter how miniscule it is.
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Welcome back Poldi, been to bassmatters yet?
 
Old 2003-03-21, 19:50
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Great protesting signs. As Bill Maher said last week, how bad do you have to suck to lose a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein? The whole world is against you, Mr. Bush.
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Old 2003-03-21, 20:05
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if gore was president, do you think we would be fighting right now?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-03-21, 20:17
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Christ I hate protesters. Not because I'm for the war, but because most protesters will whine about every god damn thing, no matter how miniscule it is.


I agree. What I hate the most is that they have no solution to a problem. Ask them how to resolve the issue without war, and their main response is "Threre are other methods." Ask them what other methods and they say "There are many different ways."

And how I hate those incompetent "celebrities" who protest, some just for their own exposure. Martin Sheen is a cock. Just because he plays a president on t.v. doesn't mean he knows about the job. He should be gagged until this war is over.

Maher is one of those "My opinion is the only right one" assholes. He should be gagged for pretty much the rest of his life. His show sucked, and it got cancelled. Why do people still care about this moron's opinions?
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Old 2003-03-21, 20:30
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today was the first day i wore my hair out of a ponytail.
funny to see all new reactions. and as it turns out, i seem to
look like a few stars...
ozzy
gandolf the grey(but my hair is black so i'm baldazor(sp?) the black )
some dude off of some "used" video, i didn't know what he's saying.
jesus
metal, not a star but that's what he calls me now
dio
bum
a young zztop

aiyyy, you get the idea...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-03-21, 21:22
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i get called a variety of things ranging from homeless kid, drifter, bum, to jesus, hippy, girl, sexy long haired bastard... and so on

the attention from girls is great... except when they try and braid your hair.. that makes me angry
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Old 2003-03-21, 21:45
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Old 2003-03-22, 06:50
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hahahahahaha.
and yeah, long hair gets the chicks...
i was wearing my sabbath shirt and while i was
walking down the hall at school today, some little
cheerleaders were all like, "BLACK SABBATH" really
loud. it was weird because they were probably four
years younger than me. and also, all these
chicks keep staring at me. in second period, this
chick couldn't keep her eyes off my darling disgusting hair.
and one of my teachers wanted to feel it.
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Old 2003-03-22, 07:08
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well... yeah.. but still... they are a bitch to get out!!
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Fuck, has anoyone seen sky or cnn lately? damn, those iraqi's are getting blasted to fucking pieces... they just stopped the mine laying, fuckers wanted to plant watermines in the waterways.

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and a thousand of them fuckers surrendered
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and a thousand of them fuckers surrendered


I feel sorry for the Iraqi people, Why won't US just bring a American sniper to Iraq to
blast Saddams head off! They should hire me, I'm exellent sharp shooter
(I target pratice with rifles in my uncle's big landscape area)
THE GREAT ARMENIAN SLAYER has some work to do....I'm off to Iraq~
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Old 2003-03-22, 19:16
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haha, i can see the headlines now...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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I feel sorry for the Iraqi people, Why won't US just bring a American sniper to Iraq to
blast Saddams head off! They should hire me, I'm exellent sharp shooter
(I target pratice with rifles in my uncle's big landscape area)
THE GREAT ARMENIAN SLAYER has some work to do....I'm off to Iraq~


i'm sure they have lots of snipers
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and a thousand of them fuckers surrendered


yeah and the americans were searching them, looks fun
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Old 2003-03-22, 21:00
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I feel sorry for the Iraqi people, Why won't US just bring a American sniper to Iraq to
blast Saddams head off! They should hire me, I'm exellent sharp shooter
(I target pratice with rifles in my uncle's big landscape area)
THE GREAT ARMENIAN SLAYER has some work to do....I'm off to Iraq~


If they could they would have already. They would have to have the right person get in, they'd have to know where Saddam was, and get that person to that location and in a position to take him out... which is damned near impossable, especially when you're at war.
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yeah, and which of the 10 look-alikes is it? saddam has goddamn stunt doubles.
 
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My god, Filthygod is so annoying. He keeps PMing me. I think he is infatuated with me.

Look at this shit. He is pissed cuz I said Opeth wasn't goth metal:

Dearest __________ (I don't know your name),

Ok...if you really want petty arguements, then I'll give you petty arguements.

