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Old 2003-02-11, 21:02
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i don't like sublime at all.
i want to kill the dicks who put together the
boyband slipknot, fuck, they never even liked
each other anyways.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-02-11, 23:11
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I play guitar.....do i qualify??

I'd go for a little suicide, or possibly homicide if wally is feeling trigger happy right about now.
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Old 2003-02-12, 01:07
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i don't like sublime at all.
i want to kill the dicks who put together the
boyband slipknot, fuck, they never even liked
each other anyways.

uh.... slipknot's a boyband? i own the affordable version of mick thompson's signature warlock. i remember back in the day when i used to listen to slipknot.... where the fuck did that cd go? there old shit was fairly decent but i never got into their new shit.and i rermembered earlier in this thread people talked of marilyn manson. i dunno. i still like him. i still like his music.
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Old 2003-02-12, 01:26
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I play guitar.....do i qualify??

I'd go for a little suicide, or possibly homicide if wally is feeling trigger happy right about now.


I'm always here for a friend.


I don't like Sublime either, except that song Waiting for My Ruca or something like that.
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Old 2003-02-12, 02:21
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uh.... slipknot's a boyband


i think...someone told me so and i guess i believed them.
this dude told me that it was just something the label put together.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-02-12, 05:24
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Almost everyone in Fort Wayne, Indiana. We have no local music scene. There have been a couple of good local bands throuought the years who have since withered and died out to the best of my knowledge. We mostly have a bunch of nu-metal wannabees that walk around with their heads so far up there asses that they can lick their kidneys. They think theyr'e gods because they have a bunch of 16 year old radio generation kids following them around like they're fucking N'Sync or something.

If any of you nu-metal cocksuckers from Fort Wayne ever read this FUCK YOU! I want to piss on your rotting corpse.
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Old 2003-02-12, 09:26
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If any of you nu-metal cocksuckers from Fort Wayne ever read this FUCK YOU! I want to piss on your rotting corpse.


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yeah, me too, i'd have to piss a long way though.


aw, they didn't call me firehose in high school for nothing
 
Old 2003-02-12, 19:50
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I'm always here for a friend.


I don't like Sublime either, except that song Waiting for My Ruca or something like that.



heheh, waiting for my ruca is the "gangster" song with the heavy bass line. me and my "homies" "roll through the hood" blasting the song....one day someone shot the car. it was all funny though.



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Old 2003-02-12, 20:24
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Old 2003-02-12, 20:49
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-02-12, 22:58
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hey,
sublime are pretty cool
i like "what i got"
and of course
"i smoke 2 joints in the mornin' i smoke 2 joints at night, i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more."


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Old 2003-02-12, 23:05
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i think...someone told me so and i guess i believed them.
this dude told me that it was just something the label put together.


Slipknot is made up if not all then most of the members of a band called Anal Blast. They said they did it as a joke and that there only doing it for money.
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Old 2003-02-12, 23:05
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I WOULD SKIN HIM WITH A BUTTER KNIFE AND IRON HIS SKIN BACK IN PLACE THEN DROWN HIM IN A POOL OF IODINE.



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that'd be pretty hard dude, i assume skin is pretty stretchy.
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Old 2003-02-13, 00:47
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uh.... slipknot's a boyband? i own the affordable version of mick thompson's signature warlock. i remember back in the day when i used to listen to slipknot.... where the fuck did that cd go? there old shit was fairly decent but i never got into their new shit.and i rermembered earlier in this thread people talked of marilyn manson. i dunno. i still like him. i still like his music.


I think it's time to invest in a new axe...
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Old 2003-02-13, 01:18
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uh.... slipknot's a boyband? i own the affordable version of mick thompson's signature warlock. i remember back in the day when i used to listen to slipknot.... where the fuck did that cd go? there old shit was fairly decent but i never got into their new shit.and i rermembered earlier in this thread people talked of marilyn manson. i dunno. i still like him. i still like his music.



oh we talk about nu-metal now as well, but just about how much it fucking sucks!
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Old 2003-02-13, 17:09
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Yeah i agree slipknots old stuff (MFKR mate feed kill repeat album) when they had there first vocalist anders, that stuff was amazing, guitar solos and shit...and theyve completely changed since they hit iowa. and the selftitled album isnt bad - but the drummings good on it tho.
 
