You watched that far? Whoa....

And this may surprise some of you, but I scored 132 on an IQ test when I was six. No bullshit. I was a bit of a prodigy. Problem is, I haven't improved much since. Hell, I didn't even finish school!

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Didn't even finish school...!?!

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just because of homework, right tim? i think something like 80% of people have dropped out of school because they just couldn't keep up with homework. it's a travesty. i think the only homework, should be stuff not finished in class. i think i may be heading that way too (dropping out of school) because if you miss one thing, don't hand just one thing in on time, you fail the unit and therefore the semester, therefore they won't have you back. it's an abomination.

the only thing i regret from droping out was that i coudnt see my friends everyday. other than that i think it was a pretty good decision, i just got my GED last december so im totaly done with school now, im glad i didnt wait to get that either.

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i dropped out in 12th grade, went to community college,took a semester worth of classes, finished a years worth of high school, got my high school diploma

i was pissed, i could of skipped high school completely, 2 years of community college, diploma in hand, college credit to boot

community college ruled, spend like 3 hours in classes, go home at like noon<or however you determine your class scheduling>, whole day wide open, no bullshit, no popularity contest, no jocks or gang members, no tyrant teachers, no hassles about band t-shirts and stuff,which was a big thing in my school when i went years ago. everyone is either 30,single moms getting a nurse degree, or people doing the same as your doing

you could actually have a 30+ hour work week and not get totally bogged down while going, i wished i knew better back then

Wow.. this thread has gotten waaaaaaay offtopic. Just be glad I'm not as mod ya cunts

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I don't mind a whole lot. I just use it for updating my crap anyway.

By accident or by design, a cranky woman found my site. She's amusing, if not a little dense.

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But then you would not cover the topics in enough detail and fail anyway. The key is not to miss a deadline - then you don't get into the habit. Although I know nothing about you or your school, I think that (generally) nobody gets an unreasonable amount of work to do, especially when you are still in school. 80% of people who moan about it are lazy.

HA! This is by far, the most interesting comment I have read in a long time. PST? STUPID? HA! HAHAHAH! HAAAAAAFUCKINGHAHAHA!

Oh, and I managed to gather a few pieces of previous arguments in this thread. I seen my name, Dissection getting suspended (ha), etc etc.

I know a lot of Asians. I fuck one. Maybe that is why I was so sensitive about Dissection's comment, which I can't even remember now. Sure, it was an unfair suspension. A lot of perm bans I enforce are quite unfair. I can't tolerate senseless racism. I will suspend people that give me a reason to. Only people I kinda don't like. Then it is just so pant-shittingly fun I giggle for days on end about it.

Meh. Asian chicks are ugly. "Me love wyou wong tyme. Sucky fucky?"
Please don't ban me!

Most asian chicks ARE ugly. Def dresses up like an asian chick, now hes gonna be offended.

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Maybe... but aren't they like...tight? Being petite and all

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Oh, I would certainly gauge intelligence at least partially by the results of an IQ test. There are obvious biases toward certain types of intelligences, those that are more quantifiable, but also those that have far more practical use. The types of intelligence discerned by an IQ test are by far the most important types of intelligence a person could have in this world, and therefore, completely relevant.

By the way, 120ish isn't decent. 100 is average, 110 is decent. 120 is well above average.

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Now hold on there Chris, MANY jobs don't require inteligence, what about jobs that are just mindless repetition? OR jobs that require nothing more than brute strength? Many of these kinds of jobs have been dissapearing since the industrial revolution, but many still exist. To work these kinds of jobs people need to think verry little, they don't need to be creative, or to follow any of their own whims, they just need to shut up nad do what they are told, that generally being doing the same thing over and over again.
I feel that an IQ test doesn't measure inteligence, in that people can learn anything, and once that is memorised they can seem like an expert on a subject. I feel an IQ test is more of a measurement of peoples ability to think quickly, and adapt their mind to new concepts. That is what I would feel is a greater sign of inteligence than remembering useless facts.

