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Old 2003-03-03, 22:57
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RTT #17 this is my thread dammit

i dunno how much time there usually is between 2 rtt's, a it doesn't matter

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Old 2003-03-03, 23:01
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-03-03, 23:03
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hehe, i'm bored, please say something usefull
 
Old 2003-03-03, 23:39
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well uh hmm lets see i lost power last night i think some lightning hit somehting cause my town lost it and the town next to us did (which is where my freind lives) and he said right before it went out he saw some blue falshes in the sky so that was my axcitment for that i felt like i was back in the 40's or somethign playing guitar by candle light and listnign to law and order from the radio so how was everyone elses weekend ??
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Old 2003-03-04, 01:34
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Old 2003-03-04, 02:17
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well, i have been all the fucking day on paperwork for the university, WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT, and just when you are going home you realise that there´s a paper missing, MIERDA (i scream), but now i´m in home, its like 0:20 in the morning so i´m going to rest, see you
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Old 2003-03-04, 02:20
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wow, the first rtt not started by a mod
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Old 2003-03-04, 03:03
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I could always delete it and start another
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2003-03-04, 03:29
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Just rename this one to RTT #17: Weijia Smokes Cock
 
Old 2003-03-04, 03:39
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2003-03-04, 06:11
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It's in the Edit Thread function... dicksnot.
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Old 2003-03-04, 06:37
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of all people wally
 
Old 2003-03-04, 09:11
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lol, shut up doctor, the only thing you do all day is wank, at least wally has some purpose to live for in life.




fucking utrecht, fucking trains, fucking busses, I hate public transportation!$"!^£!4
 
Old 2003-03-04, 09:44
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Gyah, me too... theyre all full of stinking people and if youre really lucky, some really fat old lady pumped with smelly parfyme sits next to you... It really sucks...
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Old 2003-03-04, 13:44
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Old 2003-03-04, 13:48
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Gyah, me too... theyre all full of stinking people and if youre really lucky, some really fat old lady pumped with smelly parfyme sits next to you... It really sucks...


jezus christ dude, that's even worse then over here

we just get delays

but we do have loads of students in the trains, lots of female one's
 
Old 2003-03-04, 15:21
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now who's the wanker here
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:24
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best RTT name yet!
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Old 2003-03-04, 17:26
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yeah, my thread hehe, but not my name
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:33
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ahh right whos the funny one who changed the name then?
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Old 2003-03-04, 17:35
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now who's the wanker here


you are


Dude, I'm an adult, I can legally fuck chicks
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:36
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Def!!! y arent u on msn man?! morning will come rule!!

i need more mp3's!!
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Old 2003-03-04, 17:37
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lol, shut up doctor, the only thing you do all day is wank, at least wally has some purpose to live for in life.



I do?

SWEET!
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Old 2003-03-04, 17:37
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goddammit, don't start that subject, MARK FOGGO RULES
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:38
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who the hell is mark foggo?
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Old 2003-03-04, 17:39
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something between def and me, a SKA guy, pretty lazy
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:42
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great! hey wal's finally found out how to change the topic titles!
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Old 2003-03-04, 17:43
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i can do that better
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:43
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yeh thats me...hard to reach places!!
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Old 2003-03-04, 17:44
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hmm, i just found out i cant do it
damn
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:45
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Because me and Escherhead have edited it, and you're our bitch, so you can't override our tyranny.

BWAHAHAHAHHA!
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2003-03-04, 17:46
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escherhead?!
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Old 2003-03-04, 17:46
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dammit, can you change my status into bitch?
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:48
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see wally, you did it, look man!!

and tatter3d, I'm not going on msn, it's fucking busy and my list is getting to big, but I'll block some shites and I'll be on tomorrow


Mark Foggo sucks fucking ass

it's a ska motherfucker from england or something and he's a cheezy bastard who acts like a clown on stage.
he came to the place I work to perform, a club kinda thingy, he wanted a pizza with boerenkool, a dutch meal, but its rouchy. and he wanted that on his pizza.
crazy bastard.

when he got on stage and acted like a clown I really wanted to punch him in the face

I FUCKING HATE CLOWNS!!!!!
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:51
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www.ihateclowns.com for your kind of people
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:55
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dammit, can you change my status into bitch?


lol, I think we all know you're the bitch here.

thanks for the link, hehe.





fucking A, I just saw something on tv, some bitch in italy won millions of euro's, she looked like a damn tramp, haha, one that makes her money on the streets!

and now she's a millionaire!
 