Old 2003-02-13, 17:27
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Yeah i agree slipknots ..... amazing,



what?

slipknot and amazing in one sentence?
 
Old 2003-02-13, 17:44
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....I don't know, but alot of Mayhem fans want Varg dead!
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Old 2003-02-13, 19:00
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If were talking metal, then I would love to see Metallica die, R.I.P. Cliff but the rest of the band just needs to be destroyed. As far as anyone I would love to see J-Lo, or the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC obliterated. Also anyone who creates that Emo shit that I've been hearing about.
 
Old 2003-02-13, 19:28
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if all these "musicians" and musicians actually did die. Theres a good chance 1 or 2 or 3 would be known as a "legend" like kurt. Then we would have to put up with the same old shit for years to come. Would we really want that? or can we wait for these fuckers to die out on their own?
 
Old 2003-02-13, 19:38
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Just remember all of these musicians we want to die. One day they will.
 
Old 2003-02-13, 19:39
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eitherway we'll hear this shit like "they are legends, they always were" its just everyone hated them before they did. like aaliyah, barely anyone liked her, she dies, her singles and cds hit #1 in a second.

death = sales
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Old 2003-02-13, 23:51
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in that case, then we shouldn't kill them, it would make them a martyr.
we should torture them instead.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-02-14, 02:01
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eitherway we'll hear this shit like "they are legends, they always were" its just everyone hated them before they did. like aaliyah, barely anyone liked her, she dies, her singles and cds hit #1 in a second.

death = sales


dont forget tupac, hes releasing cd's while he's lying in his grave
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Old 2003-02-14, 02:12
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Cut their hands off and shatter their jaws with a baseball bat. If done right, they should live through it, and at the same time they'll probably wish they wouldn't.
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Old 2003-02-14, 08:24
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kill threshold, kirk hampster should die and chris cornell, all these people r parthetic musicians
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Old 2003-02-14, 09:04
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and fucking Nirvana


I forgot all about that fucker, but since's he's allready dead...

I hope he's in the dungeons of hell beeing butfucked by a couple of demon guards.
 
Old 2003-02-14, 13:15
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Old 2003-02-14, 17:29
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Old 2003-02-14, 17:38
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dont forget tupac, hes releasing cd's while he's lying in his grave


Tupac is really living in the bahamas, no joke, hes not dead. Theres no POSSIBLE way a person could have that many unreleased songs to have a new CD every year with 2 years have double discs. He had a cd where he changed his nam to marveli or something, which was a old myth about a man who faked his death. And a friend brought in the tupac album and played a part at the end where he says "expect me to come back"
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Old 2003-02-14, 17:59
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will you buttfuck me when i say i do NOT believe you?
 
Old 2003-02-14, 18:29
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he'll buttfuck you anyways. tupac is dead, and i dont even listen to rap
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Old 2003-02-14, 18:30
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eh, choose to believe what you wish, i sure believe this over that mayhem story.
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Old 2003-02-14, 18:40
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what are your sources, i still don't fucking believe it
 
Old 2003-02-14, 19:04
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Old 2003-02-14, 19:17
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eh, choose to believe what you wish, i sure believe this over that mayhem story.


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Old 2003-02-14, 19:19
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i'd like to also add tony fucking blair. he plays guitar
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he does?

haha yeah, but clinton plays sax
 
Old 2003-02-14, 19:44
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i'd like to also add tony fucking blair. he plays guitar


i beg your pardon? That must sound shitty
 
Old 2003-02-14, 19:59
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haha yeah, but clinton plays sax


i bet he sucked too.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-02-14, 20:07
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probably, or else he was sucking monica's titties

I only saw clinton play sax once, but it kicked ass LOL
 
Old 2003-02-14, 20:59
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Yeah I just seen this cockhead on T.V. called Manu Lines, he was a piano player. He was a fuckhead, he needs to ceace living.
 
Old 2003-02-15, 13:34
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hm with such a name he should really deserve to die slowly.

Manu Lines, what the fuck is that?
 