Then again maybe i have missed both your point, and the point of the subject.

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Well, here is a clue: I scored 130 about a year and a half ago. Intelligent, yes. An ass, yes. Oh wait, they have nothing to do with eachother.

I don't think IQ tests show everything about a person. What I mean is, I know quite a few people who are very (book) smart, but have shit for common sense, and don't know their right from their left.

Intelligence is knowing how to use that book smart crap, and build something from it.

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Hey hey, I was kidding about it. I told you I don't hold it against you. And yeah, maybe your boyfriend being asian has something to do with it. Just kidding.

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Way to generalize, idiot. She was born here, and has an Australian accent.

And you really don't think I will take it personally when you say all asian chicks are ugly, when I happen to be dating one?

Some guys will only date Asian girls. I don't like Asian guys, but if someone likes Asians, it's just a matter of preference.

Ive briefly talked to the lass Nihilist is refering to (i think, unless this is a different one). She seemed rather nice. Concequently, I would rather you all refrain from racial slurs against asians. I constantly hear lots of racial slurs against americans, about them being gun toating cunts, eager to pull the trigger at anthing that might move, either on its own, or if disturbed by a sight breeze. It doesn't mean I insult you all.

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I don't date her because she is Asian. I date her because I like her.

And thanks, BoC. Yes, it is the same one.

ive taken 4 IQ tests in my life. my scores have been: 156, 163, 164, 159.

i dont find myself to be gut wrenchingly intelligent. i just think there is something about the way i think that makes these tests extremely easy for me.

i don't care who dates who. jarrod goes out with an asian girl, so what. my mate is as well, he's not a racist he doesn't even notice somebody elses skin colour (apart from his taiwanese computer comment ) but i don't think it matters. as long as you are happy with your partner, then that is the important thing.

my IQ is 120. kiwis are hotter than asians. there is my $0.02 worth.

If you people don't specify the IQ tests, none of what you've posted means anything.

Anyway, I've never taken an IQ test, but when we reviewed them for a Psych class I kicked everyone's ass, then - since it was actually a part of the test (Huanker-Giackasz, 1997) - killed about a dozen ninjas, give or take one or two. The last one asked me to remember a series of numbers and tell him the relationship before he died, and right before his last breath I told him they were all Harmy-Ramanujan numbers. If I remember correctly, I scored ('hypothetically') a 1729, but I really can't remember.

Seriously, if you're going to discuss them, explain which IQ tests you've taken. Some of them are literally - and this is the word meant - created so that parents who don't understand why their precious child's genius isn't reflected in his grades can reaffirm their belief in his intellectual and mental superiority. They're also, as has been said, predicated towards a certain mode of thinking (mainly the more quantifiable way of thinking, since it's difficult to come up with a standardized test for aesthetic genius). Of course, if I ever do take one and come back with genius marks, they're obviously infallible.

Oh, and Jarrod: Dylan is not an Asian chick. Are you drunk?

Kiwis are stranded on an island with sheep for a reason, and it's not because they're hot.

i can't put into words how much that part of your otherwise intelligent-as-usual post, is completely moronic, stupid, pointless, untrue and also how much i now see you as a complete and absolute anus for it.

Classic!

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I've taken a few IQ tests, one taken by a psych. some 4 or 5 years ago (I think I scored somewhere between 114 and 120 then). I also did a lot of internet tests, the US ones rate me somwhere around 120, and the dutch ones between 120 and 130. But these internet tests say nothing, everyone knows they always rate you higher than you realy are.

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Cuntpests!

Using my fucking thread to declare, amongst other things, that:

1) Asian women are ugly. Whoever said this is a blind bigot and a moron and deserves to be shot. You probably haven't met any, you turds. You're not a fucking dreamboat sailing in a sea of Yellow, you're white, you're fleabitten and you're wrong.

2) Kiwi women are desirable. Whoever said this is probably also into furries, heffalumps and Mr. Men characters. Most of them look like they were scared backwards off a high thing onto an abrasive thing.

