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RTT #156: CRIB DEEAAAATH!!
Most of you cunts aren't nearly thrash enough to get this one 
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First one to guess the band gets a big wet rimjob from Darko! And he gives great reach-arounds too!
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Cuntooooo
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Death to all but metal!
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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though there was a death metal band named broken hope that had a song called crib death too
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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But it makes for one excellent and exciting RTT title, nice job Steve 
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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Nope haven`t googled. And when you search for crib death guess what the first 10,000 pages will be about. I could even tell you that they got a song called "Seek and Destroy" and "Slayer". I really like thrash metal 
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we should party... I'm pretty sure it will be fun
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And lust 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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my buttons from my button swap arrived today (diff forum) & they are purdy!!  taking pics now & will post linky when they are up 
edit: clicky to my buttons received from the button swap i took part in
how is everyone today? i'm fuckin' dog tired but gonna do a bit of studying in a wee bit,
edit: off to do some studying now,
laters,
bunny xxx
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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"Bunny is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a clump of smegma" one of the other inmates describing me.
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These are sure really some nice..........buttons :-|
I think tomorrow I`m starting to collect guitars.
BTW: Anyone heard the new Slayer Song "Hate Worldwide"?
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Nope haven`t googled. And when you search for crib death guess what the first 10,000 pages will be about. I could even tell you that they got a song called "Seek and Destroy" and "Slayer". I really like thrash metal |
Wellll that makes two of us then
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being sober kind of sucks but I choose it anyway. I'm such a better person stoned or drunk.
and god damn, something about this college town just makes my balls sweaty and smelly. Just this town. im gonna have to shave this shit
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Fuck yeah tabbies.
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and god damn, something about this college town just makes my balls sweaty and smelly. Just this town. im gonna have to shave this shit
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How the hell can a town make your balls smellier?!?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I just bought some calcium, vitamin C, and olive oil in an attempt to lessen my muscle twitches everywhere on my body. 
I heard that mustard helps, too. I hope I'm not just dying.
Does anybody know if alcohol has a lot to do with muscle spasms? I drink a lot.
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I would respond appropriately to that post if it were about 2 months ago... but Bass... WHERE HAS U GONE YOU POST EVERY 5 DAYS.
I'm even friends with you on facebook 
we need your input... without a doubt?
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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what's your facebook?
hahah I found it man, you were the first Waylon I searched for
Time for us t get PERSONAL. 
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I`m thinking of signing up on facebook but I`m so shy 
I wasn´t drunk for......almost 1 1/2 months and haven`t drank any alcohol since that day.
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I would respond appropriately to that post if it were about 2 months ago... but Bass... WHERE HAS U GONE YOU POST EVERY 5 DAYS.
I'm even friends with you on facebook
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haha, I appreciate the gesture, but I've just found better things to occupy my time than MT.
I rarely even drink anymore..once a week max. I'm trying to cut down my weight a bit, and avoiding alcohol helps do that.
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I`m thinking of signing up on facebook but I`m so shy
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Never heard of anyone too shy for online social networking. o.0
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What would that be? |
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Still I luv you all more than my family
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There should be something like the MT gangbang or bukkake party...
I`ll print T-Shirts! Like "Wank `till you drop" lulz or "OMG TAKE YOUR PANTS ON YOU FUCK" ololololololol or "Noo it`s to big for mmmmmgnarglegnargle  " roflcopter
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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Death to all but metal!
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I was gonna say, on the "Volunteer to be a Mod" thread, before it was unjustifiably closed, hey mods in the musician forums! DO YOUR FUCKING JOBS! *cough* metalthrashingmadurhereeveryday *cough* That is why I volunteered... because I would actually do the shit.
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By the way, asking to be a mod/volunteering yourself voids you from ever getting the position 
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There should be something like the MT gangbang or bukkake party...
I`ll print T-Shirts! Like "Wank `till you drop" lulz or "OMG TAKE YOUR PANTS ON YOU FUCK" ololololololol or "Noo it`s to big for mmmmmgnarglegnargle " roflcopter |
Hahaha!
A MT circle jerk would be better. It would be the only circle jerk ever that had death metal as background music
Headbanging and wanking at the same time would take some practise.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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That thread was closed because we're not making you a mod and I was sick of talking about it. The situation will be put under control without us needing to make you a mod, and the fact that you kept asking after I'd assured people of that was enough to suggest I close the fucking thing. So it's closed, and any more discussion to that effect will be edited into something I find funny. Please note that I don't care if you also find it funny.
I don't know why you're complaining at MTM either. His forums seem to be fairly clean.
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Hahaha!
A MT circle jerk would be better. It would be the only circle jerk ever that had death metal as background music
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I am SO down for this.
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Awesome! I've already started working on my headbanging/wanking at the same time, which I have decided to call "bangking". Once I get this skill figured out, I'll post a tutorial, and maybe even post a video tutorial on YouTube
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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you'll have to post it somewhere else, unless you can pass it as a medical procedure.
but yea how long should be all practice? it sounds a bit difficult, so I'd say we hold off any sort of gathering for a few months. I have a feeling I'll getting down pretty fast, though.