Old 2003-02-15, 13:49
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celine dion should burnnnnnnnnn in hell to. Crazy arrogant cunt
 
Old 2003-02-15, 16:10
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Tina Turner also has to die.....
Her voice is just awful!
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Old 2003-02-15, 21:15
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sorry man cant. i love my axe too much. i recently put on a new set of strings that range from 10's to 59 and they rock.
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Old 2003-02-15, 21:19
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Old 2003-02-15, 22:18
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you're talking about 'trendy' people
 
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trendy, like fucking Idols (pop idol, american idols whatever)
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Old 2003-02-16, 05:59
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that manu lines lad goes off, all black metal rubbish bands should die , pathetic bands who cant play, sing, perform all rubbish now i am all fired talkin bout trashy music
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that manu lines lad goes off, all black metal rubbish bands should die , pathetic bands who cant play, sing, perform all rubbish now i am all fired talkin bout trashy music


hey thats not cool.....
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

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Old 2003-02-20, 17:30
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Does anyone know this Russian idiot, Vitas? the guy 'sings' in a female voice. He was in my country a couple weeks ago, and i had to keep dashing from one city to another to avoid being in the same city with him. that guy says he comes from another planet, or that he has some fucking scales on his neck, and i mean, he says that himself, it's not his idiot fans' stories!
would someone like to go to russia and kill him? cause i'm going to russia way too often, i need a break. otherwise i'd sure think of something NICE for the guy.
 
Old 2003-02-20, 18:28
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Does anyone know this Russian idiot, Vitas? the guy 'sings' in a female voice. He was in my country a couple weeks ago, and i had to keep dashing from one city to another to avoid being in the same city with him. that guy says he comes from another planet, or that he has some fucking scales on his neck, and i mean, he says that himself, it's not his idiot fans' stories!
would someone like to go to russia and kill him? cause i'm going to russia way too often, i need a break. otherwise i'd sure think of something NICE for the guy.


I live in Armenia! We're like really next to RUSSIA...
Give me some money and I'll do it!
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haha, the great armenian slayer at work huh?


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Did y ou say something offensive/stupid?


Yes, it was offensive.

I just edited this because obviously if it was deleted before, then it shouldn't be put up again.

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Old 2003-02-20, 21:06
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That'll do it.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2003-02-20, 21:35
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Old 2003-02-21, 00:10
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-02-21, 04:13
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FRED DURST! DIE!!

 
Old 2003-02-21, 04:39
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agreed.... um... how did this forum go from the 2nd page to the top of the 1st (after the stickies)????
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i like chicken
purple monkey dishwasher
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
avocadoes are green
porno
candy is sweet and rots ur teeth

A-B-C-D L-S-D. Gummy bears are coming for me. One is red and one is blue. One is in my fucking shoe. A-B-C-D L-S-D. Next time wont you trip with me?
 
Old 2003-02-21, 10:09
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this YPOTOwhatever does not mean 'motherfucker' in Russian. The Russian for 'motherfucker' is yob-tvayu-mat.
 
Old 2003-02-21, 13:19
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i know some chinese stuff,
sie fat kwei=gay
taai nennen= big titties
ham sap loo= oversexed teenager

have some more, but i don't feel like typing it now.
I'm pretty sure weija know more
 
Old 2003-02-21, 13:43
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i've never heard any of those before....

hun dan is bastard
tong xing lian is homo
and more
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Old 2003-02-21, 14:46
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this YPOTOwhatever does not mean 'motherfucker' in Russian. The Russian for 'motherfucker' is yob-tvayu-mat.


but when you pronounce it in English thats how it is!
Dumbass....I don't know how to write in Russian so I tried to put it in English pronounciation...And the fuck should I know, I'm Armenian (Yes, we do speak Russian too) not Russian....

yob-tvayu-mat = Yoptoyomach
I spelled it differently so people could learn it...
I don't think people can pronounce this yob-tvayu-mat
in Russian Dialect.........When type some shit like that think of the Americans and
all the other people who are not from the same country....

PI'DER'Az = Fag

ZzU'Kah = Bitch

Kah'ziol =Asshole
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Old 2003-02-21, 15:19
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yeah, the last three ones do look pretty much russian, but that yopto... was definately irrecognisible.
 
Old 2003-02-21, 17:23
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Stay on topic, this is supposed to be a thread about mutual hate for shitty musicians, not foreign slang. Get it right, god damn it!
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Old 2003-02-21, 17:45
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walpurgis you are such a ZzU'Kah

I just saw sum 41 on tv, can I add those to the musicians who need to die?

damn, those guys blow!
 