Since this band was under your profile I'll start here-
In Flames sucks dick, get over it. They can't play their goddamn instruments,
they sound like fuckin nu-metal, which is exactly what I consider them,
not melodic death, or whatever the fuck your going to call them, but nu-metal.
They sound more pop than blink-182. Fuck In Flames in their
Bloody Anal cunts!

Why the fuck are you so goddamn pissy all the fuckin time?
You bitch so much about the threads I post, and shit I say, I'm surprized you
haven't lectured me about christianity and god like everyone else.
Your probably another one of those perfect good looking girls/guys (I don't
know what your gender is) out to decide who is wrong and who is right,
I don't give a Fuck what's wrong and what's right!

Your Friend,
-Cavan (Filthygod)

...*Fine Opeth is Swedish Melodic Death Metal, and while we're at it
Dimmu Borgir is Norwegian Spiritual Black Metal,
Dark Throne is Norwegian Holocaustic Black Metal,
Cradle of Filth is Gothic Vampyric Black Metal,
Bal-Sagoth is Barbaric Black Metal,
Children of Bodom is Melodic Death,
that was hard, and it made a big fuckin difference in everyone's lives.
*Sarcasm*

Your Dearest Friend
-Cavan

I haven't done a goddamn thing to you, why do you keep argueing
with me. Those threads I posted were a fuckin joke, I haven't even
done that lately, because other people were getting pissed off by
it, so I stopped. Your acting just like everyone else in this fucked up
world, you start hating the person before you even know them.

And Quit telling me what Opeth is and isn't, I'll form whatever opinion
I want. Why is everyone so up-tight about calling bands by very-very
specific genres, If I really wanted to I could go just as specific. The way
that I catagorize bands is by 5 main catagories- Death, Black, Gothic,
Power, and Doom.

-Cavan



Damn, he must have something huge shoved up his ass......
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Old 2003-03-23, 13:23
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this is well done:
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hahaha, nice one!, and why the hell are you in a german forum doctor?
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Old 2003-03-23, 13:48
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hey hey, that's not a nazi forum, it's dutch! j/k

GP, that guy seems to have a problem with you.
 
Old 2003-03-23, 14:29
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hey hey, that's not a nazi forum, it's dutch! j/k

GP, that guy seems to have a problem with you.


You fucking cheesehead.
 
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I don't even like cheese

lets drink a german pint and make up
 
Old 2003-03-23, 15:23
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GP, that guy seems to have a problem with you.


Maybe he secretly lusts after me.
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I don't even like cheese

lets drink a german pint and make up


There are milions of Dutchmen out there and in this forum is the only Dutch who doesn't like pot and the only Dutch who doesn't like cheese.
Let's see what imagination of Dutchmen, people all over the world have, "the Doctor" won't fullfill. (Does anybody understand this sentence? )
Doesn't he like french fries, frikandel, flowers, ...?


 
Old 2003-03-23, 18:18
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yeah, and which of the 10 look-alikes is it? saddam has goddamn stunt doubles.


yeah i had a funny thought the other day, what if there were like 10 saddams walking around? it'd be like that episode of simpsons where Ned Flanders dreams about shooting Homer from a tower. "There's saddam, there's saddam" and so on.
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Old 2003-03-23, 20:37
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Maybe he secretly lusts after me.


maybe it's not a he....
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Old 2003-03-23, 21:14
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yeah i had a funny thought the other day, what if there were like 10 saddams walking around? it'd be like that episode of simpsons where Ned Flanders dreams about shooting Homer from a tower. "There's saddam, there's saddam" and so on.


Hahaha, yeah exactly like that

I just saw the bastard on tv again, well maybe it wasn't even him.

I hope they hang him from the highest tree.
 
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maybe it's not a he....


ooooh!

*Cue sexy saxophone music*

...... it was a dark night, I had a hard days work.....

...I went to my metal forum just to relax, when suddenly I get a PM.....

... the screen name said FilthyGod, but despite that, I sensed passion...

...Finally, she told me her name.... Tarja...... Tarja Turnunen............

..... She said she wanted to meet me.... I agreed......

... When she found out my address, she burst with, joy, she was in the area.......

.. She said she could be there in an hour......

..... So I lit some candle, and poured some whine.. my heart raced.....

.........Then she arrived................

..... Once we came face to face, passion took over.........

..... We embraced quickly, and before we knew it, are naked bodies were rolling around in the bed......... hot........sticky.........