Old 2003-03-04, 17:56
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Old 2003-03-04, 17:58
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i'm the bitch here
btw you should be honoured to have a thread named after you
 
Old 2003-03-04, 18:00
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According to the thread title, tatter3d is your bitch. Congratulations weijia, sorry tatter3d

Doc, I can't change your status, but like was previously mentioned, it's just common law, that we all just know and understand.


Oh yeah, tatter3d, ask f_b_s about the Escherhead thing
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2003-03-04, 18:00
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no, no, weijia, you're just the universally disliked fuckhead around here!
 
Old 2003-03-04, 18:00
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No he shouldn't. Don't encourage him.
 
Old 2003-03-04, 18:01
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i dopnt even fucking know why he is
 
Old 2003-03-04, 18:02
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Old 2003-03-04, 18:03
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clown pong ,
this thread is becoming a chat box
 
Old 2003-03-04, 18:03
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Old 2003-03-04, 18:05
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Old 2003-03-04, 18:05
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No he shouldn't. Don't encourage him.


ah c'mon tell us about the escherhead thingy


this thread annoys the shit out of me, I'm going to play some more bass, bya
 
Old 2003-03-04, 18:05
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Old 2003-03-04, 18:06
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chat box


Well Holy Dog Shit I better close it!

:smilie giving finger:

That's what this thread is supposed to be, Doc.

No, you have to ask far_beyond_sane about the Escherhead thing, it goes way back to the atmetal days
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2003-03-04, 18:07
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good for you! i wud do that but i got a thumping headache, its like some little guy is in my head with a chizzle scraping away at my temple and tapping it at the same time!! argh!!!!!
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Old 2003-03-04, 18:10
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hehe, better recover before playing more huh.

ohyeah, I tabbed out a kickass bass-song, with a lot of techniques in it, thumb, 4 finger fretting, solo and shit.

I can post it in the bass forum as a lesson, the tab needs a walkthru because it's impossible to play without, it's not metal though, it's stevie wonder's -> master blaster (jammin')
yeah, it sounds gay, but hear that song, the basslines are fucking amazing.

anyways, I'm out, see ya tomorrow :P
 
Old 2003-03-04, 18:10
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Old 2003-03-04, 18:12
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hehe, better recover before playing more huh.

ohyeah, I tabbed out a kickass bass-song, with a lot of techniques in it, thumb, 4 finger fretting, solo and shit.

I can post it in the bass forum as a lesson, , the basslines are fucking amazing.

anyways, I'm out, see ya tomorrow :P


c'ya def, and yeah post it all up lesson tab mp3 it will be cool!
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Old 2003-03-04, 20:50
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you guys don't wanna know what for a stupid thing just happened to me









































































a you do?




































well i always suck at ends of penns, but this time it starded to leak, fuck i feel like i just blew a negro man
 
Old 2003-03-04, 21:38
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Old 2003-03-04, 22:02
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Escher put out some wierd shit, man...
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Old 2003-03-04, 22:02
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That Dave Asstaine (Ass, ha ha) guy is so sad I laughed out loud. Right when I saw Cuntallica, I knew what to expect. Cock hugger was a funny insult.....
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Old 2003-03-04, 22:38
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Old 2003-03-04, 22:46
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a you do?




well i always suck at ends of penns, but this time it starded to leak, fuck i feel like i just blew a negro man



i thought you were some 14 year old kid
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Old 2003-03-04, 22:55
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i was just looking through some of the doctors porn, and geez dude, you're pretty fucking desperate eh? theres all this gross rank stuff!
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Fuck MC Escher and fuck all of you as well.

There's your answer.


You sound angry
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2003-03-05, 02:06
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You cock hugger!!!

I can't believe I have never heard that insult before until now. I'm still laughing about it..........
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Old 2003-03-05, 02:18
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hehe mc escher....havent heard sane go off about him in quite a while..
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Old 2003-03-05, 03:27
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jezus christ dude, that's even worse then over here

we just get delays

but we do have loads of students in the trains, lots of female one's


ARGH! Lucky bastard...
The cool thing is here is that My friend dad drives bus and every time I travel with that bus I dont have to pay! Otherwise it costs fuckin 7 euros! Its cool!