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Yeah, but the sad thing is, the stereotype is true for the most part. This country is a shithole. If not for FoxNews, people might actually know that. But according to them, that moron in office is also "a good president."

Fuck fox news, fuck George Bush, and fuck those redneck christians who voted him back into office. Anyone who voted for George Bush lacks intelligence. I don't mean to offend any of you voting people who might've thrown it away, but seriously, who pissed in your fucking gene pool?



Dating someone solely based on race seems a little stupid, but I know we all have our preferences.

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Jeez dude, way to take a extremely shitty joke too seriously. But yes that was quite a stupid comment to make.

And FBS, I think Asian women are ugly, so what? That doesn't mean I'm a moron/racist/bigot (take your pick). We're all entitled to voice our opinions preferences, but you're not entitled to hurl criticisms at me just because I voice them. Fucking hell.

SUSPENSION! SUSPENSION!

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You thought I took THAT too seriously? I could have taken it a whole lot further. I had every right to. Posting ludicrous comments as the one I took offense too surely deserved some sort of retort from me.

Exercise your jokes and lighten up on the ignorance, Bill Hicks.

Wait, you're English. I bet you have bad teeth and smell like crumpets. Same shit, sista.

Hahaha... e-pwned.

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Haha. Bill Hicks. Cute.

And no, I'm not English, "sista".

The only ludicrous comment I made was the Asian accent joke, and I realise how that could have offended you and other people on this board, so I apologise.

My other comments were pefectly valid however, and would not expect such ignorance from a person as intelligent as FBS.

Just let it die, B.

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Cute? I'll leave PST, Sane, or someone similar who uses English as a weapon to redefine cute for you, you little piss-ant. I've said my piece, perpare to be ripped apart.

Also, where is said ignorance in FBS' post?

Ouch. You've done it now... Nilly Willy is pissed...

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Yeah, so pissed that I completely cocked up the grammar.

Piss-ant? Oh dear...
When exactly have I insulted you? Is it beyond you to have a reasonable discussion? I think not.

I've said my piece, made my apology. Take it or leave it if you will. It doesn't really bother me.

Ignorance works both ways Nihilist

Asian women are ugly. Whoever said this is a blind bigot and a moron and deserves to be shot. You probably haven't met any, you turds. You're not a fucking dreamboat sailing in a sea of Yellow, you're white, you're fleabitten and you're wrong.

If he is eager enough to insult me and like-minded people about my own beliefs and opinions, then that is a most blatant cases of ignorance if I've ever saw one.

then that is a most blatant cases of ignorance if I've ever saw one? Oh dear...

You know what? I like you, B. But the way you said it, no wonder everyone is throwing a fit about it. FBS says what he does, how he does. I've never seen him say anything NICE. So don't take it personal.

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Yes indeed. Correction:

"Then that is one of the most blatant cases of ignorance if I've ever seen one"

Oh no, I cocked up on grammar.

Care to make any more useless comments? Or do you wish to respond to what I've said.

useless? Not at all. I was pointing out the irony of it all, fool. DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SPELL IT OUT?

And what is there to respond to? You want me to accept your apology? Or comment on your take of FBS' supposed ignorance? If you've said your piece, that generally means you shut the fuck up. But since you'd rather annoy me to a greater extent, we'll continue.

You initially offended me with your poor taste in jokes, which we have already established. Such a broad generalization is beyond retardation. You knew this. I don't care if it is an opinion or not, I'm disagreeing with it. The basis of an argument. Fancy that, eh?

I hate to get involved, but especially since I sent you a PM about why I got suspended, you went and made a joke like that? No, see, thats just asinine.

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The irony of it all? Just because I made a few fucking grammar mistakes? I suggest you buy a simple dictionary and look up that word.

And yes, I realised my own "retardation" in the joke, and it was not thus I apologised. When I basically asked you to respond to my comment, I wished to know whether you have accepted my apology or not. Guess not, since you continue in this debate (if that is what you would like to call it).