...... As I plunged deeper inside her, she began screaming at operatic highs not yet known to man..........

....... The came the passionate cries in Finnish.................

.......... afterwards we lay, panting like two dogs who had been in a brutal fight.......

..... the wine was not drunk that night, but we had tasted each other enough.......

*suddenly, I snap back to reality*

At least thats what I hope happens
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Old 2003-03-24, 00:22
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Slayme, I just saw Dreamcatcher last night and I have to see it was really good. But I have never read the book so I can't really compare it. But I didn't think it sucked. Anyone else seen it yet?
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It's all a matter of opinion, Darko. I thought it was stretched way to thin, tried to cover too much ground.
 
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Slayme, your old sig is back. How long has it been like that?
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Old 2003-03-24, 00:31
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dreamcatcher.. i seen that lastnight, and i couldnt stop laughing!!


"jonesy call 1-800 henry"....... picks up a gun as if its a telephone... "hello, jonesy i knew it was you!!"

and why the fuck did the.. "XXXXX" have a fucking british accent!! hahahaha


(XXXXX, so i dont spoil anything for anyone)


i recommend you all see this movie... 10 for originality.... 10 for comedy... 10 for the what the fuck is going on factor.. and 10 for the guy bring a helicopter down with a handgun...

which reminds me.. why was there a tracking device in a gun John Wayne gave him....
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Old 2003-03-24, 00:35
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Slayme, your old sig is back. How long has it been like that?


It's not exactly the original, just an updated list of cunts around here. I did it earlier today.
 
Old 2003-03-24, 01:12
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Old 2003-03-24, 01:19
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He's gotta work his way back in. I still hate the fucker, but there's some other people with higher priority.
 
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Yeah, fuck Kramer. pfft.... Kreator better than Zack Attack?!?!?!?! No way.


God, I love cereal. I think I eat at least 3 bowls a day.

Personal favs:

Fruity Pebbles
Scooby Doo
All Cheerios
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Blueberry Morning

for some reason, I really don't like chocolate cereal at all........
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Old 2003-03-24, 02:47
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Life. That cereal owns.
 
Old 2003-03-24, 03:05
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Cinnamon Life rules, and so does regular Life topped with some honey...

I hate those new cereals that come with those shitty strawberries and blueberries in them. They try to appeal to people who like to put chopped fruit in their cereal, but those berries taste so disgusting.
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Old 2003-03-24, 03:08
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Fruity Pebbles has always been my long lasting champion of favorite cereals.

However, Cocoa and Cinnamon Pebbles suck.
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Old 2003-03-24, 03:25
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I like Scooby Doo better than Lucky Charms. Scooby Doo is basically just Lucky Charms execpt the puffed wheat has cinnamon on it.
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i myself am a fan of Vector with some soy milk, that and golden grahams... and Pooridge!
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jezus, did anyone see that guy at the oscar awards? that guy was shouting about how bush should be ashamed.

just wait untill somebody flies a passenger liner into his villa
 
Old 2003-03-24, 16:36
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back to those berries in the cereal, those berries are sour and nasty. i do like that cranberry almond crunch by Post, though
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Old 2003-03-24, 21:01
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jezus, did anyone see that guy at the oscar awards? that guy was shouting about how bush should be ashamed.

just wait untill somebody flies a passenger liner into his villa



Micheal Moore??

he is awesome....
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Micheal Moore??

he is awesome....


yeah, have you seen his tv show? its hilarious!!
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Michael Moore goes apeshit at Oscars. I love public outrage, and the wet-necked preening Hollywood faggots who can't handle it.

My view closely paralleling this:

PIGDOG RULES!
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What the hell? Michael Moore is 100% Hollywood. He makes biased and slanted(and still entertaining) documentaries and is no better than any conservative cunt.
 
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gee, Slayme_returns I see you have mentioned my name on your signature....
Impressive...LOL!
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There's no hyphen in my name you twat. I spelled your name correctly, the least you can do the same for me.
 
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sorry bro...I'll fix that
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Lets have lunch some day Slayme.....
Lol just kidding
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What the hell? Michael Moore is 100% Hollywood. He makes biased and slanted(and still entertaining) documentaries and is no better than any conservative cunt.


He, like everyone, is:

a) an agenda pirate
b) A CUNT

BECAUSE EVERYONE'S A CUNT!

However, most people don't get to have railing disturbing jabby gesture rants though.
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