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Old 2003-01-06, 02:09
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RTT #15: Ignorant Bastard Paradise

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Old 2003-01-06, 02:10
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Old 2003-01-06, 02:17
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Old 2003-01-06, 02:18
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What a productive RTT.
 
Old 2003-01-06, 02:23
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Old 2003-01-06, 02:37
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are we ignoring the other rtt #15?
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Old 2003-01-06, 02:53
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That thread was unauthorized.
 
Old 2003-01-06, 02:54
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So I bitchslapped that thread with a CLOSED! sign.
 
Old 2003-01-06, 03:03
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haha, wally you arent drunk??
 
Old 2003-01-06, 03:07
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Haha, me? Hell no...when have I ever been drunk? And even so, when have I ever been on a computer when I was drunk?
 
Old 2003-01-06, 03:32
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i dunno...... maybe ...... yesterday?
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Old 2003-01-06, 03:35
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Actually, I haven't been drunk since New Year's!
 
Old 2003-01-06, 06:02
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new years suck. it just means you get to go to school in a week.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-01-06, 06:12
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Or 4 weeks if your fortunate enough to be me.
 
Old 2003-01-06, 06:20
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I dont' have to go to school for about 3 months...
 
Old 2003-01-06, 06:32
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Or 4 weeks if your fortunate enough to be me.


when does your school let out for the summer?
mine lets out in may.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-01-06, 07:01
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warnerve is australian, they don't have summer there.
 
Old 2003-01-06, 07:27
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motherFUCKERS

I'm at school now rotting my ass of and you're at home. this sucks
 
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2003-01-06, 09:47
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well at least I have one day off every week

3 day weekend!!

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Old 2003-01-06, 13:42
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, school!
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Old 2003-01-06, 16:01
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Oh yeah, if your not careful the learning books will beat the crap out of you...

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Old 2003-01-06, 18:13
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Got back from school, it sucked except for this hot girl....damn shes hot

fuck man..i need to get to know her..shes hot...fuck shes hot!!


BUT SHE LIKES KORN!

but shes hot

BUT SHE LIKES KORN!


......she is hot............ermm..yeah


Soooo hot man.........how can she like korn?!

i mean if she likes punk or metal or summit..it be like too good to br true


But..she likes korn.!!!

FUCK!



...shes hot








 
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If you were a man, you'd forget the difference in musical taste and plant one in her pooper.
 
Old 2003-01-06, 18:50
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But..she likes korn.!!!

FUCK!



...shes hot




CONVERT her and get her to like real music.

ohyeah, slayme explain the rest
 
Old 2003-01-06, 18:52
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She likes korn? Dear goodness... That must be terrible! [sarcasm] I think you should forget all chances of getting laid. Forget her. Date one of your own kind. [/sarcasm]

What you never noticed her before? She's a new student? A fattie that lost weight over winter break?
 
Old 2003-01-06, 19:06
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Its just i cant stand korn!!!


and shes so hot!!

and yeah she is new to this school


FUCK SHE IS HOT!
 
Old 2003-01-06, 19:10
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I met a chick yesterday that listens to Slipknot, Mudvayne, SoaD, and all that fun stuff, but she's still cool...I don't see why it even makes a whole lot of difference, as long as she doesn't bitch about what you listen to.

Heh, my ex listened to Christian Rock, radio music, and country, was minorly annoying...but you can find things to more than make up for bad music taste
 
Old 2003-01-06, 19:12
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Lol, thanks
 
Old 2003-01-06, 19:19
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This problem kind of reminds of that one song... haha. No, no not The Ketchup Song but Girl all the Bad Guys Want...

But everything will be fine just as long she doesnt try to make you a korn kid. If she does pop her in her face.

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Old 2003-01-06, 19:23
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yeah, everyone likes her


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Old 2003-01-06, 21:40
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What's more important? Girls or music.
If you do it the right way, she doesn't even notice that you'rfe listening to anal cunt while you're in bed. If you know what i mean.


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You know the Ketchupsong? So you have to be from europe. I can't imagine that any guy from "the new world" knows this song.
 
Old 2003-01-06, 21:50
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i'm from "the new world" and i know that song.
 
Old 2003-01-06, 21:56
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my last girlfriend was a punk rocker. she loves limpdick and incubas.
i actually got her to buy a sepultura cd once. she liked it.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-01-07, 00:13
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You know the Ketchupsong? So you have to be from europe. I can't imagine that any guy from "the new world" knows this song.


No, man. Im from America... I've also heard the Cheeky Song[haha]. I was on a guitartab forum and they were complaining how painful it was to listen those two songs - so I was curious and I downloaded them.
 
Old 2003-01-07, 00:25
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i've never heard them, is it an actual song or just some comedy thing?
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Old 2003-01-07, 00:31
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Mrweijia you are surely missing out on something! They're actual songs. Go download them, and if you do - tell us what you think of the songs.

