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Old 2003-03-06, 14:34
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Worst BM band EVER

Check out the fucking ridiculous band photos.

This is stupendously bad.

http://nietos.tokem.fi/~mhihnala/band/#
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Old 2003-03-06, 14:41
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the corpse paint indeed sucks,
i always heted and i always will hate CoF, i don't have a good reason, i just hate them
 
Old 2003-03-06, 15:05
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LOL.....they're brutal ...i bet their nips are cold and hard
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Old 2003-03-06, 20:18
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Hmmm talk about being cheesy
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Old 2003-03-06, 20:41
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I don't like corpse paint.

these guys suck the big one.
 
Old 2003-03-06, 20:42
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Hey F_B_S, I like corpsepaint and so do a lot of others so stop whining about it!
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Old 2003-03-06, 20:45
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First of all, he didn't mention corpse paint, he was just saying the pictures were queer, and look at them, they ARE queer. Anyone proud of posing like that must be void of masculinity.
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Old 2003-03-06, 20:45
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that was The Doc dude...Their lyrics are seriously stupid...they have nothing to do with black metal and they had the nerve to call themselves True
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Old 2003-03-06, 21:49
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Hey F_B_S, I like corpsepaint and so do a lot of others so stop whining about it!


I didn't say anything about corpsepaint.

I was in fact referring to the extreme degree of OVERALL SHITNESS that those unholy chicken fondlers possess. Cheese factor 10.
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

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Old 2003-03-06, 22:14
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F_B_S may not have said...but I will, CORPSEPAINT IS FOR FUCKING DOUCHE BAG BANDS. I dig some black metal that does that shit (Immortal) and I also dig ones that don't (Anaal Nathrakh) and wearing corpse paint instantly means you're trying too hard to portray an image, end of story. I'm sure the ability to be cold with nipples that could cut diamonds and wear make up is amazing to some people, but where I come from that's a desperate cry for help because daddy didn't hug them enough.

Cheers,
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Old 2003-03-06, 22:27
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Also "El Pollo Diablo" translates to "The Chicken Devil" in spanish. Lol I actually think it could be a joke band.
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Old 2003-03-06, 22:32
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Corpse Paint is cheesy and gay
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Old 2003-03-06, 22:51
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hahahaha those fuckers ... and what the fuck is that name?!! lol fucking shit ... well I must say their corpse paint is fucking stupid ... but I like it in other bands ... it depends, I don't like all.
 
Old 2003-03-06, 23:22
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Also "El Pollo Diablo" translates to "The Chicken Devil" in spanish. Lol I actually think it could be a joke band.


Hence, "chicken fondlers".
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far_beyond_sane - contributing to the moral decay of your children since 1982

"It was some kind of evolutionary glitch, she figured; no different than the other unreasonable side effects of consciousness and emotion, like religion and rap music."
 
Old 2003-03-07, 00:35
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I skimmed the posts and didn't absorb it, sorry.
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Old 2003-03-07, 01:52
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they ruin the good name of black metal and corpse paint
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Old 2003-03-07, 04:50
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What the hell place is Lapland?!?!?
do they do free lap dances??

the bald guy actually looks the best...only because in the picture
they're about to cut his neck..hehehe

they need to loose weight and gain some meat in their bodies, they're
so gay looking.
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Old 2003-03-07, 06:16
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immortal is the only corpse painted band i like, and ofcourse KISS, but that's not exactly black metal
 
Old 2003-03-07, 11:38
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they're gay they know it & they're trying to hide their shame behind facial paintings
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Old 2003-03-08, 20:01
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What the hell place is Lapland?!?!?


I did a report once on Finland and as far as I'm concerned Lapland is near Finland. Helpful isn't it?
 
Old 2003-03-09, 10:01
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F_B_S may not have said...but I will, CORPSEPAINT IS FOR FUCKING DOUCHE BAG BANDS. I dig some black metal that does that shit (Immortal) and I also dig ones that don't (Anaal Nathrakh) and wearing corpse paint instantly means you're trying too hard to portray an image, end of story.


says someone whose favorite band is Pig-Destroyer....
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Old 2003-03-09, 12:18
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hmm..different to say the least
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Old 2003-03-09, 15:43
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I did a report once on Finland and as far as I'm concerned Lapland is near Finland. Helpful isn't it?


Isn't Lapland the home of Satan and all his elves?
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Old 2003-03-09, 16:17
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what does liking Pig Destroyer have to do with hating corpse paint? THEY DON'T USE IT, WHAT IS YOUR POINT? oh wait that's right, you didn't have one.

Cheers,
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Old 2003-03-09, 16:46
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Isn't Lapland the home of Satan and all his elves?


i thought lapland was the viking name for iceland
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Old 2003-03-09, 18:07
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He was saying that he doesnt like Pig Destroyer, so automatically the opinion of anyone who does like them is to be discredited. But he's missing the big picture.

This thread has nothing to do with corpse paint. Everyone shut up about it and make fun of El Pollo Diablo or just stay the fuck out. Any bickering over corpse paint from now on will be deleted.
 
Old 2003-03-12, 17:08
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Worst?

Hegemon sucks. They base on riffs built of three sounds huh

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