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being a drummer and actually circle-banging while blasting or double-bassing, I know its not too hard to learn however I have hardly any hair now and no band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHQQ9cEwgy4
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but yea how long should be all practice? it sounds a bit difficult, so I'd say we hold off any sort of gathering for a few months. I have a feeling I'll getting down pretty fast, though.
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I'd say about three months so everybody can get in shape, practise etc. I'm not going to toss for the whole three months, so when we have this event, I can make the biggest mess!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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We need a round screen where this death-metal porn can be watched all the time! This funneh Necrophagia video where this slaughter guy dances with the dead body and jizzed on her after he finished!
Bangking is a good idea.....must try it today after Flotsam & Jetsam played tonite.
I know some songs for this jerking circle!:
Devourment - Fuck her Head Off
" " - Masturbating at the Slab
" " - Serial Cocksucker
Cannibal Corpse - Blunt Force Castration
CC - Fucked with a Knife
CC - She was Asking for it
Nile - Ithyphallic (Annoy my Phallus with the blood of the falleeeeeeeeeeeen )
Nile - Masturbating the War God
And to cum to the final!
MANOWAR - PLEASURE SLAVE
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We need a round screen where this death-metal porn can be watched all the time! This funneh Necrophagia video where this slaughter guy dances with the dead body and jizzed on her after he finished!
Bangking is a good idea.....must try it today after Flotsam & Jetsam played tonite.
I know some songs for this jerking circle!:
Devourment - Fuck her Head Off
" " - Masturbating at the Slab
" " - Serial Cocksucker
Cannibal Corpse - Blunt Force Castration
CC - Fucked with a Knife
CC - She was Asking for it
Nile - Ithyphallic (Annoy my Phallus with the blood of the falleeeeeeeeeeeen )
Nile - Masturbating the War God
And to cum to the final!
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Haha nice selection of songs! You did forget a few though:
Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood
Cannibal Corpse - Necropedophile
Cannibal Corpse - Orgasm Through Torture
Cannibal Corpse - Post Mortal Ejaculation
I hope nobody minds, but I have also invited an old friend of mine. He has been in prison for the last 10 years and I thought having him join us would be a nice way to celebrate his recent release. Keep in mind that he must comply with the conditions of his parole and must not be left unsupervised around power tools, hand tools, cutlery, flammable substances, household pets, women, and Hispanic children.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Haha nice selection of songs! You did forget a few though:
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Cannibal Corpse - Orgasm Through Torture
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FUCK HOW COULD I MISS THIS
This guy`s sweet he can lay on the floor while we beat him up while wankin while bangin 
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Awesome! I've already started working on my headbanging/wanking at the same time, which I have decided to call "bangking".
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only if the girls can watch 
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Has anyone ever had almost 2 hours of GREAT sex then, later that day when you're by yourself, you rub one out anyway?
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1. It maximizes your nut point by building up the tension,
2. You build up stronger, longer lasting orgasms in the woman.
Also, I was only actually INSIDE her for about an hour and a half. 20 minutes or so is playing/buildup.
I should add that I also play a mental game where I count how many orgasms I can induce in a woman (at least, how many I can FEEL her have). The game does not, however, consider the quality of the orgasms. So if I gave a woman 11 minor to moderate orgasms, I'd score more points than if I'd given her 4 huge ones. It's a flaw in the system, but until technology improves to gauge orgasm quality, a crude counting game is all I get.
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I should add that I also play a mental game where I count how many orgasms I can induce in a woman (at least, how many I can FEEL her have). The game does not, however, consider the quality of the orgasms. So if I gave a woman 11 minor to moderate orgasms, I'd score more points than if I'd given her 4 huge ones. It's a flaw in the system, but until technology improves to gauge orgasm quality, a crude counting game is all I get.
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Hahaha I MUST try that!:
*bumpbump*
+Ahhh+
-"OK one go on go on"
+Oh my goshhhhhh+
-"Fuck yeah two come on"
+Jesussss ahhhhhh oooaaaaa+
-"Three fuck yeah you sl00d" *hit*
and so on
For real 2h is a very long time...I`m not sure if I`m man enough to stand that
But that proves again Chris got the biggest nuts on here
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The only reason I even asked was that it wasn't the first time I'd had sex, satifsying sex, early in a day and then later on dropped some C-butter on my computer desk anyway.
There's something about the female orgasm that is very endearing, very ego gratifying... it's amazing to me and has been from the minute I successfully caused one without any help. I remember the first time, just being astounded how different it was from a fake, porn star orgasm. For some reason, like snake hunting and cartoons, I just haven't grown out of my astonishment yet.
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There's something about the female orgasm that is very endearing, very ego gratifying... it's amazing to me and has been from the minute I successfully caused one without any help. I remember the first time, just being astounded how different it was from a fake, porn star orgasm. For some reason, like snake hunting and cartoons, I just haven't grown out of my astonishment yet.