ARGH... Subways are the worst... Always some fucking drunken people and some fuckin bastards that come to babble bout Jesus and some fucking christian stuff... And then theres some latinos(no offence to anyone) that jump in from a stop, play a shitty song, beg for money and jump away on the next stop... That pisses me off...
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Old 2003-03-05, 07:59
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haha, I'm one of those drunken bastards that's allways hanging around in the train.

well I have to travel to school for 40 minutes, so hehe we have a cafe at school, which is also CHEAP!


anyways, I'm a student, we get an OV-card, that's a card to travel with the public transport for free on the weekdays, else I couldn't even get to school, so that's neat, if I have a day off, I just take the train to Amsterdam


we've got beggars and crappy musicians at the trainstations here too, haha, just laugh at them or don't even look at them, they suck the big one, if they ask your for money, walk away. If they annoy you, beat out their last few teeth


I'm glad we don't have subways here
 
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Yeah... i do always laugh at them... Last time I was in the city some fucking stupid sonofabitch came to priech me bout fucking god and stuff... That suks... I dont know what it is but all the fucking Jesus freaks always find me...

And those damn Hare Krishnas... Always selling some crappy books... Ive tried few times to turn them into christians but wuth bad results... Theyre too fanatical...

Of course one nice thing to do is say "Sorry, I dont speak that language" with as many languages as you can... Just change the language whenever they try to speak you in English or Swedish or smth else... They get friggin confused and thats funny...
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fist they always begged for a guilden and now they al suddenly changed in to 1 euro
 
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That doesn't matter, they ain't getting shit from me, cocksuckers should get jobs.

those Hare Krishna's are weird man, they try to sell you books here too!


I allways act like an American, and say sorry I don't understand you and walk on, most bums don't have education. And, people allways think I'm an American, god knows why???
 
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That doesn't matter, they ain't getting shit from me, cocksuckers should get jobs.

those Hare Krishna's are weird man, they try to sell you books here too!


I allways act like an American, and say sorry I don't understand you and walk on, most bums don't have education. And, people allways think I'm an American, god knows why???


I sold one of my old schoolbooks for 2euros for them! It was very generous Krishna!
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Old 2003-03-05, 17:36
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haha, this thread is getting educational, now that is good porn, learn from it doctor!



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i thought it was two plastiscene people hugging

and thats skank porn, there all orange.



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it's too large, and i'm too impatient.
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Ozzy should seriously just lay down and die already. I would like this song a whole lot more if he wasn't on it, he sounds like he's doin some twisted impression of Zakk.
 
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Yeah, hes always so strung-out on pain killers he never has any idea whats going on. Im surprised he can remeber lyrics.
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What's funny is that early on in BLS Zakk sounded like he was trying to do Ozzy, but now it sounds reversed. Fuckin hi-larious.
 
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Yeah. Its funny... I bet no one will ever sound anything like Ozzman...

jesusChrist Im tired... Early awakenings suck... Though I try to sleep as long as I can and then I have like 5-10 minutes to do everything and get to the taxi... Aaaargh... Im gonna be a fucking zombie if I keep going like this...
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dude tell me about it, had to take the 7;30 train this morning.

school blows
 
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Yeah... My taxi leaves smth like 7:40 and most days i wake at 7:30 or 7:25...

Gosh... Im so tired... A minute ago our fucking headmaster was shouting for me about my studying and shit... AAAARGH!!!

Im gonna kill that sonofabitch... Im gonna kill all my teachers...
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dude, get over here and help me with my teachers and I'll do the same


I have to work with my projectgroup for 3 hours now

fucking school BURN IT DOWN!
 
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If youll pay for my planeticket. Ill take an empty suitcase with me and you can hide in it when we get back. Then we only have to pay for one ticket!

Argh... I should get a fucking job for summer cos I need fucking cash!
Jesus, I think Ican feel my brain melting...
*Drools* Brains*

Shit! Im a zombie!!!
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hah, well, my brain isn't melting here, its way too cold for that.

getting a job is good, I know, you get money and shit, but the problem is, before I get the money....
it's allready gone
 
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I can save my money, but when I start planning how should I spend them, I notice that Ive bought a brand new guitar... I have five of them already and I still want more and more...!!!

Money sucks...
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Yeah, money sucks, and it smells too.

that's why I spend it so easily

it's only nice to have to buy heaps of shit, but generally speaking, money does suck, I need more of it since the cd prices are at an all time high here.
 
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the cd prices suck at this moment, thats why i buy elpees (yes, the large black things)

but anyway, here in the south there's this thing called............HOLIDAY!!!!! heheh the entire week long, it's amusing to here you talk about school when i'm of
 
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I have a lot of money problems dammit, as soon as i get like a tenner its gone in the next 5-8 hours, its weird..
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i just had a senior recital in orchestra tonight.
i played two solos.
everyone says i looked like a mobster because i
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i brought down the house!

oh, by the way, if you didn't know, i'm in the orchestra and i play
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Im only in highschool and I can't imagine it bieng any worse, I just had 4 hours of mind boggeling homework!! School is so redundant.....
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i rarely do homework, and i'm the teachers' pet.




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