The Ketchup Song by Las Ketchup

Cheeky Song by Cheeky Girls
 
Old 2003-01-07, 01:28
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those bands have wierd names
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Old 2003-01-07, 01:30
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Wow, and it's all thanks to your non-stop parade of bullshit!

Shut The Fuck Up, weijia
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Old 2003-01-07, 01:50
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Old 2003-01-07, 02:27
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you should delete that last post of his.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-01-07, 02:28
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You know, that's a damn good idea
 
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oh no you dont
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not to sound like a mod, but you didn't post a pic with your post
in the photobookie.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-01-07, 03:12
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Which is why it's now gone.
 
Old 2003-01-07, 07:20
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I was surfing on the net and I found this shit ...dunno why but what the fuck is that!? - read all...lol

http://www.geocities.com/blueballsrock/pui.html
 
Old 2003-01-07, 07:47
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Wow, and it's all thanks to your non-stop parade of bullshit!

Shut The Fuck Up, weijia



hahaha, nice attachment :P


haha lord malphas, it's all about the butt?? wtf?!
 
Old 2003-01-07, 17:21
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Which is why it's now gone.


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Old 2003-01-07, 18:00
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i'm still waiting for that photo
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im bored as fuck right now.....i have 15 minutes before the bell rings so i can go home....then im buyin Socom!!!!! and fuckin my new girlfriend...well shes not my girlfriend...shes more like the "friend's with benifits" type...
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weijia has sex with little boys
do-da, do-da
weijia has sex with little boys
ohhh, da-do da dayyyy
rapes 'em all day long,
'cause they are japanese
ohhhh, da-do da dayyyyy!






sorry, i just had to say that.hehe
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
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then im buyin Socom!!!!!


cool ... if you get the network adapter sometime let me know so we can play.
 
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damn I hate email spam ...got this pic
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cool ... if you get the network adapter sometime let me know so we can play.


hell yeah! ....i didnt get the game yet...theyre sold out everywhere. Im gonna have to try again after school today
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Old 2003-01-08, 20:30
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
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damn I hate email spam ...got this pic



hahahhahaha
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Old 2003-01-09, 20:50
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week of school and the most i've done was watch documentaries.
damn, all that means is next week are all tests.
i was soo happy not doing anything.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
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week of school and the most i've done was watch a documentary on
anne boleyn. damn, all that means is next week are all tests.
i was soo happy not doing anything.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
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School has been extra boring this week...i cant find Socom and i have to study for finals next week
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school is always boring, but more after the antichristmas break
 
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in english we're doing a senoir memory book. tomorrow i have to turn
in the first chapter entitled "who am i?" no less than a page and a half,
12 type font, not double spaced. damn. there are 15 chapters.
one of them i really stupid, how the hell do you write a page and a half
of a romance you had with a person?!?!?! imean, come on!
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
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start off by describing something liek say her hair colour.
if its blond, go like this:


it was as yellow as hay. No, it was even blonder, more like the sun. Well not quite, it was more like.......(go on for a while)....and it smelt really good. It smelt like flowers. It smelt like my favourite flowers, the poppy. I love the poppy...(describe poppies)...and just go on like that.
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in english we're doing a senoir memory book. tomorrow i have to turn
in the first chapter entitled "who am i?" no less than a page and a half,
12 type font, not double spaced. damn. there are 15 chapters.
one of them i really stupid, how the hell do you write a page and a half
of a romance you had with a person?!?!?! imean, come on!


tell a romantic story with you and your guitar
 
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or say like weija, then at the end write: THEN I FUCKED HER ....etc
 
Old 2003-01-10, 01:17
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in english we're doing a senoir memory book. tomorrow i have to turn
in the first chapter entitled "who am i?" no less than a page and a half,
12 type font, not double spaced. damn. there are 15 chapters.
one of them i really stupid, how the hell do you write a page and a half
of a romance you had with a person?!?!?! imean, come on!


Just find some erotic story off the net and put that in there dude, or write your own
 
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or say like weija, then at the end write: THEN I FUCKED HER ....etc



hahaha, yeah. then write in really big writing. "OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (it was the best orgasm) that should take up alot of space.
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Yep you will get a decent grade for that...IF YOUR TEACHER WAS A PORN STAR!


i can imagine:- Teacher :- ''great work fred! but you have to work on the orgasm scream...make it a ''Ohhhhhhh yes!!!'' it gives it more expression''
 
Old 2003-01-10, 21:34
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Just find some erotic story off the net and put that in there dude,



aiiiiii, i don't think so, dude
except, she DOES like to read smut.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2003-01-10, 21:37
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Well, fine, write the boring kind of romance where you don't bust a nut in the chick's face and have to run away instead of paying her...pansy
 
Old 2003-01-10, 21:37
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Yep you will get a decent grade for that...IF YOUR TEACHER WAS A PORN STAR!


i can imagine:- Teacher :- ''great work fred! but you have to work on the orgasm scream...make it a ''Ohhhhhhh yes!!!'' it gives it more expression''


i just realized that i've never mentioned my name before. it's matt.
hello all. nice to meet you.

and i would love to write about my love affair with my guitar.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-01-10, 22:41
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well hello matt



you could always rip some fairy tale off. in a land far far away, there was a man named euronymous who burnt churches. one day, the black knight, varg, came and killed him. and then they lived happily ever after
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Old 2003-01-11, 00:18
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Hopefully he'll get banned before too long...


you know what, we ougghta make a secret plot that'll make himself get banned.