So if by disagreeing with me, because of my stupid joke, then good. I agree with you. If you're disagreeing wih me and continuing to insult me due to my opinion that all Asian women are ugly, then whatever. That's my opinion and I stick with it, just as you.

Or maybe you took my opinion and foolish joke on a more personal level? As an inuslt to your girlfriend? If so, they you have different problems than me my "friend".

Edit: But of course Dissection, I agree with you 100%, and I've realised my mistake.

Um. OK, I'll try hammer this into your docile little cerebrum. First off, the irony part. You laughed at me for making a spelling/grammar error. I returned the favour, as it backfired on you as you made an error also. SEE? FUCKING IRONIC? GET IT? Good lord.

Where exactly?

Hahahahahahaha. 'I have the right to say things you don't like, but you can't express your dislike! That's just mean!'

Um, anyway: durak bb is Russian, not English. Or at least used to live there. I'm not his biographer. I do, however, have another fun fact about blizzard_beast: he seems to have missed out on the fact that the traditional internet mode of discourse is abuse, and tends to take the traditional mating call of 'You gigantic cuntox' a tad more seriously than it actually is (i.e. as an expression of genuine dislike). This isn't exactly uncommon, but he seems to always take it this way, which leads to stupid shit like this. Don't get offended because people say mean things about you, bb.

Andrew: They live with sheep because they're shepherds. Take a nap before you come online; 'else you get cranky, grumpums.

A final two general points:
1. I don't know how many times I'll have to stress this, but chill out. Deal?
2. There are billions of beautiful women in the world, distributed throughout all regions and ethnic groups. No point in taking a myopic view and depriving yourself of the pleasure of the varieties of beauty by closing an eye to any particular group, or to the great whole in preference of any particular group. This is not an encouragement to go out and fuck a woman from every country and every ethnic group, but if you were on an International Tour of Womanizing you'd at least be a little more relaxed and have less time and inclination to get worked up over the pettiest of petty shit over the internet. Again: I'm not saying do it; just leave it open as a possibility.

PST 88, I appreciate your intelligent and objective response. I wasn't necessarily offended, I just had the inclination to find out why particular people felt the need to insult me about my opinion, using words which I felt were not made in jest, like racist, bigot, moron etc. I don't believe I usually misenterpret abuse made in jest that we all know and love, but perhaps in this occasion I did.
I don't know.

(And yes, I am Russian and used to live there)

That, and I'm having fun trying to explain that his opinion is ridiculous and I don't even want an apology. The tasteless joke offended slightly. It tickled me the wrong way, is about all.

And I think that it is quite evident that I disagree with your opinion.

Oh, I disagree with it, by the way.

Eh, whatever. I see no point in continuing this discussion.

Am so! Am so! Am so!

...And ...And I can call you an arselicker! And a cephalopod! And a conical pile of bat guano! And I can eat porridge on your grave.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Now everyone get out of my thread.

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I WIN! I WIN!

You win bollocks-all. I will post in this thread alllllllll by myself, yay, go me, etc.

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NO MORE FAGDANCING IN MY THREAD! Closing it for a while sure cured all you bastards, didn't it? Hah! Wimps! Clog my ham! Greatly feared pancreas!

Now - I'm going to start reviewing albums proper on my site, because most review sites are run by idiots and rectal cavities. I have three new ones (Cephalic Carnage, COC and Suidakra) to start the year with.

Can I have some sensible 2005 review suggestions please?

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is SYL your thing? if so, then you could do "alien" when it comes out.

Cryptopsy
Judas Priest
The Red Chord
Strapping Young Lad

I know im forgetting a few.. March seems to be the month of awesome releases.

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I started using this Online Learning thing for university (called Web CT) and it has a link to their help forum. That is called 'Ask Dr. C'
Just thought I would inform you, if you want to know any more fbs, then just PM me or something and I'll help however I can, rather than killing your thread (again).

