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Old 2003-01-21, 19:44
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Cliche Brutal Dm Song

THIS SONG IS VERY CLICHE AND UNORIGINAL.......STILL, I FELT THE NEED TO POST IT. ENJOY.



CLITORAL DAMAGE

VAGINAL WALLS, SEVERELY HAMMERED WITH A FALICE! SECRETION FLOWS, BLOODY CUNT! RECTUM TORN, CARVED OUT FROM THE SIDE! THROUGH HER VAGINAL CAVITY I EXPLORE HER INSIDES! BUTCHERED LABIA, HOOD BEATEN RED! I INJECT MY SEMEN, FALLOPIAN CELLS ARE DEAD!CALICE ON ANUS, PERMANENTLY SWOLLEN GROIN! PERVERSE PLEASURES, ORGASMIC INTENT TO DESTROY!
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Old 2003-01-21, 21:33
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this has no offense to you, but this reminds me of something....

Why are so many brutal DM bands obsessed with sodomy? Hmmmmmm, a band of 4 or 5 guys, singing about ravaging assholes with various objects.............
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Old 2003-01-22, 00:40
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Re: Cliche Brutal Dm Song

VAGINAL WALLS, SEVERELY HAMMERED WITH A FALICE! SECRETION FLOWS, BLOODY CUNT! - alrighty now
RECTUM TORN, CARVED OUT FROM THE SIDE! - whoa, I thought you were talking about a vagina, now a rectum? You're pretty fast mister...
THROUGH HER VAGINAL CAVITY I EXPLORE HER INSIDES! - cliche you say, and I agree
BUTCHERED LABIA, HOOD BEATEN RED! I INJECT MY SEMEN, FALLOPIAN CELLS ARE DEAD! - must be some very powerful semen then - are you sure that you mean fallopian cells, and not ovum? Just wonderin'.
CALICE ON ANUS, PERMANENTLY SWOLLEN GROIN! PERVERSE PLEASURES, ORGASMIC INTENT TO DESTROY! - haha.


No need to put an "!" after single sentence, we get it that you are very excited. Enough already. Also I see that you took a health class.
 
Old 2003-01-22, 04:23
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"FALICE"? What's that?
 
Old 2003-01-22, 10:22
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this has no offense to you, but this reminds me of something....

Why are so many brutal DM bands obsessed with sodomy? Hmmmmmm, a band of 4 or 5 guys, singing about ravaging assholes with various objects.............





I AGREE. BUT WE HAVE A CHICK IN THE BAND
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Old 2003-01-22, 21:41
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"FALICE"? What's that?


most likely "MALICE", a typing error.
falice, i don't think is even a word.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-01-23, 04:08
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maybe he meant "phallus".......heh heh...................
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Old 2003-01-23, 05:26
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I think we need an extra forum dedicated to proper spelling and grammar.
 
Old 2003-01-23, 10:14
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maybe he meant "phallus".......heh heh...................




YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. SORRY FOR THE TYPO (STONER MOMENT)




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Old 2003-01-26, 23:36
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I think we need an extra forum dedicated to proper spelling and grammar.


Hahaha, best post i've read all day. You rule slayme!
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Old 2003-01-27, 02:20
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ya know, if you guys write your "songs" in microsoft word first, then
you might be able to catch these stupid mistakes.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-01-27, 18:51
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I WROTE IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME BUT WHEN I TYPED IT HERE I JUST GOT IT FROM MY HEAD. I KINDA JUST SUNG IT AND TYPED WHAT I REMEMBERED. THAT'S NOT EVEN THE WHOLE SONG THOUGH.
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Old 2003-01-27, 22:57
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Copy/Paste method also works.
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Through me you pass into the city of woe
Through me you pass into eternal pain
Through me among the people lost for ay
Justice the founder of my fabric moved
To rear me was the task of power divine
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure
All hope abandon, ye who enter here

Against the concert of the Immortals he cannot stand alone.
 
Old 2003-02-04, 02:58
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Copy/Paste method also works.


hail.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx

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