'cause now the fucker has more than posts than me......

i know it's not a big deal......but it just bothers me for some reason.
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Old 2003-01-11, 00:26
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this would be an appropriate avatar for Gigantic Penis
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Old 2003-01-11, 00:47
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you know what, we ougghta make a secret plot that'll make himself get banned.

'cause now the fucker has more than posts than me......

i know it's not a big deal......but it just bothers me for some reason.



you geek
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atif's right.


shut the fuck up blah blah blah, weijia.
 
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shut up, ho
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Old 2003-01-11, 07:21
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Lol, how the hell did weijia reach 2000..fuck he posts a lot!
 
Old 2003-01-12, 01:41
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He posts 10 posts per day. Anybody else does that much. He's addicted to metaltabs.
I think it's better to be addicted to beer than a web-site.
 
Old 2003-01-12, 03:21
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i much rather be addicted to pussy
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Old 2003-01-12, 03:46
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But in order to be addicted, you have to get some of it weijia
 
Old 2003-01-12, 09:57
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haha, true

I still feel drunk of yesterdayevening, but the good part is, I don't have a serious headache! quality beers here!
 
Old 2003-01-12, 16:06
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Hello people!
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Old 2003-01-12, 17:54
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great, I'll check them
 
Old 2003-01-12, 21:19
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I blew up a bass amp today

not mine though
 
Old 2003-01-12, 21:34
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not mine though


well that's always good
 
Old 2003-01-12, 21:50
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How in hell's nation could you blow up a bass amp? The only way I could think of is if you plugged a guitar into it and cranked the volume up loud...
 
Old 2003-01-12, 21:59
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maybe he did just that
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Old 2003-01-12, 22:01
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Well, he said "blew up," not "blew out." Maybe he dynamited it.
 
Old 2003-01-13, 06:35
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How in hell's nation could you blow up a bass amp? The only way I could think of is if you plugged a guitar into it and cranked the volume up loud...


well, that I guess, the amp was at loud volume the whole time and my distortion pedal kicked in... guess it couldn't handle it, the fuse was fried...

that was a 300w amp lol, but not mine!
 
Old 2003-01-13, 17:31
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Haha nice one!

whos was it?!
 
Old 2003-01-13, 17:40
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from the rehearsal space we rent every week... we've been practising over there for years so fuck it.

we killed two mikes and a couple of cables too in all those hours

not to mention our drummer demolished a snare, heh!

but the amp wasn't fucked up that much, just the fuse that blew out.
 
Old 2003-01-13, 17:48
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Lol, you guys wreck
 
Old 2003-01-13, 20:05
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i've been using the same amp, ever since i was a small child
new to the guitar. and my dad, before me, so my amp is
over 20 years old. its a peavey classic VT.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2003-01-13, 20:06
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Warning! non-relevant stuff

Found this on a webpage:

"This is my website dedicated to Gothic Music. On my site you shall find such bands as Slipknot, KoRn, Otep, American Head Charge, Drowning Pool, Coal Chamber, System of a Down, Static-X and SpineShank."



I thought this was nu-metal crap, but then I've been wrong all along! I guess Bush is a good guy and Saddam his girlfriend too, then.
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Old 2003-01-13, 21:56
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I've stopped caring about what kind of genres there are and what bands belong in them. If they think that's gothic crap, then by all means let them think that! Most everybody has different "standards".

Also I cringed when that person used that word "shall" for some reason. It's not like it's going to make you seem any smarter...pfft.

*Anybody going to see that silly show that FOX is going to air? Man Vs. Beast or something. I hope for the animals sake that they win. Can you imagen what it'd be like if they[the animals] lost? They'd have to return to their Zoos only to be ridiculed by their fellow zoo animal pals.
 
Old 2003-01-14, 00:15
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Old 2003-01-14, 00:23
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I've stopped caring about what kind of genres there are and what bands belong in them. If they think that's gothic crap, then by all means let them think that! Most everybody has different "standards".

Also I cringed when that person used that word "shall" for some reason. It's not like it's going to make you seem any smarter...pfft.

*Anybody going to see that silly show that FOX is going to air? Man Vs. Beast or something. I hope for the animals sake that they win. Can you imagen what it'd be like if they[the animals] lost? They'd have to return to their Zoos only to be ridiculed by their fellow zoo animal pals.


i've stopped watching fox. too much reality tv
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