Oh, a review ... hmmm, Zombie Ritual - Night Of The Zombie Party (http://www.metal-archives.com/release.php?id=59821) i know its 2004, but it is LATE 2004

Oh and The new The Grave Digger album too, im curious to hear some other people reactions to that.

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One word FBS: Nile!!!

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Cheers, cunts - have done SYL, will do Nile and The Red Chord soon.

Today Americans in large groups piss me off. Even without TEH INTRAWEB!!!11, they're still a menace.

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why do we piss you off o calm one

maybe the new opeth album when it comes out (probably be in 05)

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blow-peth?

Something very good happened today - I chanced upon a number of old writings I thought I had lost.

Sometimes you just have to smile.

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I read this for the first time today, and I am actually currently writing a paper with a thesis describing "The hypocrisies, annoyances, and stupidity of extreme environmentalists and animal rights activists." I'm focusing a lot on ecoterrorists and that piece of crap group PETA.

You need to say something about shared morality, and very seriously compare those people to terrorists.

Then you need to make fun of them for being bad terrorists and having no courage in their convictions.

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What kind of a terrorism group calls themselves "ELF" (Earth Liberation Front)? Thats the least intimidating name since "ALF" (Animal Liberation Front)...

I like how they complain about detrimental pollution emissions into the atmosphere, but then go fire bomb a hummer dealership, releasing large quantities of NOx and other harmful chemicals from the burning fuel, rubber, wood, etc, etc, etc. Also, people from ALF assaulted a scientist that engaged in research on animals, and he ended up dying from the battery. Hehehe, lets save animals but kill people

Alright, I posted it. Those of you who know what I mean can go and read it. Those who don't can... do... something else.

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jim, just read your "vermin of the week" article. probably doesn't mean shit, but you should have written a massive piece on it, full of beaut analogies, and distributed it (and the article) all over the world. "people" like that need to drink the bile of chlamydia-infested burn victims.

I'm loving the rants, very entertaining and eloquent. When pissing on the organic/animal rights/vegan crowd, you certainly strike a chord with me. I once knew a vegan who owned a live journal ( here's something she wrote : have a good laugh http://www.livejournal.com/users/pi...html?mode=reply she called it the "Vegan Manifesto" ), a very silly, pretentious and downright obnoxious person. This person seriously harassed ( yelling, verbal threats, etc. ) me for being an avid omnivore and derserves a good making-fun of, and probably a severe beating too.

Fucking Christ I hate vegans! I can't make your link work though.

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You need to log in to view the entry, guess that's because I posted some naughty comments.

You guys are fucking funny.
Also......vegans mean nothing to me other than more MEAT for me.

i have come to a conclusion as to why emo-fags exist. rather ironically, this theory came to me while i was taking a shit.

quite a while ago, i was listening to a radio program that was discussing the downloading of music, why people do it etc. the conclusion this radio host came to was that people don't download because people can't afford CDs, or can't find their favourite stuff, whatever. IT IS BECAUSE (mainstream) MUSIC THESE DAYS IS ABSOLUTE SHIT AND NOBODY THINKS ITS WORTH BUYING.

i believe that this very theory, can be applied to children of today. emofags are neglected by their parents because they are CRAP QUALITY CHILDREN. it starts at a young age. children are spoilt. they are VERY spoilt. they are spoilt like jenna jameson's "special bananas."

don't get me wrong here, people. i love kids, i get along great with all of my girlfriends nieces and nephews because they tend to BEHAVE THEMSELVES. and to some extent, this is me being a sour and lonely teenager. and yes, of course everyone has to have their bad days where they go berserk at their parents for whatever reason. but, i find it unbelievably infuriating when you see some miserable, despicable little reciprocative cunt, mum shopping trolley stacked high with barbie accessories, or spiderman costumes, only to hear a noise which resembles an amplification of an italian P.O.W woman being nailed to a table through her labia.