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I think this goes some way towards explaining why you still feel the need to shake sticky white coconuts from the veiny love tree after proper sex. It's more like a hobby/habit than an authentic sexual act, a brief hit of easily attained euphoria to keep yourself going. Plus onanism by its very nature satisfies certain needs - psychological more than physical - which probably couldn't be achieved in someone else's company. Some people like whittling ducks out of hunks of wood, I prefer slinging my jelly like a dirty little monkey. |
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Hahaha I MUST try that!:
*bumpbump*
+Ahhh+
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+Oh my goshhhhhh+
-"Fuck yeah two come on"
+Jesussss ahhhhhh oooaaaaa+
-"Three fuck yeah you sl00d" *hit*
and so on
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haha the whole thing was a joke from The 40 Year Old Virgin...funny movie. Anyway im pretty sure that this forum is mostly virgins except a few select people that have some worth. So no need to hide it, just accept it lol...I'm a virgin and I'm awesome! I'm gonna preach abstinence
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I don't know man, i'd have to say anything more than an hour is a waste of time. Epic 60 minute sex > 20 minute sex for me.
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can we set the same plan for tomorrow?
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haha the whole thing was a joke from The 40 Year Old Virgin...funny movie. Anyway im pretty sure that this forum is mostly virgins except a few select people that have some worth. So no need to hide it, just accept it lol...I'm a virgin and I'm awesome! I'm gonna preach abstinence
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Anybody can get laid dude, just remember this.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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My mums of course. Other women got tits too? That`d be AWESOME!
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hahahah. good one
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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Has anyone ever had almost 2 hours of GREAT sex then, later that day when you're by yourself, you rub one out anyway?
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Whoever started the rumor about giving yourself a jackjob BEFORE sex is full of shit! 
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Why's that?
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
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It makes no sense. Does it work? I never tried it actually because I didn't want to fuck up my chances of getting laid by not being able to get up after I got off.
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The whole point with the wank thing is most people that don't get laid on a regular basis couldn't hold off for 10 minutes if they had to. You don't want to look like a rabbit when you're fucking do you? If you get laid on a regular basis it's a moot point though.
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First time I got laid I lasted... well I forgot but the second or third time I got laid I lasted 45 minutes.
I call that story: Night of the bloodgasm
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nobody cares about how much you guys exaggerate how long you last in bed. The fact of the matter is that in psych class, we learned the average male lasts 2-3 min. Unless metaltabs gives you some super-human sex-god power, or unless youre just gay and pussy doesn't excite you, lasting for hours sounds so absurd. Everybody knows that if you fuck for a soild 10 minutes, that's a damn good session (unless your drunk or on opiates) and most girls don't want to go much over that cause their pussy gets sore after a while. If you can't make a girl cum in about ten min, then it ain't gonna happen. I crack up when i hear guys saying it takes an hour to bust a nut. If that's the case, you're doing something wrong or pussy doesn't turn you on. Period.
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nobody cares about how much you guys exaggerate how long you last in bed. The fact of the matter is that in psych class, we learned the average male lasts 2-3 min. Unless metaltabs gives you some super-human sex-god power, or unless youre just gay and pussy doesn't excite you, lasting for hours sounds so absurd. Everybody knows that if you fuck for a soild 10 minutes, that's a damn good session (unless your drunk or on opiates) and most girls don't want to go much over that cause their pussy gets sore after a while. If you can't make a girl cum in about ten min, then it ain't gonna happen. I crack up when i hear guys saying it takes an hour to bust a nut. If that's the case, you're doing something wrong or pussy doesn't turn you on. Period.
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haha yeah but when youre fucking fat chicks is when you DON't want it to last long. You wanna be in and out of there
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A lot of things can contribute to you lasting a long-ass time, on occasion. If it always takes you about an hour then there's a good chance you just need to find some fat boy's asshole and stick your dick in there. Stagger Lee would approve, at least in Nick Cave's version.
In my experience, though, how attractive you find the girl doesn't have too much to do with how quickly you cum. The hottest girl I ever hooked up with was on some serious anti-seizure meds, and as a consequence couldn't cum at all and could only get slightly wet. That was ... rough. Less extreme is the case of the hot girl who just lies there like a dead fish, or the completely inept blowjob from the smoking hot girl. How hot she looks is only a part of the equation.
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Wait I remember some kind of picture:
That`s it
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
Pour ces bois obscurs maintenant endormis.
R.I.P moe
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Wait I remember some kind of picture:
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LMAO...
I specifically remember MAKING AN EFFORT to last a while, like goin' slow and speeding up, speed up towards an orgasm and slow down to make it last longer. I wasn't an expert, but I had this theory maybe I could impress the chick and that would allow me to get more action in the long run.
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That theory isn't anything new, but that's the smartest comment I've seen on the whole page! lol And I've conducted a 30 plus year study of sex. No details. A lady doesn't tell her secrets, but let's just say there's bad times, good times, and whoo-baby-let's-do-it-again times. My husband used to ask me if I was trying to kill him when we first got married the first time, but I never knew him to refuse. Since then I've added other hobbies so he got a break the second time around.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I wish I was a woman, it would be so damn easy to get some
pretty much just not be fat and wear short shorts
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I wish I was a woman
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