Old 2003-02-21, 17:48
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You know who I want to die? Almost every punk and annoying band like that...because it seems that if my friend doesn't listen to the band, then my g/f does, and it's a bitch, lol.
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Old 2003-02-21, 19:54
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hmmm...

i want o kill all the boy bands and punk bands...then i would kill osama bin laden and sudam hussain and then all the nu-metal bands and then myself.
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Old 2003-02-21, 20:09
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then i would kill osama bin laden and sudam hussain


NO ! dude osama is a an awesome musician !
 
Old 2003-02-21, 21:31
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hmmm...

i want o kill all the boy bands and punk bands...then i would kill osama bin laden and sudam hussain and then all the nu-metal bands and then myself.


why would you kill yourself after doing everyone a favor?
what, you don't like "nice"?


duke on!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-02-21, 22:49
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Let's get fucking serious!


I HOPE EVERY MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS PLANET DIES!!!!!!!!!!!
TOTAL FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!
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Old 2003-02-21, 23:50
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NO ! dude osama is a an awesome musician !


arabian black metal?!? sweet!
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Old 2003-02-22, 00:29
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arabian black metal.
now i've heard everything.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-02-22, 03:19
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arabian black metal.
now i've heard everything.


actually I've heard of a few arabic black metal bands ....can't remember the names tho...
 
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i'm surprised that they werent shot or anything. are they based in the middle east or is it just arabic people?
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Let's get fucking serious!


I HOPE EVERY MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS PLANET DIES!!!!!!!!!!!
TOTAL FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!


Start with yourself satanic dickhead
 
Old 2003-02-22, 10:22
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i'm surprised that they werent shot or anything. are they based in the middle east or is it just arabic people?


they are just arabic ...and I've also heard some BM band from Israel


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Start with yourself satanic dickhead



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Old 2003-02-22, 10:49
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Let's get one thing clear: I do not have any religion and i only believe the things that i see with my own eyes or are proved by science. I just can't stand this cunt who forgets to put capslock off and says everyone should die
 
Old 2003-02-22, 14:24
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Let's get fucking serious!


I HOPE EVERY MOTHERFUCKER ON THIS PLANET DIES!!!!!!!!!!!
TOTAL FUCKING DEATH!!!!!!


Liberate te ex Infernis!

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Old 2003-02-22, 16:38
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Let's get one thing clear: I do not have any religion and i only believe the things that i see with my own eyes or are proved by science. I just can't stand this cunt who forgets to put capslock off and says everyone should die


do you believe in air?
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i think air is proved by science
 
Old 2003-02-22, 18:38
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actually I've heard of a few arabic black metal bands ....can't remember the names tho...



rudra is an arabic bm band, if not arabic, middle eastern. not too bad if you ask me.





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I fucking love it when stupid cunts take for serious something
that is not!!
RELAX,GET A SENSE OF HUMOR KILL YOUR MOTHER AND RAPE YOUR DOG!!!
CAPSLOCK IN YOUR FACE!!!!
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Old 2003-02-23, 03:02
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i think air is proved by science


well how about space?
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I fucking love it when stupid cunts take for serious something
that is not!!
RELAX,GET A SENSE OF HUMOR KILL YOUR MOTHER AND RAPE YOUR DOG!!!
CAPSLOCK IN YOUR FACE!!!!



and who did you say should get a sense of humor here?
 
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i think you're the cunt who's taking stuff to serious now.














































If you're a musician i would like to see you die
 
Old 2003-02-23, 11:06
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Start with yourself satanic dickhead



Ohh that was supposed to be funny!!
Ok then!
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and who did you say should get a sense of humor here?

I was refering to Doctor.


Ok fuck it I tried to say something funny it didn't work.
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Old 2003-02-23, 12:41
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Old 2003-02-23, 12:47
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Indeed but you should also shut the fuck up!
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Old 2003-02-23, 15:28
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NO ! dude osama is a an awesome musician !


Nah..his new album is all popish and shit.
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Old 2003-02-23, 15:47
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yeah, but the artwork is cool though, a dead bush
 
Old 2003-02-23, 16:55
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i heard its called jihad-r-us
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Old 2003-02-23, 17:37
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Old 2003-02-24, 00:03
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well how about space?


what the hell is that supposed to mean?
space is a vacume cleaner.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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