in this particular case, however, parents are half the problem. the spineless fools are simply overusing the "tolerance" method with their child. "whats the matter sweety? i'm sorry, all my money's gone onto your other toys, popkin....shh, we'll take you home you can play with your other toys...no, thats bad, honey. ouch, that hurts mummys eye, darling...." this typical conversation is nothing new down at your local shopping centre, but hearing it pushes the bile and semi-digested KFC to the tip of my throat, depending on what mood i'm in (whether i laugh myself sick at it, or whether it shits the hell out of me.)

spineless parenting leads into bigger things, more wanting, bigger tantrums etc. a perfectly healthy parent can go into an argument with their kid and after, come out weighing less than kate moss. kids will get interested in football at this age, so no longer are the batman merchandise necessary (just throw all that away), replace this with jumpers, scarves, balls, memberships, pins, hats, fucking CONDOMS of your kids team the Smalltown Killermurdererbasherslaughterernazimyteamnameisdabr00talestdelinquents. sign your kid up for footy clubs and live your failed dreams of victory through him.

however, this doesnt go on forever. your kid is now 9. in the same year:
MUMMY GETS A JOB!
DADDY FINALLY GETS HIS BREAK AND IS NOW A PROFESSIONAL LAWYER!!!
HAHAHAHAA!! SUCCESS, YOU PATHETIC CHOCOLATE LOG LICKING FUCKWIT!!

slightly off-topic, it is not a wonder that statisticians everywhere are having a field day with parents who enjoy spending more time at work than with their families. it simply is true. who would rather sit at home trying to force their foul little cuntish offspring to take a shower and go to bed, than sitting with respectable adults their age after hours, earning big dollars for overtime, discussing world issues and politics or whatever the conversation chooses to be? hmm?

back on-topic, with my previous statement i mentioned overtime. well yes, this is slightly the case as we shall see. with the child used to their parents tending to their every whim and desire, at 12 years of age, the big bombshell is dropped. daddy has to go into work on saturday to prepare for a big case. after 3 years of hard work, daddy has been chosen to defend suspected serial killer and MAFIA boss mario camazoni. this case could mean big things for everyone, thus requiring a little extra work. DADDY MISSED MY FOOTBALL MATCH that is it. 12 years of spoiling is now down the drain: congratulations brother, your kid is now an emo-fag.

"how are you son?"
"LIIIKE YOUU CARE NARC"
"umm....how did the match go?"
"WE LOOOOST BY 150 points"
"ohh...."

now your wallet is taken, and the money used to buy shirts and CDs by linkin park, simple plan, good charlotte and blink 182. add to this face-paint, black nail-polish and a trip to the hairdresser for a devilock. over the following 365 days, your kids brain will turn to mush from the filthy teachings of those scum-sucking american high school dropout wretches.

thus the overtime statement comes into effect: you DO prefer to be at work where people at least treat you like a number, instead of shutting you out completely. this is the best you will ever do. you neglect your kids because they are horrible, rude, whingey, and intolerable to be around. you don't care when your workmates turn up their pointy, shark-fin noses at what used to be your pride and joy (but the feeling never returned). who can blame you for not wanting to take an active part in their poor excuse for a life? when you go home, it takes every ounce of strength in your body not to punch their cunt-fugly faces through a plate-glass window. why do they listen to "that pathetic, talentless music with no real variation to it"? because they understand what your child is going through, and you're to blame, you bad father you.


that is what we have to look forward to, everybody. might as well just get 36 painkillers and a bottle of whisky, and say "it was entirely fun until now, i never had to put up with any of that shit you spoke about, oh great andrew-esque one."

mummys on the toilet doing POO

Amen.
I got my ass POPPED on regular occasions growing up...learned fast manners and basic respect and appreciation. Politeness and gratiousness (SP?) are excellent attributes when the occasion calls for them.
Of my friends that didn't get whacked by their faketooth hippyass "progressive" parents.....they turned out to be the rudest...immoral no mannered pieces of garbage that walk among us. Excessive greed is common in these morons.
Of course....my world consists of mostly lower middle class "southerners" so an asswhipping is no big deal.
heh

excellence! so respect from children is not a lost cause! thanks much for your input

I don't get it.

Yngwie is fat.

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emo is shit. yngwie is a colossal lard-arse.

Scary. Who's the chick?

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE REPLYING TO MY RANT, PEOPLES!!!!!

Andrea Dworkin. One of the world's most famous, rabid, emotionally schizophrenic and recently dead feminists.

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I know someone who is still one of her friends on livejournal, and I might be able to get it from him. Trust me : its priceless.

I begins, "Dear Creature,
I will spare you pain and suffering.
I will not drink your sacred milk or devour your babies ... "

There's a great deal more. Apparently the mopey 13 year old goth who wrote shitty poetry grew to be a 21 year old vegan ( that's right : Literature that sub-par is actually coming from someone old enough to buy alchohol. ), who apparently still writes shitty poetry.

And then it has some other line about how the people eating these hallowed critters are incredibly horrible and brutal, and that if she were an animal, then she'd hate humanity too. What would be absolutely fucking priceless is if I could get it to FBS and watch him rip it to pieces.



What did you say? PM it to me or something. I have to know

The last comments I saw were:

"Pa-pa-pa-penis!"

"You're an idiot" (me)

"I meant you, not the guy above
Here's something tasty:
(image link to some red meat) " (me)

Quite lame

Trust me, she deserves it. Once, she said some things to me so slanderous, vile and ignorant I punched through a nearby wooden milk crate to vent my anger ( And I'm not normally the sort to punch things ). And this is just one of many occasions I could recount.

Classic, Yngwie is a dead ringer for her.

On the subject of pissing off vegans, I received an amusing link yesterday about a guy trying to extort $50,000 in exchange for not eating his rabbit Toby: http://www.savetoby.com

That reminds me of the survival guys in that old faces of death tapes that took a bunny by it's hind legs........smashed it's head into a tree......bit a chunk out of its neck.....and showed how to drink the blood for a quick drink/nourishment.....he did this all in about 12 seconds. Damn rabbit was still shaking....very amusing and quite clever.

LMAO

Jim's the one who rants here. I thought I made that clear when I made fun of Transient and Dissection. Am I going to have to do it again? 'Cause I will, if that's what it'll take.

By all means PST, by all means.

anyhoo...here's an abnormal rant...
I've hated women for approximately a week. They're all assholes for now.....

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and why's this?

As homer simpson has said, ..."just six simple words, I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

rather, she won't hang out with me on weekends. Whatever the hell that means, she seems to only catch me at bad times. Like a couple times this past week, she got a hold of me when I should have been practicing or something, and we talked and hung out for like 2-3 hours...damnit. NO, before you jump to conclusions, I'm not that into her, and she dates like 4 guys per week...no matter what the age. What I need is a good metal chick....

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Just look for good. Most good chicks aren't metal, and vice versa. The best I've found were far from metal, and really much cooler than most metalheads. I might love the music, but I've definitely lost a large measure of love for the fans.

But, for a third time: Jim rants here. You have an RTT for that.

How strange. I have only just read your tosh properly for the first time, and realised I never twigged to quite how much you smoked arseholes before. And now you're gone, I'll never have the chance to really tell you.

Still, fuck it.



Yay! Dr. C rides again!

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Hahahahahahaha the evil fucking bastards who read my site must contain some real prize specimens.

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This pisses me off more than adver-trolling. It is simply abuseing people, preying on the stupid.

Have you ever had a pop-up that looks like this: http://isg10.casalemedia.com/V2/39698/53337/1.gif

Basically an add, click it and it infests your computer with all sorts of nasty viruses (well, the link doesnt because it is just a picture, but when it pops up it is evil, blatant abuse of people whom lack inteligence.

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The stupid were meant to be prey. Don't worry about it.

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DOUBLE CUNTSWORTHY UPDATE!

About time too.

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Seriously. What kind of cunt would keep his attentive reade - oh wait...

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Great as always. fbs, when a female can actually be around your cat without having to wear chainmail you better keep her. She'll have to be "the one."

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